Chapter 106: It's so tiring to bring a baby
Juan spent the next few days taking care of the children, and he found it to be a tiring job.
The key doll is so active that it does not rest at all, and the size of the three-year-old does not hinder the doll's activity, it shouts "woo woo woo wow" and runs around.
Juan, who was a follower, was always worried that the doll would fall or hit something, but in the end he found that he was too tired to run.
In the end, Juan can only let himself go, anyway, as long as he is in the building, nothing will happen to the doll.
But Juan let the doll go, and the doll didn't let Juan go.
When it makes what it finds interesting, it has to come back to Juan to report it, regardless of whether he is sleeping, eating, or going to the toilet.
Juan, who hadn't slept well, couldn't eat well, and couldn't poop properly for a few days, was furious, and he yelled at Mosi: "Take care of your children! β
"It's not up to you!"
"You just threw it all at me with both hands, did you do that?!"
"It kisses you, what can I do?"
"Why did you kiss me, doesn't it also call your mother?"
"I can't understand what you two are talking about, I don't know what you're talking about, I can't interject, isn't this called kissing you?"
"Well, it's because you don't have translation software."
Hu Anxin is empty, and he really can't blame others for this.
The doll copied the entire font from Juan's brain chip.
This is when Juan came out of the main star, in order to prevent the network signal in remote areas is not good, the translation software is not available, so a large number of downloads of various languages.
As a result, the doll can now understand the language of all living beings, but it does not have the concept of a master language, and when it speaks, various languages are mixed up and jumped.
The lingua franca of humanity is mixed with elven vocabulary, spoken in dwarven grammar, and perhaps some linguistic humanoids can guess a thing or two.
But who understands Catalan mixed with Swahili words spoken in Hebrew grammar?
Juan, who also has translation software and downloads a massive thesaurus, can understand it.
So the doll now communicates with others with "woo wow" and random sign language, but fortunately, it's just like that, and others can roughly guess what it's going to do.
Juan can communicate "normally" with the doll.
Through the doll, Juan learned a lot of gossip about the people below.
These people thought that the doll could not speak, so they were relieved to tell the gossip in their own language that they did not dare to say in front of the FΓΌhrer, and as a result, the doll listened to it and turned back to tell Juan.
For example, when Juan was in the shower, he told him that towels had been used to wipe the toilet; Tell Juan about the kettle used to be used to cook panties or something like that.
Disgusting Juan to the point where he doesn't want to.
But she doesn't care about these things, she only thinks that the doll is close to Juan and doesn't talk to her well.
"Can't you just teach it to speak well? You're its daddy! Don't you humans have a famous saying: 'If you don't teach your father's fault'? β
Juan was so frightened that he muttered, "It's 'the fault of not raising a godfather'." β
"What's the difference!"
"No, it doesn't make a difference."
Seeing Juan bow his head, Mosi didn't have to pay attention to it: "Forget it, I'll take it for a while, you can take a rest." β
Relaxed, Juan, despite being sleepy, decided to go for a drink first.
He didn't see Morgan in the bar, only Tyrande was playing darts.
Tyrande warmly invited Juan to play a game with her, but Juan couldn't get away with it, and also wanted to be ashamed of billiards, so he accepted the challenge.
It turned out to be a loss.
Although Juan Zai hit the center 50 once, his score was not good compared to Tyrande, who had three times the dartboard in the 20th division.
Juan, who refuses to play another round, sits on a high stool in front of the bar and asks the halfling bartender to bring him a single malt whisky.
Just as he brought the wine to his lips, Morgan hurried in.
"Juan! Mosi is crazy! β
Juan was shocked, wasn't Mosi okay just now, could it be that just for a while, he went crazy with a child?
"What's wrong?"
"She's digging a pit and burying dolls!"
"What?"
"Mosi dug a hole in the savanna outside the foundation on the west side of the building and buried the doll in it! She also waters! β
"She still waters?"
Juan looked out of the transparent curtain wall, where raindrops swept by in the light.
In the darkness in the distance, a convoy of supply horses to the northern mountain pass passed by, and the accompanying moon elves were exploring their way with illumination magic.
Juan withdrew his gaze: "Mosi is still watering on a rainy day?" β
"Yes, no, watering is not important, the important thing is that she buried the doll!"
"It's buried normal, watering on a rainy day is indeed a bit abnormal, let's go, take a look."
Morgan stroked his chin, as if savoring Juan's words, something was not quite right.
However, seeing Juan leave, he quickly chased after him.
At the west entrance of the ground floor lobby in the direction of the savanna, Juan came across Mosi walking back with a shower can.
Juan asked, "What do you water on a rainy day?" β
Morgan interjected: "No, she buried the doll!" β
Mosi calmly replied, "I poured water from the pool." β
Morgan interjected: "The point is that she buried the doll, buried it alive!" β
Juan nodded: "Understood, you're not watering, you're fertilizing." β
Morgan hurriedly said: "If you don't save people, the doll will become fertilizer!" β
Moss admonished, "You'd better not go over, I finally lulled it to sleep and woke you up." β
Juan dragged Morgan, who wanted to run out to save the doll: "Don't go, let the doll sleep for a while." β
Morgan looked surprised: "That's buried alive!" There is such a way to put children to sleep?! β
"Dolls are different, Morgan, don't worry, it's okay, come, let's go have a drink."
"Are you sure the doll is okay?"
"Sure, it's going to be fine."
"Okay, that's the baby of the two of you, I don't care, but it's ...... Anyway, I'd better go for a drink, maybe it will sober me up a bit. β
Dragging Morgan back to the bar, Juan asked the halfling bartender to bring Morgan a glass of cognac.
He picked up the single malt whisky from the bar and brought it to his lips.
"Toot ~ Toot ~ Toot ~"
A shrill siren sounded over the building's radio.
General Thorin slammed open the door of the bar and reported, "Sir, enemy attack! β
"Who! Jack? β
"No, it's Warcraft! Lots of Warcraft! It's coming from the west! β
"It's a beast tide! A tide of monsters that have been stimulated by their abundant magical power to go berserk! "Every twenty or thirty years, they explode, and they rush all the way to the moon well to grab the magical water. β
Juan asked, "How far is the Monster from here?" β
Thorin replied, "Ten kilometers, about twenty minutes to get here!" β
Juan ordered: "Quick, let everyone return to the building, by the way, there is also a supply convoy, quickly send someone to pull them back, no supplies, pull people back!" β
Morgan drank the cognac in one gulp, got up and left: "I'll drive!" β
Juan ordered Thorin: "Organize the Dragonman Self-Defense Force and the Pranser Grenadier, as well as all the humanoids who can fight, to take to the rooftops and prepare for battle!" β
"Yes, sir!"
Juan didn't have the heart to drink, so he ran up to the rooftop and leaned on the railing to look west.
Outside the building's lights, it was pitch black.