Chapter 113: The Two-Headed Demon is Not Happy

Three days later, Juan, who was driving with red eyes and fatigue, took the doll back to the building.

He held the doll spitting up and down and found Mosi.

"Juan, how did you do that? Why does it always go wrong with the child in your hands?! ”

"Mosi, it's not my fault, I didn't know it would be allergic to grilled octopus."

"You give a tree a grilled octopus?!"

"It's going to eat."

", how could the World Tree's consciousness have the idea of eating grilled octopus?"

"Well, it's not like I like to eat grilled octopus, maybe it inherited my idea, but its body doesn't allow it."

"What did you teach it?!"

"I don't know!"

"How could you not know?"

"The doll inherited all the data in my brain chip, but I forgot what was stored in my brain chip."

"That's your brain, what's in it that you don't know about?!"

"It's been a long time since I've cleaned my brain chip, it's like your portable projector, you download this and that all day long, and you can't remember what you've downloaded. Me too. ”

"Aren't you afraid that your brain won't be able to turn?"

"It's okay, the memory is large, it doesn't matter if you don't clean it up, you can search for anything."

"I really can't understand what you humans think."

Mosi complained and complained, but her hand did not stop, and she quickly cured the doll.

"Don't give it grilled octopus in the future! And seafood! And all the things it can't digest! ”

"And what can it eat?"

"Drink water, bask in the sun, absorb magic."

"What's the point of a life like this?"

"It's a tree!"

"Okay, okay, I got it."

After coming out of the infirmary, Juan found Yaling.

"We still have Warcraft meat."

"Yes, boss, it's freezing in the freezer."

"Take some monster meat, chop it into a puree, and let it rot."

"Rot?"

"It's compost, do you know that it's composting?"

"I've heard that although I haven't farmed, there are a lot of them in the moon elves, so I can ask."

"Go get some magic fertilizer, I'm going to feed it to the doll."

Yaling's eyes widened: "Boss, you want to give the doll fertilizer?!" ”

"Don't be verbose, Mosi said, the doll can only eat this."

"Oh my God, how can there be such parents in the world?!"

Despite his surprise, Yaling went to carry out Juan's orders.

Juan liked Yaling the most, and every boss liked this kind of employee who carried out orders without asking for a reason.

In the afternoon of the same day, Yaling asked how to compost.

"We have a lot of septic tanks, all of which were left over from the human army back then, but now we don't need so many, and many of them are idle.

"As long as they are plugged in, they can complete the entire process of corruption in half an hour.

"I picked the cleanest one and arranged for the two-headed demons to clean it up."

Ya Ling patted his chest and added: "Boss, don't worry, I ask them to clean according to the standard of tableware, and it can definitely be dust-free, sterile and pollution-free." ”

But sometimes things don't work out just by beating your chest.

In the evening, Yaling reported to Juan with a dejected face:

"Boss, they're on strike."

"What, strike?"

"Yes, the two-headed demons refuse to work."

"Is it a bad working environment, or are they not satisfied with the pay?"

"No, it's because Lolita sent someone to collect all their meteorite fragments, and the two-headed demons are angry and threaten not to work without giving an explanation."

"Any idea why Lolita is collecting their meteorite fragments?"

"I heard that it was for scientific research purposes."

"Scientific research must be supported, but you can't just take other people's things."

"Do you want me to come over to Lolita?"

Juan waved his hand and said, "Forget it, don't affect her to do experiments, I will take care of this for her."

"Let's go talk to the Two-Headed Demons and see what they want."

Arriving at the resting area of the two-headed demons in the side hall of the bottom floor, Juan saw them dancing with a giggle.

If you want to say that the most worrying thing in the whole building is these two-headed demons, they can dance happily at any time.

Juan asked Yaling to call the head of the Two-Headed Demon out.

It was a two-headed demon that was bigger than the other two-headed demons.

He crossed his hands in front of his chest and bowed to Juan: "Agron Stone Crusher salutes the Führer." ”

"Hello, Lithoclipper, as your name suggests, I'm here to talk to you about meteorite fragments."

Agron Stone Crusher suddenly became excited: "Your Excellency, Lolita is so unreasonable, she took all our meteorite fragments, this is a banditry!" ”

The other small head of the Agron Stone Crusher added: "Führer, the charter of the Grand Alliance you have promulgated clearly states that the private property of robbers is sacrosanct. ”

The head of the Agron Stonebreaker retorted: "No, the charter of the Grand Alliance issued by the Führer does not say anything about robbers, it says 'private property is sacrosanct'. ”

"You talked about the robbers first, and then I talked about the robbers."

"I mean Lolita behaves like a robber, not that our private property is robber's, if our private property is robber's, it's not sacrosanct."

"No, the charter says 'private property is sacrosanct,' and does not limit the subject, so anyone's private property is sacrosanct, including that of robbers."

"Do you want me to beat you up or what?"

"Every time you say I can't beat someone, it's a bandit!"

"I'm just a robber, what's up?"

"You are a robber, then your private property is not sacrosanct, this is what you said, so others take it, what is your name?"

"I ...... I ......"

The big head of the Agron Stone Crusher was stunned by his small head.

Juan was smiling out of politeness, but his abs were shaking.

Finally holding back the smile, Juan said, "Lolita's scientific experiments are very important, so I can't return those pieces to you, but I can refer to the rules for handing in cultural relics and give you some rewards."

"Do you want a material reward or a spiritual reward?"

"What's there?"

"Spiritual reward: I can send you a pennant. Supplies reward me for arranging a seafood dinner. ”

The big head of the Agron Stone Crusher drooled and said, "Seafood feast, good, good." ”

His little head said: "Every time I am rushed to eat by you, I can't eat anything at all, so I might as well look at the pennant." ”

Juan soothed: "Don't make any noise, so be it, I'll give you the seafood dinner and pennants." ”

"Yay!" "Oh yes!"

Agron Stonebreaker told all of Juan's terms to all the Two-Headed Demons, and they agreed unanimously.

Of course, this process of unanimity was inevitably accompanied by a small amount of violence.

But no matter what, the incident of the two-headed demon strike has finally been satisfactorily resolved.