Juan deliberately waited for a moment before he connected to the Washington Rabbit's video communication.

The rabbit on the opposite side had drooping ears and apologized in a very reluctant tone: "I'm sorry, I was wrong." ”

"What do you say? I can't hear behind my ear? ”

"I said I'm sorry, I was wrong!"

"Didn't eat? Why don't you go eat something first and talk later? ”

"I said I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I was wrong! I was wrong! I was wrong!! ”

"Actually, you don't have to apologize to me, I'm not angry."

"It's part of an out-of-court settlement, are you willing to do it?"

"Well, if you don't want to, I can pretend that I didn't hear it, and when Kafka asks me, I'll say it's no such thing."

"You ......"

"Okay, okay, I'm a notoriously talkative person, but your rabbit image with an apology is really funny, ahahaha, do you want to say it again?"

"You ......"

"Just one more time, one more time."

"You ......"

"Wait a minute, I'll go get a melon, okay, I'm ready, you can come."

"You're enough, don't go too far!"

"Alas, you're so boring, you can't even make jokes."

"I don't think it's funny at all!"

"But I think so."

"I can't stand you!"

"If I cut the video again, I'll tell Kafka that I didn't hear an apology."

The rabbit on the opposite side was red-eyed, but after all, he didn't cut off the video communication.

Juan smugly nibbled on the melon and said, "Let's talk about cooperation." ”

"What else is there to work with?"

"I've checked on the Internet, and you seem to be short of manpower."

The rabbit drooped his ears: "yes, it's too busy." ”

Juan wondered, "Why don't you recruit people?" The Human Alliance is so big, I don't believe you can't recruit people. ”

The rabbit shed two lines of tears: "It's a move, but it's a big loss." ”

"What's wrong?"

"Alas, I recruited a group of people who didn't want money, and I thought I made money, but I didn't expect it to be all from the Falangists.

"They operated in reverse, so that there were countless irrational statements on the Internet at once, and now it is impossible to find out and delete them."

Juan said sympathetically: "Friend, what age are you, and you still believe in pie in the sky?"

"In this world, the most expensive ones who don't need money are the most expensive, don't you understand this truth?"

The rabbit cried bitterly: "I regret it! ”

Juan persuaded: "Okay, okay, the matter has come to this, crying will not solve the problem." I'll send someone to delete the post for you. ”

Hope flashed in the rabbit's eyes: "Really? ”

"Whoever wants to collect money."

"Huh?"

Juan threw away the melon skin casually: "If you want me, you can do it for free." ”

The rabbit shook his head wildly: "No, no, it's better to pay and be sure."

"But that's all there is, can you delete it?"

"I have 1,500 more people, not enough to train, I have a school."

"Wow, brag, and a school to train sailors?"

"Recognized by the Ministry of Civil Affairs, the beautiful planet squatted at home, and the school emblem is a pheasant, don't believe you to check it."

The opposite side of the "crackling" operation.

"I'll go, there really is this school, it's still a comprehensive university!"

"I can tell you responsibly, I have the final say in this school, and I can teach whatever I want," said Juan Desser. ”

The rabbit nodded: "You can." Okay, we'll cooperate.

"You don't have to worry about money, there is someone above my wife, but I want to see the real effect.

"That's it, we charge by the piece, you delete a post, I'll give you this number."

Juan happily reached a new deal with the Washington Rabbits.

The road to wealth is open again.

After ending the communication, Juan called General Thorin and Yaling.

"Arrange for the shrimp people grenadiers to retire, and give me a job transfer for review."

General Thorin didn't say a word, but saluted: "Yes!" ”

Yaling waited for Solin to go out, and persuaded him with some concern: "Boss, although the shrimp people understand human language, their big pincers are inconvenient for typing." ”

"Just press the 'delete' button, this time I signed a 'piecework agreement' with Washington, but anything that doesn't please the eye, I'll delete it."

"Understood, boss."

After Yaling went down, Juan still didn't feel at ease when he thought about it.

Although there are many shrimp people, they are slow, and even if you add the male and female moon elves who can speak the human language, it may not be enough to earn two million alliance coins a month.

We have to continue to increase the number of people.

It seems that training is indeed needed.

So Juan went to the bar on the second floor, and he saw Tyrande playing darts and Morgan drinking.

"Morgan." Juan beckoned, sat down at the bar, and asked the halfling bartender for a glass of sherry.

He took a sip and turned his head and said, "Are you interested in staying in school to be a teacher?" ”

"Not interested."

"I haven't said what I'm doing yet!"

"It's definitely not what I like."

"How do you know? What if I ask you to teach hunting? Don't you like hunting very much? ”

"Does the Pheasant University teach the knowledge of hunting pheasants?"

"yes, can't you?"

"Who's going to learn?"

"Anyone, Tyrande, do you want to learn how to hunt pheasants?"

"Smack"

Tyrande's dart hits the bull's-eye accurately.

She pulled her short blonde hair behind her ears and raised her proud chin: "Do you think I need to learn?" ”

Juan shook his shoulders and decided to tell the truth: "Morgan, I want a lot of humanoids who know human language, so I want to have a crash course in language, and I need a teacher." ”

"I'm not available."

"You're not available? You've been drinking at a bar all day and said you weren't available? ”

"Why don't you teach yourself?"

"Am I available? Don't you see that I'm so busy that my feet don't touch the ground? ”

"You don't get your feet on the ground because the stool is too tall and you're too short."

"No, I'm not a halfling. Well, I'll admit that it's a bit of an exaggeration to keep your feet on the ground.

"But I'm the Führer, I have a lot of work to do every day, and I have to take care of the children after work, you know, it's not easier than going to work."

"I don't know, I don't have children."

"Morgan, you're so unsympathetic."

"Two, can you let me join?"

Tyrande walked to Juan's other side and sat down, one slender white leg stepping on the bar of the footstool, and the other diagonally propped up, which was very eye-catching.

"I'm very interested in education, especially educating ignorant humans, so that they can feel the glory of human civilization, and I am excited to think about it."

"Well, Tyrande, it's not that great, I just want to have more humanoids who can speak human language."

"Human language is the carrier of civilization, and I have always felt that every type of person should learn human language, otherwise he is not worthy of living in the world and wasting air."

Juan choked on the sherry in his mouth: "Ahem, it's a waste of air or something, it's not enough, our big league encourages different people to live under the same sky." ”

Tyrande put his white hand on Juan's shoulder: "But only if you learn the language of mankind and live according to human habits.

"Leave this to me, I promise you, I will make all humanoids learn human language as quickly as possible."

Juan thought for a moment and nodded, "Okay, but don't kill anyone." ”

Tyrande smiled: "Don't worry, I will pay attention to public opinion." ”