Chapter 143: The Man Behind the Pot
After dinner, Juan receives a video invitation from Agent J.
Although he hasn't been in touch for a long time, Juan hasn't forgotten about this guy who always borrows money and doesn't pay it back.
He chased away the servant, locked the office door, and opened the account to see how much money he still had.
The account balance is in the early 1.01 million.
This is the result of the hard work of the auditors, including the shrimp people, and the additional income from the Sims program.
It seems like a lot, but compared with the loan of 40 million alliance coins, it is not enough.
Fortunately, this month is still an interest-free period, but starting next month, you will have to repay 2 million alliance coins every month.
Juan, the big loser, connected to the video with some trepidation, and prayed inwardly that Agent J would not borrow too much money this time.
The window popped up.
To Juan's surprise, this time it wasn't in Agent J's office.
Agent J in the shot is wearing a slim-fitting suit, but the collar of his shirt is open and his tie is pulled down halfway.
Behind him, there were strobe spotlights and a wildly dancing crowd.
The deafening electronic music blew up so much that Juan couldn't sit still.
The rhythm that can move his heart beat makes him feel like sitting in a chair is a crime.
Juan swallowed and forced himself to calm down, while Agent J on the opposite side was gulping down whiskey.
"I said brother," Juan unconsciously amplified his voice, "you're violating secrecy!" ”
"What do you say?"
"Hell, I said, you're crazy!"
"Hahaha, yes, I'm going crazy, how good it is to be crazy, it's okay to be crazy, hahaha."
Agent J laughed, but there was uncontrollable frustration in his eyes.
However, he finally turned on the headphone filter mode.
In an instant, the noisy background sound in the video disappeared, and the people who danced around became silent movie actors.
The huge contrast made Juan very uncomfortable.
He coughed and reminded again: "Brother, you can't talk to me in public, it's not in accordance with the rules of secrecy. ”
"It's okay, every time I connect with someone, I choose this kind of night club.
"It looks like it's full of people, but no one can hear what anyone is saying unless they shout it close to their ears."
"Well, you're a senior agent, more experienced than me, you have the final say.
"But brother, I see that you are not in a good mood, what's wrong?"
This greeting seems to hit Agent J's pain point.
Agent J slammed the cup out of his hand.
"A bunch of bastards, all TM bastards!"
A strong man dressed as a night security guard walked over with a serious face.
Agent J didn't look at the other party, and directly opened the placket of his suit, revealing the energy gun under his armpit.
The night security guard was startled, quickly flashed his palm to show that he did not mean to offend, and then quickly left.
Agent J spat out sideways with a mouthful of spit.
"Cowardice, TM is a group of cowards."
"Hey bro, calm down." Juan persuaded, "Maybe you can talk to me." ”
Agent J shook his head and took another sip of wine: "You know, last night they told me that they wanted me to replace the director of the bureau who had a stomachache, the deputy director who broke his foot, the director of the department who had an attack of hemorrhoids and sought emergency medical treatment, and the deputy director of the department whose wife stole people and was in a hurry to catch the adulterer, to attend a special meeting convened by the president." ”
"A meeting convened by the president? Brother, this specification is a bit high! ”
"No, this is a meeting that can only be attended at the level of a director, and they actually asked me to attend.
"I thought, it's rare to have a chance to show your face in front of the top management, but I can't lose face in the bureau.
So I put on the most expensive suit and knocked on the barber shop early in the morning and asked them to get my hair done.
"Well, brother, my hairstyle is okay."
"It's cool, it's as flat as an airfield."
"Thank you," Agent J said triumphantly, stroking his hair, "and then, you know, when I got to Capitol Hill and went through security all the way into the conference room, I saw all the agents who were lower than me, and even temporary workers, not a single high-ranking government official. ”
"What about the president?"
"The president didn't come either, and a spokesman who was said to be his personal secretary came.
"That person is very polite, and he has no official tone, and he only talked nonsense for thirty minutes at the beginning, and then turned to the topic of the meeting, which is pragmatic."
Are you sure this is called "pragmatism"?
However, Juan did not interrupt Agent J's narration.
He said that there are many secret platforms on the Internet now, which is not conducive to maintaining order on the Internet and needs to be cleaned up.
He added that the rumor review office, which is in charge of clearing the net, is understaffed and overwhelmed, and needs support from brother departments.
He then gave the floor to the heads of departments.
"At that time, everyone looked at me and I looked at you, and they didn't know what to do.
"They should be like me, they weren't instructed what to say and what not to say before they came.
As a result, the spokesman saw that everyone did not speak, so he asked me to name and let me say a few words with the highest status.
"I thought, I've come here, I always have to say two words, so I said two words.
"I really only said two words, brother, just two sentences!"
"What did you say?"
I made a statement and said, this matter must be supported.
"And then this TM becomes my business!"
"What about the others?"
Everyone applauded, and then the speaker declared the meeting over, patted his ass and left!"
"Damn, why is such a high-level meeting like a joke?"
"If it's really a joke, forget it, but turn your head, and he will follow.
"I have to clean up 10,000 secret platforms in three days, and I can't complete the transfer from my post!"
"That's unreasonable, isn't it?"
"It's just unreasonable! A bunch of bastards in TM!
"I then hurried to find Aunt Capitol Hill sweeping the floor.
"She told me that the previous president gave the Rumor Review Office a month to clean up 10,000 secret platforms.
"But until the deadline was three days left, they only cleared out the single-digit secret platform.
", it's all a bunch of pigs!
"So this meeting, it's not asking for help at all, they just want to find someone to take the blame!"
Detective J, who was furious, turned his head and shouted away: "Everyone is dead, bring me a drink!" ”
There was no response, and the demons were still dancing.
Agent J had to get up and leave, and after a while, he returned to the window with a bottle of whiskey.
Juan persuaded: "Brother, drink less, you will have to connect with someone in a while." ”
"Thank you, brother, or you care about me."
Agent J said this, but he tilted his head and took a sip of whiskey.
Then he said, "You know, brother, I'm dying, and this is really not a man's work."
"Do you know why the Rumor Review Office hasn't made any progress for almost a month?"
Juan thought about his secret platform and said, "Is it because there are no clues?" ”
"Yes, this is a very important factor, I have looked through a lot of auditors' records, and I can't find any clues about the secret platform."
That's because the auditors are the creators of the secret platform, how could they possibly leave a record.
Naturally, Juan wouldn't say that.
And Agent J is still complaining: "But what's worse is that almost all of the secret platforms found out have backgrounds."
"In the rumor review office, a foolish agent seized a secret platform, which is a gambling platform, and there is even a bet on whether the president will be re-elected.
"Guess what, hehe, on the day the platform was banned, the president's brother-in-law went to file a complaint, and as a result, the stupid agent became a temporary worker and was fired.
"So then they refused to check, until the deadline was approaching, and they just dumped the pot,!"