Chapter 195: If You Can't Beat It, Join

I went back the way I came, but due to artificial gravity, the floats disappeared.

Knives, forks, plates, trash cans, towels, socks, underwear, pillows, used and unused covers, napkins...... They all lay obediently on the ground.

Having lost "freedom", they are just rubbish, without any threat.

Walked to the empty hangar, got on the "Millennium Falcon", used the brain chip to remotely control the main control console, and opened the door of the hangar.

The Millennium Falcon flew out.

The hangar door is closed.

As the Millennium Falcon faded away, Juan looked back through the porthole.

The star-destroyer with flashing anti-collision warning lights is like a giant monster.

Although it is temporarily immobile, it has been resurrected and is no longer lifeless.

It will respond to Juan's call at any time.

After returning to the building, Juan, who accompanied Berner to the bar, ran into K and Big Brother Fran.

K saw Berner and leaned over: "Berner, can you help me persuade Captain Solo, as long as you can take me back to the main star, I won't lose your money, I'm really in a hurry." ”

Bernard ignored K, he asked for a bottle of vodka and drank it to himself, perhaps in his eyes, a businessman's secretary was not worth talking to.

Juan also doesn't know what to do about K, "the fugitive Coalition Investigation Bureau garage keeper who is trying to recover his identity", will such an introduction make Berner faint?

He shook his head, asked the halfling bartender for a samboga liqueur with fennel oil, and sat down at the bar.

Brother Fran leaned over and sat down next to Juan.

He took a sip of the sherry he had brought with him and said into the air in front of him, "I want to join you." ”

Juan knew that the big guy was talking to him, and he was surprised: "What? Join us? What do you mean? ”

Brother Fran said: "My principle of being a man, if I can't beat it, I will join the other party, which is also the trick for me to rise all the way up to become the leader of the party."

"You and K are in the same group, I can see it, so I am absolutely vulnerable on this planet, so I have decided that no matter what you are doing, I will join you."

Are you going to kidnap yourself with us?

Juan felt a little ridiculous, but the parties cooperated, and he had no reason to refuse.

He thought for a moment and said, "Join us, you have to take action." ”

"No problem, say, what do you need me to do?"

"I talked to you about the NSA, you see, they monitored important people and went so far, and now, there is a warrior named 'Snowden' who exposed them, as an Internet V, should you support them?"

"Yes."

Brother Fran said to do it, and soon, he uploaded an article with a brain chip.

Juan knew about Brother Fran's IP, he checked it and saw that Brother Fran did post the same remarks on different platforms:

"Recently, there has been a 'prismgate' incident exposed by Mr. Snowden on the Internet.

"Lao Fu also watched it and learned that the NSA, this 'non-existent bureau', monitors the affairs of important people through the backdoor of the brain chip.

"I know that people are angry, frustrated, and depressed.

Lao Fu couldn't help but say a few words, although we all know that you can't have 100% privacy and 100% convenience at the same time when you are 100% safe.

"There is indeed a partial possibility that when you are looking at the scenery, you need to let others see you in the scenery.

"But when you enter your password in front of the bank safe, when you get up in the middle of the night to pee in your lover's bed, when you look in the mirror and cover up your flabby belly with expensive clothing.

At this time, I believe that you may not be willing to share these memories with others, even if it is for your safety.

"Finally, Lao Fu called on everyone to take a look at the 'prism gate' exposed by Mr. Snowden, but before looking at it, I suggest that everyone adjust the brain chip to the incognito mode."

Juan saw that it was foggy, and he felt that Brother Fran seemed to say something, and it seemed that he didn't say anything.

"Big guy, if you write like this, can others understand it?"

"Juan, you're still too young, and the point is not what I say, it's what I say."

Juan still didn't understand, he stared at the liqueur in front of him, and drank it dry.

After the alcohol came to his head, he felt that he seemed to understand something.

Brother Fran patted Juan on the shoulder and concluded: "Attitude, attitude determines height, details determine success or failure." ”

Juan decided to have another drink, perhaps to clear his mind a little more.

Brother Fran also agreed with Juan's decision, and while he persuaded him to drink, he selflessly taught him the trick of being an official.

"You're going to have a black belly."

"Black-bellied?"

"Yes, and be thick-skinned."

"The belly is black and the skin is thick?"

"That's right, let's have another drink."

"It's a little much."

"It's okay, another drink, Juan, I'll tell you, being an official must be tested by alcohol."

"And this saying, okay, bartender, give me another drink."

"That's right, Juan, I'll tell you, being an official is like climbing a tree."

"Climbing trees? I loved to climb trees when I was a kid. ”

"Then you must know what it's like to climb a tree with a lot of people."

"What does it look like? Isn't it just a bunch of people in a tree? ”

"I'll tell you this drink, there's a trick here."

"Okay, I'll do it, you say."

"Good amount of wine, pour it again."

"Slow down, slow down, just finished drinking."

"The glass should not be empty...... That's right, let's talk about climbing trees, you think, you climb on the trunk of a tree, look at the head, isn't it an ass? ”

"yes, it's the ass."

"Look down, is it a smile?"

"It's just a face, not necessarily a smile, who is happy to smirk at the top?"

"It's not a smiley face, you kick him down and see if it's a smiley face coming up from behind."

"No, this is too ruthless, the person below doesn't smile at me, I'll kick him?"

"Of course, you have to kick, kick hard, and the harder you kick, the sweeter the successor will smile at you."

"He doesn't laugh?"

"Kick again, change again."

"Ah, I seem to get it a little."

"One more drink will make you clearer, come on, do it."

", so will the people up there kick me?"

"Definitely, so you have to smile at him, the sweeter the smile, the better."

"Grinning at his ass?"

"When you get started, you have to smile at the cold ass from above, don't wait for the top to look back before laughing, in case he turns around quickly and finds that you are not smiling, and kicks it down, so you have to laugh all the time, even if the top is not looking at you, you have to smile at his ass."

"I'm the head of the planet, and I'm still laughing at other people's butts?"

"You're tender, Juan, if it weren't for the remoteness of your planet that birds don't, you thought you would still be able to sit on this place, you would have been pried a long time ago, come on, drink this cup, congratulations on getting started."

"Okay,, hiccup, so I'm glad this planet is so remote that birds don't, right?"

"yes, it's so remote that there aren't even planetary coordinates on the network."

"I have."

"You have, and you don't tell me."

"I didn't say I wouldn't tell you, Hiccup, I'm afraid K will talk about me."

"Say, I'm all joining you, now we're in a group, by the way, it's worth a toast, come, celebrate that we're a group, cheers."

"Cheers."

"For the sake of friendship, another toast."

"."

"For the sake of unity, another drink."

"Hey, I'm ......"

"How about this amount of wine, come, another glass of practice."

"Vomit,."

"By the way, Manshang, I'll tell you...... Send me one for the coordinates of the planet. ”

"Okay, I've sent you, gag."

"Alright, let's go back to sleep."

"Why do you need to sleep more before you are alive and sleep naturally after you die...... Belch...... I think I can have another drink, come on! ”

……

When Juan woke up, he had a headache and wanted to shoot him.

He instinctively felt that something was wrong, but his head hurt so much that he couldn't remember.

He saw the ceiling of the infirmary turning, and every now and then smiling faces dangled.

But I don't know why, I didn't see the ass.

"Hehe, hehe, hee, I have a smiling face and no cold ass, so I'm the tallest climber, hehe."

Juan smirked, suddenly feeling a chill in his ass.

Then a sore pain went down the spine from the ass to the soul.

"Whew~!"

Mosi coldly pulled out the needle.

"Let's see if you dare to drink so much next time."