Chapter 61: I Can't Cook!
Night.
The stars in the night sky are bright, like gems inlaid in the black curtain, and from time to time there are shooting stars across the sky, which is as beautiful as a poetic picture.
The camp was on fire, and the students were sleeping in their tents.
"Woooooooooooo
The loud sound of the horn woke everyone up.
Zhou Jun held the loudspeaker and said loudly: "Gather in three minutes, and those who are late will be deducted points." ”
Everyone got up, and some of the boys were not wearing their shirts and shoes.
Especially the girls, one by one, ran out in embarrassment, and some people forgot to put on their clothes in a panic.
Cao Xue's face is heroic and feminine, wearing a black underwear with a vest line on her abdomen, sexy and wild.
Yuan Qingxuan was also disheveled, her little face was flushed, and she frequently appeared in a panic.
The boys looked straight at them.
Cao Xue stood in front of Yuan Qingxuan and said viciously: "Look at what!" Look at the old lady kicking your eggs again. ”
Bai Xiaofan, Xie Yao, Huangfu Yunhua, Wang Ning and others...... They all turned their heads over.
Others don't dare, Cao Xue really dares to do this.
Yuan Qingxuan looked grateful.
A girl said: "Sister Xue, give, your clothes." ”
"Don't wear it, it's so cool."
Boys: "......"
"What time is it?"
"Four o'clock."
"Why are you getting up so early?"
Zhou Jun held the horn and said: "Points will be deducted for being untidy, points will be deducted for being late, Mr. Huang will make a note of it." ”
"Yes."
Zhou Jun put on his military backpack and said, "Now everyone follows me, we will have three days to cross this mountain range and reach the bus on the road, and the people who are behind will be sent to Class B." ”
Everyone was amazed.
So cruel!
"Five minutes later, pack your backpack and go!"
Formal field training began.
The speed at which Zhou Jun was advancing was not fast, but his speed had been maintained in the state of departure, and after three hours, someone could not keep up.
"Woooooo I can't run. ”
This is more tiring than physical training, because it is all mountain roads, and how many of the students have walked on mountain roads?
Zhou Jun ran to the girl and said coldly: "Give up, I will ask someone to send you to Class B to report." ”
The girl cried, "I don't." ”
Zhou: "Then keep up, if you can't keep up, launch your own distress flare, I won't wait for you." ”
The girls kept wiping their tears and trying to keep up with the team.
Even if it was Cao Xue, who was helpful, she didn't help the girl this time, she knew very well that helping her was harming her.
After another two hours, everyone felt tired and hungry, but Bai Xiaofan was the calmest person.
He was hungry too, but he still had plenty of energy.
In front, Huangfu Yunhua has always followed behind Zhou Jun and has never fallen into third place.
Huangfu Yunhua is bent on revenge and will definitely occupy the first place.
Xie Yao said: "Look at what that kid can, he thinks that if he runs behind Lao Zhou, he will be able to win the first place in training?" ”
Bai Xiaofan didn't speak.
Finally, Zhou Jun stopped and said: "All of you rest in place for ten minutes, start cooking on the fire, Huangfu Yunhua, Cao Xue, Bai Xiaofan, Wang Ning, the four of you go out to hunt, there are a lot of ivory pigs in this vicinity." ”
Huangfu Yunhua ignored the others, and after receiving the order from Zhou Jun, he ran to the forest alone and went hunting alone.
Wang Ning really didn't want to hunt with Bai Xiaofan and Cao Xue, but Huangfu Yunhua didn't want him to follow.
Cao Xue said: "Wang Ning, follow up." ”
Since you have invited me, I will have a hard time following suit.
Soon, they saw the figure of Huangfu Yunhua in front of them, who had already hunted an ivory pig with an indifferent expression.
"One pig, enough." Huangfu Yunhua said indifferently.
Cao Xue said dissatisfiedly: "The teacher let us hunt together, forget it." ”
Cao Xue wants to experience the feeling of teamwork, but the hunt has been successful and can only return.
When he turned around, he found that Bai Xiaofan behind him was gone.
"What about the little white mortal?"
Wang Ning shook his head, he was still there just now.
"Let's look for it." Huangfu Yunhua Road.
Since it was four people who came out to hunt, they had to go back neatly, otherwise they would definitely be scolded by Zhou Jun.
A few minutes later, Bai Xiaofan came back by himself, holding several plants in his hands.
Cao Xue said dissatisfiedly: "Where have you been?" We've been looking for you for a long time, what are these things? ”
"You'll find out later."
The four returned to the camp.
Zhou Jun glanced at the ivory pig brought back by Huangfu Yunhua and said, "It's too big, this ivory pig is three hundred catties, how can twenty-two people eat it?" ”
"Every piece of food is a gift from nature, I don't care if you waste food before, don't see this kind of thing in front of me."
Huangfu Yunhua nodded depressedly.
Zhou Jun looked at the plant in Bai Xiaofan's hand, nodded and said, "Yes, you still know this?" ”
"I usually like to read some recipes."
This sentence is not false, Bai Xiaofan is a person who likes food, and what he is most interested in when he comes to this world is all kinds of food.
"Wild pepper, wild garlic, wild ginger, and wasabi you also found it?" Zhou Jun nodded with satisfaction.
Huangfu Yunhua's face became even more ugly, and it turned out that Bai Xiaofan went to find condiments to make food.
Zhou Jun looked at the other three and said, "You have to learn from Bai Xiaofan, it is also very important for condiments to survive in the wild, if you are trapped in the mountains for a month, will you eat the same thing every day?" ”
"Ding...... Versailles from Huangfu Yunhua has +60. ”
"Ding...... Versailles from Cao Xue +36. ”
"Ding...... Versailles from Wang Ning has +36. ”
Huangfu Yunhua stiffened his neck and said, "Teacher, I will eat." ”
Zhou Jun said coldly: "Look at what you can, wait for you to eat salt stew, and don't put other condiments in it." ”
Huangfu Yunhua: "......"
Cao Xue and Wang Ning thought to themselves, fortunately they didn't talk back just now.
Huangfu Yunhua scolded secretly.
I'm damn it! I didn't talk if I knew it.
Zhou Jun sat down in the shade of the tree and said lazily: "Since you have hit the prey, let's start cooking." ”
So, everyone was dumbfounded.
Where will they dissect pork?
All of you who are doing it have been living in a big city, and they eat all kinds of nutritious meals on weekdays, not to mention dissecting this pig, and they don't cook much.
"Dissecting pork like that?"
"I don't know."
Xie Yao said: "It's not easy, just throw it in the pot and cook it, isn't it over?" ”
Bai Xiaofan said: "Eat feces and urine together?" I didn't see that you were good at this bite. ”
Xie Yao smiled dryly: "I said it was fun." ”
Huangfu Yunhua is also in trouble, he really can't handle the ingredients.
A girl with glasses said wisely: "First pluck the hair with hot water, split it in half, clean the internal organs, and then ......"
Another girl raised her hand and said, "I can stir-fry, but I won't kill pigs." ”
"Goddesses, don't hurry yet!" Xie Yao urged.
The bespectacled girl hesitated and said, "I read that the book says that you kill pigs." ”
The girl who raised her hand said, "Don't look at me, I will only stir-fry with an electric stove, which of you will light the fire?" ”
Everyone: "......"
Bai Xiaofan sighed and said, "Boil the water and pluck the hair, break the belly and take out the internal organs, but it's ...... We're going to walk through this forest in three days, and we're wasting time step by step. ”
"Give me the knife."
Bai Xiaofan unloaded the four legs of the three hundred catties of ivory pigs.
"While other parts are wasted, this is the fastest and most effective method."
Zhou Jun nodded secretly.
It's one thing to say, but it's not the same thing to cook.