Chapter 24: The Toilet Seat, the Pig-headed Demon King, and the First Reply
"Let's change the punishment." Narumi Yu thought of the cultural festival half a month later, "Those who lose the monthly exam score should add the sentence 'and toilet lid' to the end of every sentence spoken during the cultural festival. ’。 ”
"Huh?! 噫噫噫噫 (continuous expression of negation)...... It's also too vicious. Omada Mura was terrified, "It will become a black history for a lifetime." ”
"Just try not to talk to people, right?"
"It's also ......"
"What are you talking about?" Asahi Kurako, who is the squad leader, is the latest of the four to arrive in class today.
"Next Monday's monthly exam, compare the results, we are thinking about the punishment of the loser, do you want to come?" Okita Mura greeted.
"And I and Narumi Sambi?" Asahi Kurako clasped her hands to her chest, and there was no sarcasm in her tone, but she was stating the facts, "You must be the one who loses, right?" ”
"How is that possible! I can't pass the test for you, at least I can pass the current Yuu! ”
Asahi Kurako's grades are good, although they are not at the level of the top 10 in the grade, but it is still very simple to clean up a Kinda Muraichi.
Otherwise, I wouldn't have become the president of their C class.
"Do you think that with Narumi Yu's third-level memory, this knowledge of the beginning of the second year of high school can't be made up these days?"
"That's not necessarily," Kondamura retorted, "I usually have 30% of the previous knowledge points in the monthly exam, and I still have a chance." ”
"......" Asahi Kurako looked at him and was silent for a while, "What is that punishment?" ”
"Those who lose are asked to add 'and toilet seats' to the end of each sentence during the festival.'" ”
"What the hell ......" the class leader of class C said that he couldn't understand the magical brain circuit of the boys in his class.
"The second is to add 'But I'm a pig' at the end of each sentence." bar. Narumi had a flash of inspiration and proposed.
“……”
“……”
Muraichi Omada and Asahi Kurako were both silent.
"It's not impossible...... At the end, Kondamura, who decided that he had lost the most, thought about it and came to a conclusion, "Then let's get motivated!" You-kun! ”
At least you can pull someone into the water to accompany him.
After SHR, the first period is a math class.
A math teacher with glasses writes formulas unhurriedly on the blackboard.
Older teachers don't give lectures at a fast pace, and most of the time is left to students to digest knowledge, except for keeping up with the speed of note-taking.
When the teacher turned his back to write the concept on the blackboard, Asahi Kurako sent a note and kicked Narumi Yu's chair.
Narumi, who was looking out the window at the cherry blossom tree where Imadegawa Chisaka had sit, came back to his senses and opened the note.
[about the results of the monthly examination...... Is Narumi-san really okay? ]
[If that doesn't work, it's okay if the match bet is void.] ]
[Kinda Muraichi just hopes that you don't fall depressed and should, there is no malice.] ]
[And that guy is a little nervous, you had a good relationship before, and he may not have adapted to how to get along with you now......]
Asahi Kurako glanced at the blackboard while marking out the key points in the textbook, and glanced at Narumi from time to time.
The note turned to the back, he picked up the pen and replied to Asahi Kurako with full momentum.
[Get ready for the horror of being ruled by the Hog-headed Demon King at the Cultural Festival!] ]
"Poof......
In math class, the head of class C, who has always been very popular with teachers, laughed out loud out loud out of place.
"......" The math teacher frowned and tapped on the blackboard, "Asahi-san, you can solve this problem on the blackboard." ”
"Good ......"
……
At lunchtime, Narumi asks the other three about the student council.
"Is it really just President Yayoi?"
"Yes." Muraichi Konda gave him knowledge quite familiarly, "The various rumors of President Yayoi are known to almost everyone among boys. ”
"It is said that the sole management of the student council is for the university recommendation letter promised by the president."
"And don't look at the fact that there is only President Yayoi alone, the efficiency of the student council's affairs is no different from when there were five people before."
You're going to be tired, right...... One person does the work of five people, even for college recommendation letters.
Narumi Yu admires Yayoi Akihaya in his heart, but he doesn't understand it very well.
He had looked at the final exam results posted on the bulletin board on the first floor of the school building, and Yayoi Akizai's name was only two or three wrong places with him.
You must know that Mikagehama is one of the key high schools in Tokyo, and the top 20 can be admitted to Tokyo University.
With this result of the early and late Yayoi Autumn exams, as long as there are no accidents, you can choose a university at any time without a letter of recommendation.
"All kinds of rumors...... Anything else? ”
"It is rumored that Yayoi Akihaya may be the eldest lady of the house of the president of a certain general club," Speaking of this, Okitamura glanced left and right, looking like he was afraid of being heard by the aristocratic lady's eyeliner and sank into Tokyo Bay, "Someone has seen Yayoi Akizao several times in the Shinjuku Ward community, and it is said that there are also snapshots. ”
"Oh."
Narumi Yu does not have all the imaginary prejudices that high school students have about the capitalist class. There is a noble lady beside him, although she is a little unreasonable, but her personality is not bad.
Combined with Yayoi Akizao's love for soda, there is indeed the possibility of being a capital lady.
Usually controlled, it is difficult to access carbonated soda, and even if you go to the vending machine next to the playground to buy it, you may be discovered by the maid...... This situation also seems reasonable.
After all, under normal circumstances, even if you like to drink soda, you don't like to have a box of straws in your backpack.
"That's the eldest lady of the bourgeoisie!" Kazukazu Omada had a surprised look on his face, "Why aren't you surprised at all?"
"Any other rumors?" Narumi Yu took a bite of food with a calm face, and unhurriedly diverted the topic.
"There is a ...... related to you" Speaking of this, Konda Muraichi looked at him with hatred in his eyes, "According to incomplete statistics, the number of confessions received by boys in the early morning of Yayoi is three times that of girls. ”
"Oh~?" It turns out that he is so famous in Mikagehama?
He felt like he had shown enough surprise.
"Oh what! Damn it! An angry ordinary high school boy snatches the last piece of pork chop left by Narumi to vent his emotions.
"After all...... Yayoi-san, like Narumi-san, hasn't responded to anyone's confession once......" Asahi Kurako interjected, "and you're also considered to be the two most popular people of the opposite sex in Mikagehama." ”
Muraichi Konda added: "The data comes from the joint statistics of the Broadcasting Department and the Ministry of Information in private. ”
"I haven't replied once......" Shiina Weiyang, who had been eating in a muffled voice, whispered to himself, "...... Am I the first......"
The voice was so small that only she could hear it.
Narumi Yu's attention is all on the pork chops that were snatched by Kinda Muraichi.
"That's right......"
Ikinamura's sense of food is particularly keen, and he doesn't hesitate to stuff the pork chops into his mouth.
"Hmm...... Didn't you say yesterday that you wanted to join the Department of Classics? Failed, right? Tell me how Yayoi Akihaya rejected you? ”
"It worked."
The pork chops were gone, and Narumi retracted his gaze, bowing his head and picking up the rice like Shiina Miao.
“……”
"Huh?"