ACT132: Uncle policeman, this is the person!
Got the man's wallet, and the girls generously entered the lingerie store, but Weiss was blocked by a sign that said "Extraordinary Times, Men Stop". In desperation, he could only walk to the cold drink shop across the street, and like most old men with female companions in the store, he casually ordered a cup of iced tea on the menu, and sat there to savor it slowly.
As he drank tea, Weiss summed up in his mind a series of encounters in the past five months since he left the Duchy of Baker. During this period, he encountered two serious shipwrecks and two "big incidents" that threatened the safety of a continent, but because of this, he also met 6 companions and made his team take shape.
On the other hand, for the first time in his life, Weiss had doubts about his "origins". For the past 16 years, he has been thinking of himself as an "ordinary" soul piercing, occasionally having strange dreams, which he has dismissed as ordinary nightmares, until in that mysterious base on the Isle of Fog, his nightmares and reality overlap.
"Maybe there's time, and it's really time for Lytis to give herself a full check-up. ”
When he was still in Xiyanzhou, Litis had detected that the concentration of magic in Weiss's blood was seriously exceeded. In the same situation, if the average person were in the same situation, his life might have been in danger a long time ago, and even his body began to mutate, but Weiss could still run around like a nobody.
Just as Wess was deep in thought, a small white hand suddenly reached out from the side and poked his elbow, and when Wess came back to his senses, he found that a very petite and cute elf Loli had come to him at some point, and his big watery eyes were blinking at him, and prayed to him in a coquettish tone.
"Big brother, would you like to have an ice cream?"
"Uh...... Miss, who are you?"
Although the elf in front of him looks very young, his height is not even 1.2 meters, but Weiss can be sure that the actual age of the other party is definitely more than 5 times his own! Although the elf is growing slowly, this does not have a big impact on the age in his heart, and the other party is definitely pretending to be tender with him just now.
At first, Weiss didn't understand what the other man was intending, but he soon noticed that something similar was happening at other tables nearby. Some are young and beautiful girls, and some are mature and beautiful women, basically they all sit down suddenly, and then talk to each other, and hope that the other party can invite them to drink something.
"It turned out that I ran into a nursery!"
Seeing all this, Weiss immediately felt that everything was clear. The elf in front of him, Loli Shiyou**, is an "actor" hired by this cold drink shop, in order to stimulate people like Weiss who only order a cup of iced black tea to consume more. Such a method is usually common in high-end hotels, but Weiss did not expect to encounter it in cold drink shops.
Weiss was angry at this, but because he was angry not because he had met a childcare, but because he was treated like a loli. If it had been a convex and backward royal sister who had been sent just now, he might not have been as angry as he is now. Therefore, Weiss made a cold face and pushed 10 yuan in front of the pseudo-loli who was still selling cuteness on the other side and said.
"If you want ice cream, feel free to do so, but I'd like to sit down at another table. ”
"Hey, big brother, you ......"
"Please, big sister, I'm a pure-blooded human, I'm only 17 years old this year, you're over 100 years old, don't care what I'm called 'big brother', I can't stand it." ”
"You ......"
Maybe he didn't expect that his cute appearance would hit a nail in Weiss's place, and the elf pseudo-loli's expression was very stunned, but Weiss didn't care. After all, in his opinion, the other party is just a "pseudo-thing" with a false appearance, and his experience in the rivers and lakes may be much more awesome than his own, so he doesn't take much care of the other party's emotions when he speaks.
"Really, a good cold drink shop, instead of thinking about this crooked idea, how good it would be to just change to a maid café!"
"You ......"
As soon as Weiss finished speaking, he saw the pseudo-loli on the other side suddenly lower his head, and his shoulders trembled as if he was sobbing. Seeing this, Weiss thought that what he had just said was a little heavy, and just wanted to gently comfort the other party a few more words, but saw the other party raise his head suddenly, and with angry eyes that seemed to be able to breathe fire, he stared at Weiss and said through gritted teeth.
“...... Sure enough, you were sent by that maid café to cause trouble!"
"Huh, what did you say?"
"Tsk~Don't pretend! If you have the courage to do it, you have to have the courage to admit it! You love the café won't think that you can use this kind of indiscriminate means to bring down our 'encounter' cold drink shop, right? Do ~dream~!"
Loli's words made Weis's expression change to bewilderment, and it was then that he finally noticed the name of the cold drink shop on the menu and the "special service" of the restaurant. It turns out that this cold drink shop called "Encounter" is mainly selling because it can provide an "encounter experience", and after the customer orders something, there will be a "passerby" played by the waiter, who will take the initiative to chat with the customer and bring a wonderful encounter to the other party.
Weiss, on the other hand, was distracted while ordering something, so he didn't notice the introduction. He just thought it was an ordinary cold drink shop, and he casually asked for a cup of iced tea without even looking at the menu, and when the waiter asked him how to "match", he told the other party to "just feel free", so there was a scene where the elf pseudo-loli came up to ask for ice cream just now.
"Iced Tea - Standard Loli", "Milk Tea - Standard School Girl", "Coffee - Standard Young Woman" ......
The menu clearly stated the service, but Weiss didn't see it. And what he didn't know was that there was really a maid café not far from this street, and the other party had been grabbing business with "Encounter", and the two sides had been looking at each other unpleasantly for a long time. Weiss had just inadvertently mentioned the word "maid café", which immediately made the pseudo-Loli think that he was the bad guy sent by the other party to cause trouble.
Weiss, who finally understood what his problem was, just wanted to apologize, but the pseudo-loli on the other side, who was already obviously in a state of "blackening", suddenly changed his face and changed into a pitiful expression, and two lines of tears flowed down without props, and then tore the corners of his skirt with both hands, turned around and ran to the two dwarf patrolmen not far away.
The other party's acting skills, which can be called "actress", didn't use any words at all to make the two patrol officers mistakenly think that there was some unconscionable evil surname case here, and then the stunned Weiss saw that the pseudo-loli stretched out his hand to himself and said to the two patrol officers in a choked voice that was about to cry.
"Uncle Policeman, that's the man!" (To be continued.) )