The first two rounds of the heroes make trouble in Jieyang Town (2)
When Xue Yong heard this, he was overjoyed, and he hurriedly packed up his guns and medicine bags, and went to eat and drink with Cao Cao and others.
Everyone found a liquor store nearby, and was about to enter, but the shopkeeper stopped the door and said, "Although there is wine and meat, I dare not sell it to you and eat." ”
Song Jiang asked, "Why don't you sell us?" ”
The shopkeeper said: "The big man who just fought with you has been ordered, all the hotels and inns in the town, whoever sells you to eat and entertain you to stay, will smash his shop to pieces, this person is the overlord of Jieyang Town, how dare I disobey him?" ”
Song Jiang was a little panicked when he heard this, and frowned: "That is the case, let's go quickly, that guy is such a force, he will inevitably come to make trouble." ”
Xue Yongdao: "The brothers just go first, the villain goes back to the inn to repay the room money, takes the luggage, and comes to Jiangzhou to meet the brothers in one or two days." ”
But I heard Cao Cao say: "Wait! ”
He took a step forward, looked at the shopkeeper and said with a smile: "You have wine and meat, and you don't sell it to us to eat, just because you don't want to evil the bully in the town, for fear that he will beat your store to pieces?" ”
The shopkeeper said confidently: "Hugh said that my family, other families will not buy it, who dares not to listen to him?" ”
Cao Cao nodded: "Yes, you are only afraid of the wicked, not the good." But look at me, like a good person? ”
The shopkeeper saw that Cao Cao's figure was five short, with a slight beard, and a smile on his face, looking like he was kind to others, and couldn't help but smile: "Your face is a kind and good person at first glance." ”
Cao Cao laughed a few times, suddenly jumped up, knocked out a few molars of the store with one palm, and turned over and knocked down a table.
Cao Cao entered the store in a big way, and the smile on his face remained unchanged: "Under the fried meat, roast chicken, stewed fish, and the wine is selected, if you don't eat well, tie your whole family on the pillar, and burn it together with the store." Brother Shi Qian went to look at him, if his hands and feet were not clean, he would kill him and talk back. ”
Shi Qian said loudly: "Obey my brother's orders!" A gentle kick on the shopkeeper's buttocks: "Hurry up!" ”
The shopkeeper was already stunned, the young man was such a bully, he just said that he wanted to smash his shop, Cao Cao simply wanted to burn the store with his whole family, looking at his indifferent tone, it didn't look like a fraud at all, fortunately, Shi Qian kicked back to his senses, quickly got up, picked up the table, didn't dare to put a fart, and hurriedly went to the back kitchen to greet him.
Shi Xiu and the others laughed: "Shuangli, Shuangli, what kind of bullshit bully, offended the grandfathers' tiger whiskers and lifted his town." ”
Song Jiang was dumbfounded, but Jiang Jing pushed him and smiled: "Brother Wu is here, just drink with peace of mind." He pushed it until he sat down in the middle of the store, and then pulled Xue Yong to sit with him.
Song Jiang sat down for a moment, came back to his senses, and said with a wry smile: "Big brother, as the old saying goes, a strong dragon is difficult to suppress the head snake on the ground, and people leave their hometowns, so why not let him take a step." ”
Cao Cao said with a smile: "Brother is not shocked, but he has a foolish opinion for his brother: if this dragon can't even be suppressed by a snake, then it is definitely not a strong dragon!" You and I still have Brother Jiang Jing, their skills may be slightly inferior, don't you see Brother Luan, Brother Shi Xiu, Brother Tao Zongwang, and Brother Xue Yong The four big insects are here? Jieyang Town is a piece of bullshit, it is Tokyo Bianliang, and it can also give him a bottom upside down. ”
When Luan Ting Yushixiu heard this, his mind couldn't help but be open, and his intuition was full of enthusiasm, and he couldn't wait to have a hand, and even the sky was torn off, and they said: "Brothers, eat and drink with peace of mind, if things are coming, and look at the brothers' means." ”
Seeing that a few heroes were arrogant, the two dukes of Song Jiang were so frightened that they were so frightened that they secretly bit their ears and said, "Mom, how can these people be more afraid of people than many heroes in Liangshanbo?" ”
Not long after, one after another wine and meat were served on the table, and the wine was also moved to two urns, and when the time moved to invite merit, he stepped forward to pat open the mud seal and said: "This is the good wine buried by the shopkeeper when he gave birth to his daughter, and he took it out to drink when his daughter got married, and he wanted to make amends to his brother, so he dug it up and offered it." ”
The wine urn is opened, and it is really fragrant, if it is not strong enough to drink, it will be smoked when you smell it.
Cao Cao personally got up and poured wine for everyone, and said with a smile in his mouth: "Brother Shiqian, that guy slapped me, but I was afraid of holding a grudge - I didn't spit in the dish, right?" Shi Qian smiled: "Lend him a gut!" The younger brother supervised carefully, and washed his hands three or five times before he was allowed to touch the dishes. ”
Everyone laughed and drank wine one after another, and they all called it good wine, Cao Cao also felt delicious when he drank it, and his heart moved, thinking that it was a pity that Erlang was not there, and he didn't drink such a good wine, so he said to the shopkeeper: "This wine is made well, if there is still time, prepare two urns and bring them back to Shandong with me, and invite my second brother to drink." ”
The shopkeeper promised repeatedly, Cao Cao saw that he was completely domineering, and said with a smile: "You are not afraid that you will not be able to marry your daughter without good wine, you see that most of my brothers are here, most of them are singles, and you might as well look at one as a son-in-law." ”
The shopkeeper laughed and said: "That's naturally excellent, but it's a pity that the little girl is only ten years old this year, if the heroes are interested, they might as well come back in a few years." ”
Cao Cao said: "That's it, you are not blessed to be my brother's father-in-law." Your little fish is fried well, if there is still time, fry two more plates. ”
I have to say that this Great Song Dynasty is not good in every way, when it comes to eating, wearing and enjoying, it is better than countless in the late Han Dynasty, Cao Cao's mouth is drunk, but fortunately, he is diligent enough to exercise, but he has not become short and fat.
This meal, after eating for an hour, everyone was full of wine and food, so that the boss made tea soup to eat, and after half an hour, Cao Cao took out five taels of silver and slapped it on the table: "Shopkeeper, a lot of trouble, I'll wait to go." ”
Just as he was about to go out, suddenly twenty or thirty sturdy villagers came outside, all holding sticks, knives and forks, for the first two big men, one was a young man who had been beaten, and the other was stronger and taller, with a face like a silver basin, a round head and thin eyes, and a few locks of beard, which were six or seven points similar to the young man, and were obviously two brothers.
The two of them each held a Pu knife in their hands, and when they bumped into Cao Cao and the others going out, the young man said angrily: "Shopkeeper, have I ever ordered someone not to sell his wine and meat?" You don't want this store anymore? ”
The shopkeeper was so frightened that he was so sad that he hid in the store and didn't dare to speak, Cao Cao shouted: "What are you arguing about, bullying the people with some martial arts, is it very glorious?" It was I who told him that he would not sell wine and meat, so he burned his whole family and the store together. You are a deceitful man, I am more evil than you, and of course people are afraid of me. ”
The young man gasped, he had been a bully for so long, and he had never met such a character.
When the stronger man heard this, he glanced at Cao Cao up and down, and said coldly: "In Xia Mu Hong, he has always acted unscrupulously, and his nickname is 'Unobstructed', this is my brother Mu Chun, known as 'Little Obscure'." In this Jieyang town, it has always been our surname Mu who has the final say, this plaster seller came here to do business, according to the rules should report to us first, but he didn't come, so my brother is embarrassed for him, but you, a foreigner, came out to break my rules, and beat my brother, I am not difficult for you, beat people to break two arms, and the rest of the people cut off one arm, and let you and so on. ”
Cao Cao said: "I only often hear people say, 'The child's mouth is not covered', that is because the child is ignorant." Ridiculous that you are an adult, and you are not sensible, and you are not covered? Since there is no obstruction, where are the rules? You are so extravagant, why don't you go to Tokyo and take the throne of Emperor Lao Tzu? But he hid in this small town and reigned as the king. ”
Mu Hong was ridiculed by him in a few words, almost exploded his chest, lifted the Pu knife and shouted: "Since I don't know whether I live or die, I have seen the judge of Hades, don't blame me Mu Hong for being black-hearted." ”
Xue Yongjian had already said stiffly, and said in his heart that this matter started because of me, how could I not come out? At that moment, he grabbed a gun, jumped out and said: "I am the one who sells the plaster, and I am also the one who beat your brother, if you want to take revenge, come to find me Xue Yong first!" ”