The first pick-up returned to the red line, and Cao Cao was the matchmaker

Cao Cao couldn't help laughing, and shook his head again and again: "Mother-in-law married home, it is for you to love her and love her, how can you be willing to beat her hard?" ”

"Mother-in-law? Who marries a mother-in-law? ”

Li Kui had a pair of big eyes, his eyes were round, these two words were too unfamiliar to him, and only his mother frowned and sighed back then, and sighed with hatred: "You are so rude and ignorant, which woman will be willing to be your mother-in-law in the future." ”

"You say me?"

Seeing that several people were looking at him, Li Kui pointed to his nose and asked in disbelief.

Then his face involuntarily became feverish, a large bead of sweat appeared on his forehead, the wine in his stomach turned into sweat, he writhed his body uncomfortably, and said with a dry smile: "Good brother, don't make fun of the iron bull, my mother said earlier, I am rude and ignorant, and no woman is willing to be my mother-in-law." I, I don't want any mother-in-law, I just need to be a good man. ”

Luan Tingyu laughed, but Cao Cao patiently explained: "Although you are rude and ignorant now, if you have a mother-in-law, it may be different." Tie Niu thought about it, you were going to fight with people outside, and when I remembered that there was a delicate little lady waiting for you at home, if you were injured, she would cry for you, if you injured someone, she was afraid that you would have a lawsuit, sad and sad, you still can't beat that person? ”

Li Kui was obedient, and he really thought about it, there were almost no women he knew, so he subconsciously brought in the singing girl Song Baolian who fainted at the touch, remembering that she was beaten and covered in blood, and the delicate and weak girl was crying while wiping her blood, and tears fell on her wounds...... Remembering that she had killed someone and was about to be killed, the girl took her hand and refused to let go, crying to death...... I couldn't help but be stupid for a while.

Cao Cao looked at Li Kui, who was in a fantasy, expectantly, and suddenly saw him shake his head, and said, "No, it's still not good, if someone bullies the eldest brother, how can I not be allowed to fight?" ”

Cao Cao said angrily: "Who can bully me?" It's just that the man provoked you for a while. ”

Li Kui listened, blinked, and said with a smile: "Then his fate is big, and the uncle will spare him once, saving the mother-in-law ...... at home."

Speaking of this, he gritted his teeth suddenly, shook his head like a rattle, and said: "No, no, I don't want to marry my mother-in-law, otherwise how can I be a good man." ”

Cao Cao stretched out his hand and knocked on his head, feeling that it was completely a raw melon, and said anxiously: "Look at the foolish brother and me, are you a good man?" ”

Li Kuiji nodded like a peck of rice: "If you are not a hero, who in the world is still worthy of it?" ”

"I have a mother-in-law." Cao Cao patted his chest and casually compared a V: "There are two!" ”

"You have two mothers-in-law!" Li Kui was so shocked that he opened his eyes: "Then how do you have the kung fu to be a good man?" ”

Cao Cao said: "In order to help my brother avenge, I drove 2,000 miles from Shandong to kill people here, do you think I have the kung fu to be a good man?" ”

"Kill whom?" Li Kui stood up with a sigh: "That bird enemy, just point it to Tie Niu, and I will kill it for you, otherwise if you are taken by the government, your mother-in-law, the two mothers-in-law, won't you cry to death?" ”

Cao Cao laughed, pointed at Li Kui, and asked Old Man Song: "Uncle, you are an experienced person, look at my brother, what is your temperament?" ”

Old man Song was calm and relaxed at this time, nodded his head lightly, took a sip of wine, touched his beard and looked Li Kui up and down: "This black man, although he is rude, he is rare to be hot. Well, it's just that this mind is really simpler, and it's too much about righteousness, fortunately, I recognized you as a big brother, and I have the heart to teach him, if you admit that the person with the wrong heart, I'm afraid that this life is only left to kill people and set fires, and make knives with people. ”

Li Kui said angrily: "Old man, what kind of bird fart are you putting on? Is it bad for the lord to be angry? ”

Cao Cao slapped his face and slapped it on the table: "Iron Bull!" As a hero, don't you know how to respect the old and love the young? Don't say that this old man may be your father-in-law, just say that he is so old, how can you call him a master in front of him? ”

Li Kui was startled, and hurriedly got up and sang a big song: "Brother Mo Qi, it's the younger brother who is wrong." You shouldn't be rude to the elderly. ”

He sang to Old Man Song again: "Don't blame the old man, Tie Niu is rude, not intentionally disrespectful." ”

Old man Song smiled: "It's not weird, it's not weird, it's a straight belly and straight man!" Big officials, little old people will never be wrong to look at people, this kind of man, although he has a big temper, but he only makes it outside, not like a leper who waits to go out and only plays majestic with his wife and children at home. ”

Cao Cao smiled and said, "The difference of eight years is not much, right?" ”

"No, no, no." Old man Song became more and more open: "I'm older, and I know that it hurts people." I just don't know what he does. Xiao Lao'er has an ugly saying in front: My mother and I only have an only daughter, so we have to rely on our son-in-law to support the elderly. ”

Cao Cao smiled: "It should be." My brother Li Kui used to be a small prison in Jiangzhou, but he won't be anymore soon. In Xia Wuzhi, now he is the head of Yanggu County, Shandong, and has a brother Wu Song, who is a deputy general in Dongping Mansion. After Brother Li Kui returned to Yanggu with me, I also found a position for him as the head of the capital, and purchased two sets of door-to-door courtyards, he lived with his wife and daughter-in-law, and his mother-in-law lived in the opposite door, and took good care of each other. If you are afraid that the capital will not be enough, Wu has dozens of good stores in the county, and he will take a few of them to do business to subsidize his family. If you love farming, Wu has more than 2,000 acres of good land outside the county, and you can take a few hundred acres at will. ”

Cao Cao said casually, he had the courage to believe.

Old man Song said in awe: "This black man can know your brother, I don't know how much virtue he accumulated in his previous life." With such a person, Meng Weijun and Pingyuan Jun are also difficult to match. ”

Cao Cao laughed and said: "Gold and silver treasures, life does not bring death, and if all the brothers around me want to marry and start a family, they are all arranged like this." Brother Luan, if you have a favorite girl, my brother can also be a matchmaker. ”

Luan Tingyu said with a smile: "If there is that day, I will inevitably disturb my brother." ”

Li Kui said blankly: "Brother, what do you say, the courtyard?" Do you really want Tie Niu to marry her mother-in-law? ”

Cao Cao said: "Didn't you say that you were unfilial and made your mother sad?" Think about it, your wife is only afraid that you will not be able to please a wife in this life, if you bring a little lady home like a flower, will your wife be happy? ”

Li Kui thought about the scene and said with a smile: "The old lady is afraid that she will turn her head happily." ”

Cao Cao Zhengse said: "It's rare for Uncle Song to take a fancy to you, wait for him to go back and discuss, if Miss Baolian is also willing, Tie Niu, you will have a mother-in-law." ”

Li Kui was stunned when he heard this, and suddenly shook his head and said, "She, she will definitely look at me, I, I just ordered her." ”

Cao Cao scolded with a smile: "The girl's thoughts, how can you understand this rough man?" ”

said to Old Man Song: "Where is your mansion?" I will pay a visit when I turn around next. ”

Old man Song smiled and said the location of the house, then got up and said goodbye, anxious to discuss the marriage with his wife.

Li Kui's own temperament, he likes it when he looks at it, and the most important thing is that Li Kui's backstage is too hard, and as soon as the silver house shop is added, the small days are just flying? Isn't it a hundred times better than giving your daughter to someone as a concubine and being a little wife to be raised outside?

The old man Lilisuo left, Li Kuiwu blushed and turned his head to Luan Tingyu and said, "Brother, are you pinching me a dream?" Why is this day so happy? With a big brother, also, still have to have a wife? ”

Luan Tingyu smiled: "Pinch you? Can you feel the pain in your thick skin? Or I'll give you a punch. ”

Li Kui said dumbfoundedly: "It's okay." ”

Luan Tingyu laughed, and really gave him a punch, Li Kui rubbed the place where he was beaten, revealing a stupid and honest smile: "It's good, but it's not a dream!" It's just, it's just that little lady, in case you see that I don't go to ......."

He has a tendon in his brain, his temperament is as simple as a blank piece of paper, just like a young man who doesn't grow up, his mind is full of good man, morality, right and wrong, he doesn't understand anything, and he has never had the word woman in his mind in his life, who knows that now Cao Cao's words and words have made him suddenly awaken the consciousness of normal men looking for women and marrying wives.

Cao Cao squinted at him and smiled: "Brother, if a man wants a woman to like it, there are a lot of tricks in it, so I will tell you one by one for my brother." ”

Luan Tingyu's eyebrows moved, and he hurriedly poured a full wine for Cao Cao, his two ears were erected high, for fear of missing a word.