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Li Kui kicked away the man who pretended to be his own name, and was about to step forward and step on his chest to ask, but unexpectedly, the smell hit his face, Rao is a rough man like Li Kui, and he couldn't help but take a few steps back.
Seeing that he couldn't get close, he suddenly remembered the flying hammer method explained by Luan Tingyu, and said in his heart, isn't this a ready-made good target? Looking around, he picked up a fist-sized stone, checked it in his hand, and aimed at the black man's head. The black man was so frightened that his soul flew out of his body, and while shaking his head desperately, he repeatedly said to forgive: "Grandpa spare his life, if grandpa kills me, he will kill me two." ”
Li Kui was about to smash him, and when he heard this, he couldn't help but wonder: "If you kill one, how can you kill two?" ”
The black man cried with black tears on his face, revealing the true color of the skin underneath, and turned into a flower face, and said with a full mouth: "The villain was originally a woodcutter, but because there was a ninety-year-old lady in the family, she was unable to support her, so she came out to grab some property to support her mother." Although he took some money, he never dared to kill a single life. If the grandfather kills the villain today, the old mother at home will have no one to take care of him, so he will have to starve to death. ”
You must know that although Li Kui kills people without blinking, but he has no conscience at all, he can't help but feel kind when he hears this, and turns back to Cao Cao and says: "Brother, I am going home to pick up my mother now, if I kill this person who raises my mother, I am afraid that heaven and earth will not bless me." Let him go. ”
Cao Cao asked the flowery face, "How old are you this year?" The flower face said: "The villain is twenty-eight years old this year. ”
Cao Cao sneered: "Ninety-year-old mother, twenty-eight-year-old son, could it be that your mother is an old clam and a pearl, and she didn't give birth to you at the age of sixty-two?" ”
Hua Mian didn't have much concept of arithmetic, ninety-eighty was all casually said, and hurriedly turned over and kowtowed: "Grandpa spares his life, the villain lied for his life, in fact, the old lady in the family is only seventy years old, but she is very old, and she looks like she is ninety years old." ”
Cao Cao shook his head and said to Li Kui: "He takes your name and makes his own decisions." ”
When Li Kui heard this, he said to the flower face: "To tell you the truth, I am the hero Li Kui on the rivers and lakes!" You don't have the name of the old man, you should have died, read your filial piety, let me spare you. What's your name for a bird? ”
The flower face kowtowed and cried: "Who would have thought that Grandpa Black Whirlwind had arrived in person, the villain was named Li Ghost, and he only lived in the former village, because he mentioned his grandfather's name, the gods and ghosts were afraid, so the villain stole the name of his grandfather, and cut the path here indiscriminately, and he would never dare to do it in the future." ”
Li Kui nodded and said: "Ghost Li, I pity you for your filial piety, and I will use ten taels of silver with you as a capital to be a serious business, and let the old lady not be afraid of you." With that, he took out a piece of silver from his bosom and threw it to Ghost Li.
Li Ghost hurriedly took it with both hands, kowtowed again and again: "Reborn parents, no matter how eldest the grandmother." He slowly got up, picked up his axe, and went into the woods.
Li Kui did a good deed, he was very happy, and said with a smile: "It's rare that this guy is a filial person, but fortunately, he ran into our hands and never killed him." If he survives this time, he will definitely change his career for good. Brother, let's go too. ”
Cao Cao looked at the Li ghost, his eyes were fluttering, his expression was treacherous, and most of what he said was untrue, but it was rare to see that Li Kui had a forgiving heart, so he didn't expose the person's behavior, and he said in his heart that he was a thief.
The three of them talked and laughed and walked forward, until they reached ten points, and in the morning they drank porridge and sweated, and they were hungry and thirsty, so they took out the bread and beef they had brought and ate it, and after eating, their stomachs were not hungry, but their throats became more and more dry, and they hurriedly walked away, hoping to find a stream.
After walking for a while, he suddenly saw two thatched huts built in the recess of the distant mountains, and Li Kuixi said: "Isn't this a coincidence? Who thinks that there are still people in this mountain, and go to beg for a bowl of water to drink? He led the two of them to the man's house, and when he came near, a woman came out of the back of the house, with a face of rouge and lead powder, a cluster of wild flowers in her sideburns, a dress tightly wrapped around her body, and her demeanor was quite enchanting.
Li Kui put down the stick and sang like a bear: "Sister-in-law, I am a passing guest, and my mouth is dry, and I will ask you for a bowl of water to drink." ”
When the woman saw that Li Kui looked vicious, she said carefully: "There is all the water, and wait for me to get it." He picked a scoop from the wall, walked to the brook behind the house, and filled it with a scoop in the clear place, and said, "The stream behind my house is the sweetest, and our family drinks it every day." ”
Li Kui drank a few sips and held them to his brother, Cao Cao also drank a few sips and handed them to Luan Tingyu, and the three of them drank a scoop of water, only to feel happy, Luan Tingyu said: "Sister-in-law, I'll wait to go downstream of the stream and wash my arms and faces. ”
The woman said, "What is there to do?" You can just wait. ”
The three of them went to the back, unbuttoned their shirts, and soaked their upper bodies in the water, and the stream also flowed out of the cave from nowhere, and it was extremely cool, and the heat disappeared completely. After washing, there was nowhere to wipe it, afraid of getting wet clothes, Cao Cao said: "And when the wind dries, you can wear clothes and walk." ”
When the three of them saw that there were some stumps behind the house, they came back and sat down to blow the wind, and when they heard movement in front of the house, they heard the woman say, "Ah, how did you get all the and pee?" ”
I heard a man's voice say, "What is feces and urine?" I can't survive the danger, do you call me unlucky? I haven't been in the market for half a month, and today I met three guests who are two tall and one short, and who are you in one of them? It's the real black whirlwind! This donkey bird, killing people in Jiangzhou is like chopping melons and vegetables, how powerful? I kicked so much that I almost broke my intestines, sprinkled a pants of feces and urine, and stoned me to death, eating me and pretending to lie to him, only saying that there is an old lady in the family, and I went to rob the road just to support my mother, if you kill me, you will kill my mother and son. Who knew that the donkey bird was a fool, I said that he would believe it, and Baba gave his father ten taels of silver as the capital, and taught me to change my career to support my mother, don't you say it's ridiculous? I was afraid that he would wake up on the road and hide in the forest and sleep until now, and only then did he come back from the back mountain. ”
The woman hurriedly said: "You don't raise your voice, but only three people went to the house to ask for water to drink, and went downstream to bathe, it is two tall and one short, you go to look at the three people, if so, you hide first, there are some anesthetics at home, I will excuse them to eat, in the dishes, they are numb, but you came to them, ask him for some gold and silver, I and you moved to the county to live, do some trading, is not it better to live in this ravine?" ”
The man hesitated and said: "Although it is a good plan, I am afraid that he will not be fooled, especially the short one, when a pair of eyes stare at me, his soul is numb, seeing that he is a very shrewd person, you keep him to eat, will he not doubt it?" ”
But I heard the woman smile proudly: "You know a fart, the short man's eyes are almost sticking to the old lady's body, and there is a white handsome man, who can't wait to grow his eyes in the old lady's pants, the old lady is willing to give up a little cheap, and discipline the two men to fly, how can there be no bait?" ”
The man was pleasantly surprised: "If this is the case, it is naturally the best, the guys can easily give me ten taels of silver, and I don't know how much gold and silver I have in my arms." ”
Cao Cao and Luan Tingyu heard it clearly, and couldn't help but glance at each other, and they secretly felt ashamed in their stomachs.
Li Kui became more and more annoyed the more he listened, the tiger roared, broke out with his upper body bare, and shouted: "Dog thief, grandpa spared your bird's life, and your silver, but you insulted me behind your back, and you want to harm me?" And you, the bird mother-in-law, framed my two brothers in vain, which is really intolerable! ”
As soon as Li Kui saw Li Kui, his liver and gall were broken, he screamed, turned his head and ran, Li Kui chased after him, but the woman was obedient, seeing Li Kui chasing her husband, he hurriedly climbed over the fence and went into the forest on the side.
Ghost Li lamented: "Grandpa, the villain is very wrong, I just want to be spared again." ”
Cao Cao and Luan Tingyu turned out and sneered: "Where is the old mother you want to raise?" ”
Li Ghost shouted: "The villain should not be, he should not deceive each other, but the villain is a muddy family, and he can't see money for a day, so he cries and shouts and scolds the villain's nest for being useless, and the villain has no choice but to do something hurtful." ”
Cao Cao laughed and said: "Your mother-in-law, born with four white eyes, this kind of woman, the most lustful, and her mind is also vicious, you find her, and she is also a fortune teller." But you guy, you don't know the heart of kindness, let you go ten times, and don't be a stupid bird ten times more in your eyes. ”
Li Kui hated him for saying "Baba gave his father ten taels of silver", and when he heard this, his eyebrows were upside down, he grabbed his hair with one hand, and slammed into the wall, with a bang, half of the wall collapsed, and half of Ghost Li's head was deflated, and brains flowed out of his ears, eyes and nostrils.
Li Kuiwu was angry, so he searched the dead man's arms and found the silver he had given, and went to the room to search, and found some scattered silver taels and a few copper coins, all of which were stuffed in his arms indiscriminately, so he put a fire in the house, carried a whistle stick, and went to Cao Cao and Luan Tingyu. The thatched hut was blown by the mountain wind, and it didn't take long for it to burn down.
There is a division of teaching: Li Ghost does not want to spare his life, but will offend the benefactor with evil words. The poisonous woman walked over the wall, and was forced to be burned without wisdom.