Chapter 21 Self-cultivation of foodies
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Is this the gluttonous inheritor? There was a question mark in everyone's hearts.
Zhang Yue endured the huge smell even more, and knocked off the stinky tofu in the hands of the obese young man with a slap.
"Huh?" As Zhang Yue from Haidong City, the dialect of Qi came out, and the whole person's face was distorted.
The obese young man was stunned, looked at the stinky tofu scattered on the ground, and didn't say a word.
After a long time, he slowly squatted down, his fat hands trembled, and he squatted very hard, so he simply sat on the ground.
"The most unforgivable thing in the world is wasting food." He raised his head and looked at Zhang Yue stubbornly and seriously, "You haven't experienced that kind of taste of not being hungry, that feeling of being hungry to the point of despair. ”
He picked up one, two.
I didn't even dust off the stinky tofu, so I put it in my mouth and chewed it slowly.
Zhang Yue looked at this scene, opened her mouth, and did not make a sound.
"What a poor boy, his childhood must have been miserable!" Lao Wu looked at the bloated figure squatting on the ground and muttered to himself.
"Don't pity him so much, okay! Do you know what it means that a poor person must be hateful? He is the most abominable of all, and I will not allow anyone to pity him! Zhang Yue said indignantly, staring directly at the bloated figure squatting on the ground and nibbling on stinky tofu.
"Do you think he's not pitiful?" Lao Wu looked at Zhang Yue suspiciously, how did he feel that his words sounded so awkward.
He is the representative of the most hateful, but at the same time extremely pitiful! Zhang Yue nodded thoughtfully.
Lao Wu was puzzled and glanced at Long Da, who just shrugged his shoulders.
"Do you see, he's eating!" Zhang Yue pointed to the bloated man who was squatting on the ground, munching on stinky tofu with a look of enjoyment.
"We saw it. Stinky tofu! "The upright second, Zhu Jun said, "and his shocking self-cultivation!" ”
"Then do you think I should pity him?" Zhang Yue asked suddenly.
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The second and fifth children were stunned, and the sixth and Long Da on the side were also stunned, they looked at Zhang Yue with a smile on their faces, and they all stood stupidly in place.
What's the situation, the tigress of the white tiger was PUA?
Zhang Yue was also stunned, what she asked just now was too strange, could it be that her own head was convulsed?
Or was she affected by the fifth child, and her IQ decreased? She couldn't help but shake her head.
"It should be!" A voice sounded behind Zhang Yue, it turned out to be the sixth child.
Zhang Yue turned his head abruptly to look, Qi Liang's eyes flashed with a cunning light, as if he had an understanding.
"Just because I say pitiful, doesn't mean he can't be hateful!" Zhang Yue gave him a blank look.
"Hateful and cute!" The fifth child agreed, looking as he should be, but as soon as his words fell, Zhang Yue and the sixth child both used a pair of 'Are you a fool?' The expression of the expression looked at him, which made him helpless for a while.
Zhang Yue didn't pay attention to the two stupid guys, but continued to pay attention over there.
"There is something to hate in the wretched. That's not wrong at all! Long Da, who had not spoken, said suddenly.
"Oh? This is what you said? Zhang Yue looked at him suspiciously.
"It was Qi Liang who said that we don't have a literate child here!" Long Da smiled bitterly.
"Where are we?" Zhang Yue was a little dazed.
"That's right! It's all stupid, illiterate, lewd men, and none of them are smart! Zhu Jun continued, but included himself.
Zhang Yue's face became extremely embarrassed. Don't want to continue this topic anymore.
"So what are we doing this time!" Zhang Yue asked.
Hearing this, Zhu Jun and Zheng Jincai also shut their mouths, looking honest. No more teasing.
"Perhaps, our purpose has become simpler." Long Da said calmly.
"Simple?" Zhang Yue was surprised.
"Yes, it's very simple, it's easy to solve!" Long Shuo's eyebrows raised, a little happy, "We can take him in." ”
Hearing Long Shuo say this, everyone reacted differently.
"What? Shou noodles! Is it tasty?! The obese young man who had just finished eating the stinky tofu on the ground stood up abruptly, and his movements were not unpleasant.
He stared at Long Shuo with straight eyes, and Long Shuo was uncomfortable for a while. The dick next to him found an opportunity to interject:
"She Yu, you like to eat very much, don't you? Join us and take you to eat enough. ”
Although the fat man couldn't walk when he saw anything to eat, his head was still very bright, and when he heard a stranger calling him, he immediately became vigilant:
"Who are you? How do you know my name. ”
The fat man suddenly looked away from Zhang Yue's straight calves, and looked at the second child who called out his name.
Lao Wu didn't think it was a big deal and snorted: "Now, we don't pretend, it's a showdown, we are the guardians of the boundary - the Flood Squad!" ”
After hearing this, the fat man stood in place and was stunned, still muttering:
"The Flood Squad?"
"! Guardian of the Boundary! ”
His whole person was like a great enemy, pulled Zhang Yue up, and protected him behind him.
"Beauty, they are bad people, don't be afraid, I will protect you!" The fat man's tone was very firm, and he comforted softly.
"Hey, nerd, when they say "we", of course, they include me. Now Zhang Yueyi's high heels behind the fat man kicked the fat man's buttocks, but only pushed the fat man forward two steps.
The fat man is not good, the farthest distance in the world, it is not that you and I are thousands of miles apart, it is special wishful thinking, it is a special misunderstanding!
"I have no grievances with a beautiful woman, why do you want to harm me?"
The fat man's expression was extremely complicated at this time, just like the little brother trusted by the black boss suddenly became an undercover agent and was pointed at gunpoint.
Zhang Yue looked at the fat man with a complicated face and no words. seems to want to see through whether his simplicity is pretended.
"You have two heavy human lives in your hands, and you still turn right and wrong upside down, who is the bad guy?!"
Qi Liang, who had not spoken, stared at the fat man and asked, his expression could not show any joy or anger.
Hearing this, the fat man's face darkened, and he said gloomily:
"It's not a pity that those two scumbags died, if I hadn't found them in Shuzhou, how many more people would have died?!"
"You can listen to me first." The fat man glanced at the crowd that surrounded him.
"I'm a native of Shuzhou, and I didn't overeat like I do now.
It started two months ago, when an old man fainted next to me, and I hurriedly helped him up, saying that he was an empty nester, and his children were working outside, and there was no one to take care of him, but he was hungry and faint.
So I was going to buy two servings for him, but he said that he was like going to eat Malatang from an old shop, and he took me on the road.
When I got to the door, I realized that the store was very remote, similar to yours, and no one came. The fat man glanced at the crowd.
The crowd looked back at him with the most contempt.
"After entering, an old woman handed us two glasses of soda and told us to drink them, and when I saw that the old man was very thirsty and eagerly finished one drink, I poured my cup to him.
Seeing that he didn't drink, I thought he was embarrassed, so I kindly poured it into his mouth when he opened his mouth.
His face was full of horror, and he said strange things vigorously, and fell straight down. ”