The first hundred singles are back to the gentle township heroes
Early the next morning, Cao Cao woke up from a sound sleep, and heard Xiao Qiao hurriedly report: "Master, Li Dutou of this county has brought his newlywed wife, and he wants to come to worship the master." ”
Cao Cao was about to get up when he heard this, but he didn't feel that his body was weak, he fell back to the bed, and Jin Lian, who was sleeping on the side, screamed in fright, and hurriedly called Xiao Qiao, and the two worked together to help Cao Cao up.
Seeing Cao Cao's powerless appearance, Jin Lian was so anxious that she wanted to cry: "Da Lang, but where is the discomfort?" Little Joe, hurry, hurry up and get a doctor to ......"
"Don't! Don't go! Cao Cao called Xiao Qiao, clenched his fists, stretched his arms, and felt that his strength gradually recovered, so he said: "You don't need to ask any doctor, you go and ask Li Kui to wait, and say that I will come immediately." ”
Pan Jinlian was relieved, and said angrily: "How can Da Lang be so sexual, how can he ignore physical things? ”
Cao Cao got out of bed while putting on his clothes, and said: "I can reflect on myself, but I am tired of sleep for a while, so I don't need to be mediocre." ”
Pan Jinlian followed up and nagged: "You have always been like an iron beating King Kong, how can you be so weak?" Ah, you see that your eyes are so blue and black, and the bones on your face are thin. ”
Seeing her chattering as if something was happening, Cao Cao couldn't help but be surprised, took a look in the mirror, and sure enough, she lost a lot of weight, her eyes were blue, and her face was ugly.
I couldn't help but say in a lost voice: "It's not good, I'm hurt by the wine, I'm so haggard!" ”
After saying that, he shook his head again and again, thinking of the past month or so, drinking almost every day, fighting hard night and night, and fighting several times in a row, he was really a little overconsumed, and secretly admonished: "If you go on like this, the great cause will collapse in the middle of the road, isn't it ridiculous?" That's it, these days have also fed the two of them, Jin Lian used to hold her waist and limbs, but now she is grabbing a handful of white meat, Sanniang is also becoming more and more belligerent, I should avoid it for a while, recuperate, and then make a plan. ”
made up his mind, and shouted a few words, so that Pan Jinlian didn't have to worry, got dressed and washed, and took Hu Sanniang and Pan Jinlian to the hall together.
Li Kui saw Cao Cao come out, pulled his mother-in-law, and the two bowed down, Li Kui kowtowed first and said: "The old lady called me early in the morning to teach, saying that if it weren't for my brother, how could there be a good life in the family today?" Tie Niu can't be the head of the capital, and he can't marry his mother-in-law, and the old lady's eyes have no hope of regaining her sight, so she asked me to bring Baolian and be sure to kowtow to my brother. ”
At the beginning of Cao Cao's acquaintance with him, he was like-minded, so he agreed to promote him to be the head of the capital, but later caused all kinds of things, and the sea fishing documents were posted all over the world, how did this head do?
Therefore, since Cao Cao entered Dongping Mansion, he removed Li Kui's beard, and told Song Baolian to supervise him, as long as he had a short hair on his lips and mouth, and beards on both sides, and shaved as he grew. Then he found someone to enter his nationality for him, and the Tao was Li Tieniu of Lijiazhuang in Dulonggang, who was a relative of Li Ying, who was apprenticed abroad and now returned, and his background was innocent, which ensured that he was the head of the capital.
When the brothers saw Cao Cao so promised, they were all full of admiration.
Baolian also kowtowed, and said with red eyes: "If it weren't for Uncle Uncle's pity, the slave family and my father would still be wandering in the rivers and lakes, who knows what the fate will be?" Now Uncle Meng is a matchmaker, and he has bought a house and family business, so that the slave family can marry an iron bull, and he promises that he will pour out his heart and lungs to me, and be filial to the slave's father and mother, such a life will be like heaven, all thanks to the uncle. ”
Cao Cao looked at the two of them, Song Baolian had combed into a woman's hairstyle, and her demeanor was obviously a little more charming, and she was more white and tender than when she was in Jiangzhou, but her eyes were dark. And Li Kui's always foolish look revealed a trace of clarity and maturity, and he couldn't help but rejoice, and said: "Tie Niu, you helped my brother and sister up!" I will accept this bow, and I will not have to pay so much salute in the future. ”
At this time, Hu Sanniang took out a pair of gold ingots from the purse, which were carved with auspicious patterns, and engraved with Yangwen at the bottom, one was white-headed and old, and the other had many sons and many blessings, and handed it to Baolian and said: "At this time, I and my sister-in-law Jinlian's mind, since we are women, we will have a good life in the future, love our husbands, and honor our in-laws." ”
Song Baolian blushed, and said, "Remember my sister-in-law's teachings." ”
At this time, Wu Song staggered over from the side yard, saw Li Kui and his wife, and said with a smile: "Tie Niu, marry a wife, don't forget to boil up your strength, I will teach you all kinds of kung fu, be sure to practice often." ”
Li Kuihan said with a smile: "That's natural, after the cave room last night, I got up and punched a few times, and then the cave room was until dawn." ”
Everyone immediately laughed, Song Baolian blushed in cheeks, and secretly pinched him with a dead hand, Li Kui didn't realize it, and his fingers hurt.
At this time, Yang Zaixing also came out with a ghostly head, and his face was blue and purple.
Wu Song and Cao Cao were drunk last night, and they didn't know what happened later, so they couldn't help but sink their faces at this moment, Wu Song said angrily: "Xiao Yang, who beat you like this?" ”
Yang Zaixing didn't care, first smiled and called a few brothers and sisters-in-law, and said indifferently: "Last night, I saw them pouring wine into my brother, and the younger brother was not angry, and then I saw that they were all drunk, so I used the excuse that everyone was competing in martial arts, and wanted to take the opportunity to beat up a few of the most ferocious outlets, first beat a man named Ruan Xiaoqi, and then beat a man named Liu Tang, and then there was a person named Lin Chong who was not angry, and stood up for his brother, and the younger brother saw that he didn't drink much, for fear that he would not win, so he provoked him to compete with the gun. And cleaned me up. ”
Wu Song's face became even darker when he heard this, and he said angrily: "What a leopard head, bully the small with the big, and wait for me to seek justice." ”
Yang Zaixing grabbed him and said: "Brother, I am willing to gamble and lose, I provoked him to compare, and it is useless to blame myself for losing." And that guy is a very good person, although he hit me a few times, but he deliberately avoided the key point, and finally specially pointed out to me two sentences, I and him are a gentleman's dispute, go back and wait for my marksmanship to practice, I will find the field. ”
Wu Song calmed his anger when he heard this, and said, "That's it, that's up to you." How many moves did you make with Lin Chong? ”
Yang Zaixing said: "I fought more than 30 moves, but people didn't do their best, if it was sumo, I estimated that about ten moves would be dead." ”
Cao Cao was surprised: "You are a little boy, and the life of a leopard head sumo, can you support ten moves?" ”
Yang Zaixing's face showed a proud look: "What about small? I practice guns for six hours a day, and I reach others for three or five days a day, and my main strength is not strong, and I can't show a few of the most powerful marksmanship, otherwise I may not lose to him. ”
Cao Cao became more and more surprised when he heard this, looked up and down, and thought to himself, if he said this, this kid will be successful in the future, so what will he do? couldn't help but instruct Wu Song: "Second brother, you have to teach this kid well, and when he grows up, he will be a tiger general." ”
Wu Song said with a smile: "This kid has good roots and good inheritance, the most rare thing is that he is willing to endure hardships, without me to teach him, he will not lose to me in the future." While talking, he rubbed Yang Zaixing's head, obviously loving each other like a younger brother.
Li Kui was stunned when he heard it, Lin Chong he knew, he heard Liu Tang and others mention it, the famous first general of Liangshan, Wu Song He also knew that he was beyond the reach of his life, and now this little child actually said that he would not lose to Lin Chong if he had more strength, and after he grew up, he was still better than Wu Song, and he couldn't help but cry bitterly.
Cao Cao saw that he was strange again, and hurriedly asked what was the matter, Li Kui said with a look of remorse: "Yesterday, when I got married, I said that I wanted to find a boy to press the bed, so I went to hug Zhu Fu's fat son, thinking that wouldn't it be beautiful if he and Baolian could have such a fat child?" Who knew that this little brother was so extravagant, and if he was asked to press the bed for me, wouldn't he be able to give birth to a tiger general? ”
Hu Sanniang was proud and didn't let her eyebrows, and when she saw that he was patriarchal, she said: "Tie Niu, why do you just want to have a boy, isn't it good to have a girl who is as beautiful as Baolian Girl?" ”
Li Kui listened and looked at Baolian, and said bitterly: "Then how can it be done? If you give birth to a daughter, if you marry a man like me in the future, won't you break the heart of the iron bull? ”
Everyone laughed.
After having lunch together at Cao Cao's house, Cao Cao took out a bag of gold and silver, and handed the letter from Wang Zhixian to Wu Song: "Go back to Dongping Mansion, give half of the gold and silver to Dong Ping, and let him use the other half for you, buy the people around Chen Wenzhao, this letter is directly handed over to Chen Wenzhao, and the two ends work together to get out of the house surnamed Wang, I want the surname Huang of Yanggu Zhixian to be judged, and let Jiang Jing do it." ”
Hu Sanniang and Pan Jinlian next to them looked at their husbands lightly, and decided to stay in the arrogance of the county parents, and they couldn't help but be intoxicated, their eyes were full of infatuation, and their cheeks were also crimson.
Cao Cao had no intention of sweeping the two goddesses, and his heart sank: "This family can't be kept, how to find an excuse." ”
After thinking about it, I suddenly heard Li Kui say: "Brother, yesterday Niu Gao's old lady said that I don't know when I can go to Niu Gao to apprentice." ”
Cao Cao was overjoyed and said: "Exactly! The Daimyo's Mansion has to go through it, and they all say that Mr. Zhou is the current martial artist, and I am also about to ask Gao Ming. ”
Wu Song said: "I have also heard of this person's name for a long time, but a master I met in the past is really unfathomable, but unfortunately he refused to tell his name, only passed on a set of punches and feet, but he also let me be used to this day." ”
Cao Cao was surprised when he heard this: "In this way, that person is actually an immortal?" ”
Wu Song also came and said with interest: "The Daimyo's Mansion is not far from the round trip, the younger brother will accompany the elder brother, and it will not be too late to return to Dongping Mansion." I was about to see who was more clever between the seniors of Zhou and the masters I met in the past. ”
There are sub-teachings:
Lanjing knows that the wine is hurting, and he wants to avoid peach blossoms when he goes out.
The avenue of yin and yang is at the root, and the yin becomes stronger when the yang is in its prime.
Since ancient times, beauties have been good men, and the world has worked hard to pay public food.
The steel gun is destined to fold the field, and the iron kidney finally turns into a medicine sac.
The husband is not afraid in his life, and the old wife is smiling and fragrant.
If you want to be tired, it's too late, and change your shameful makeup early.
Helplessly, the old man talked about the madness of youth.
Belch!
Who didn't boast that he was like a dog back then, and he is often too busy today.