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The heat is particularly stuffy.

In the Lufu Duojing Garden, the freshly cooked plum soup, licorice soup, snow soaked bean water, perilla drink and all kinds of summer drinks are placed in the porcelain jar, and the porcelain jar is placed in a wooden basin full of broken ice, which is filled with a trace of cold and white air.

And there were all kinds of chilled melons, fruits, and cheeses, which filled the long table, and whoever wanted to eat them would take whatever he wanted.

In the corridor of the water pavilion, under the shade of the big trees, the heroes are in groups of three or five, each enjoying the shade and having fun.

Cao Cao not only sighed: "When everything is done in the future, the world is peaceful, and my brothers can still gather together and drink and talk, which is the first good thing in the world." ”

Fan Rui knew his ambition and said with a smile: "If there is a day, even if we are here, our hair will be completely white." ”

Cao Cao laughed and said: "I heard that the monks of the Dongpo Dynasty have the wonderful sentence of 'a pear flower pressing a begonia', our white hair, just reflecting the beauty of the green silk and red face, isn't it beautiful?" ”

Lu Junyi was puzzled when he heard this: "What's the fun of beauty? Let's talk about BMW horses, isn't it cuter than beauties? Brother Ren, did you notice my mount 'Kirinmon' yesterday? It's not inferior to Erlang's dark horse......"

There is a poem that says:

The wind is free in the multi-scenic garden, and the lotus leaves are shaken first and then the loosening.

Outside the silver cup of clear frost condensation, Jiaguo contains smoke in the ice bowl.

The heat is difficult to steam, light and soft, and the golden crow is impermeable to the blue sarong.

If Kyushu waits for the golden Ou to be restored, the white-haired man in front of the Changle bottle.

Hearing that his master began to brag endlessly about the skills of Soma, Li Gu, who was standing aside and waiting, pouted imperceptibly, picked up a jar of perilla and said, "Master, I'll go and add some tea to the guests over there." ”

Lu Junyi was talking about the rise, impatiently waved his hand, Li Gu held the jar, adding tea to people everywhere, and suddenly saw a big tree, Shi Qian, Shi Xiu, and Luan Tingyu were all red faces, whispering, and laughing extremely obscenely, and suddenly their spirits were lifted, and they turned around, poured some tea into the three of them, and said with a smile: "Three brothers, just said lively, why didn't I say it when I arrived?" ”

Shi Xiu rolled his eyes: "Yan Xiaoyi said, you are an ear report god, and you will tell you, when I don't know?" ”

Li Gu shouted: "Brother, is that kind of person? You also saw with your own eyes that the master either beat or scolded me, Yan Xiaoyi loved me like a child, how dare I sue him? ”

Luan Tingyu said: "Shi Xiu, don't listen to people say that the wind is the rain, I see that Li Duguan is a good person, otherwise the brother outside the staff is private, and he is willing to leave it to him to take care of?" ”

Shi Qian said: "Teacher Luan is right, that Yan Xiaoyi's eyebrows and eyes are dexterous, but he is a good person who will please and sell well." ”

Shi Xiu smacked his lips when he heard this, and said frankly: "That's it, it seems that I misunderstood a good person." In fact, the three of us didn't say anything, just talking about what I did at the beginning. ”

Li Gu looked at Lu Junyi, and said with great energy, as if he didn't have much to command, so he relaxed and sat down, and asked with a smile: "I don't know what kind of extravagant cover-up it is, maybe it will open the eyes of the little brother?" ”

Shi Xiu smiled, took out a few purses from his arms, took out one or two ingots inside, played skillfully in his hand, and whispered in a vivid voice, desperately San Lang and Manman, Zhenzhen, Xiuxiu, Xing'er, Qinxiang, and Lanxi must tell a small story.

He has told this little story many times, the more he says that the plot is fuller, and the more he says the more detailed the content, Luan Tingyu frowned, and always felt that he had paradoxically implanted many stories boasted by other brothers into his own experience.

She said, 'Ah, it smells fishy.' I said, 'If you are not used to it, drink some vinegar and press it.' It seems that a fisherman said it, but it was vividly interpreted by Shi Xiu.

The more Shi Xiu spoke, the more he gestured, Li Gu's eyes widened when he heard it, his face was red, he was concentrating, and he kept saying, "The next day, I took out these purse silver, my brother Wu Mengde, what a heroic man?" I couldn't help but be envious, and said, 'Brother, it's still you, even when I was young, I didn't have such earth-shattering skills as you. It's just over.

Li Gu sighed, his face was full of jealousy that could not be concealed, looking at Shi Xiu, Luan Tingyu and the other bulging pimples, and said in disappointment: "It's you who practice martial arts, all of you are so good......

Thinking of his lover's yearning last night, more and more sadness came from it.

But when he heard Shi Qian, he sneered: "Li Duguan, do you really believe them if you listen to their nonsense?" He Shi Xiu fought six, do you think you rely on your own real talent to learn? I'm telling you, he's all on food...... Woooooooo ”

But it was Shi Xiu who pounced and covered Shi Qian's mouth, blushing and shouting: "Don't say it, don't say it." ”

Li Gu suddenly became energetic: "What to eat?" Does it also depend on taking medicine? ”

Luan Tingyu was also full of excitement, and said, "Brother, you are not authentic, what kind of good things should not be shared by the brothers?" As he spoke, he stepped forward, inserted and twisted his arms, and opened Shi Xiu's arms.

Shi Qian turned out a somersault and said with a wicked smile: "If people don't know, unless you don't do it, what ugly things in the family can hide from me?" Didn't you beg Fan Rui to give it to you? ”

How did Li Gu know the past and background of his people, and hurriedly said: "Ah, what did you give him?" ”

Luan Tingyu said: "Li Duguan doesn't know, Brother Fan Rui is a true origin of alchemy, he is good at calling the wind and rain, and he can scatter beans into soldiers, and he is the one who is called the 'Demon King of the Mixed World' by the people of the rivers and lakes." He is a great expert in alchemy, what did you say was given to him? ”

Shi Qian said: "Brother Shixiu, when it comes to this, if you hide it again, it will inevitably hurt the righteousness between the brothers." ”

Shi Xiu sighed and said, "That's it, let me go first." ”

Luan Tingyu let him go, Shi Xiu took out a brocade box from his arms with a painful face, opened it, and there were a total of three pills with the size of his fingernails, round and golden, looking extraordinary.

Luan Tingyu exclaimed: "Good elixir!" Eat me one by one. ”

Reaching out to grab it, Shi Xiu slapped his hand open, and scolded: "If you eat it, are you interested, do you want to ask Lu Yuan to reward you with a few maids?" Even if Lu Yuanwai is willing to give up, those maids and women who have no personnel will die one by one. I'll talk to you about it! ”

He looked left and right, and said in a low voice: "Don't wait for you, it turns out that Brother Fan has a senior brother who is even more capable than him, specializing in alchemy for the official family in the palace, you all know the character of the official family, and you can't lack it in one day!" Because the effect of this pill is excellent, take the next one, it is really a change, and it does not hurt the body at all, only once, and there is no one else in the heart of this girl. There is a name, called 'Ruyi Immortal Infatuation Pill'. ”

With a smug face, he said: "Brother Fan once did his senior brother a big favor, and his senior brother gave these pills in order to repay him, but Brother Fan only loves cultivation and is not good at women. ”

Luan Tingyu swallowed and foamed, and couldn't wait to say, "Give me one!" ”

Shi Xiu said: "You're embarrassed to open your teeth!" Fan Rui said to me, this pill is the cost, and it also costs more than 30 taels of silver, if it is not for the official house, all kinds of medicines are available, and you can't do it if you want to do it outside, but it is a priceless treasure. ”

Shi Qian grabbed his hand and salivated: "One world, two brothers, I will give you fifty taels of silver, how about you let me have one?" ”

Shi Xiu said disdainfully: "The capital is dozens of taels, and it really has to be sold for more than this price, besides, do I care about this bit of silver?" The majesty and face of the great husband are not more important than silver? For example, when a woman is with you, thinking about other men, what else is there to do? ”

As soon as the words fell, Li Gu gritted his teeth and said, "One hundred and fifty taels!" ”

Shi Xiuqi said: "What? ”

saw Li Gu with a sad face: "Brother Shixiu! You help me once, one hundred and fifty taels, and I will send it to your room in the evening, just ask for a pill of elixir for me, so that my little brother can also know what it is like to be a man. ”

He begged the other two people: "Seeing that the two elder brothers are both dragon spirits and tigers, eating this elixir is just to add to the fun, but the younger brother has never known what the eldest husband does, and he is not young and has no offspring, so I am sorry for my parents and ancestors." ”

Shi Xiu and the others frowned when they heard this, and they all showed unbearable expressions: "Ah, Li Duguan, it turns out that you can't be humane?" ”

Li Gu was ashamed and ashamed, nodded with sadness on his face, and begged again: "No matter how much medicine I take, it is useless, but I can be a big husband once, and I will remember my brother's kindness for the rest of my life. ”

Shi Xiusi thought about it for a long time, and stomped his feet and said, "That's it!" I desperately can't see a bitter person in my life, so I will give you a grain, in case I give birth to a man and a woman, it is also my yin gong. However, Lu Yuanwai and my brother are sworn brothers, and I am not good at earning your money, you can go back and send a hundred taels of silver, this elixir is swallowed in advance, and it will be effective immediately, if you want to have a fast seizure, it is best to take it with spirits. ”

After saying that, he took out one with a painful face, and slowly put it in Li Gu's palm with all kinds of reluctance and cherishment, Li Gu was afraid that he would regret asking for it, so he snatched it with his hand, and put it into his arms like a baby, and shouted: "The master seems to call me, I will go and see it first, and the silver will be delivered to the room in the evening." ”

flew away, and secretly laughed at Shi Xiu's stupidity in his heart: "Idiot, the master said that you will believe it, such a fool is also worthy of walking on the rivers and lakes?" Hehe, the lady who served first tonight is obsessed, and there are two pills, and I will get it if I kill you! ”

When Shi Xiu and the three of them saw him go away, they glanced at each other, raised their eyebrows, and said nothing.

At the banquet in the evening, Lu Junyi slaughtered three or four sheep, smeared sesame seeds and honey, roasted them carefully until they were fragrant, and drank them with everyone.

Cao Cao made a look, he was one, Shi Qian, Shi Xiu, Luan Tingyu three, the four of them should be inside and outside, fanned the flames, and drunk all the brothers, and several of him also pretended to be drunk, and each went back to the house to sleep.

Lu Junyi was only half drunk, and said with a smug smile: "Huh? I seem to be good at drinking, and I have drunk so many heroes alone? Be merry, be happy! ”

He went to bed happily and fell asleep, sleeping until midnight, suddenly in the back garden, there was a terrible scream, Lu Junyi sat up, listened carefully, but there was no sound, and said in his own words: "Blame!" If you say that you are dreaming, it doesn't look like a dream, how can it be like Jia's voice, and go and take a look. ”

After saying that, he didn't wear shoes, so he got out of bed barefoot, took off a simple knife from the wall, and walked quickly to the backyard.

There is a division of teaching: Shi Xiu has a wishful pill, and the housekeeper forcibly breaks through the ghost gate. The old Cao brothers are all sleeping, and their own hats are dished.