Shi Xiuzheng was grinning, and suddenly someone sprayed a white and thick apricot cheese, and he also ate a few drops in his mouth, and he was suddenly angry and got up.

looked angrily, but saw a little offspring, with two drops of apricot cheese hanging on the tip of his nose, his face was already red with shame, and he glared at Shi Xiu, and became more and more frightened.

I don't know why, seeing the shy and frightened situation of this posterity, Shi Xiu was nameless, and all of them turned around his fingers, and when he saw that the posterity was smashed by the porcelain cup, his heart was even tighter, and he subconsciously shouted: "Ah, it's not hurt, right?" ”

The afterlife's blushing face was like a burning cloud, and he stretched out two small hands and shook them wildly: "No, no, no, no." Twisted around and flew out, when a slightly older junior next to him hurriedly got up, the previous junior had already run to the door, Shi Xiu's eyes followed closely, and he clearly saw that his left foot was in a hurry, kicking on his right heel, a flat fall, lying on the ground like a pancake, and there was no movement.

The fall was so hard that the store fell silent for a moment, and many people stood up in surprise.

The slightly older posterior screamed in fright, and was anxious to help, only to feel a sound in his ear, which had already been swept by Shi Xiu.

Shi Xiu knelt down, stretched out his hand to copy, only to feel that the body of the latter was as light as a bone, and his heart suddenly felt pity, and he softened his arm, as if there was a rare treasure in front of him, and gently picked him up, and when he held it in the crook of his arm to see, Xiao Housheng's forehead was red, and his nose was also red, and nosebleeds slowly oozed.

Shi Xiu stretched out his hand and gently brushed it, feeling that the skull and the bridge of his nose were fine, knowing that it should be fine, he frowned and said, "Why are you so careless, don't you know how to help your hands?" ”

As he spoke, he spread his two fingers and reached over.

The little housheng panicked in his heart, only said that Shi Xiu retaliated and wanted to poke her nostrils, and hurriedly covered her hand, as soon as the hand was half raised, Shi Xiu's fingers had fallen on the Ying** on both sides of his nose, one loose and one tight, and after a few gentle presses, the nosebleeds stopped flowing.

Hou Sheng sniffed and looked up, only to see Shi Xiu's thick eyebrows slightly wrinkled, a pair of handsome eyes like Lang Xing showing concern, a face as heroic as a knife and an axe, but it was stained with a lot of apricot cheese, which was funny, but it looked a little softer.

"This guy is fierce when he's angry, but he's handsome if he's not angry."

Hou Sheng suddenly had a strange thought in his heart, and then he was ashamed, only to feel that Shi Xiu pressed the two fingers on his face, like two coals, and his hot body was about to be cooked.

It was about the extreme shyness, but he gave birth to a trace of courage, gritted his teeth, pulled half of the cuffs with his fingers, and wiped the apricot cheese off Shi Xiu's face.

When wiping, the curled fingers inevitably touched Shi Xiu's face, and the soft and cool touch made Shi Xiu's body tighten, and he suddenly seemed to have returned to the scene when he first entered Jiangzhou Yiqing Building, and his face was slightly red.

The latter stared at Shi Xiu with a red face, and saw that his face began to redden, but there was a faint hint of pride: Hmph, you are just like this, everyone is each other.

The two were looking at each other, and suddenly Li Kui's exclamation sounded in the store: "Ah, big brother, look, Brother Shi Xiu is holding the little offspring, he is looking at him, he is also looking at him, this and this, this is not like me and my mother-in-law want to kiss each other?" ”

Bang on the ground, the whole hall exploded again, Shi Xiu's arms of the descendant woke up like a dream, exclaimed, hurriedly struggled to roll down from between Shi Xiu's arms, used all fours, hit the curtain of the door and ran away, the slightly older one stomped his feet, glanced at Shi Xiu viciously, and hurriedly chased out.

Shi Xiu slowly stood up, and for a moment, he was stunned, just looking at the door curtain in a daze.

Li Kui saw the great urgency, jumped up and grabbed his arm and shook it again and again, his face full of worry: "Brother, you can't fall for the demon law?" How can you be so intimate with a man. ”

Shi Xiu opened his mouth and stammered, only to feel embarrassed: "Yes, a man, how can I ......?"

Gao Yanei laughed weirdly: "A black guy with eyes born on his cheeks? This is clearly a! ”

Shi Xiu suddenly realized when she heard this: "How can I be so soft, I am really a woman!" ”

Gao Yanei immediately kicked Li Kui's buttocks: "Blame you for the bad things of the black guy, otherwise Brother Shi and this little girl, you touch me, I touch you, you will definitely be in love with the concubine, hook up and rape, just invite her to see the slashing together, when the time comes, one will say "brother, I'm afraid", and the other will say "sister, don't be afraid", find a nowhere to do light, wouldn't it be a happy life? ”

He sharpened his voice to learn from a woman, three points coquettish and seven points cheap, Shi Xiu was furious when he heard it: "Nonsense, how can she be such a person!" ”

Cao Cao saw it in his eyes, laughed, got up and beckoned, Shi Xiu hurriedly walked by, bent down and bowed his head.

Cao Cao bit his ear and said a few words, patted Shi Xiu's arm, Shi Xiu turned his head, looked at the wide open window next to him, and suddenly showed ecstasy: "Thank you, brother!" ”

Cao Cao laughed and said, "My brother, say more!" Let's go, let's go and see the slashers! ”

As he spoke, he paid for the bill, and bought a bowl the size of the store's basin, which was originally used to hold dried fruits, but now he bought it, and let the store make a large portion of almond tea, put it in a bowl, and handed it to Li Kui to drink.

Li Kuixi said: "That's it, my brother still loves me, and I can't bear to be an iron bull." ”

A group of people laughed and left the store, and went straight to the square outside the noon gate where the murder was executed, but they saw a high platform in the center, and the audience was crowded.

Wu Song frowned and said, "It's too late, it's okay for me to wait, but what do I want my brother to think?" ”

Gao Yanei raised his eyebrows: "You just follow closely and watch this Yanei open the way!" ”

A good Gao Yanei, shaking up the spirit of Huahua Tai Sui, ho ho hahahaha a strange laugh, his chin was raised, the chicken chest was straight, he waved his domineering arms, stepped on the steps of the six relatives and did not recognize him, and rushed straight to the crowd: "Little Thunderbolt, where is my little Thunderbolt?" Small~Thunderbolt~~Thunderbolt~~ Where have you been? Guys, has anyone seen my little thunderbolt? It's such a small golden monkey, could it be hidden under your wife's skirt? Don't go...... Get! ”

After a group of them stood in the first row, Cao Cao looked back at the passage that had not been closed, and praised sincerely: "Brother Xian can be called the tiger of the clean street!" ”

At this time, Kaifeng Mansion Yin came on horseback, and hundreds of men were tightly guarded.

After another moment, a group of forbidden troops, about a thousand people, came in and guarded them in all directions.

Gao Yanei said in a low voice: "This is because I am afraid that Liangshanbo will come to rob the Dharma field, these people are just on the surface, my father personally brought more than 10,000 elite soldiers, scattered around to hide, Liangshanbo thief Kou Ruo arrived, taught him to die one by one." ”

He secretly pointed to a tall building facing the law field: "The men in Taishi Cai's family are all watching the execution on the third floor. Maybe the official family will also secretly come to see the excitement. ”

As he was talking, hundreds of soldiers came here with a prisoner cart, and a prisoner was dragged out of it, it was the bantam tiger Wang Ying!

This Wang Ying wiped his hair with glue, was dragged to the stage, pulled three or two fine, and tied the red stripes to the pillar, looking frightened and full of tears.

The people below saw it and discussed: "This is the second master of Liang Shan?" Why are you so short? ”

"Brother Tai doesn't know, although he is short, he is a dwarf tiger god monarch, with thousands of catties of strength, a tiger tooth gun in his hand, weighing one hundred and eight catties, thousands of troops, let him trample."

"Fart! If it is so powerful, how can it be captured by the officers and soldiers? ”

"Brother Tai doesn't know, although it is the lower realm of the Divine Monarch, the official family is also a long-eyebrow immortal Linfan, and the palace marshal's mansion is the reincarnation of Wuqu Xing to protect the Great Song Dynasty! Last night, Gao Taiwei watched the sky at night, only to see the tiger invade the emperor star, pinched his fingers, and calculated that this dwarf tiger god monarch entered Beijing to stab the official's house, hurriedly draped, holding a treasure knife, and the dwarf tiger god king fought more than a thousand times, regardless of victory or defeat, and then it was Cai Taishi out of the horse, sacrificing the Taishi seal, for a time the sky was thundering, and the dwarf tiger god monarch seven orifices were spewing out of the samadhi fire, Gao Taiwei took the opportunity to catch it. ”

"What's the matter with Master Cai?"

"Don't you know? Taishi Cai was originally the reincarnation of the Nine Heavens Ying Yuan Thunder Puhua Tianzun! ”

"You're, aren't you?"

"That's it! Brother Tai can know who the Nine Heavens Ying Yuan Thunder Puhua Tianzun is? is the Taishi Wen Zhong of the Shang Dynasty, with a name and a surname, is it making it up? Taishi was reincarnated as a Taishi, such a big game of chess, isn't it enough to understand? ”

"Ah, I see, if it weren't for Brother Venerable's guidance, how would the younger brother understand the truth and truth? I see that my brother is handsome and extraordinary, but I don't know who Coats is? ”

"I'm ashamed, I'm ashamed, I'm just a storyteller in the Yuewen Teahouse, because of my love for gunnery, friends in the rivers and lakes raise love, and call in the next 'gunman', brother Tai is free, come to China Literature to support the genuine version!"

"Phew! I also said what kind of person it is, but it was from that place, I heard that most of the eunuchs in the palace came from there, I want to advise you to be careful, tell the story, don't say that you lost it. ”

Cao Cao heard the noise, looked back, and saw that the storyteller was tall and big, with a suave and graceful appearance, and the beautiful hair under his chin was fluttering.

I laugh at Mr. No Great Talent, and he is lonely and angry. Celebrities in the past are fascinated and melancholy, and now they are waiting for the moon to come from the east.

And send it to the streamer glass of wine. Drunk, ask when will the hug be opened? The spring breeze blows all over the ground and is chaotic, sighing, and the apricot blossoms are white in front of the window.

The two looked at each other and smiled, as if they had known each other for a long time.

At this time, he only heard a gong on the stage, Cao Cao turned around, but saw a piece of paper in the sleeve of a prison beheader, reading Wang Xiaohu's charges, which was nothing more than "rebellion and killing officials, great rebellion, fabricating cults, confusing and fooling the people" and so on.

There are teachings: the bantam tiger of the god monarch, the golden snub-nosed monkey of Huahua Tai Sui. Wen Zhong fell into the thunderbolt, and the gunman occasionally went up in the book!

For a while, my hands itched a few hundred words, so this chapter is controlled at 2952 words, less than three thousand, according to the rules of the starting point, it should still be counted as a chapter of two thousand words~

So don't squirt water, brothers!

(End of chapter)