Imperial City, Imperial Garden.

On the side of a rockery, there is a very exquisite pavilion, a plaque under the eaves, and the royal pen inscribes two words: return to the clouds!

The stone table in the pavilion was moved aside to reveal the entrance to the tunnel.

There were two small yellow doors sitting next to them, leaning on each other to nap, half-asleep and half-awake, when they suddenly heard a sound in the tunnel, and a spirit jumped up: "Ah, the official family has returned!" How is it so early today? ”

Hearing that the pace was approaching, the two hurriedly got up, wiped their eyes, cleaned up their clothes, stood respectfully aside, and saluted together: "Welcome the official family back to the palace." ”

Li Kui, wearing the clothes of the Yellow Gate, jumped out and laughed: "You two stupid melons, it is the master who came to your house as a guest." As he spoke, he reached out and hit his two heads, and both of them fainted.

Wu Yong hurriedly shouted: "Tie Niu, silence! He Shi Xiu went out of the tunnel one after another, found the prepared rope, tied two small yellow doors, and stuffed some hemp kernels in his mouth to prevent him from waking up and calling, so he threw his hand into the tunnel and moved the stone table back.

After finishing his work, he stood up straight and looked in all directions, huh! What a garden, what a real one is—

Jasper pond white jade platform, strange flowers and trees full of stone cliffs. The small pavilion winds the path of the immortals to visit, and the emperor of the cool mist and fragrant wind comes.

The green deer is dancing with the crane, and the ape is holding the fruit and brocade scales. In the middle is a golden umbrella, which was planted by Taizu after drinking in the past.

These three people, how have they ever seen such a delicate and atmospheric garden? Raising his eyes, there was no place to be seen, no place was not appreciated, three people with six eyes, all of them were all flowered, and they couldn't help sighing: "What an official family, the world is blessed, and he enjoys it alone." ”

It was about to retire the idlers in advance, and at this moment, this huge garden was empty.

The three of them let go of their arms and walked out of the pavilion, Wu Yong took the lead in wearing white clothes, and Li Kui Shixiu and the two were side by side, swaying and swinging, really like a small yellow door waiting for the emperor, and walked around the garden in a big way.

Walked around, just arrived at a water pavilion, about because the weather is cool, all tie some colorful curtains and Chinese yarn, surround tightly, the wind blows, melodious and melodious, it is like the fairy palace jade que is unique.

The three of them walked into the water pavilion, but saw a long table carved with dragons and phoenixes carved in golden silk nan wood in the center, with gold plates and jade bowls on it, filled with delicate pastries and rare melons and fruits.

Li Kuixi said: "Ah, this official family is really polite, knowing that I Tieniu came to his house as a guest, I prepared these meals early." ”

Immediately picked up what he had never seen before, and just stuffed it into his mouth.

Wu Yong and Shi Xiu also ate a few, and sure enough, it was the imperial kitchen skill, which was better than the folk.

While eating, Li Kui looked into the pond, but saw many fat koi, swaying, still swimming, and couldn't help laughing: "Brothers, look at the fish of this emperor's old son, it is as fat as it is raised, and it is fragrant when it is roasted and eaten." ”

While speaking, the pastry residue in the mouth fell into the water, those koi fish rushed to fight for food, a round mouth poked out of the water, there was the gluttony, even the body was out of the water, only writhing on the head of the same kind, Li Kui was looking at it and laughing, suddenly frowned, only felt that the abdominal pain was unstoppable, and hurriedly covered his stomach with his hands, shouting: "Ah, I want to be complimentary!" Where are the latrines? ”

Before the words fell, there was a gurgling bowel sound, and seventeen or eighteen farts collapsed like a cannon, which is called a fart before the dung, stinky and impressful, Wu Yong and Shi Xiu both angrily threw food in their hands to eat, Wu Yong covered his nose and said: "Almonds are this thing, moisten the intestines and laxative, who told you to eat a lot?" I picked and ate a lot of persimmons, this is a cold thing, how can I not make a stomach? ”

Shi Xiu jumped to his feet and said: "What else are you looking for, find a hidden place to sprinkle it, delay for a while, and carefully pull the crotch." ”

Li Kui had a bitter face, hunched his waist, covered his lower abdomen with one hand, and supported the back door with the other.

Shi Xiu and Wu Yong were so smoked by that fart that they couldn't stand, and they also walked out of the water pavilion to gasp.

At this moment, only to hear the noise of the warbler Yanyan coming from afar, Shi Xiu and Wu Yong were startled, and hurriedly called: "Tie Niu, someone is coming, hide your body and don't move, wait for people to pass, we will call you!" ”

Li Kui just squatted down behind the flowers, just about to be released, when he heard this, he didn't dare to make a mistake, gritted his teeth, focused his eyes, clenched his fists tightly, and desperately clamped and endured.

Shi Xiu and Wu Yong each found a big tree, hid behind it, and when they poked out to see, they were five or six girls dressed in colorful costumes, the eldest was fourteen or fifteen, and the younger one was only seven or eight years old.

The two of them retracted their heads and waited for them to walk by, but a few girls approached, bent down the path, and went straight to the water pavilion.

Shi Xiuwu glanced at each other: It's over! No wonder there was a lot of food prepared in the water pavilion, which was not prepared for us.

After a while, the girls exclaimed, "Oh, that gluttonous cat who stole something from the table?" Immediately someone shouted, "Oops! It stinks so much here! Who secretly made a fool of himself? ”

Then the girls all blushed and ran out of the water pavilion, and a small one called: "Sister Fujin, is there a monster in the garden that has stolen what you have treated?" ”

Another one of the bigger ones said, "What kind of monsters?" It must be some fool with unclean hands and feet, who steals and eats, but does not know how to put it in order. ”

The little one was unconvinced and said: "It must be a monster, if it is done by a person, how can there be such a stinky person in the palace?" ”

The eldest girl shouted, "Okay, don't talk nonsense, wait for me to call someone to find out!" ”

Shi Xiu hid behind the tree, and when this voice came into his ears, his soul couldn't help but be turbulent: "Ahhh It turned out to be her! ”

In the shop that sells apricot cheese in the morning, he heard a total of four words, which were "no, no, no." At this moment, he can instantly sit in the right seat, and it is unforgettable.

"So she's a palace maid...... Wrong! How could the palace maid sneak out of the palace to play, there must be no doubt that it must be the emperor of this dynasty. ”

The daughter of the Han and Tang Dynasty royal families were all called princesses, and in the Song Dynasty, when they were in the third year of Zhenghe, the official family listened to Cai Jing's suggestion and changed the princess to "Emperor Ji" after the title of "Wang Ji" in the Zhou Dynasty.

Shi Xiu's mind turned sharply, and he guessed the identity of the other party, and it was sweet and bitter for a while.

The sweet, the one I love, is so extraordinary. Bitter, if she is so extraordinary, wouldn't I, a prodigal son of the rivers and lakes, be even more out of reach? For a while, all kinds of strange thoughts came one after another, how do you know what time it is?

With a smart and vigilant person like him, just for the slightest move of love, he suddenly stuffed his spiritual acumen, which shows that the word love is really not a good thing.

Wu Yong saw that the little girl was going to call someone, and he was in a hurry, and he looked at Shi Xiu again and again, but saw that his eyes were empty, his expression was strange, and his heart was strange, could this brother be evil?

At this critical moment, Li Kui's patience finally reached the limit, only listening to the flowers and trees, a low roar of pain, and then the sound of crackling in the ears was endless, straight like thunder rolling, the river burst the embankment, and like the sound of war drums, the sound of killing was everywhere.

The shock made the emperor dumbfounded, biting his fingers and trembling, and the youngest emperor even cried out with a wow: "There is really a stinky fart monster in the garden!" ”

There are different teachings: the cracked embankment, the flood rolls the waves, the lightning thunder stinks the fart demon. A trip here to leave a mark, the storm hit the plantain.

(End of chapter)