Seventeen. Aunt Zhang in the cafeteria, I want you to help me practice!
Jiang Xuan ate the contents of the plate cleanly, but he didn't feel that he had eaten enough, so he got up and went to get some more.
Aunt Zhang of the canteen distributed by the system is a middle-aged woman who is slightly blessed, wrapped in an apron, wearing a mask, and some fine pockmarks on her exposed cheeks, which is just an ordinary and normal canteen aunt.
Jiang Xuan was still a little scared before, Hu Li brought him too much psychological shadow, for fear that the system would give him the whole hard work.
Just like that, the usual staff is the best.
While thinking nonsense, he handed the plate to the window: "Some more braised pork." ”
Before Auntie could make a move, Lu Buping broke into the cafeteria in a hurry, went straight to Aunt Zhang, and pushed Jiang Xuan aside.
Jiang Xuan was pushed defenselessly.
This scene was seen by Gu Lingli and Yu Jie, who followed Lu Buping into the cafeteria.
Both of them had been caressed and sanctioned by the dean, and seeing that Lu Buping dared to be so rude to this mysterious and powerful Dean Jiang, they invariably looked at each other: "Oh roar." ”
Offended the dean, get ready to accept sanctions!
But Jiang Xuan didn't punish Lu Buping as they thought, but stood aside with a dinner plate without any dissatisfaction.
Jiang Xuan felt that it didn't matter, he might be angry if someone else cut in line, but Lu Buping was a madman after all, and he was still his own patient.
"The host knows how to tolerate the patient, comprehends the benevolence of the doctor, and you gain permanent passive skills and a loving gaze."
"Skill introduction: A benevolent recuperator, he often has tears in his eyes, he loves all patients deeply, his eyes can make patients feel his mercy and love, his great love is as warm as a spring breeze in March, warming every patient."
Jiang Xuan was speechless, what kind of strange skills are these?
But this skill is really a miracle skill for psychiatrists.
Jiang Xuan glanced back at the cafeteria, and happened to meet the eyes of Li Yujie and Gu Ling.
In an instant, the two of them were struck by lightning, and they both felt a strong chill rush up their spines at the same time.
Is that really the kind of eyes that humans can have?
Just a little look at each other, they are like being in a sea of swords and fire, there is no end, and a pair of giant eyes open in the endless dark night above their heads, and they seem to be burned to ashes by that look in the next moment.
Dean Jiang is terrible!
This must be Dean Jiang's warning himself not to speculate on his mind at will.
It is not their turn to judge who he will punish.
And Lu Buping didn't realize it, he was still arrogant, and knocked on the plate with chopsticks: "Give me food!" ”
Aunt Zhang didn't even raise her head, glanced at the uneven road with her peripheral vision, and tapped her fingers on the four big words posted on the dining table: "No cutting in line".
The corners of Lu Buping's mouth hooked, and an arrogant sneer appeared on his face: "I am the number one cultivation genius of the Dragon Kingdom, nineteen years old and a half-step golden pill, the Heavenly Thunder Dao Body, I didn't line up anywhere." ”
"I urgently need this bowl of rice now to help me achieve Jindan Avenue! Rice! Help me practice! ”
Hearing this, Jiang Xuan's scalp was numb, and his ten toes curled up in his shoes, which was too embarrassing!
I'm still not fit for this job......
Aunt Zhang still didn't start cooking, just raised her head and looked at Lu Buping coldly.
When did Lu Buping suffer such neglect, he slapped his hand on the table: "Hurry up and give me food, wait for this meal to help me achieve Jindan, and the benefits are indispensable to you." ”
Li Yujie held his forehead in the distance and smiled bitterly, this young man may be used to being in the largest family in the Dragon Kingdom, and his brain is a little bad, people can let you break through the bottleneck with one meal, will they be afraid of you?
Gu Ling complained in his heart, this kind of behavior, a proper cannon fodder villain in the novel, should be beaten by a protagonist like himself who has a system.
Seeing that Aunt Zhang still didn't react, Lu Buping stretched out his hand to the rice spoon: "Hmph, are you deaf?" ”
"If it weren't for Ben Shao's eagerness to achieve Jindan, he wouldn't have spared you fat woman!"
When Aunt Zhang heard this, she picked up the spoon first, and Lu Buping smiled proudly: "Do you finally know how to do things?" ”
However, he was answered with a loud bang.
"Fat woman!?"
Aunt Zhang's rice spoon was raised in the air and fell hard, smashing Lu Buping's head.
Under the hammer of this spoon, Lu Buping suddenly felt that the world was reversed, and the buzz of the rice spoon colliding with the door of his head echoed in his mind, which shocked his soul and trembled, and the three souls and seven spirits were almost shocked out of his body.
The two grains of rice stuck to Lu Buping's hair, but he had no room for resistance now, just holding a pair of cross-eyed eyes, and subconsciously said, "I am &......&*...... Genius ......"
Aunt Zhang took another spoonful: "Huh? Talented? ”
This second time, even the dantian with the uneven road trembled, and the originally thick and solid true yuan suddenly turned over the river and the sea.
"I'm half-step Jindan ......"
"Half-step Jindan?"
Aunt Zhang took another spoonful, and this time, the prototype of the golden pill in the Lu Buping Dantian was hammered to the point that it was invisible, and even the Dao Foundation in the foundation building period began to crumble.
At this time, Lu Buping barely had the strength to speak, just muttering something, his legs trembled, twisted and twisted, and he looked like he was going to lie down at any time.
But the strong will brought by the Heavenly Thunder Dao Body made him regain a trace of clarity at the last moment, Lu Buping stretched out his hand to the sky, Zhenyuan condensed, and shouted with all his strength: "Lei Fa! ”
There seemed to be a condensation of thunder in the sky above the sanatorium, but it only flickered for a moment.
"Rayfa?"
Aunt Zhang asked again, and then it was another rice spoon, Lu Buping had a splitting headache, and a pair of eyes could barely see clearly.
He had a hunch that if he came twice, he would die......
But now he doesn't even have the strength to beg for mercy......
Jiang Xuan finally couldn't help it, and walked up to stop Aunt Zhang's arm: "Aunt Zhang is angry, people are stupid, and you still hit your head." ”
If he usually heard others say that he was stupid, Lu Buping would never give up, but now he is as comfortable as hearing peerless music.
Seeing that the dean stepped forward to persuade her, Aunt Zhang finally put down the spoon and did not continue to beat the uneven road: "Dean Jiang, I'm sorry, I was impulsive." ”
Jiang Xuan pulled Aunt Zhang back to her workstation, reached out and wiped the beads of sweat on her head, this Aunt Zhang is too strong, she really deserves to burn a big pot of rice, this rice spoon can kill people!
But fortunately, the system employees listened to their own words and settled Aunt Zhang, Jiang Xuan immediately squatted down to check the unevenness of the road that had fallen to the ground.
"There's a big swollen bag on my head, it shouldn't be a big problem, right?"
Jiang Xuan stretched out his hand and patted Lu Buping's cheek: "Hey, wake up, Lu Buping, can you hear me?" ”
Lu Buping woke up slowly, heard someone calling, and barely opened his eyes......
But as soon as he opened his eyes, Lu Buping's eyes happened to meet Shang Jiang Xuan's concerned eyes: "It's good to wake up, don't cut the queue at will in the future~"
And in Lu Buping's field of vision, Jiang Xuan's deep eyes were like the universe, all-encompassing, everything seemed small in those eyes, and at a second glance, there seemed to be a giant dragon flying across countless stars.
As if he was about to fly out of Jiang Xuan's eyes and swallow Lu Buping, Lu Buping, who witnessed this terrifying scene, only barely let out a miserable scream.
"Ahh
Seeing that Lu Buping fell into a coma again, Jiang Xuan is very innocent, am I too handsome?
Why did you faint at a glance?