The one hundred and eighty-first time Drum Flea asked for help online
Yu Baosi said angrily: "Third Master Zeng, you talk like this, there is no heart!" You said that there is a Lion Ear Mountain outside Yanggu County where troops can be stationed, do you know that the Lion Ear Mountain has long been occupied by Wu Mengde? There are four or five thousand elite soldiers on it, and more than ten brave generals, if it weren't for the long legs surnamed Yu, now what you see is my soul! I contribute to your family, but you open your mouth to laugh, don't you make your friends feel cold! ”
The third eldest member of the Zeng family, Zeng Suo, changed his face when he heard this: "Four or five thousand soldiers? Dangerous Dao God, what kind of nonsense are you blowing! This surnamed Wu's family has mountains of gold and silver seas, and he can't afford to raise so many soldiers and horses. ”
Yu Baosi sneered: "Okay, Lao Tzu is just blowing nonsense!" Since you have been recognized by your third master, there is nothing to say, so I will leave! ”
Say it and be angry, turn around and leave.
Zeng Suo rolled his eyes and shouted, "Wait! Then a fake smile appeared on his face: "Yu Ye, they are all old friends, are you angry when you make a joke?" Don't open the door quickly, I'm going to pick up the wind and wash the dust for Yu Ye! ”
After a while, the door of the village was opened, and Zeng Suo went out in person, looking like a brother and a hot brother, and pulled the pale-faced Yu Baosi into Zengtou City.
Time to change a cold look, the houses in this village, built horizontally and vertically, it is like a labyrinth, sometimes it is clear that the wide road is current, and it is necessary to detour from the side path, needless to say, the road must be placed under the pithole nail board.
He memorized the road while walking, followed the zigzags and turns, and finally arrived at the Zengjia Mansion, which is located in the center of Zengtou City, piled up into mounds, with towering brick walls, built like a fortress, condescending, and the entire Zengtou City is in sight.
Shi Qian secretly exclaimed: "Fortunately, I came and went, otherwise if the trade is lost, how many lives can be filled?" Even if he enters Zengtou City, his Zeng family is like a small city, how can he fight it in a hurry? ”
The group followed Zeng Suo to the lobby, where there were generally four tall and short men, ranging in age from their early twenties to forties, wearing various brocade robes, all with big shoulders and round waists, and hideous faces.
Zeng Cable: "Yu Bao's four lost soldiers turned back, and the road was that there were four or five thousand soldiers in the Lion Ear Mountain, more than ten brave generals, and his brothers, only these ten or so had to live." ”
The youngest man sneered when he heard this, and said disdainfully: "Just because his surname is Yu, do you know what a brave general is?" There is really no brave general, he can't come back himself! ”
Yu Baosi's face turned purple with anger, and he said in a deep voice: "Fifth Master Zeng, the surname Yu is also a good person who contributed to your family and bleeds, and it will inevitably hurt people's hearts when they say this." ”
Zeng Lao Wu is Zeng Sheng, he couldn't help sneering when he heard this, walked to the side and sat down, drank slowly with the wine jar, and ignored Yu Baosi.
The eldest one, naturally the eldest Zeng Tu, squeezed out a smile and said: "Dangerous Dao God, the fifth child is still a child, what do you have to do with him?" Although you are not good at being a teacher, you also know the truth of others, and you can be regarded as meritorious! Come, take wine and meat, and I will wash the dust and crush the horror of the god of danger and his brothers! ”
Saying that, he beckoned everyone to sit down, and after a while, roast sheep spirits were served one after another.
Yu Baosi looked at it and sneered - wash the dust and catch the wind for me? I'm afraid that I caught up with you for supper, otherwise your house is a real fire of samadhi? Roasted sheep so quickly?
Zeng Tu pretended to salute Yu Baosi with a bowl of wine, turned his head and said, "Fourth, it's all your plan!" Now that we have lost the battle, what should we do? ”
Zeng Kui, the fourth elder of the Zeng family, is about twenty-five or sixteen years old, and he looks more handsome than the others, and he said: "Hmph, in the art of war, we must know ourselves and the enemy, we don't know the truth of the other party, and it is inevitable that there will be some losses. ”
Zeng Shen, the second eldest member of the Zeng family, is in his thirties, he is extremely fat and strong, and he is also the tallest, compared to elders like Yu Baosi, he is only a head shorter. The fat on his face shook, and he shouted viciously: "Come on, bring the licensed goods and bring them up, the second master will personally serve him today!" ”
In a few moments, several sturdy Baoding dragged a big man with blurred flesh and blood to the hall and threw it on the ground.
Yu Baosi saw that the man was majestic, scarred and unconscious, and nodded secretly: "Isn't this guy Brother Wu's subordinate?" Looking at this appearance, he is also a tough guy with iron bones, how can I think of a way to save him. ”
Zeng Shen stood up, walked with an urn of wine, poured his head, the wine rushed on the head of the big man, suddenly woke up, looked around, his eyes stayed on Shi Qian's face slightly, and then turned over and knelt down, howling and crying: "Grandpa spare your life, the villain knows and said it a long time ago, even if you kill the villain, it is in vain, it is better to leave the villain a dog's life, and I am willing to be a pawn in front of the grandfather's saddle and behind the horse, and I will die without regrets." ”
Seeing that this person was so lazy, Yu Baosi couldn't help pouting: Phew, he is a good man, but he turned out to be a soft egg who didn't plant.
Zeng Shen laughed and said: "You are a leper man, and you are also worthy of being in front of the saddle and behind the saddle of your grandfather?" Bah! You also deserve to be called Little Overlord! "Saying this kick, the kick rolled over and over again.
Shi Qian was shocked when he heard it: "Ahhh This person is Zhou Tong! ”
Among the people here, he is the only one who has seen Zhou Tong, and when he looks closely, his face is full of blood, where can he recognize it, but the voice is indeed familiar. A heart suddenly pounded - Zhou Tong also knew that he was drumming fleas! If you confess and you are trapped in the enemy camp, how can you escape?
Zhou Tong rolled around twice, still knelt down, and cried: "Second grandfather listen: the villain was originally called Qiao Langjun Zhou Tong, just because he rolled in the green forest, he had to bluff people, if the grandfathers don't like it, the villain still calls back Qiao Lang Jun." ”
Zeng Shen listened, he was so angry that the fat trembled, the garlic nose shrugged, and the mung bean eyes turned into peanuts: "Grandpa is so handsome, and he is not called a pretty man, you have a bloody face, pretty?" Pretty you! ”
kicked Zhou Tong in the stomach, kicked Zhou Tong in his stomach, curled up like a shrimp, and gagged again and again.
The boss Zeng Tu drank Zeng Shen, and said in a deep voice: "The surname Zhou, you don't have to pretend to be crazy and stupid, since Wu Dalang sent you to buy horses, you must be his henchman, you only recruit him and the Erlongshan Alliance, and he is the head of Yanggu, and the others are unknown, do you think we can believe it?" ”
Zhou Tong cried: "Grandpa, the villain is wronged, where is the villain his henchman?" The villain is just a small boss, and he only sent me because he knew the precious land, and the villain really doesn't know anything. ”
The fourth Zeng Kui sneered twice, and said gloomily: "We have now inquired that there are more than ten extravagant fierce generals under that guy, and you can tell who they are, what blades they use, and what skills they have, so I won't beat you today." ”
Zhou Tong said while crying: "There is a Erlong Mountain Flower Monk Lu Zhishen, who makes an iron Zen staff in his hand, which is infinitely powerful, and there is a blue-faced beast Yang Zhi, who was born as an officer, and all kinds of blades are good, as for Wu Mengde's own subordinates, there are no ruthless people, although they will also make some simple knives, flower guns, and villain martial arts are only in the middle of the uncle, and they are all local chickens and tile dogs in front of the grandfathers." ”
Zeng Shen said: "Do you still want to hide from people? If you don't fight hard, how can you be willing to recruit? ”
Turning his head, he pulled out the short fork on the roast sheep and stabbed it into Zhou Tong's calf, stirring constantly.
Zhou Tong screamed in pain, cried with tears on his face, grabbed the ground with his head, and howled miserably: "Grandpa kill me, if the villain knew, he would have said it for his life, I really don't know." ”
The third Zeng Suo sneered: "Big brother, don't bother with it, this soft egg, he cries when he hits, and he calls him master, what kind of hero can he be?" I also beat him for so many days, and when I really knew, he had already made a move, so I saw that he was happy, and roasted him on fire. ”
Zeng Shen stood up, slammed his fork, and shouted: "The third one is right, don't bother to make any effort, roast him!" ”
The fourth Zeng Kui shook his head: "Have you forgotten it?" On the day this guy was arrested, seeing that he couldn't escape, he killed his companions with a few knives, why is this? must be afraid that those few will not be able to survive the torture and bring out the truth. Can such a person be a soft egg? He cried, he howled, he called grandpa, did he confess a serious word? There are two Erlong Mountain, who doesn't know about the rivers and lakes? Lao Tzu still uses him to confess? ”
When Zeng Shen heard this, he was furious: "Damn, dare to lie to grandpa? Boy, grandpa roasted your right leg first, fed you, roasted your left leg tomorrow, roasted your arm the day after tomorrow, since you want to be a good man, and watch grandpa slowly manipulate you. ”
Zhou Tong screamed in fright: "Grandpa spare your life, the villain is really a soft egg, beg grandpa not to roast the villain's legs!" ”
Zeng Shen yelled: "Bring firewood!" ”
Zhou Tong suddenly stopped crying and scolded: "You fat pig, if the sun falls on my brother's hands, you will be made alive into a roast pig!" ”
Then he rolled over, snatched the short fork that Zeng Shen threw on the ground, and plunged it into his throat.
Shi Qian's eyes widened: Ahhh But I misunderstood this brother, and his words were clearly intended for me to pass on to my brother and roast this person to avenge him!
His heart was stirring in his heart, and suddenly a white light flashed, and with a bang, the short fork in Zhou Tong's hand had been knocked away.
Zeng Sheng got up, walked over and picked up a flying knife more than two feet long, and sneered: "Hehe, if you let grandpa here, it's hard for you to die!" ”
The five tigers of the Zeng family showed a hideous smile together: "You guy, you are really not a soft egg, so it's interesting!" ”
Zhou Tong was really discouraged at this time, knowing that he would die miserably, he simply fell asleep on the ground and scolded: "Fuck the five rats of the Zeng family, I have been playing with you five rats for the past few days, and grandpa has played enough, come on, one hundred and eight postures, one less at the mercy, I am your own master!" Hehe, I only blame my grandfather for not being angry, and your mother gave birth to your five disobedient grandfathers, I knew that today, grandpa was a donkey at the beginning, and he didn't touch your live pig-like mother! ”
The faces of the five brothers of the Zeng family changed drastically, and in an instant, the soul was possessed, Zeng Kui gritted his teeth and said hatefully: "First, cut off this guy's tongue first!" ”
Five brothers, counting him who knows the art of war best, can see the situation at a glance: if you don't cut off the other party's tongue first and let him scold, even if you kill him alive, the brothers will have to lose a few years of life!
Zhou Tong laughed and said: "Your eldest brother and your daughter-in-law have told me that the fourth brother is not good, and his tongue is short, no wonder you are jealous of your grandfather's tongue ......"
The second child Zeng Shen was close, raised his leg and kicked it, kicking Zhou Tong with a bloody mouth.
Seeing that something was wrong, Shi Qian gritted his teeth, stood up and said, "He can't cut his tongue!" Nawu Mengde's life is all on his tongue! ”
When the five members of the Zeng family heard this, they all turned their heads to see that their faces were pale, and under the candlelight, they looked like five evil ghosts. Zeng Tu stared at Shi Qian: "Wu Mengde's life, how can it be on the tongue of this dog thief?" ”
Shi Qian laughed, his face was full of confidence, and he kept beating the drum in his heart: Okay, the beginning is good, the first voice is grabbing, but then how should I make it up? How does my brother's life have anything to do with his tongue?
There is a division of teaching: a hero dares to cry and dare to be crazy, Zhou Tong can be soft and strong, the tip of the gun is difficult to compare with the tip of the tongue, and it is not in vain to be called a little overlord!