XXXV. 5. Dean Jiang, touch me too!

Hearing that the other party suddenly let himself touch him, Jiang Xuan's brain almost cracked, the first time he was asked to touch his head was a big man, it didn't matter, this person was still a big madman, God I have a great avenue between my hands.

Why didn't I know?

If I had the Great Dao in my hand, I would be the first to shoot you to death!

Seeing Jiang Xuan put away his palm, Lu Buping understood in seconds: "The dean thinks my hair is dirty, I'll wash it!" ”

Jiang Xuan watched the other party touch the electric door and was electrocuted like a sea urchin's hair, and had to agree with this statement, it was indeed a little dirty.

But that's not the problem!

Jiang Xuan shook his head: "I just don't want to touch it." ”

Lu Buping understood the true meaning of the words: "I understand! I'm causing trouble for Dean Jiang today! Dean Jiang is punishing me for not touching my head! I will definitely perform well in the future! Strive for Dean Jiang to reward me for touching my head! Dean Jiang, you must touch me in the future! ”

"Ah, yes, yes, yes!" Jiang Xuan doesn't say anything at all now, whatever you say is what you say, you shouldn't be talking to a group of mentally ill people in the first place, these people can only say strange things!

He just wants to run away now!

At this time, Li Yujie, who had been subdued, had also regained his composure, and when he heard the conversation between Jiang Xuan and Lu Buping on the other side of the ward, he suddenly realized!

I was carried away by the divine water that changed my physique before, and the highest existence in this madhouse was the dean.

The primary goal should be to be favored by President Jiang!

Lu Buping was so arrogant before, but now he is so humble, just to create a contrast and leave a deep impression on Dean Jiang!

The road is uneven, you are so despicable!

Li Yujie was also touched by Dean Jiang, and the hellish scene and the pain of destroying the soul had not yet dissipated.

For the favor of Dean Jiang, the other party was willing to suffer like that?

For the first time, Li Yujie was impressed by the second generation of immortals he despised the most, he was able to bend and stretch, not afraid of pain, and he also took the lead in discovering Dean Jiang's habit of touching people's heads, this is a fierce rival!

Li Yujie smiled, the pain of being touched by Dean Jiang last night had not yet dissipated, and it was still stinging his mind.

But so what, in my previous life, I crossed countless blood and fire, and went all the way to the Shura field before I embarked on the road to becoming an immortal, for myself who relived a life and carried the people of the world, this little pain is just a joke!

Jiang Xuan saw that the situation was temporarily stable, wiped the sweat from his head, and after being tortured by a group of mentally ill people in turn, he now just wanted to find a place where no one was there to be quiet.

Slipped!

But at the moment when Jiang Xuan just took a step, Li Yujie suddenly rolled over from the bed and fell to his knees suddenly, blocking his way.

Looking at the other party's expression, which seemed to be much more normal, and the movements similar to the previous uneven road, Jiang Xuan had a hint of foreboding in his heart: "Is there something wrong?" ”

"Dean Jiang, I hope you ......?"

The other party was halfway through his words, which made Jiang Xuan a little confused: "Huh? ”

Li Yujie exhaled a long breath, as if he had made up some major determination, and his heart bit his teeth fiercely: "Dean Jiang, touch me!" ”

Hearing this, Jiang Xuan almost spurted out a mouthful of blood, good guy, you all seem to have some serious illness!

No, I wouldn't have come here if I wasn't sick......

Jiang Xuan had a headache, and asked about the system in his heart: "System, is your skill still addictive?" ”

"No, but the 'Dean's Gentle Caress' is a skill that will make patients feel warm, they are all children who are mentally ill, have no one to care for or even be bullied, so they will feel cared for and loved because of the host's touch!"

"It's something they lack to desire, the host is their parents, their savior, their warm sunshine, and now the host understands?"

"It's not a boring thing to be the greatest psychiatrist of all time, it's salvation!"

Listening to the system's narration, Jiang Xuan was silent, he remembered the scene when he saw Li Yujie last night, living in a wooden shed like a toilet, eating garbage, and smelling dirty......

Now after taking care of it a little, he is a handsome guy, Jiang Xuan doesn't know what kind of experience made him mentally ill, but he can see how the other party was treated after he got mental illness.

Children like Lu Buping who are crazy enough to touch the electric door will become well-behaved because of the gentleness of their palms, although the well-behaved way is unacceptable......

Jiang Xuan hesitated, he obtained this system by himself, should he really do something for these patients?

"Alas!"

Jiang Xuan sighed leisurely, looked at Li Yujie who was kneeling on the ground, he seemed to understand why the other party drank water until he almost swelled to death, maybe it was himself, the person who brought him warmth, let him drink more water, right?

"Do you know how to drink the right amount of water in the future?"

Li Yujie looked up in astonishment, and saw Jiang Xuan's gentle smile, he was extremely ashamed, he would be carried away by the temptation to change his physique, and become that bear-like.

And Dean Jiang is still teaching himself to cultivate step by step!

Such a simple truth still needs to be taught by others, and the path of cultivating immortals in the previous life has gone to the dog!

But Li Yujie still didn't understand, after all, he had never seen this kind of magical holy water: "Then how much should you drink every day?" ”

Jiang Xuan originally wanted to say that he didn't want to drink it, but thinking about Li Yujie's balloon-shaped belly before, it is estimated that this person doesn't know what a bloated belly is......

"Ten glasses a day, then."

Jiang Xuan casually gave a relatively normal number, Li Yujie nodded again and again when he heard this, his eyes were full of gratitude: "Thank you Dean Jiang for your guidance!" ”

Looking at Li Yujie, who was suddenly able to communicate, Jiang Xuan finally let go of the prejudice in his heart. Although these guys talk outrageously, they are also quite well-behaved.

Then touch his head, right?

So Jiang Xuan stretched out his hand and gently stroked Li Yujie's head.

Li Yujie was taken aback by this sudden palm: "Wait a minute......"

Before the next word was spoken, the sky collapsed in front of him, and the scene of the catastrophe falling from the sky, Li Yujie's mind was torn and stabbed again, and he fell down with a muffled snort, and fell into a coma again.

Xiao Li's eyes were quick, he supported Li Yujie's body, and carried him back to the hospital bed to lie down.

Jiang Xuan was a little strange: "Why did he faint?" ”

The system was accustomed to it, and explained blandly: "He was surrounded by warmth and love, and he fainted with happiness." ”

On the other side, Lu Buping saw that Li Yujie was touched by the dean, and hurriedly got up, wanting to say something but wanting to say something, his eyes were full of unwillingness, hateful, and he was taken first!

Jiang Xuan saw that the road was uneven, and turned back with a smile: "You are not allowed to touch the electric door again in the future, do you know?" ”

When it comes to this, the road is uneven and a little reluctant, but there is a legendary existence of strange thunder in the wire, and the combination with his own heavenly thunder Dao body will definitely point to the avenue!

Did Dean Jiang say that it was too early for him to come into contact with different mines?

It must be so! Dean Jiang is for my good!

Lu Buping lowered his head and humbly asked: "Then when can I touch it?" ”

Jiang Xuan was choked by this question, and was speechless for a while, when can I touch the electric door?

Seeing that Jiang Xuan didn't answer, Lu Buping asked again: "Then can I touch it with your permission?" ”

“……”

Jiang Xuan wanted to answer that he couldn't touch it at any time, but he felt that the words were a bit intense, so he followed the other party's words and said: "Okay, you can get my permission." ”

Jiang Xuan complained in his heart, anyway, he couldn't agree at any time.

And Lu Buping was complacent when he heard this, as if he had become an immortal in front of him: "Okay! ”