Under the rising sun on a summer morning, a man walks on the cement road in front of the vegetable market, with a stowed fishing rod on his back and a plastic bucket in his left hand.

But in his right hand he was holding an incomparably large carp, whose tail dragged all the way to the ground, longer than a man's legs.

The golden scales of the big fish sparkle in the summer sun, making people dizzy.

"This fish is wild, and the wild one looks like this!"

An uncle exclaimed, attracting more and more people to stop and watch, and many people could also see that this fish was extraordinary.

"Big brother is amazing!"

", God, can you catch such a big fish in wild fishing?"

The man held his head higher and higher, walking in the crowd, as if the fish was really caught by him, and he felt like Santiago in "The Old Man and the Sea" at this time, almost saying that a person was not born to be defeated.

He looked at the little brother who used to set up a stall in the vegetable market to sell wild fish, and he used to look at each other with envy, and he was able to make a living by fishing, but now, the status of the two people has been reversed.

The little brother was looking at him enviously at this time, and silently moved to the side, vacating a place: "Dude, you can!" ”

At this time, the big fish in his hand moved slightly, and his big mouth slowly opened and closed, causing everyone to exclaim: "It's still alive!" ”

And the most recent surprise among all the creatures present was the large carp recovering from his near-death state, with his huge eyes open, and ten thousand wild horses galloping past in his heart.

After he was reborn as a fish and awakened his cultivation talent, he has been lurking at the bottom of the Dongcheng River and cultivating, silently absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon.

As two years passed, he finally succeeded in stepping into the threshold of a first-order monster, but he was still very weak, so he hid deeper underwater, just for fear that he would be caught after successfully advancing into a demon beast, after all, these fifteen catties are considered a big guy in carp.

But I was afraid that I would be caught and burned and eaten, but I never thought that there was a demon beast at the bottom of the river, although it was the same order, but it was a big python, and its offensive ability was much stronger than that of his big fat fish.

So after a desperate battle, he finally relied on his own wisdom higher than the other party to win the battle.

And obtained a trace of the true dragon blood of the python, and thought it was about to take off, but found that it had crashed.

The fight with the giant python caused serious internal injuries, so he found a shallow beach to absorb Yuehua, but he didn't expect the injury to be too serious and lost consciousness directly.

When I woke up again this time, it turned into a piece of cargo that was carried in my hand......

That's a ......

Life is impermanent, and the large intestine encompasses the small intestine......

Careless!

The carp was carried in his hand like this, and his heart could not be calmed for a long time, and he could only hear the man who had pulled his finger into the gills on either side of him bragging to others about how he used the thin line of fishing for small fish to fight wits and courage to catch a big fish!

The man blew the sky, and the carp heard that it was getting hotter and hotter, obviously taking advantage of the danger of people to pick up the corpse, and the high and low have to be locked up for a year and a half!

According to his character, because he has been in the water for a few years because he has become a fish, this is not in line with his character, and now he will be ridiculed if he is caught, taking advantage of people's danger, you are too despicable!

In his previous life, as a senior Zu'an person, he had already organized countless extremely offensive words in his heart, but unfortunately he couldn't say a word now.

It's so aggrieved, if you can speak now, you have to send away your family tree!

The carp was very angry, his blood was surging wildly, and a pair of fish eyes were slowly filled with bloodshots.

"The system prompts that the countdown to the life of the big carp has been changed, shortened by five minutes."

Jiang Xuan was driving straight to the Chengdong vegetable market according to the navigation instructions, but he didn't expect the system to suddenly come to such a hand, watching the countdown number in the field of vision change from thirty-five to thirty.

"Why is this fish's lifespan suddenly shorter?"

"This fish is very angry because of what happened to him, and he has high blood pressure, which affects the oxygen supply."

Jiang Xuan waited for the red light, his face speechless: "Can fish also have high blood pressure?" ”

"If there is blood, of course, there will be blood pressure, and if there is blood pressure, it will naturally lead to high blood pressure."

The system's answer is very concise and can be understood at once, but Jiang Xuan was not relaxed because of the answer, he didn't know if the fish's blood pressure was high or not, but he knew that his blood pressure was full.

This fish too, why is he still a grumpy old brother?

The grumpy carp listened to the man still bragging, wanted to refute but couldn't scold, it's like playing games and spraying teammates with each other in his previous life and was indeed banned, and he was watching others say his own food, the sense of substitution is too strong, and he is about to be sent to the ICU!

He couldn't stand this anger, and suddenly struggled violently, the man couldn't catch it for a while, and the big fish fell to the ground with his hands free.

Immediately after, the huge fish body was like an authentic carp, and it flew up in the air, and the tail of the fish slapped the man's face.

Syllable!

With a loud bang, the man was directly pumped backwards, and for a while, his brain was buzzing, and he sat on the ground fiercely, half of his face was visibly red and swollen.

The carp fell to the ground again, and he was also dizzy, but he was extremely satisfied, even though he could feel the accelerated loss of his life.

It's a big deal that I won't live in this life, and this slap has to be taken down for you, and I have to slap you in the face!

It's so grumpy!

It's a pity that after venting, there is emptiness.

Just entered the first-order demon beast, at most it is a big fish, can completely breathe out of the water at least the second order, although the first order can also last a long time in a waterless environment, but now it is seriously injured, just now it consumes a lot of energy.

"The system prompts that the carp's life has been attenuated again."

Jiang Xuan watched the number change from thirty to fifteen, and his heart was galloping: "What's wrong with this fish?" Cut Yang Shou in half? ”

The system summarized the situation very simply: "This fish was completely enraged by the big brother of the fisherman, and gave the other party a slap, the power consumption was too large, alas, it is not far from death." ”

"Did this big brother dry up with the fish?"

Jiang Xuan was speechless: "System, are you sure that this fish is depressed, not manic?" ”

Although he complained, Jiang Xuan still didn't take the system's words seriously, he didn't think that a fish would really get angry and hit people, that would be too scary, would he eat fish in the future?

The vegetable market was also made to laugh by the sudden slap of the carp, and it was full of joyful atmosphere.

The man who had been slapped to the ground slowly got up, shook his head and sobered up a little, sensing the ridicule of the crowd, he was so angry that he wanted to give the carp a kick.

But seeing those blood-red eyes, he hesitated, it was normal for the fish's eyes to be bloodshot and red due to lack of oxygen, but he seemed to really see anger in the fish's eyes, and he felt a little weird.

So he stopped bragging, and just wanted to sell the fish as soon as possible: "More than fifteen catties of wild carp, whoever wants to buy it will make a price." ”

The carp watched the other party put away the foot that was about to kick off, and then relaxed slightly, he thought that if this thing really dared to kick himself again, he must continue to give the other half of the other half a face.

"Lao Tzu has such a violent temper, I have to you if I don't want to die!"