"Isn't it cool to open a vest and win a Nobel Prize?

Sorry, I think it's low!

A lot of people say, 'Wow, you see he can win a lot of Nobel Prizes alone, it's great...... and I'll ask you, can't anyone else?

For example, Jean Pinault, who has written all his life, if he wears a vest, how many times can he win awards?

Another example is Konstantin, who discovered the theorem of thermodynamics, proposed the quantum hypothesis, and derived the Pullzmann constant, and he can also win several awards.

Stop blowing the vest to claim the prize!

Such people will only be nailed to the pillar of shame and spit on forever! ”

……

After Qin Yunchu finished reading this Weibo, Xiao Qing asked coldly: "Who sent it?" ”

"U-shaped needle."

Xiao Qing raised her eyebrows: "Is it the big V who does popular science?" ”

"That's right," Qin Yunchu's brows tightened, "Now, it's a bit of a black thing for Chen Ya." ”

"The U-shaped needle is paid." Gu Yuanzhen whispered on the side.

"Huh?" The girls looked up at him.

Gu Yuanzhen nodded and whispered, "Don't tell others, I contacted the navy just now." ”

He Shiying's eyes widened: "Are you looking for a water army?" ”

"Don't be so stupid and sweet," Gu Yuanzhen said, "Do you think netizens spontaneously support the Nobel Prize?" They all invited the water army. ”

Qin Yunchu nodded: "All the strangely one-sided remarks on the Internet are largely fanned by the water army. ”

"I've snooze on something, guess what?" Gu Yuanzhen whispered, "The U-shaped needle is just the vanguard, and there are a large number of medium V small V follow-up in three batches, and the echelon is advancing." ”

Qin Yunchu asked, "How do you know?" ”

"I bought the same water army," Gu Yuanzhen gritted his teeth, "The price has risen a lot." ”

He Shiying patted him very boldly: "You did a good job, is the money enough?" ”

"Whether I have enough money depends on how much is thrown away over there."

"You don't need to use money," Liu Ruyan, who seemed to have been outside the crowd, suddenly said, "Just say it in the group." ”

"Say it in the group? What swarm? Qin Yunchu asked.

"Didn't you add it?" Liu Ruyan said, "Heartbroken boys take in the group." ”

"Huh?"

"If they knew that the teacher was being bullied, they would definitely help." Liu Ruyan said, "The sisters are very powerful. ”

"Huh?"

……

In the human observation studio, because the on-site film crew was being adjusted, several guests sat there and played a role in stabilizing popularity.

Originally, I was just introducing some background materials of the Nobel Prize, and observing some comments on the Internet after the Nobel Prize judges spoke.

As a result, as he spoke, Gao Xiaobai began to talk about the train again.

Jupiter tried to pull the topic back several times, but he didn't stop Gao Xiaobai.

“…… I think we should humbly admit our mistakes this time," Gao Xiaobai said, "We should admit punishment and accept punishment, and we should hand it in. ”

Yu Hua asked in a weird way on the side: "Mr. Gao usually lives abroad, right?" ”

"I ...... Going abroad a lot. Gao Xiaobai was stunned for a moment, and then immediately said.

Yu Hua nodded: "Well, that's to consider the feelings of foreigners." However, don't the people in China have to always think about what others think like you? ”

Gao Xiaobai took the fan and said bitterly: "How can this be done? After offending people, I don't have a single friend, how can I mix in the international community in the future......"

Yu Hua said in a deep voice: "Is making friends by blindly bowing your head and giving in?" ”

"Where is there ...... to back down"

The big guy fights, and Jupiter hides and shives.

Her original duty was to control the scene, but the smell of gunsmoke was too strong at the scene, and she couldn't intervene.

At that moment, she suddenly screamed.

"The former two-time Nobel laureate, Modiano has spoken out on this matter!"

Gao Xiaobai and Yu Hua stopped arguing and looked at Jupiter.

Modiano is a French writer and the most uncontroversial Nobel Prize winner in recent years.

He usually lives a secluded life, as if in seclusion, but he has a very high voice in the foreign literary world.

In China, Modiano is a powerful weapon for literary and artistic youth.

Like Gao Xiaobai, in the year Modiano won the award, he boasted about how he went to his former home and holy land.

Hearing that the idol spoke out, Gao Xiaobai hurriedly stopped and asked, "What did he say?" ”

Jupiter looked at his phone and said, "He sent a very simple message, he said...... If the Nobel Prize is to be withdrawn from the awards of Dolstewski, Hemingway Faulkner, García Borges, and Haruki Kawabata, then it is recommended that Modiano also be withdrawn. ”

Gao Xiaobai glared: "What else?" ”

"It's gone."

"What does he mean by that?" Gao Xiaobai lost his mind.

"And more!" Jupiter exclaimed, "He sent another message, saying, 'I used to think that the Nobel Prize was to honor the most valuable and undifferentiated crystallization of the human spirit, rather than packaging itself as I thought it was, which is actually a dumping of discourse power.'" ’”

"But as things stand, the truth is more like the latter. So, please take my award and use it where you feel you need to spread your voice even more. ’”

Gao Xiaobai lost his voice a little after losing his mind: "Is he criticizing the decision of the Nobel Prize jury?" ”

Jupiter did not answer him.

It's been made clear.

If you want to take away the first few people, take mine as well.

"Another one!" Jupiter shouted, "Bob Allen sent a message too!" ”

Bob Allen is also a Nobel laureate.

Unlike Modiano, he was the most controversial winner.

He is not a writer, but a singer, songwriter.

His songs have a great influence in Europe and the United States.

When the Nobel Prize was awarded to him, it caused an uproar.

But in an uproar, his songs, which have accompanied three generations of Americans, have undoubted influence.

When he got old, he was still a maverick, and no one even knew where he was.

After winning the Nobel Prize, he still disappeared and did not go to receive the award at all.

A layer of fine sweat appeared on Gao Xiaobai's face, and he asked, "He, what did he say?" ”

Jupiter read: "The news he posted was simpler, he said, fortunately I didn't go to claim the award." ”

"Fortunately, I didn't go to claim the award......"

This ridicule of the Nobel Prize is almost overflowing from the text.

Yu Hua said quietly: "People who don't take the Nobel Prize seriously, I'm afraid they don't take the Nobel Prize seriously now." ”

"And! These celebrities have all collectively posted news! Jupiter looked at his phone and said in surprise, "And Yuichi Ishiguro and Ken Mishima, all of them have posted news." ”

"I don't see Haruki Kawabata's award as a shame, and Haruki Kawabata's work is a masterpiece of the most quaint wabi-sabi aesthetic in Japan, whether he is Japanese or not," said Mishima.

"Yuichi Ishiguro said that when he learned that Haruki Kawabata was not Japanese, 'I was greatly relieved and moved, and I began to understand the source of the subtle emotion of wandering that I had gained from his work.'" ”

"'I moved to England when I was a child, and culturally, I was like a homeless wanderer, with a sense of alienation and anxiety about myself.' ”

"'Haruki Kawabata, a Chinese from the other side of the sea, wrote the most Japanese work as a non-Japanese; For me, who is Japanese but alienated from Japan, I am very relieved and relieving. ’”

"'After learning his true identity, tonight, I decided to sleep with Haruki Kawabata's book.' ”