How long can a person wait for love?

The answer is fifty-one years, nine months and four days.

- "Love in the Time of Cholera"

Plant decay and the slightly pungent smell of ink, always reminiscent of hormones that have nowhere to be released, are unavoidable.

Liu Ruyan woke up from a bright yellow warm light, her back was sore and swollen, as if someone had been poured two bottles of lemonade in a row, and when she left the bar, she happened to be pushed by a passing bison.

She got up, propped her hands on the couch, and pressed out two bowl-shaped valleys (the couch showed off its softness to the fullest, and by the way, told her the cause of the backache), and a hair that had gone in the wrong place rolled between her fingers.

She pinched her hair and threw it in the trash can next to the coffee table, her lone hair between a few crumpled crumples of toilet paper and blackened banana peels.

Such a bad sleeping environment caused such a bad dream last night.

With her fluffy hair refusing to her scalp and as if she wanted to fly off the earth, Liu Ruyan sat dejectedly, sheets sliding down her bare shoulders.

She squinted, only to see that on the other side of the room where the bright yellow light came from, a man was already standing there practicing vacuum belly.

Liu Ruyan blushed a little, and quickly dragged the black bandeau and her body into the sheet from the pillow.

The sheets bulged like hills, like Doctor Who's strange machine, and after a shudder that seemed to be about to fall apart, the man became one with the bandeau chest.

Liu Ruyan stepped on the floor with bare feet, the silk suspender nightdress poured down, covering half of Bai Shengsheng's calves, the nightdress was attached to the body, and the lower abdomen was slightly convex, round, revealing the shape of a slender navel.

Still very insecure.

The sheets and sheets she had slept on last night were now like corpses twisted into strange shapes, and she stood like a crappy criminal who had committed a crime for the first time, frowning and thinking about what to do with the scene.

In the end, the girl used the technique of picking up flowers, picked up the two corners of the sheet, and jumped up with a "hey", like flying a kite, banishing the single high into the sky, almost with the dust on the ceiling to a magpie bridge meeting-style intimate contact.

The sheets were like snow in the north, fluttering back on the sofa, but folded in a different position. But the girl felt that she had fulfilled her duty, rubbed her eyes and walked to the living room to see Chen Ya, who was already in a hurry.

Chen Ya stood in front of the balcony window with his back to the whole room, wearing only a pair of undershirts and underwear.

The parallel rays of light between the two curtains cut his body into an outline.

Beyond his biceps and triceps, you can see the antenna of Jiangcheng CBD, and above his angular shoulder blades, you can see a huge billboard of a certain brand of liquor.

His figure formed an unstandard inverted triangle, and the skin on the lumpy muscles was tight and shiny like a bronze.

Liu Ruyan watched it for ten minutes unconsciously.

Chen Ya turned around, passed by her quietly, went back to his room, and when he came out again, he had already put on a pair of loose pants.

He walked to Liu Ruyan's side, and she realized that he was a head taller than herself, which was quite oppressive.

"In the future, you will have to clean up this kind of thing by yourself, I will only teach you once, remember it."

Chen Ya grabbed Liu Ruyan's sheet, his hands were like flowers, and the sheet shook out a few empty sounds in the air, and in an instant, the sheet had turned into a flat square and was gently thrown on the pillow she slept on last night.

Liu Ruyan's eyes widened, and he said, "Wait, wait...... I didn't see it clearly! ”

Chen Ya shrugged his shoulders and said, "Remember?" I said I would only teach it once. ”

After that, he walked to the bathroom, and Liu Ruyan followed behind, his little hands clenched into fists, dragging his sweatshirt, and repeating like a children's toy:

"I didn't see it clearly, I didn't see it clearly!"

In the end, Chen Ya became impatient and said, "I'll show you tomorrow, wash up first." ”

He pointed to the various utensils on the washstand and said:

"This toothbrush is yours, the toothpaste is this, this is your face towel, this is your bath towel, use this cup to catch water, foam spit in it."

Liu Ruyan fiddled with the toothbrush, marveling at its small size and much lighter weight than the toothbrush at home, and then she asked, "Where is the switch?" ”

Chen Ya looked at her a little speechlessly: "It's not electric, there is no switch, use your hands." ”

"By hand?" Liu Ruyan tilted his head.

Chen Ya sighed: "I'll demonstrate it to you, but I'll only do it once, so I'll see it." ”

He squeezed the toothpaste onto the toothbrush, one even, and she could smell the sweet mint smell in the air.

Liu Ruyan did the same, squeezed the toothpaste after him, and suddenly thought, is putting the toothbrush in his mouth like this later, is it considered indirect indirect kissing?

Chen Ya put the toothbrush in her mouth, and she also put the toothbrush in her mouth and stirred.

Brushing her teeth face-to-face, Liu Ruyan thought it was very interesting, and the corners of her mouth rose involuntarily, but fortunately, she was already brushing her teeth, and she couldn't see that she was smiling happily.

It's fun, but my wrist gets tired quickly.

"Brush for 5 minutes, or your teeth will become the color of stool, you know?"

In the midst of intimidation, Liu Ruyan persevered, but lost her appetite. Chen Ya said that when she had breakfast, she couldn't lift her energy until breakfast was served to the table by Chen Ya.

The steaming noodles were placed in front of Liu Ruyan.

The red soup (tomato soup), the green greens, the white noodles, and a fried browned egg pressed on top.

The noodles are in the soup bowl, as neat as the hair of the bride before the wedding.

If Liu Ruyan had a little knowledge of cooking, she would know that only a chef with deep chopstick skills could make such neat noodles.

It's a pity that she didn't, so she picked up the noodles and ate them.

"This kind of thing, you need to do it in the morning, I'll only demonstrate it once," Chen Ya said as she ate the noodles, "but you're still sleeping in the morning, so you missed the opportunity to demonstrate." ”

A noodle ran out of Liu Ru's cigarette holder.

"I didn't see it! I didn't see it! ”

"So that's where imagination comes into play."

“……”

Liu Ruyan's eyes are like oily noodle soup in a soup bowl, shining brightly.

"Okay," Chen Ya finally reluctantly compromised, "Tomorrow you get up early, I'll do it for you." ”

Liu Ruyan finished eating the noodles, and Chen Ya walked into the kitchen with a bowl, and Chen Ya put on rubber gloves.

"I'll do it later, you'll only demonstrate it once, right?" Liu Ruyan raised her face and asked.

Chen Ya was stunned for a moment and said, "Yes." ”

I have learned to answer.

"I kind of want to go to the toilet."

Liu Ruyan has been holding back since she got up in the morning.

"Then you go."

When Liu Ruyan finished flushing the toilet and ran to the kitchen again, Chen Ya just put the last bowl in the cupboard.

Liu Ruyan's eyes widened: "I didn't see it, I didn't see it!" ”

"Will you just say that? I'll show you at noon. Chen Ya took off his gloves, "Let's go, get dressed, and take you to grocery shopping." ”

When passing by Liu Ruyan, Chen Ya scraped her nose with his hand.

She covered her nose and blushed on the ground, as she had never seen such an action in her life, so she was in a state of uncertainty now.

She followed in small steps and grabbed the clothes on Chen Ya's back: "Are you dissatisfied with me?" ”