The 226th episode Wu Mengde smashed the flowers with his spicy hands
This hotel only has more than ten tables, and more than 50 people here in Cao Cao came in and sat down, filling the store to the brim.
The two stupid men didn't speak, their expressions were quite nervous, and they flew like shuttles, large plates of meat, scalded wine, and big steamed buns, all served on a table.
The woman grinned, only sat beside Cao Cao, and muttered coquettishly: "Oh, the guest officer is extraordinary, at first glance, he has eaten and seen, but my wilderness shop, but there is no good hospitality, and I will eat a bite, which is also the fate of you and me." ”
Cao Cao laughed and said, "Your steamed buns are extraordinary at first sight, and they must taste very good." ”
picked up a steamed bun and was about to eat it, when Wu Song and Shi Qian shouted in unison: "Brother, slow down!" ”
The two shouted, looked at each other, and Shi Qian smiled: "It turns out that the second brother also saw the clue." ”
Wu Song smiled, took a big white steamed bun and slapped it open, looked at it carefully, and looked at the woman with a smile: "Don't say some crooked words, just answer me, your steamed bun is human flesh and dog meat?" ”
The woman made a frightened gesture, put it on Cao Cao's body, and said with a smile: "Guest officer, look what your brother says!" In a peaceful world, where is the taste of steamed buns and dog meat? My family's big steamed buns, Jizu is yellow beef. ”
Shi Qian squatted on the chair and said with a smile: "This sister speaks, but it is not true, Shi walked the rivers and lakes, listened to a few words of gossip, and there was a saying: 'Big tree cross slope, who dares to pass the guest?' The fat ones are steamed buns, and the thin ones go to fill the river. 'Sister, are you lying to me for not being knowledgeable? ”
The woman was a little panicked, and hurriedly stretched out her arm to hug Cao Cao, desperately squeezed it over with her steamed buns, and said coquettishly: "Look at the guest officer, my family's small business can't withstand such slander, I am obviously a good steamed bun." ”
Cao Cao shook his shoulders and said with a smile: "This steamed bun is originally made of human flesh, don't you recognize it?" ”
The woman made a shy gesture and said, "Oh, I'm talking about this steamed bun!" On the other hand, he took a big steamed bun and put it in Cao Cao's hand.
Cao Cao broke the steamed bun, put it in front of his nose and sniffed it for a moment, then sighed and said, "That's it, this steamed bun is also human flesh." ”
Without waiting for the woman to speak, she shook it twice and held it up, saying, "Look at the hairs in this stuffing, aren't they like the hairs in the urine of a man?" You steamed buns, you have eaten an aphrodisiac! ”
After that, he threw away the broken steamed bun in his hand.
Sitting opposite Zong Yun'er, when she heard that it was a human flesh trade, she was already so angry that she raised her eyebrows, and now when she saw that the crime was confirmed, she scolded: "What a poisonous woman!" He kicked the chair away and smashed the glass with a crackle.
The woman hurriedly dodged, and like a big white snake without bones, she wrapped her hands and feet around Cao Cao's body, and out of nowhere, she pulled out a small knife and put it against Cao Cao's throat.
Her face also lost those charming charms, her face was full of anger, and she sneered: "Hmph! A group of ghosts who died horizontally, originally saw that there were many of you, and they didn't dare to mess with each other, and they wanted to deal with your past, but they wanted to be embarrassed by the old lady! In this case, everyone is simply dead in the net, is my 'dominatrix' Sun Erniang a person who is bullied? ”
After that, he glared at Wu Song: "You guy, don't you ask about human flesh and dog meat?" You don't know if you eat it! ”
glared at Shi Qian again: "Aren't you a singer?" Big tree cross slope, guests who dare to pass, come and come, you sing a hundred times, one less time, cut your tongue and drink! ”
glared at Zong Yun'er again: "And you little girl, want to spend the old lady's face?" Are you jealous that your wife is more beautiful than you? Let's see how the old lady is at your mercy! Your tender meat doesn't look like a dry cut beef, so you have to wrap it in steamed buns. ”
As he spoke, he pulled Cao Cao's head back again, squeezing the big steamed buns into shape: "And you are a color embryo!" The old lady has let you eat all the steamed buns, what kind of human meat and beef do you care about with me? ”
Cao Cao sighed: "It's too tight." ”
That Sun Erniang sneered: "Color, is it tight to your liking?" ”
Cao Cao shook his head with difficulty and said: "It's okay from a distance, it's so tight, but I smell that the lady has a bit of a fox smell, which can't help but spoil the scenery." ”
Sun Erniang was furious when she heard this, and was about to stab him out of anger, when suddenly Lao Cao hooked his left hand, and he didn't know where to rub and scratch the mother-in-law, Sun Erniang sighed softly, and couldn't help himself, and suddenly half of it was crispy, Cao Cao's right hand grabbed her wrist holding the knife, and kneaded the strength of countless cooking cakes, Sun Erniang only felt that the wrist bone was about to crack, and instinctively let go, and the short knife fell to the ground.
Sun Erniang's surprise was not trivial, and she hurriedly wanted to struggle to fight back, Cao Cao's left hand was touched again, and the mother-in-law screamed, and she couldn't tell whether it was pain or enjoyment, but she felt that her muscles and bones were soft all over her body, and the strength she had just lifted was all dissipated, Cao Cao pulled her right hand, dragged her to front of her and grabbed her, and said with a smile: "A woman's family, eating bear heart leopard gall? Dare to fight me hand-to-hand? ”
Sun Erniang realized that no one at the table showed a worried look, and obviously knew that she had no choice but to Cao Cao.
She didn't know that Zong Yun'er actually didn't know Cao Cao's methods, so she really didn't worry about Lao Cao's life or death.
The two stupid men saw that the proprietress was restrained, glanced at each other, and immediately raised the kitchen knife and rushed over, Liu Tang got up, cut over the two knives, and sneered: "The dog is guts." ”
Cao Cao said: "Time moves, go to the back to see what the situation of this store is." ”
Shi Qian Feiyun came back like a turn, and his face was already full of anger: "Brother, it is indeed a black shop, and there are still five or seven corpses hanging in the back of the stripping room, and there is no doubt that they are killing people and selling meat." ”
Cao Cao said with a cold face: "If it is a catastrophe in the world, a year full of hunger, I may still be willing to forgive you for your desire to survive, but although the world is not good now, there is no shortage of food in one bite, this is the first unforgivable!" I can also forgive you for killing people and killing people, just like a tiger and wolf eating people, but you have not only taken money, but also destroyed people's limbs, deceived good people into eating human flesh and making karma, this is the second unforgivable punishment! This lady, don't blame Wu for being ruthless! ”
When the woman heard this, her face changed color, and she begged for mercy: "Good man, spare me, I will definitely change my ...... in the future."
Zong Yun'er jumped up, and her eyes were round: "You have changed, can those who were eaten like cattle and sheep be resurrected?" "After that, he took out his sword and was going to kill Sun Erniang.
Cao Cao shook his head and said, "Such a wicked woman, don't dirty my little sister's hands." ”
After that, he touched Sun Erniang's throat with one hand, pinched it with force, only to hear the sound of the collapse, and the fat woman's head was as bright as a peach blossom, and she tilted to the side, her two big eyes stared at herself, but she no longer had the hot demeanor before.
Cao Cao was about to throw her body away, when suddenly a person rushed into the door, lifted a pole and stick, and saw that the mother-in-law was held in the arms of others, and the two guys died on the ground, and shouted in panic: "The good man is angry, and forgive, the villain has his own words." ”
Cao Cao smiled: "It's a pity that you didn't have a chance, but you came one step late." As soon as the hand was released, Sun Erniang's body slowly slumped and fell to the ground.
The man was stunned, his lips trembled twice, tears welled up in his eyes, he looked at Cao Cao and the others deeply, and suddenly shouted: "You madmen, kill people indiscriminately, she still owes me dozens of taels of food, and now that she has killed, will you come to pay me back?" ”
Cao Cao frowned and said, "Who are you!" ”
The man said: "I am a local vegetable grower, surnamed Zhang, people call me 'vegetable garden', this hotel has always been my big customer, and I settle accounts with him twice a year, and now you kill the boss, she still has dozens of taels of silver that have not been settled, isn't it hurting me?" ”
After that, he howled and cried.
There is a division of teachings: the half-world strong woman dominatrix, poor life chasing dust and sand. The ruthless black shop dances, and the tongue of the vegetable garden is bright.