Chapter 257 Where the Great Husband Should Go
How many mothers-in-law do you want?
When Han Shizhong said this, Shi Qian couldn't help but rub his eyes, looked closely, and confirmed that the piece of money he threw in his hand was definitely not a night pearl worth a huge amount, not even gold, just a mediocre piece of silver.
That's big enough! Shi Qian looked Han Shizhong up and down and decided that this person was by no means an ordinary person.
Cao Cao laughed and teased: "Brother Xian, Fan Lou has a tea circle, your ingot of silver is not enough." ”
Han Shizhong grabbed the silver with his hand, raised his eyebrows and said: "Brother Wu doesn't know, like Fan Lou and other places, it doesn't hurt to open your eyes occasionally, but it's boring to go often, you see that his customers there are all sour and sour people who have no power to tie the chicken, and those little ladies are also weak, and they cry and shout for mercy after a few times, how can I wait for a good man to go?" ”
Instructions for ranking officials: Since ancient times, most of those who can show the word "I am poor" in a generous and straightforward manner and have a strange angle are real heroes. It's just because only a really good man knows that nobility is in his heart, and all the clothes and silver, and the rank and title are insignificant, so he will never feel inferior to wealth because of poverty.
Cao Cao nodded secretly, but deliberately puzzled: "Where should a good man go?" ”
Han Shizhong smiled lewdly: "Don't ask, come with the little brother." ”
Cao Cao laughed and said: "My brother has moved from time to time, and he will also be disturbed." ”
Han Shizhong said boldly: "You and I hit it off at first sight, Brother Wu's brother is Brother Han." Saying that, he rushed to Shiqian and reported his fist: "In the Western Army, Han Shizhong, people in the army call me Han Wu!" ”
Shi Qian also returned the salute with his fists, baring his teeth: "Little brother Shi Qian, born as a snitch, I am called a drum flea in the rivers and lakes!" ”
He was fascinated by Shizhong's demeanor, and he glanced at it in his heart, so he deliberately pointed out his identity to see if the other party looked down on him like ordinary people.
Han Shizhong showed envy on his face: "Ah, disrespectful and disrespectful, if I have the ability to be a brother, I should take all the ill-gotten wealth in the world, and I will not worry about food and clothing for the rest of my life." ”
Shi Qian laughed and said to Cao Cao: "Brother, this Brother Han is really a good man who is upright and happy!" ”
At the moment, the three of them were happy, let Han Shizhong lead the way, walked through the streets and alleys, and walked to a lively place-
Here is a long alley, the doors on both sides, half-closed and half-open, many greased and powdered women, dressed in various colored clothes, leaning softly against the door frame like no bones, orchid fingers, small handkerchiefs, waving at people.
Han Shizhong said with a smile: "This place is still told to me by the Lord." Look at these girls, the night money only needs to be consistent and sufficient, and they swear to deal with you to the death, this is the real good girl. ”
Saying that he looked left and right, he led Cao Cao and Shi Qian to go straight inside, until they passed through seven or eight portals, and in the half door next to them, there was a fleshy lady leaning on her, grinning, and suddenly reached out and pinched Han Shizhong's arm, shouting: "Ah, this uncle is not a body of iron and steel?" Sturdy? Uncle, how can an ordinary mother-in-law withstand a bison-like man like you? If you go to someone else's house, the slave family is only afraid that you will cause a lawsuit. ”
Cao Cao took a look, this lady was about twenty-seven or eighteen years old, her appearance was mediocre, but she was born snow-white and delicate, her chest and clothes were held high, like two mountains, and she said secretly: That's it, isn't this the tender meat, white skin, and fat breasts that Han Wu likes?
Sure enough, when he looked at Han Shizhong, he smiled so much that his eyebrows and eyes were glazed, and he stretched out his hand to hug the lady and said, "Your sister is really knowledgeable, but what is her name?" ”
The lady grinned and said: "When I see that the uncle is from other places, if you are from Bianjing, who doesn't know the three famous prostitutes in Bianjing: Li Shishi, Zhao Yuannu, and Wang Sisi?" The slave family is Wang Sisi. ”
Han Shizhong laughed and said to Cao Cao: "Brother Wu, how about we go to this famous prostitute's house to collude?" ”
Cao Cao smiled: "You are a treat, and the two of us are as guests as you please." ”
Han Shizhong said happily: "Refreshing! When there are other sisters, they will be called out together, and they will serve my two brothers well, and they will be rewarded. ”
Wang Sisi listened to it and said: "But it's not a coincidental marriage made up by the old man?" There are two sisters in the family who are coming to visit the door - Xiangnu and Dahua, who come out to pick up guests. ”
"Sister, we're coming!" Before the person arrived, the sound arrived first, and the voice came, Lao Cao, an iron man, his legs and feet couldn't help but weaken, looked at the time, and said in surprise: "When did Tie Niu come to the capital?" ”
Shi Qian, who wore the palace and passed the prime minister's mansion, was like walking on the ground, and he couldn't help but turn pale: "Brother, why don't you go back first?" ”
Cao Cao hugged him and said, "Good brothers live and die together, where are you going?" ”
At this time, two figures came into view, one of them was eight feet tall, with two big feet like a boat, a red veil almost exploded, and his body was stronger than Han Shizhong. This uncle is so delicate, but it is just the appetite of the little slave. ”
As he spoke, he stretched out his big hand like a fan, pulled Shi Qian into his arms, and hugged the doll as if hugging it.
The other was of the usual color and figure, hugged Cao Cao's arm, and said coquettishly: "Uncle, the slave family is a fragrant slave." ”
Cao Cao let out a long sigh, and said fearfully: "Yes, I also think she should be a big flower." ”
Sisi, Xiangnu, and Dahua hugged the three of them, entered the inner room in one fell swoop, and asked, "Do you want to have a sip of tea first?" ”
Han Shizhong took out the five taels of silver from his arms, slapped it on the table, and said loudly: "What kind of bird tea to drink!" Today is this piece of silver, all the money spent in your house, and you look at the wine and food. ”
His silver is in excellent condition, and if it is exchanged for copper coins, it can be exchanged for thirteen or fourteen times.
Wang Sisi was overjoyed when he saw it, and hurriedly put it into his sleeve, and shouted at the top of his voice: "Wang Gou'er! ”
In a moment, a twelve or thirteen-year-old boy with two purring black eyes rushed in with a smile and kowtowed: "Hello uncles, hello sisters, I wish the little ones a wide range of wealth, and my sisters will attract wealth and treasure." ”
He kowtowed and stood respectfully aside, with a pleasing smile on his face.
Cao Cao saw that he was clever, and he was immediately happy: "This kid still loves his sister in his heart, and the uncles have opened up their financial resources, and they have all been recruited into the treasure by their sisters, isn't it?" ”
The boy didn't say a word, but laughed. Wang Sisi said with a smile: "Uncle, don't make fun of him, this child grew up eating hundreds of family meals, and of course he misses our sisters in his heart." ”
After that, he took out dozens of dollars and rewarded him, and said that he was not allowed to eat secretly, and when Wang Gou'er agreed, he gave him two full money, took a bamboo basket and filled it, and called him to buy some wine, flesh and fruit outside the alley.
Cao Cao smiled: "You sisters, you are kind-hearted, he runs errands for you, but he can also earn a piece of food and clothing." ”
Wang Sisi sighed and said: "This kid is also hard, his father is a military man, and his family lives in the alley next door. Chongning four years, the official family ordered three thousand forbidden troops, with Tong Guan to conquer the Western Xia, his father went without returning, he was a posthumous son, gave birth to him to raise him to four or five years old, his mother died of illness, the house was taken by relatives, only a room was left with him, fortunately, this child is clever, see the sky on our street, do a small low to earn food and clothing, this is a small life. ”
Cao Cao was moved when he heard this: "It's not easy. ”
Han Shizhong laughed and said, "Brother Wu, what's not easy about this? The people of Bianliang have been too peaceful for a long time, and they feel strange, and they are placed with us, and there are thousands of such things. Don't talk about others, the younger brother died at the age of seven and his father and mother, and he also relied on the fireworks alley and the casino to mess around, and he had to live and join the army at the age of fifteen. ”
As they were talking, the boy came back with a basket full of them, and set it on the table with his hands and feet as fast as he could.
Cao Cao saw that he was diligent and neat, and became more and more happy, and teased him: "Wang Gou'er, is your name called Gou'er?" ”
Wang Gou'er set the table, stood up, and said with a smile: "Uncle said that he was joking, dogs and dogs, but it was my sister and uncle who were able to call their mouths." Xiao Ke's real name is Wang Zuo, and Wang Zuo's talent is the Wang Zuo who was chosen for me when his father was still alive. ”
Cao Cao laughed: "What a Wang Zuozhicai!" It seems that your father expects a lot from you. Child, you are here to make a living, even if your sisters take care of you and have no worries about food and clothing, it is difficult to learn skills, without skills, how to become Wang Zuozhicai? ”
When Wang Zuo heard this, he straightened his chest: "How does the uncle know that Xiao Ke has no skills?" In the north of Bianliang City, there is a sword qi rushing to the sky, the hall owner Xiahou Hu Xiahou Mr. is a first-class talent in the world, Xiao Ke often goes to ask him for advice, he does not give up, teaches me to read and read clearly, and also passes me a knife technique. ”
Han Shizhong laughed when he heard this: "Dog, that gentleman is just bluffing you, you think, he is the master of the Sword Qi Rushing Hall, why doesn't he pass on the sword technique, but the sword technique of you?" ”
Wang Zuo's face turned red when he heard this, he gasped for breath, glanced at Wang Sisi, swallowed his anger, and saluted with his hands crossed: "Sisters, entertain distinguished guests, and the younger ones go." ”
Cao Cao liked him very much, and when he heard him mention Xiahou Hu, he felt more and more fateful, and when he saw him angry, he was worried that it would ruin the business of Wang Sisi and others, so he couldn't bear it, and loved him more and more, and immediately shouted: "Where to go!" Children, listen to me, the eldest husband is a man in the world, some things can be endured, some people don't have to endure, my brother is laughing at you for not knowing how to swordsmanship, you can show it, let him open his eyes, wouldn't it be good? ”
Han Shizhong said with a smile: "Yes, dog, you should show your sword skills to the master, if it is really extraordinary, the master will reward you with five taels of silver." ”
Wang Zuo turned his head to look at Wang Sisi, Wang Sisi smiled and said, "Since the uncles love to watch you play martial arts, why don't you play it once?" Wait! ”
She twisted her fat waist, went to the kitchen to get a kitchen knife, made a rope, tied it firmly to the bamboo pole where the clothes were dried, and handed it to Wang Zuo.
When Han Shizhong saw it, he laughed and fell, but Wang Zuo was full of solemnity, took it in his hand, glanced at Han Shizhong, walked to the patio, pricked himself, drank lightly, and danced.
After dancing seven or eight moves, Cao Cao only felt that his old eyes were sour, and he couldn't help but cry: My family's Miaocai's knife technique, after all, has been inherited.
There are teachings: Guan Gong is brave and fierce Huang Zhonggao, my brother Miaocai is also good at knives, tiger steps are like gods flat Longright, and the sudden fire retreats and surpasses.
(End of chapter)