One hundred and one. will also scold people, change it to mildly mentally retarded.
In the early morning, after the first rays of light appear in the sky, the fiery red sun of summer soaks the world at a rapid speed.
Jiang Xuan slowly woke up after half of his face was burned by the scorching sun through the window, changed his clothes and pants, and hung yesterday's pants on the hanger on the side.
Besides, if you have to go to a picnic and wear trousers, you will definitely look weird.
Jiang Xuan changed into casual shorts and went straight to the cafeteria.
As soon as he left the dormitory door, a young man in a white coat with a pair of blue-rimmed glasses suddenly walked out of the next room, and his first reaction when he saw Jiang Xuan was to nod and smile.
Then the other party stretched out his hand, Jiang Xuan also subconsciously shook his hand, and the man in the white coat smiled: "Hello Dean Jiang, I am Zhao Kong, a new doctor, please take care of me." ”
Jiang Xuan returned a smile, this doctor looks quite normal, it's really good, the system is currently only Hu Li's creation seems to be a little convulsive, I don't know what the principle is.
"Hello, hello."
After greeting each other, the two walked out of the dormitory building side by side, and there was no more verbal communication.
It wasn't until they walked to the door of the cafeteria that the two were about to part ways, and Jiang Xuan saw that Zhao Kong didn't want to eat, so he asked, "Doesn't Dr. Zhao eat?" ”
"No, I'll go see the patients first."
"Okay." Jiang Xuan watched Zhao Kong leave, his eyes full of approval: "What a good doctor who is conscientious!" ”
Jiang Xuan couldn't help but get entangled, should he take Zhao Kong or Qin Xiaoyu to the camp?
Jiang Xuan pondered blindly as he walked into the cafeteria, holding a bowl of porridge and began to think about who to bring.
Gu Chunfeng first ruled out that when he was in his nineties, he took him to climb the mountain, did he dislike the old man for not dying fast enough?
Long Yugang and Ye Xuanzi can be brought, after all, Long Yugang is demented, and it is much better than those crazy guys.
In addition, Ye Xuanzi, who is not seriously ill and lives like a normal person, can also help take care of Long Yugang, this couple is good.
If the big carp are considered patients, it should be a good choice to pick them up and take them away, but unfortunately it is very troublesome to operate.
As for Ying Zheng and Bu Po Zhenyue, these two have only been here for a long time, and they still need to be observed for the time being, especially Ying Zheng, who ran to the dormitory at night and dragged his pants.
Will this take him to camping?
What if you go into your own tent at night, it's scary.
Jiang Xuan crossed out two more people in his heart, and then remembered Ah Gua, Ah Gua is a very obedient child, maybe he can bring it.
[The system prompts the host that Agua only wants to stay in the sanatorium and does not want to leave, and it is very difficult to take it out.] 】
"Then I don't have a choice?" Jiang Xuan calculated like this, only Gu Xuan's trio remained, the most unreliable trio.
"Then pick these five."
Jiang Xuan was a little helpless, if he could, he really didn't want to take these three people out, these three people's brain circuits were weird, which was rare in the world.
[The host has selected personnel, the special mission summer camp has been opened, the activity route has been planned, the minibus has been parked in the parking lot, and the hotel has been booked tonight, and it is ready to go at any time. 】
A string of information echoed in Jiang Xuan's head, Jiang Xuan looked at the itinerary plan, set off at noon, almost the sun set and settled in the hotel in the small town near Longya Mountain, and climbed the mountain early tomorrow morning.
The planning is indeed well organized, and Jiang Xuan does not intend to raise objections.
And Dr. Zhao Kong also came to the door of the ward that did not break the true moon.
Bupo Zhenyue, who was seriously injured and lying on the bed, was looking at the ceiling at the moment, and the injury that he thought was certain to die last night was actually better after a good night's sleep?
Bu Po Zhenyue recalled the injection Qin Xiaoyu gave herself, and it turned out that the warm current and healing she felt was not an illusion, but that the injection was originally used to save her life.
Squeak......
Bu Po Zhenyue saw Zhao Kong, who was wearing a white coat, slowly walking into the ward, and when she saw the white coat, she remembered Aunt Zhang's white bib in the cafeteria and Qin Xiaoyu's white nurse's uniform.
Now there is a white coat that is standard for doctors, and the whole person is not good if he does not break the real moon, and he doesn't want to see white clothes in his life.
Barely supporting his weak body to sit up, looking at the doctor who came here, the two looked at each other, Zhao Kong spoke first: "I am the attending doctor here, and now I have some questions for you to answer here to diagnose your psychological problems." ”
Bupo Zhenyue remembered that this is a mental hospital, but he doesn't have any mental illness at all, but his physical condition needs to be worried?
Zhao Kong looked at the paper in his arms and directly began to ask: "Let's test your intelligence first, one plus one is equal to how many, please answer within ten minutes." ”
Bu Po Mazuki's hand hidden in the quilt slowly clenched, if it weren't for the fear that he wouldn't be able to beat him, he would have gone crazy on the spot.
One plus one equals how many it is, and you can answer it in ten minutes, who do you look down on?
But now people have to bow their heads under the eaves, and the true moon slowly squeezes out a word from between his teeth: "Two." ”
Zhao Kong ticked a tick on the paper, and then asked a new question: "The second question, test your multiplication, 84374354658 multiply by 78548757231 equals, please answer within ten seconds." ”
Don't break the real moon and be stunned now, what's the problem?
In addition, one plus one takes ten minutes, so why is this question ten seconds?
Although the computing power of the Jindan period is very high, the topic that ordinary people cannot mentally calculate is just a piece of cake for the Jindan immortals, but this is too outrageous, and the key is that there is still a time limit......
The opportunity to answer was fleeting, and Zhao Kong directly crossed the question: "Ten seconds have passed, and the answer has failed." ”
"I can't do the second question, and there is no need to take the rest of the test." Zhao Kong sighed, and read it out while writing on the paper: "I don't know simple arithmetic, and I am identified as severely mentally handicapped." ”
If you don't break the real moon, you can't understand what the other party is doing, this is called simple arithmetic?
Surely this is not for your own amusement?
Bu Po Zhenyue really couldn't help the anger that had been suppressed since yesterday, and broke out a dirty word: "Nima, you are mentally retarded!" ”
As soon as he said this, he regretted it if he didn't break the real moon, he just scolded a guy he would never be able to provoke?
Just when Bu Zhenyue was frightened, Zhao Kong was not as angry as he imagined, but smiled and crossed out the conclusion just now: "Will you question the doctor, change it to a mild retarded." ”
The heart that was raised by the real moon was finally put down, as long as the other party didn't do anything to him, he was mentally retarded, and he was stupid.
I'm a fool!
What's more, now I have changed myself to a mild mental retardation.
Bupo Zhenyue smiled happily, it's good to be mentally handicapped, it's good to be alive!