One hundred and six. Do you want electric offal? Roasted kidneys?
Lu Buping fell to his knees, the scorching sun reflected on his back, but it did not bring a trace of warmth, because the fact that Dean Jiang wanted to let himself leave made his heart freeze instantly.
Jiang Xuan touched his chin for some reason, with his life experience, he couldn't understand why a healed mentally ill person would refuse to leave.
"System, you still have a bit of a problem with this electrotherapy, right?" Jiang Xuan asked silently in his heart.
After waiting for a while but not getting an answer from the system, Jiang Xuan looked at the uneven road, the eye-catching explosion head really didn't look like a normal person......
"You clean up your scorched hair first." Jiang Xuan didn't care whether the other party left or not, but because the system was very unreliable, he still made a decision: "Stay in the hospital for observation for a while." ”
Lu Buping heard Jiang Xuan speak before he slowly raised his face and stayed in the hospital for observation......
Could it be that he did something wrong that Dean Jiang wanted to get rid of himself?
Lu Buping looked at Jiang Xuan and fell into deep thought.
This stupid and motionless look at himself fell in Jiang Xuan's eyes, and it was obvious that he couldn't react.
Jiang Xuan recalled what he had just said, is it difficult for a normal person to understand these four words of hospitalization and observation?
Looking at the other party's demented appearance again, Jiang Xuan was even more convinced to guess, although this thing's mental illness was cured, it seemed a little wrong?
And this sluggish look, what's the matter, there's a delay?
Before, this kid was very quick to react to what he said, as if he could reflect it in five milliseconds like a creature called a fly in nature.
Now it's really like being fooled by the current, and there seems to be a delay in the response to his own words, and it seems that there is not only 22 milliseconds or 35 milliseconds, but at least 220 delays.
And still say that there are no side effects?
Isn't this electricity a high-ping warrior?
Lu Buping, who was thinking for a long time, kept recalling what Dean Jiang had just said, and finally clapped his palms: "I understand!" ”
Dean Jiang wants to formally accept himself, but he still needs to observe and assess himself for a period of time, in fact, the focus of this passage is on the front, his own hair!
As a student recognized by Dean Jiang, you must maintain a neat and tidy appearance.
Jiang Xuan was stunned in place, he didn't approve of the other party's behavior, didn't he just ask you to cut your hair and stay in the hospital for observation?
Is it difficult to understand such a simple two sentences?
It took so long to react, but at least I was able to communicate normally, but I hope that the other party's sluggishness is only temporary.
Lu Buping stood up, stretched out his right hand, pressed his fluffy exploding head, and then wiped it gently.
It was like the explosion head of the bushes being wiped by this, directly turning into flying black ash and going away with the wind.
Only the uneven road was left with a shiny head.
The smooth and round scalp was dazzling under the sunlight, and Jiang Xuan was so stabbed by the sudden reflection that he couldn't open his eyes.
No wonder the system said that the side effects were erased, the hair was scorched into ashes, and the person was fine, if the side effects were not erased, this person was afraid that he could not directly take a small box and pack it?
Regarding the fact that the other party said that he understood, and then became bald, Jiang Xuan didn't want to delve into it further, although it looked weird like a light bulb, but at least it was neat.
Lu Buping still didn't get up, and his kneeling body on the ground slowly leaned down: "Thank you Dean Jiang for your kindness, please accept my worship!" ”
The shiny head slowly hit the concrete floor, stirring up half of the dust in the head.
This grandfather and grandson seem to be thieves who like to kowtow to people?
The same is the same as yes.
When Lu Buping saw that Dean Jiang was going to bend down to support him, he hurriedly refused and stood up by himself, but Jiang Xuan hurriedly bent down to support him, and the other party's actions reminded him of the scene of the old grandfather kowtowing to him a few days ago.
Still bent respectfully all the time.
Lu Buping's sincere and frightened appearance fell in Jiang Xuan's eyes, making people murmur in their hearts, isn't this the same as the effect of some informal electrotherapy places reported in the previous life?
Jiang Xuan frowned, this kid wouldn't be giving electricity some psychological shadow, right?
"Is this shock painful for you, if it makes you uncomfortable, please say it."
Lu Buping raised his head in astonishment, and his heart was full of emotion, Dean Jiang gave such a great opportunity, and he was still caring about his body.
"I'm fine, Dean Jiang, although there will be some pain during the electric shock, but now I am comfortable and my thoughts are clear, which is unprecedented comfort!"
Jiang Xuan was a little incomprehensible, why did he have an electric shock, his speaking style had changed, but he could barely speak normally, but can electric shocks really make people's thoughts clear?
Lu Buping continued: "If I can, I hope to be able to call it often in the future!" ”
As soon as he said this, Jiang Xuan heard it with black lines in his head, what kind of thing do you want to use electricity often in the future, do you put it aside for massage?
"System, are you sure he's mentally cured?" The confusion in Jiang Xuan's heart continued to spread: "Why don't I believe it so much? ”
[The host can rest assured, what the patient thinks and feels is real, without a trace of conjecture, the electrotherapy produced by the system is so beautiful, it can make the user feel comfortable, expel distracting thoughts, and strengthen the body, it is normal for patients to be obsessed with this feeling. 】
Jiang Xuan felt more and more that the system was unreliable: "Don't you mean that the patient is addicted?" ”
"It's so strange to be addicted to electric shock, I'll let him out like this, the system of electrotherapy you do may be really good, but the electricity outside the sanatorium is completely different. If he goes to a normal society and touches the electric door by himself, won't it be over? ”
[Host, please rest assured, only the electrotherapy in our sanatorium can satisfy him, even if he wants electricity in the outside world, as long as he tries it once, he will understand the difference.
Jiang Xuan only felt a headache, and the system was really unreliable: "Try it again, can you try it?" This thing can't be tried once, but I don't want to have a next time! ”
[The electrotherapy produced by the system is really very comfortable, beautifying and prolonging life, and the host can give it a try. 】
"I'll try your mother!"
Lu Buping didn't know what Jiang Xuan was thinking now, but instead mustered up the courage to put forward the question in his heart: "Dean Jiang, why didn't this electric shock be carried out thoroughly, otherwise it would be done again?" ”
Jiang Xuan secretly said in his heart that it was not good, good guy, is he really addicted to electricity?
Lu Buping continued to talk about his physical condition changed by the super current: "I don't think my five internal organs have been completely changed by the current, otherwise I will be charged again?" ”
Jiang Xuan frowned when he heard this, what is this?
The internal organs still want to be completely changed once, and Jiang Xuan's physical knowledge cannot understand the so-called electric current changing the internal organs.
What the hell?
Electric current changes the internal organs?
Roasted kidneys?
I'm thinking that this thing is not delicious to grill, so I want to grill it with charcoal......