Chapter 1 There is no door, no faction, and no faction
"There is no sect and no faction in the next place, please also look at the face of our sect and give an account." An unkempt seventeen-year-old man said with a smile.
This person's surname is And, and his name is Wudi.
Why is it called that? His master gave him a casual name.
"Didn't you say you had no sect? Why is it just for the sake of your sect's face? Just you, the turtle son, don't match the preface and the afterword, and you are still invincible? Give the old lady a hard beating! ”
The old bustard of Baihualou gave an order to the nursing homes.
Four or five guards surrounded him in the middle, and their fists, feet, and sticks smashed him.
He held his head, squatted on the ground, and was still chattering with dissatisfaction in his mouth as he was mercilessly beaten:
"Didn't you just touch the thigh of the red-sleeved girl? And it won't drop a piece of meat. If you don't touch it, you won't touch it, so why bother with your hands and feet? This fight is too rude! ”
The old bustard became even more angry when he heard this: "It's okay to eat and drink for nothing, and dare to touch our girl's thigh if you have no money?" The old lady opened a green building, not a good hall. If you want to touch the girl, take the money. ”
"Oops! Oops! Hey! Tap! Oops······"
And while carrying the stick that fell on his body, Wu Di said dissatisfiedly:
"Buy an orange and let you taste a sour mouthful? Do you have to touch it to find out if your girl's skin is slippery? ”
"Hey! You turtle son, dare to quibble with the old lady? ”
The more the old bustard listened, the more angry he became, his eyes rolled, and he said with a fake smile:
"And do you think Redsleeves' skin is slippery?"
The nurses, who had been beaten and sweated all over their heads, couldn't help but stop their movements after hearing the question asked by the bustard, and looked back suspiciously, as if they also wanted to know the answer.
Seeing that the nurses stopped, they slightly parted their hands to protect their faces, and showed a shrunken smile from the gap between their hands.
A word popped out of his mouth: "Slippery!" ”
When the nurses heard this, they slowly turned their heads in surprise, looked at Hewu Di again, and raised their sticks in their hands.
I thought to myself, "Is this kid not eating enough sticks?" Want to add a meal? Dare to speak like that. ”
Seeing that the situation was not good, Wu Di hurriedly shrank into a ball and continued to protect his face with his hands.
The old bustard stretched out a hand in front of him and said lightly:
"Since you think it's slippery, then give money!"
And Wu Di poked out his face slightly, and quickly replied with two words:
"No money."
When the old bustard heard this, the anger in his heart erupted like a volcano, and the voice in his mouth changed from small to loud:
"I've never seen such a brazen person, beating the old lady. If you don't have money, you still learn to visit the kiln and beat it hard. ”
The nurses did not hesitate, and greeted them again.
And Wu Di has been beaten to the ground and rolled up, but no matter how the nurses beat him, he only protects his face.
After fighting for a long time, the nurses have already weakened their hands and feet, but Wu Di has just kept screaming "ahhhhhhhh
The nurses waved the wooden sticks with their already very weak arms, and as soon as they snorted, he said perfunctorily, "Ah! "A bang.
After another blow, he gave a perfunctory "Ah! "A bang.
I don't know how long it took, the nurses no longer had the strength, so they threw down the wooden sticks in their hands and gasped for breath.
"Whew······ Phew······ Phew······ This stinky boy is too thick to beat, in terms of anti-beating, he is indeed invincible, or mom, you will come next? ”
One of the guards weakly handed the wooden stick in his hand to the old bustard.
"I think he's shameless and invincible."
The old bustard looked at these nursing homes that had lost their strength, and he was even more angry, and took the wooden stick with a scolding:
"Why did you raise such a bunch of rice buckets like you? The old lady came by herself. ”
As he spoke, the old bustard rounded his arm and hit him with a stick.
There was a "click", and when the stick touched the body, it snapped.
"Ahh A very perfunctory scream came from the mouth of the man.
"You're a fart!" The old bustard roared angrily.
The old bustard looked at the stick in his hand and was stunned, and for a while he wanted to cry.
"Such a thick stick has been broken, but this turtle son is like a normal person."
The old bustard had words of suffering in his heart.
Seeing that the nurses were all in the intermission, the bustard also stayed in place and did not continue to move.
And Wu Di also sat up from the ground, rubbing the beaten parts of his body, feeling that it was just someone else scratching him.
After a few moments, the nurses also regained some strength, and one of them spoke:
"Mom, do you want to continue?"
The old bustard raised the broken stick in his hand, his expression was angry at first, and then turned to helplessness.
She threw the short stick on the ground casually, and said dejectedly:
"Forget it, forget it, I know that I can't beat him to death, so throw him out for me."
When the guards received the order, they were stunned for a moment, and then they surrounded him again.
According to the previous practice, and the beating that Wu Di suffered, there should be a second half.
And now even the old bustard has become numb, and every time he finds out that he wants to prostitute for nothing, he asks the nurses to beat him severely.
But no matter how he beat it, every time he beat the stick until it broke, he was like a man who had nothing to do.
In the end, the object of hardship and suffering became the nursing home, and the one who was tired was the bustard.
And Wu Di skillfully lay on the ground and spread his limbs, and the nurses also skillfully carried him to the door.
The one who was lifted up said loudly:
"You have to believe me, I won't prostitute for nothing, when I have money, I will give money."
As soon as he finished speaking, the four nurses directly threw him on the street and threw him into a dog and ate.
Then, the old bustard walked from the inside to the door, and shouted at him:
"Every time I say to give money, and every time I don't bring money, my mother's ears can afford to hear cocoons! Tell the old lady well, don't come back in the future, if I see you sneaking in again, the old lady will replace the stick with iron and kill you turtle son. ”
The old bustard made up his mind, if he still dared to come, he would replace the stick with iron, and the iron would always fight.
"Kill you turtle son!"
The nursing home that threw him out also cursed, and viciously made a gesture to beat him, so as to threaten him. If you dare to take advantage of the girl in the building next time, you will beat him to death.
And Wu Di slowly got up from the ground, patted the dust on his body, and muttered in a low voice:
"If you can't kill me, I'll come back."
Then his expression was very depressed, and he sighed in his heart:
"This red-sleeved girl is too outward! Just touched her thigh, and she called the bustard to beat me, it was too violent, not as gentle as the girl in Tsing Yi. ”
Thinking of this, his expression seemed a little fluttery:
"But······ The red-sleeved girl's thighs are really slippery! White and slippery! If only I could sleep with my arms in my arms! ”
Just as he was in a deep lewdness, an obese young man, panting, shouted in a panic as he ran:
"Senior Brother Wudi, it's not good! Senior Brother Wudi, it's not good! ”