Before I knew it, 270,000 words had been written in this book, and it will be on the shelves at 0:00 a.m. tomorrow.

In fact, because of the epidemic in the past few days, I have worked overtime and had a lot of fun, and the manuscripts have been consumed, and today I went home and saw a lot of draft box backstage, I was like the colonel in "The Colonel Who Didn't Send Him Letters", and I wanted to eat.

I can't help but think of ten years ago, when I was seventeen or eighteen years old, I would never have imagined what I look like now-

With two dark circles under his eyes, hungry lines at the corners of his mouth, and a mysterious smile from time to time, he was trying to figure out how to deceive readers of small money.

- This is exactly what I hated the most when I was seventeen or eighteen.

At the age of seventeen or eighteen, I had just entered college, and I stood freely on the earth, a man who aspired to stand at the top of the chain of contempt.

In order to prove his taste, he squatted in the school library and read all the names written in the history of literature with the momentum of a copyist.

Flaubert, Maupassant, Dickens, Alexandre Dumas, Shakespeare, Stendhal, Voynich, Chekhov, George Bernard Shaw, Kafka, Joyce, Woolf, Proust, Pushkin, Tolstoy, Dostoevsky, Saint-Exupéry, Bunin, Camus, Sartre, Goethe, Baudelaire, Calvino, Modiano, Nabokov, Turgenev, Shokhorov, Rabindrana, Romain Rolland, Milan Kundera, Ruguo Maoba Lao Cao, Yu Dafu, Qian Zhongshu, Shen Congwen, Zhang Ailing, Su Tong, Yu Hua, Ge Fei, Mo Yan, Rean Xue, Zhang Xianliang, Yan Lianke, Jia Pingwa, Wang Xiaobo, Ryunosuke Akutagawa, Matsumoto Kiyohari, Osamu Dazai, Yasunari Kawabata, Yukio Mishima, Junichiro Tanizaki, Kenzaburo Oe, Haruki Murakami, Nobomi Morimihiko, Nanae Aoyama, Mark Twain, Hemingway, Faulkner, Salinger, Anthony, Fitzgerald, Neruda, Marquez, Borges, Paul Coelho, Llosa......

These are the best writers in the world, and this writer can go on for a long time, but if I write too long and deviate from the topic, it will make people think that I am pretending to be forced, so I will not continue. Anyway, you know, I read them in the dark, and I knew them better than my own toes.

Earlier, I wrote that the protagonist won the Nobel Prize in Literature, and many readers complained about it, isn't this nonsense? It's too, it's too......

Perhaps they feel that the Nobel Prize in Literature is very high, and the author does not deserve to copy.

Actually, I think it's okay.

(A literary award, even Tolstoy didn't win it, what's so great about it?) ）

You can trust me to believe the nonsense I wrote. You may never read the writers I write about in your lifetime, but that's okay because I read them for you (I'm so gentle).

It can be understood that others are eating grass and milking cows, but I am eating milk and milking grass, and I read so many books ten years ago just to write such a pretending bridge now.

So when reading this book, don't think about it. Don't try to understand, just feel.

Although it seems a little late to say it now.

Also, as someone who aspires to be at the top of the chain of contempt, I'm targeting Martin Scorsese in the literary world, and I can list a musical version, a movie version, and in short, a work of human culture that goes down in history.

In the following article, you will see these palace-level music, movies, etc., which I shamelessly copied into the resume of the protagonist. Remind you in advance, don't take your brain with you, just feel it to the fullest. I've already helped you appreciate those awesome works (I'm so gentle).

……

Back ten years ago, it was when I was at my most agile and arrogant.

At that time, I was writing in places like Zhihu and Jianshu, and I casually gained tens of thousands of fans, so I felt that I was very powerful.

Some magazine editors came to me and asked if I could authorize the article to publish it. I said no problem, but I still haven't been called, and they haven't even asked for my bank card number.

There was also a big incident that asked me if I wanted to go to Shenzhen to write for them, and I said that I hadn't graduated yet, and I didn't want to go to Shenzhen (fortunately, I didn't).

went out to socialize with the girls from other colleges, and they said that Ling was that Chen Yeliang? Our teacher also read your essay in class, but I didn't expect you to be so young. I said, where, where.

There are all kinds of things like that, which make me feel invincible in myself, and then I come to the starting point to write online articles, and I feel that just online articles, when toilet paper, I can't wipe my buttocks, and I can't catch it at my level? And then it hit the streets.

Even the prettiest girl in school didn't dare to humiliate me like the starting point.

But my reaction was: woman, you have piqued my interest. So I got on the bar with the starting point, and now I'm immersed in the fight against it.

I thought I could write like this, but I didn't expect that the trick of fate would always surprise everyone, and for five or six years after graduating from college, I barely wrote a novel.

My mother was diagnosed with a brain tumor, and after battling it for two years, she passed away.

In the last days of her life, I squatted in the village to engage in prevention and control, and ate three boxes of Master Kong's instant noodles in two months, but after Hubei successfully ended the lockdown, she left.

The older you get, the easier it is for the glow of youth to fade, and finally it becomes simply a matter of judging whether a person has a dazzling brilliance by income.

Unconsciously, no one is interested in talking to me about Gun Flower, Nirvana or "The Gate of the Destiny Stone", and my remarks in people's mobile phones have also changed from a three-word name to a certain in the XX department.

Too many people ask me, how much do you earn now, have you ever considered buying a house, not paying off the loan, when will you buy a car? What brand of car are you going to buy? ……

Before she died, my mother said that I was the trumpet she opened, and she believed that I must be great. Or rather, it's inherently remarkable, but it lacks a way to show. I understand this "pathway" as something like a well in Haruki Murakami's novel, or a certain cavity connecting the real world and the world of little people, in short-

I finally realized that I really needed a worldly success.

Then I picked up the pen again, picked up the account I started with, and started writing the novel again.

I decided to make writing a lifelong career because I like things simple and straightforward.

The relationship between the author and the reader is simple enough. I'll write for you, and you make money to support me. I am afraid that the only profession comparable to this relationship is to be supported by a rich woman.

This simplicity makes the goal clear: as long as I write something that everyone likes to read, that's enough.

So now, every day when I come home from work, I sleep until 12 o'clock at night, get up and code until 7 o'clock, lie down and sleep for an hour, and then go to work.

Every day, with dark circles under my eyes, hungry lines at the corners of my mouth, my mind is full of thoughts - what plot is better to write tomorrow, and when I think of the excitement, the corners of my mouth show a mysterious smile, my colleagues don't know what I'm doing, thinking that this guy is crazy.

But whether it is staying up late and hurting my liver, or being dizzy and swelling and walking and hitting the door, at least I now have a simple and direct source of happiness-

What I write, you can just like it.

I hope that I will continue to write like this in the future, and you will always enjoy reading it.

To sum up: I want to use stories to bring smiles to everyone's faces!

Thanks to the editor Ziliang, when I wrote this book, as soon as I chased it, he ran over to break my Dao heart, and I had to coax him, lie to him and say that everything was under control, and then complete the Jedi turnover, it's just a combination of waste wood editors and fierce authors, and the CP sense is full. It doesn't matter, I love him.

Thanks to everyone in the White Rose editorial team, you can tolerate me going crazy every day in the signing group, always supporting me, encouraging me, and molesting me behind my back. Although I don't know who reported me twice, my QQ account was blocked for 8 days, and I will be a dog if I send a color map in the future.

Thank you for working tirelessly and diligently than me, and thank you to all the readers who have rewarded and supported, your support is the confidence for me to let go of my hands and feet.

Thanks to Vera, the sense of oppression is very strong, and the motivation is very strong, if it wasn't for her spur (or bullying), this book may have collapsed because I let myself go.

Finally, a little begging for a first order.

It's on the shelves, and as is customary, I have to add more (even if my ability is limited and I don't have any manuscripts in storage).

Guaranteed 2 changes, plus one change for every 500 first orders, no cap.

One alliance leader adds 5 more, and 2 alliance leaders add 10 more. A silver ...... Why are you fighting Bai Yinmeng, do you want me to be tired to death?

The first chapter will be released in the early hours of tomorrow morning, and then updated according to the specific situation......

Okay, I've written more than 2,000 words, and for the sake of my physical and mental health, I won't continue to write the rules (it's so uncomfortable to write this thing).

Finally, I wish the readers eternal happiness in the future of human growth.

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