The saying of immortals and monsters has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people since ancient times and today.

Seeing the two big men coming with treading water on their backs, those soldiers on the deck, all of them were the water gods, and they had already worshiped themselves, and they didn't know which one came to think of first, and threw the Chongyang cake in their hands into the water. They all followed their studies and threw the unfinished pastries into the water.

Okay, it's a good thing that there is no woman on the boat, otherwise I would have left the water to be the wife of the water god.

The surrounding fish, but today is a big fortune, shaking their heads and tails in the future, competing to eat the cake, quite like to have fun with others and spend the Double Ninth Festival together.

At this time, Niu Gao and the two of them just walked closer, and the chongyang cake rained down, and the thing was sticky, and in a moment it was sticky all over the face, and the two reckless men suddenly attacked, shouting: "Ah! He Fangxiao is small, and he dares to hurt people with secret arrows! ”

On the boat, Zhang Heng, Tong Wei, and Tong Meng were kowtowing like pounding garlic, muttering to the river god to bless him with smooth sailing, step by step, marrying a wife and having children, and sealing his wife's great wish, suddenly heard the voice was very familiar, and he got up with courage, looked at the boat, and said in surprise: "Hey, this is not Li Kui, Niu Gao brothers?" How did you two become the water god master? When they are on the ground, they want to bless us and other brothers. ”

Niu Gao monster shouted, "What is the water god grandfather? I'm also the god of water! Brother Zhang, quickly put a rope and pull the two of us up. ”

Li Kui also shouted: "Brother Zhang Heng, can my big brother Wu be on the boat?" ”

Zhang Heng looked back, Cao Cao was crying, and hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, just because you two have become the master of the water god, you are already crying." ”

Li Kuiqi said: "Wouldn't it be good for me to be the grandfather of the water god?" Let my grandson blow a breath and I'll send you to the place! ”

Niu Gao said angrily: "Brother Tie Niu, I have worked hard to tread water, how can you take advantage of me?" ”

Li Kui glared at the bull's eye and said: "It's strange, you are grandma and I am grandpa, the same two generations as you, how can I take advantage of you?" ”

Niu Gao said angrily: "If your grandfather is drunk with a little wine, won't he be entertained by my grandmother?" That's taking advantage of me. ”

Li Kui shuddered and said, "You don't want to think about such a good thing, grandpa and I will not enter the carp, and I will not enter you." ”

Before the words fell, the fish under his two feet suddenly cracked, and a big red carp was about half a person's length, jumped out of the water with a bang, took a piece of Chongyang cake in the air, flicked his tail, and gave Li Kui a big mouth, beating half of his face red.

Niu Gao laughed and fell: "What water god grandfather, you bison, the carp won't let you in." ”

Li Kui was ashamed and angry, so he went to pinch his ears, Niu Gao dodged, the two fell together, and with a bang, it aroused the splash of the boss, and he was so shocked that his four hands beat him indiscriminately, and shouted "help" in unison.

They had a fight, but Cao Cao collected his tears, just because these two dragons and tigers really didn't look like ghosts, and he thought to himself, are these still two happy ghosts?

At this moment, I saw him fall into the water and called for help, and I thought where there were ghosts who were afraid of drowning? hurriedly shouted: "Hurry up and save people!" ”

But listening to the sound of Teng, Zhang Heng had already jumped into the water, one in one hand, holding the two back necks, and his feet used the method of treading water, the water only rippled around his waist, and he looked up and laughed: "Brother, two hot men, but they are not ghosts." ”

At that moment, everyone put the rope and hung him three up, and all the generals saw the surprise, and they all rowed boats and crowded to see the real body of the water god. Not afraid of wrecking the boat? Get out of the way, these are the two brothers of Brother Wu, who are here to find the eldest brother's tricks. ”

The Chinese army bit their fingers when they heard it and said: "Ah, I know why the main general can break the king of Chu and come to attack the king of Jin again, those grass-headed kings are all turned into dragons, and they are not mortals who can deal with them. ”

One pass ten to hundred, from the sailor to the army, suddenly added ten times to Cao Cao, that is, the newly built Taixing army, and all of them returned to their hearts: "Ah also, the king of Jin doesn't know whether he is alive or dead, and he dares to be the opponent of my family, but he doesn't know that the gods of the Qinshui River are his helpers, and he immediately sends a big wave to Qinyuan, and the king of Jin can't help but be a fish and turtle." ”

Not to mention that these sergeants were secretly talking about it, just talking about the flagship, Cao Cao rushed forward, regardless of the water, first touched Li Kui, and then kneaded Niu Gao around, touching the two men are hot flesh and blood, this is really relieved, like to say: "Haha, my two brothers, really not dead!" But how did you two find it here? What kind of method do you get to walk on water freely? ”

Li Kui knew that Cao Cao thought they were dead and turned into ghosts, and the ghosts came on the water, seeing Cao Cao's red eyes and tears on his face, the iron man was suddenly moved, knelt down, hugged Cao Cao and cried: "I only care about playing with that black guy, but I make my brother sad, and Tie Niu is wrong." ”

Niu Gao suddenly said angrily: "You black guy, why do you blame me?" ”

At the moment, he sang a big song and said to Cao Cao: "Brother Rongyu, but it is this black guy, when he was in Qingzhou, he had a dream, and he dreamed that his brother led thousands of troops and horses, took a big boat, and went to fight a birdie tiger, but he met a demon who overturned his brother's boat and drowned his brother in the water, and this black guy woke up crying, regardless of three five twenty-one, the starry night crashed into the house and cried with several sisters-in-law, several sisters-in-law were frightened by him, and they all cried so much, Sanniang's sister-in-law immediately refused to milk the child, so she had to wear armor and carry a knife to save her brother, fortunately I waited hard to persuade him……”

Cao Cao originally heard him say that Li Kui had a dream, and he was secretly surprised in his heart, but he suddenly heard the words Sanniang and child, and immediately threw the demon method Yunyun to the country of Jawa, and said movingly: "Sanniang became a mother, and her self-refreshment has not diminished back then, but my newborn child is okay?" ”

Li Kui wiped his snot on Cao Cao's chest, and said angrily in his arms: "Good mile, good mile, in those days of production, many brothers in Liangshan came to Qingzhou to take care of them, on the day of delivery, the "miracle doctor" An Daoquan was outside the house, and my brother's old neighbor Wang Po worked hard in the house, so the mother and son were safe, and gave birth to a good little man, full of eight catties and one tael, and looked dignified. The sister-in-law asked Chao Tianwang to name him, and Chao Tianwang said that his brother was both civil and military, so naturally his brother went back to name him, and he only gave him a milk name, called Xiaoman. ”

Cao Cao didn't expect that Wang Po would also move to Qingzhou, but he didn't bother to ask, so he only wondered: "Why is it called a little man?" ”

Niu Gao laughed and said: "Brother Tianwang said that there was a hero Cao Mengde in the late Han Dynasty, whose milk name was Apu, and his brother's nickname was Wu Mengde, and he gave birth to a child named Xiaoman, which complemented each other. ”

Li Kui said: "Fart, but the king of heaven has no children in his life, seeing our Xiaolang, he was overjoyed, he refused to let go, Xiaolang couldn't find the milk paper in his arms, and he ripped off the beard of the king in anger, and the brute force was amazing, it was called Xiaoman, Guan Sheng, Lin Chong, and those brothers were all vying to be Xiaolang's master." ”

Cao Cao looked up to the sky and laughed: "Hahahaha, good, what a little man!" It's really my son! ”

For a while, his mind flashed, but he thought of Huang Xu'er in his previous life, and he was also a strange force since he was a child, and he could give birth to cracked tigers and leopards when he was more than ten years old.

I also thought that Chao Gai knew his origin from a few old Liangshan, so he named it Xiaoman homonym, and said what nickname Wu Mengde and the like, just to cover people's ears and eyes.

Li Kui suddenly smiled again: "Tie Niu also entrusted his brother's blessing, sister-in-law gave birth for two days, Baolian is about to give birth, and thanks to An Daoquan and Wang Po's care for her husband and mother, these two old goods, one is familiar with medical skills, the other is experienced, and it is hot for a while, and the two are well coordinated, Baolian is such a small woman, she actually gave birth to me a big doll of nine catties and eight taels, my old lady is happy to burn incense everywhere, thank the gods for blessing, saying that her chicks lay big eggs, which was the most dangerous, but now the mother and child are safe, it can be seen that the gods bless, and my family is blessed." ”

"Nine pounds and eight taels!" Not only Cao Cao, but all the generals who laughed and listened to them were shocked, and they all shouted: "Isn't this kind of bone a genius who practices martial arts?" ”

Bian Xiang stepped forward with a smile, patted Li Kui with his big hand and said, "Brother, are you called Tie Niu?" I am Brother Wu's newly adopted brother, called 'Bull Demon King' Bian Xiang, you see that my two brothers are the same, and they are both cows, isn't it fate? This martial arts surnamed Bian is the most important to pay attention to natural strength, your family Linglang, if you worship me as a teacher in the future, I will teach him to be a fierce general who is unparalleled in the world. ”

Li Kui glared at him when he heard this, and said angrily: "Didn't you bully my iron bull and didn't give birth to a son?" My big doll is clearly a little girl, how can I be a fierce general? ”

Niu Gao covered his mouth and whispered: "It's not impossible, I heard that there are two new heroes on Liangshan, they are two male mothers, and the surname of the female is Duan, and a mace makes it very extraordinary, Qin Ming said that it was extravagant." ”

Bian Xiang was taken aback: "A girl of nine pounds and eight taels? ”

Li Kui snorted: "You, the Bull Demon King, don't have as much insight as my mother, my mother said: noble weight." My brother will be the emperor in the future, his Xiaoman is the prince, my Agua is the princess, and my brother is gone, Xiaoman is the emperor, and my Agua is the queen, this is a nobleman, hum, if there is no nine catties and eight taels, how can I be the queen? ”

"Agua!" Cao Cao shook his head and smiled bitterly: "Who gave the name of the milk?" ”

Li Kui immediately smiled and said, "My mother! At that time, Wang Po exclaimed in the house: Oh, what a big melon! My mother clapped her hands and said: Good melon, good melon, this is my melon. ”

Li Kui and others, even if they don't know him, as soon as they see him, in a few words, they can see that he is a straight person with a mouth and intestines, and he casually said that Cao Cao was the emperor, and the tone of righteousness suddenly changed the faces of the new brothers, one by one, you look at me, I look at you, and the pair of eyeballs are rolling around in the sockets, and they all have a look of joy, which means: "Ahhh...... Originally...... Unexpectedly...... So we ...... Hey, hey, hey! ”

For a while, everyone looked at Li Kui again, and their eyes were not as friendly as before: You are an old brother, are you amazing? The queen's seat should belong to your daughter? Bullying me won't give birth to a daughter?

Among the generals, only Liu Yanqing had a complicated expression, looked at Cao Cao, bowed his head and was silent for a long time.

Cao Cao couldn't help frowning, and secretly said: Nine catties and eight taels, nine catties and eight taels...... Look at Li Kui's appearance again, the big nostrils are flickering, and the two tufts of nose hair inside are like hooked halberds...... I suddenly remembered Duan Sanniang's appearance again...... couldn't help but shake his head: My Xiaoman, although the milk name is a barbarian, but it is not splash, how can I learn Han Wu?

Haha smiled: "Children have their own fate, but parents don't have to worry too much, maybe your big flower likes to be a fierce general?" Tie Niu, you don't want to be patriarchal, there have been many women heroes since ancient times! ”

Li Kui said: "It's a melon, but it's not a big flower." ”

Shi Qian said: "Yes, yes, the name Agua is good, it doesn't look like a big flower, it sounds like it wants to eat people." ”

Li Kui glanced at him: "Big flowers are also very good, how can you eat people?" ”

Shi Qian's neck shrank, and he hurriedly avoided the topic: "You said that you dreamed that your brother overturned the boat, so you came to save him?" ”

"Ah...... Precisely! Li Kui perked up and looked at Cao Cao: "Brother, you don't know, I don't dream in my life, if I dream, it will work, I dreamed that my brother had an accident, so I didn't scare me to death, I asked to see my sister-in-law, so I went to the government to take leave, to find my brother, originally I wanted to go to Liangshan first, find Brother Dai Zong, so that the magic law sent me, but I went out of the city to find that this black guy followed behind!" ”

Niu Gao said with a smile: "Don't blame me, brother, it's Tie Niu's mouth that says he has strange dreams everywhere, the brothers are panicked, the younger brother goes home and says, my mother and Mingyue are all right, Brother Tie Niu is a straight person, these people have some magic in their dreams, I have received my brother's great grace, if there is really something, how can I stay out of it?" So let me come to find my brother's helper, I wanted to come quietly, but I was walking, but I found that Tie Niu was rushing ahead, he didn't allow me to follow, and I argued, and happened to meet the master. ”

"Master?" Lao Cao couldn't help but concentrate, knowing that he had reached the key point.

Li Kui raised his eyebrows: "I'm afraid that this black guy will make a mistake, and I was about to pull out my fist to beat him back, when suddenly a tattered old Taoist priest came out of the thorns next to him, with a smile on his face, and said: The black whirlwind beats the black wind tiger, which is interesting and interesting, just to drink." ”

Niu Gao argued: "What a tattered old Taoist priest, is a little tattered Taoist priest, white eyebrows and white beard, looks one hundred and twenty years old, red-faced, and seems to be only seven or eight years old, I know at a glance that he is a man of the Tao, but this black guy said that people are children with wool on their faces, pretending to be old people." ”

Li Kui said angrily: "Didn't I see that he was full of white teeth, he really didn't look like an old man?" ”

Everyone listened attentively, and Lu Junyi was surprised: "With a boy's face, white beard and white hair, isn't this an immortal who has cultivated to a positive fruit?" ”

The two black men said in unison: "Yes, it is the immortals!" ”

Niu Gao said: "Brother Tie Niu was angry with him to see us lively, and took out an axe to scare him, who knew that with a finger of his hand, Tie Niu's two big axes turned into two big scorpions, and the tail was tuned, and it was stung on Tie Niu's two wrists, and it was suddenly swollen black and bright." ”

When Li Kui heard this, he hugged Niu Gao and said: "It's rare that I'm a good brother, when I saw that I had won the trick, I pulled out two iron shovels to avenge me, and the fairy pointed again, and his two maces suddenly turned into two big centipedes......"

Yuan Lang also used his double blades, and when he heard this, he felt empathy, pointed at Niu Gao and exclaimed: "That centipede also bit his wrist? ”

Li Kui shook his head and said, "But no, those two centipedes twisted and bit my buttocks." ”

Yuan Lang was taken aback, and couldn't help laughing: "Why only bite you?" ”

Niu Gao said with a smile: "Just because of my little brother, I pulled out my double hammer, and what I said in my mouth was: You are an old fairy with great skills, but you hurt my brother, although the villain has no ability, he has to fight hard with your old man." When he saw that I was righteous and polite, he did not let the centipede bite me. ”

Everyone was full of strange faces when they heard this, and they were all curious: "What did the iron bull say?" ”

Niu Gao laughed even more happily: "He said: The little sticky wool, the little miscellaneous hair pretending to be an old ghost, grandpa is a famous hero black whirlwind, and he rolled away with your little bird, otherwise did you see grandpa's two big axes?" This will chop you up and eat dumplings. ”

Everyone laughed and wondered: "He was stung by a big scorpion and bitten by a big centipede, but what happened?" ”

Li Kui's expression became excited, and he said loudly: "I accidentally touched the road, I was stiff and couldn't move my hands and feet, Niu Gao also saw that the other party was smart, so he knelt down and kowtowed, begging people to spare my life, the fairy said, if you want him to live, go and suck the poisonous juice of the wound for him, he will naturally live, but you can't escape death, like this one for another, the Lord of Yama will be able to explain!" When my brother heard this, he didn't hesitate and said to me: Brother Tie Niu, my mother and Sister Mingyue, you take care of me, and you sucked my wound as you spoke......"

Du Yan was shocked when he heard this: "The ass is also sucked?" ”

Li Kui said proudly: "The righteousness of my brother can only be seen at the critical point, my buttocks, I haven't washed it for a few days, and he doesn't ......like it."

Before he could say anything, he was covered by Niu Gao: "You say it now, I still feel nauseous, damn, don't say it, in short, I took drugs from him, but I didn't die, that fairy didn't want to kill me, just punished, seeing that I was a good man, he wanted to accept us as apprentices." ”

Everyone was greatly impressed when they heard this, and they originally saw these two simple and simple, and those new brothers were somewhat underestimated, but at this moment, they all raised their thumbs and applauded sincerely: "Good man, righteous, and luxurious!" No wonder the gods are also moved and want to accept you as apprentices. ”

Li Kui broke away from his hand and said, "The two of us said that they wanted to help my brother fight, and they both had a Hun family, so they couldn't be Taoist priests." ”

Niu Gao hurriedly said: "The gods said, don't want us to cultivate, as long as we have a master-apprentice status, we can help, otherwise my brother's enemy is amazing, even Brother Fan Rui is too much, if I don't want him to help, I will only die in vain." ”

Cao Cao was secretly surprised when he heard this, and frowned: "I have long heard that there was a master in Liangshan in the past, called 'Zhuyun Dragon' Gongsun Sheng, and later left the mountain to visit his mother, and never returned, Chao Tianwang sent people to look for him several times, only to know that he has a master called Luo Zhenren, Gong Shen Creation, this immortal does not put Fan Rui in his eyes, is it Zhuyun Long, or even Luo Zhenren?" ”

The two of them shook their heads in unison: "No, no, no, the two of me worship him as a teacher, and he only said his real name, but he is called Bao Fangzu, and he has always cultivated in Biyun Mountain." ”

Niu Gao added: "Our master said that when he was meditating, he calculated that the heavens were suddenly in chaos, which was originally the general trend of Hu Sheng's decline and decline, but now there is a big turnaround, and the key is in my brother, although he is a foreigner, after all, he is also a Han person, so he has to make a contribution." Originally, now was not the time for him to be born, but my brother was about to encounter a demon calamity, but it was a repeated opportunity from heaven, so I want to borrow the hands of the two of us to help my brother survive this calamity! ”

Cao Cao remembered the origin of this body, and said in his heart: "If I hadn't awakened the memory of my previous life, Wu Dalang would have been dry bones, and with the current court, the world is in chaos, and it is already at present, it is not bad to say that I have disturbed the heavenly opportunity." It seems that this Bao Fangzu really has some real talent and learning, I'm afraid that he is really a person among the gods! ”

So he smiled and said: "In this case, what magic weapons and skills did he pass on to the two of you that can help me survive the catastrophe?" ”

When the two black men heard this, they immediately laughed, and Niu Gao stretched out his big feet proudly: "Brother, please look, although these straw sandals look shabby, they are the magic weapons of the fairy family, called 'breaking the waves', and the younger brother wears them on his feet, and let him storm the waves, it is just like walking on the ground." ”

Everyone was envious when they heard this, especially when they heard that Shichong and Zhang Heng were begging for a living on the water, they all exclaimed: "I have a skill in waiting for the air, not as good as his two straw sandals, and I am angry." ”

Li Kui was also proud, took out a three-inch-long small arrow from his arms, and showed it to everyone: "If I don't say it, the brothers don't know, this is not a doll's toy, but a fairy magic weapon, called 'Cloud Piercing Arrow', if you meet the demons in the clouds and fog, just throw this arrow, you can hit a hundred shots." ”

Liu Yanqing stepped forward, opened his eyes wide, and sighed: "Why don't I have such an immortal fate?" This cloud-piercing arrow seems to have been made for me. ”

Li Kui smiled: "There are indeed customized ones, but they are not for you!" He said to Cao Cao: "Brother, you just got a BMW?" ”

"BMW?" Cao Cao thought about it, he came to Bianjing this time, riding Hu Sanniang's rouge horse, and later went into battle to kill and showed his traces, even the horse with armor and big lance were brought by Shi Xiu and others, mixed into the army, and got the gift of Tong Guan, his own iron lance, but the horse was an ordinary war horse, and when he was in Wang Qing, he changed a good one, but he couldn't call it the word BMW, and shook his head blankly at the moment.

Li Kuiqi said: "Could it be that the master's ability is limited, but he actually miscalculated?" ”

Niu Gao nodded and said: "I don't know, I heard it strange at the time, and said, 'You give this thing to your brother's new foal to see, it knows how to use it.'" 'Hehe, no matter how fast you run, you're just a brute, how can you know how to use it?' ”

When he said this, everyone couldn't help but look strange, and they all looked at Ma Ling.

Ma Ling coughed dryly, and looked at Niu Gao with an unkind expression: "This brother, in Xia Ma Ling, nicknamed the Divine Horse, is it possible that the Divine Horse that your master said is not actually referring to beasts?" ”

Niu Gao slapped his thigh and shouted at Li Kui: "Brother Tie Niu, what do you say, little brother?" I just said that Master has the ability to do everything, how can he be wrong, how can you not think that the divine horse may not be a divine horse, but a divine horse, just like a leopard may not be a leopard, but a leopard's head! ”

Li Kui said again and again: "Yes, yes, yes, the black wind may not be the wind, but the black whirlwind, and Meng De may not be Cao Cao, but my brother." ”

Cao Cao rolled his eyes and said in his heart: This may not be. opened his mouth and said: "That Bao Shenxian is really clever, and he can even know that the divine horse is under my command, which also shows that the fate between me and your brothers has long been determined." What did you bring with you? ”

Everyone was curious, Ma Ling was even more excited, he was a cultivator, and compared to others, he understood more and more that according to the means that Li Kui and the others said, that Bao Fangzu was so clever, so he was really eager for the gift of such a person.

There is a division of teaching: It has always been dusty, and it has always been a family letter. The road is happy to meet fellow villagers, and the wine is talked to the beginning.

A 6,000-word chapter, barely a three-in-one, ask for the support of the brothers!

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