After Caitou finished speaking, Lu Qingxuan and Lu Liangchen were eager to try, but Chen Ya was indifferent.

The expression on Chai Xian's face was even more bitter.

Not to mention that there is a color head, even if there is no color head, he wants to show his hands to the big guys.

Lu Liangchen, the proud son of heaven, and the daughter of destiny like Lu Qingxuan, standing with them, the whole thing is a lot of pressure.

Every time he encounters this kind of occasion, people say that he is ugly, and he is really ugly. He doesn't want to be embarrassed!

If you don't really have the ability, who wants to be a green leaf?

But who let him not have those two hands?

Throughout the banquet, the only person he could suppress was probably Chen Ya from the countryside.

Old Mrs. Yu urged: "Chai Xian, hurry up, the people behind are still waiting." ”

Chai Xian made a gesture of begging for mercy and bowed, saying:

"Grandma, you understand me, my two strokes can only be said to be hemp rope bolted tofu, I can't lift it, I'll tell you a joke, you just spare me!"

The banquet was suddenly filled with a happy air, and Mrs. Yu also smiled and said:

"Okay, then if I laugh, even if you pass the test, if one person doesn't laugh at the banquet, you will be fined a glass of wine."

Chai Xian's face became even more bitter, and he made a move to salute his birthday, and said to everyone:

"Uncles, uncles, brothers and sisters, leave a way for Chai Xian to survive, and everyone will cooperate a little later!"

Speaking of this, the uncles sitting in front of him had already begun to laugh and said:

"Chai Xian, you don't need to talk about it, these ugly looks you play are funny enough."

The old lady next to her made a straight face and said:

"Then what's the matter, you can't let him go easily, Chai Xian, the joke you tell must be something that no one has ever heard, if you repeat the same old tune, you can't pass it."

Such a sentence made Chai Xian difficult out of thin air, for such a while, where could he guess which jokes Mrs. Yu hadn't heard?

He thought about it in silence, and soon he realized that he had a big problem for himself.

The jokes he is good at are all meat jokes, which can make people laugh in private, but how dare they tell them in Fushoutang?

Don't say it's grandma, Lu Qingxuan and Lu Ningna are still sitting here, if they desecrate these two, someone will have to tear him alive.

And those jokes that don't have a bit of meat are always not so interesting, and there is no guarantee that everyone will laugh.

After thinking about it for a long time, he suddenly had an idea, and the secret path was there.

Clearing his throat, he said:

"Anyway, there is such a person, a rural person, the first time to enter the capital......"

As he spoke, his hand pointed in the direction of Chen Ya, then shook a shot, and suddenly pointed to the sky, as if he was pointing at Chen Ya, and it seemed to be pointing at the wrong point, all in all, he was not well-known.

However, as soon as I heard the elements of "rural" and "entering Beijing for the first time", combined with his gestures, I understood seven or eight points for some of them.

Chen Sheng was a little confused, he and Chai Xian had never had anything to do with him, and he didn't understand why he wanted to make fun of his son.

Chai Xian continued: "He has a rich relative in the capital, and when he saw the prosperity of the capital, and the rich relatives were willing to spend money on him to see the scene, he floated up, and his desire was a little inflated, and he wanted to buy something more expensive, so that he could go back and show off to the villagers.

It is said that a man must live without a watch, so he strode into a watch shop, slapped the table, boss, bring you all the expensive watches here!

As a result, he suffered a loss of ignorance, and the watch shop he entered was a Patek Philippe, which was known for its high-end! As soon as the boss heard his bold words, he hurriedly brought three watches up and asked him to choose.

He looked at the first watch, asked the boss the price, but the boss quoted an amazing number, he asked the price of the second piece, this number was even more amazing than just now, he asked the price of the third piece, and the price of the third watch broke through all the imagination of his life.

In the end, the boss asked him which piece he liked and which one was better. He shook his head, said that it was not good-looking, and walked out the door.

When the boss heard this, he stopped doing it, and chased after him and asked: Our Patek Philippe watches can't be bad-looking, why do you think they don't look good?

The rural man turned around and said faintly: I am a poor man, and I don't look good on any watch."

Chai Xian is indeed very talented in telling jokes, and the jokes that were not funny were interpreted by him, which is really interesting.

Coupled with the person this incident refers to, most of the people at the table know it, and many people laugh.

"Poof."

Lu Qingxuan didn't want to laugh, so she didn't hold back and laughed softly.

Then she turned her head with a straight face, and said to Chai Xian: "You acted well, but the trick is a bit despicable." ”

Chai Xian clasped his hands together and said: "In a hurry, I can only think of this, please let it go!" ”

Lu Qingxuan pursed his lips and said, "Okay, for the sake of your hard work, even if I laugh." ”

Lu Liangchen laughed on the side and said, "It's so funny, Chai Xian, you have a very high talent for telling jokes, admire and admire." ”

Only Lu Ningna looked ignorant, she didn't know where the laughter was at all.

Mrs. Yu said: "I just glanced at it, at least four or five people at the table didn't laugh, and you were fined 5 glasses of wine." ”

Chai Xian's face suddenly became more bitter than bitter gourd: "Grandma, can you ...... Drink it separately? ”

"Let's have a toast first."

Seeing that Chai Xian was like drinking medicine, after swallowing a glass of wine, Mrs. Yu said:

"You tell the joke very well, but the content is inexplicable, how can any rural person go to Patek Philippe? Besides, even if you go, you can see at a glance that Patek Philippe is expensive. ”

As soon as she said this, many people at the table laughed louder than when Chai Xian said it just now.

Lu Qingxuan covered her mouth and patted her chest before she suppressed her laughter and said:

"Grandma, this matter is true, but don't ask about the specifics."

Old Mrs. Yu was inexplicably laughed by them, but after hearing Lu Qingxuan say this, she didn't delve into it, clapped her hands, and said:

"Ready for the next one? Are you ready to play? ”

The people below were all sitting still, and Mrs. Yu swept around, thinking to herself: That person seems to be quite determined, maybe he still doesn't believe that I will fulfill my promise.

In that case, add another fire.

Mrs. Yu said, "Nana, let's perform next, show your teacher how you have improved recently." ”

Lu Ningna blushed and stood up nervously.

Someone had already taken her harp, and she took it, bowed to everyone, and began to play.

Because she has been learning the piano since she was a child, she is quite proficient in playing, playing smoothly and without mistakes.

But the disadvantage is that it is too conventional and lacks eye-catching processing.

This is also related to her talent and experience, after all, she is still young and not talented.

After the performance, everyone applauded, and Mrs. Yu said, "How is Lu Ningna, let's ask Teacher Li Siqing to talk about it?" ”

Lu Liangchen didn't expect it to be on the spot, commented, held his breath, and listened to Li Siqing's words.

Li Siqing said: "There has been overall progress, but not much progress, just a little more proficient, the selection of songs is more conservative, not amazing enough, did not show more skills, although Ning Na is my disciple, but I will not give a high score, can only give a passing grade." ”

Old Mrs. Yu nodded and said, "Speaking of my heart, Nana, you still have to work hard." ”

Hearing this evaluation, Lu Ningna was a little sad and lowered her head.

But Lu Liangchen and Lu Qingxuan were very encouraged.

They didn't blindly praise Lu Ningna, which shows that Mrs. Yu is real.

She might really want to give them a chance to play fair.

Old Lady Yu then nodded at Lu Liangchen and said, "Liangchen, it's your turn." ”

Lu Liangchen got up and said, "Grandma, I want to play the piano." ”

Hearing that he wanted to perform the piano, I don't know why, Mrs. Yu's face was a little disappointed.

However, she still said: "The piano doesn't matter, there is it in Fushoutang, just let them push it over." ”

Lu Liangchen continued: "And I still need to brew some emotions, why don't we let our new friend Chen Ya perform for everyone?" What do you think? ”

Chen Ya didn't know why he suddenly mentioned himself, and raised his eyebrows slightly.

Lu Liangchen patted him on the shoulder and said, "How about you also tell a joke and liven up the atmosphere for everyone?" ”

Chen Ya leaned back in his chair and said, "I can only watch jokes, not tell jokes." ”

Lu Liangchen didn't expect him to lose face so much, he was stunned for a moment, and then said, "No, you still make jokes." ”

After saying that, he couldn't help but laugh first, and Chai Xian's side broke out with a burst of laughter that was about to tear over the roof.

Lu Qingxuan laughed softly, and then immediately stopped laughing, she felt that this kind of face-to-face ridicule of others was not decent.

Chen Sheng lowered his head, eager to bury his head in the bowl.

Chen Ya was ridiculed in front of him like this, he didn't dare to stand up and say a few words, one of the people here was counted as one, and they all had a higher status than him, a son-in-law.

Chen Ya also smiled, crossed his legs, and said quietly: "As a joke, you are indeed very high-quality." ”

Lu Liangchen didn't expect him to dare to face him, his eyes widened, but then he thought that there was no need for him to conflict, so he lowered his eyebrows again, "hummed", threw his sleeves and sat down.

Old Lady Yu frowned. Lu Liangchen is going to perform the piano, and it seems that he has also been ruled out, so that the mysterious violinist can only be Lu Qingxuan.

She just wanted to quickly verify whether that person was Lu Qingxuan, so she said, "Qingxuan, then do you want to perform first?" ”

Lu Qingxuan said: "Grandma, the sound of their piano is too noisy, I want to perform seriously in a quiet environment." ”

Old Mrs. Yu nodded and said, "Then let's not delay time, Chen Ya, you go up and perform first." ”

Lu Qingxuan didn't want to compromise, so she could only let the people in front of her pass quickly, so she urged Chen Ya to go up and play first.

Chen Ya sat there, pinched the teacup and took a sip of tea, and said:

"I want to play the piano too."

Hearing him say this, everyone present was surprised, and Lu Liangchen opened his mouth even more and said, "Do you know how to play the piano?" ”

Chen Sheng couldn't bear it anymore, and whispered with a smile: "Don't be surprised, everyone, he doesn't know the piano, he talks about playing." ”

Then, he turned back to Chen Ya and said, "Don't joke, don't pretend to be willing, otherwise it will be even more embarrassing, you can tell a joke." ”

Chen Ya squinted at him: "Who said I wouldn't?" ”

"Will you still ...... me" Chen Sheng swallowed halfway through his words, and then turned back to everyone and smiled.

"Haha, I'm sorry, his temper is a bit rushing, he belongs to a donkey, he has to come along, and he will be tough when he teases."

Old Lady Yu raised her eyes slightly, glanced at Chen Ya, and didn't say anything. Gao Jin's conscience was thinking about something else, and he didn't make a sound.

Lu Qingxuan said with a serious expression:

"It's nothing to have a temper, all the people I've seen who have the ability have a temper, if a man doesn't have a temper, it's still something to look down on. It's just that the temper must match the ability, and how much ability you have, how much temper you can have. ”

Lu Liangchen played with Kuaizi's paper clothes in his hand, and said leisurely:

"Yes, a capable offender is not called a prisoner, but a personality; Those who have no ability to commit crimes are not called criminals, and there are many more cheap things to make people......"

Chen Sheng wanted to cry without tears.

He screamed in his heart, knowing that good things would not fall on his head out of thin air.

What do you mean by that? Woe and blessing rely on, blessing and misfortune lurk, today this is called blessing and misfortune, honestly sitting in your own home, how can you suffer such humiliation?

Lu Liangchen threw Kuaizi's paper clothes into a ball, threw them on the table, and said:

"It's okay, if he wants to play the piano, let him play, but if he plays the piano indiscriminately, I won't agree! Grandma is too old to stand the noise. ”

Lu Qingxuan held the teacup with her white thin and slender hand and said, "It's okay, I'll pull him down." ”

The two stared at Chen Ya's expression, but found that he was indifferent, and his heart was a little confused.

He didn't look like he was angry. People who gamble don't have no mood swings like this.

Lu Ningna on the side saw it in her eyes, and she stopped talking.

She wants to tell everyone that Chen Ya is actually very powerful.

However, that exposed the fact that he knew Chen Ya.

In addition, she didn't know how to help Chen Ya break the siege.

So she had no choice but to say nothing.

Soon, the piano was pushed into the main hall.

It's an almost brand new Steinway, expensive and a testament to the heritage of the Landing family.

Lu Liangchen glanced at Chen Ya, patted the folds on his body, walked forward with his head held high, and sat in front of the piano.

I started tuning with the mobile phone software, and after the tuning was over, I put my hands on the keys, as if I was caressing my lover's body.

There was silence throughout Fukujudo.

Then, as if pouring out from between your fingers, the notes filled the room in an instant.

He plays very fast, and his fingers are agile enough to show his skill on the piano.

At the same time, his expression is as if he is immersed in the world of music, moving and deep.

"He doesn't have a score." Lu Qingxuan said in a low voice.

Naturally, others also found out that he didn't read the score.

It was completely based on memory, and it was played blindly.

At the end of the song, the aftermath lingers.

Applause rang out.

Lu Liangchen stood up proudly and glanced at everyone.

Then, with a bit of sarcasm, he looked at Chen Ya provocatively.

"It's really good." Li Siqing nodded, "Although I don't play the piano, but objectively from the perspective of appreciation, I will give him a score higher than Ning Na, because it can be seen that he is very talented at the piano." ”

Mrs. Yu asked, "Mr. Li, if you were to evaluate it, how far could he go?" ”

Li Siqing thought for a while, lowered his voice and said:

"He can be a pianist in a well-known orchestra with an annual salary of more than 600,000 yuan, and if he holds a concert, the appearance fee is at the level of 100,000 yuan. If he is slightly packaged and becomes a well-known pianist, it may be more than that, depending on his future development. ”

Mrs. Yu was slightly surprised.

She has devoted her heart and soul to Lu Ningna for many years, and rarely pays attention to the growth of these side branch children.

If it weren't for today's temptation, she wouldn't have known that Lu Liangchen was already so good.

It's just that Li Siqing said this, which made her still feel a little dissatisfied.

If you can only take this number, even if you package it, it can't grow to the point where it can cover the entire family.

If it was before, the Lu family would definitely invest a lot in Lu Liangchen, but the current Lu family is not as good as it used to be.

Limited resources must be invested in the person with the highest output ratio.

Lu Liangchen walked back proudly, looked at Chen Ya, and said:

"So, Brother Joke, it's up to you below."

There was a burst of laughter from below.

Then he added: "Seriously, let me warn you beforehand, if you just play the piano, I may go up and pull you down with my own hands, because that's Steinway, and Steinway shouldn't make a profane sound." ”

Chen Ya shrugged.

He held the teacup, Shi Shiran walked to the piano and put the teacup on the body.

Then, he also stretched out his hand, his slender fingers, and put them on the keys, the same as Lu Liangchen's movements just now.

Lu Liangchen frowned: "Learn from me?" ”