However, it was said that the "Jade Qilin" Lu Junyi was knocked unconscious by a punch from Fang Baihua, and was tightly tied up by several southern soldiers with a rope, and together with the "Little Wenhou" Lu Fang, they were all locked in the firewood room and hung upside down on the beam.

Fang Baihua used the war meal since she went back to the house, and when she came to night, she was going to sleep, and suddenly felt sticky, so she didn't feel uncomfortable, but it was because of the fierce battles today and the sweating was too much.

Then he taught the female soldiers under his command to find a big wooden barrel to wash and clean, boil a few buckets of water and pour it into it, Gu Zi washed it, washed it and wiped it all over his body, and when he rubbed it on his chest, he suddenly felt a touch of pain, and looked down, but saw that on the white skin, several bruises were like, and secretly exclaimed: What a "jade unicorn", but when I grabbed it, it was still bruised through the armor, and the strength in my hands was really good......

Then he was ashamed again: Thirty years of jade and ice, he has never been offended like this, but he hates this guy for being so rude, how can he be willing to take revenge?

Thinking of this, he suddenly lost his sleepiness, changed into clean clothes and put them on, took the horsewhip on the wall and went out, walked straight to the firewood room where Lu and Lu were held, called the guards to open the lock, and was about to push the door to enter, when he suddenly heard some voices from inside, and immediately gently pulled the crack in the door to look, and Lu and Lu were hanging side by side with their big heads down, chatting.

I only heard Lu Fang say: "This demon girl, I didn't expect such good martial arts, the younger brother has been quite diligent in the past few years, but she is not her opponent at all, a woman is so brave, no wonder she can't get married." ”

Lu Junyi said: "Brother, you don't know anything about this matter, the Holy Maiden of Mingjiao is a continuation of the old customs of Manichaeism, and anyone who holds this position is not allowed to marry from now on." ”

Lu Fang smiled: "An Zhi didn't know that she couldn't get married, so she became the holy daughter of Laoshizi?" Brother, let's have one thing to say, this woman's appearance is good, but with this strength, this martial arts, and such a temperament, how can she be willing to teach her husband and children well? ”

Fang Baihua was furious when she heard this, and was about to go in to have a seizure, when she suddenly heard Lu Junyi say: "Brother, you were scrambling to go into battle before, didn't you just see her beauty?" How to say this at this time. ”

Fang Baihua was stunned when she heard this: This fat man's tone, isn't it because he is holding grievances for me?

Stop still and listen to what he can say.

Lu Fang said with a smile: "At first, I just saw that she had an outstanding character, and I was provoked by Han Wuyi, so I thought it would be good to be caught as a wife, but then I thought about it carefully, as the so-called marrying a wife and marrying a virtuous person, is it for our brothers to marry wives to go into battle?" Don't you expect her to teach her husband and children at home, like this kind of woman, more powerful than men, brother, to tell the truth, are you willing to marry in exchange? ”

Fang Baihua was embarrassed when she heard this, and secretly said: These two madmen really deserve to die, now their lives are in my hands, but they still dare to talk nonsense and make fun of me.

Thinking like this in his heart, he didn't move an inch under his feet, but he subconsciously wanted to listen to how Lu Junyi answered.

I heard Lu Junyi let out a long sigh and said lightly: "Brother Lu Fang, the Hunjia family in front of me, you have seen it, if you talk about color, I'm afraid you won't lose to anyone?" However, just because I love to make friends with good men and practice martial arts diligently, I don't accompany her much, so she commits adultery with the housekeeper, hehe, the master is a slave, and that's it, but she still wants to harm my life and take my property...... Alas, if it weren't for Brother Wu's pointing, I Lu Junyi would boast of being a good man, and I am afraid that I would die in confusion at the hands of an adulterer and adulteress! Lu is not a lustful person, but after this incident, he has become more and more light-hearted as a woman......"

Fang Baihua heard his lonely tone outside the door, and couldn't help frowning slightly, thinking that this white fat man has a great reputation in the rivers and lakes, and his skills are also first-class, but he didn't expect that he had such a sad past, but he was also a poor person.

Lu Junyi sighed and said: "As for this Fang Baihua girl, in my opinion, good looks are secondary, you don't like her to be better than men, but I think her arrogance is the most rare, if you have her as a wife, but you don't get along with your brother?" Everyone moves literature and martial arts on weekdays, rises to test swords and guns, drinks when they are tired, and sleeps together when they are drunk, isn't it happy? In the future, I gave birth to a man and a woman, inherited my two martial arts, and was a good man in the rivers and lakes, isn't it beautiful? ”

Fang Baihua listened to it in her ears, and only felt her heart pounding-

Although she has never been married, after all, she has lived so long and seen a lot, how a woman's family is coquettish and how to compete for favor, she also has her own experience, otherwise how to teach Fang Jinzhi? However, putting aside the identity of the saint, she really wanted to marry a man herself, to be coquettish and compete for favor, but she was unwilling, listening to Lu Junyi's words at this moment, she couldn't help but think about the scene he described, it seemed to ...... It's really good.

I heard Lu Fang say again: "Brother, although you think well, don't you know that this woman is arrogant and accustomed to it at first glance, if she becomes a parent, she must be the master, and when the time comes, the wife will be strong and the husband will be weak, and I am afraid that this life will not be very interesting, right?" ”

Lu Junyi said with a smile: "My brother is a person who doesn't like to worry about everything, if she likes to take care of things, isn't the furniture accumulated by my family's five generations of wealth enough for her to fiddle with?" Foreign and internal affairs, she can take care of everything she wants, and she will do martial arts for her brother and teach her children......"

Before the words fell, there was a bang, the door was kicked open, Fang Baihua walked in, and sneered: "You fat man dreams of fart, with your ability, what good children can you teach?" Do you teach your children to frame the innocence of other people's families behind their backs? ”

Lu Junyi and Lu Fang shouted in unison: "Ah, why are you here?" ”

Fang Baihua raised her chin and snorted angrily: "The old lady is only afraid that she will come late, and her grandchildren will be born!" Although he said rudely, his face was quickly floating on two red clouds, but fortunately, it was late and people couldn't see clearly.

Lu Junyi's white face couldn't help but be dyed into a red cloth quickly, he cared about the length of a woman behind his back, but he was pierced by others in front of him, if this kind of thing changed Lao Cao, he just laughed, but it was extremely shameful and embarrassing for him, and muttered: "I, I two jokes, I don't mean to insult the girl......"

Before the words were finished, Fang Baihua whipped Lu Junyi and snorted in pain.

Lu Fang was furious and shouted: "Slut, don't want to humiliate my brother, if you have any powerful tricks, you will come to your Uncle Lu Fang!" ”

Fang Baihua laughed, pointed to his nose and said, "If I don't give you some color, you don't know how powerful, you wait, wait until I peel the skin of this jade unicorn to make a quilt cover for you!" ”

As soon as he stretched out his hand and untied Lu Junyi from the beam, Lu Fang was furious, separated and shook his body like a big fish out of water, and foul words rolled out of his mouth, but Fang Baihua only sneered, dragged Lu Junyi up, pushed out the firewood room, and locked the door again, leaving Lu Fang to scold endlessly.

Fang Baihua dragged Lu Junyi, went straight back to his house, drank the female soldiers who were waiting, closed the door, stared at Lu Junyi without blinking, Lao Lu was panicked when she saw her, and forced out a smile: "Brother Lu Fang and I are just joking, if you offend, please forgive me." ”

Fang Baihua ignored it, still staring at the other party.

Lu Junyi couldn't help but take two steps back and apologized: "Girl, why don't you tie me up in the firewood room, now that the night is dark, lonely men and widows are in the same room, Lu is fine, but I am afraid that it will damage the girl's reputation......"

Fang Baihua couldn't help but sneer: "Ah, you are a kind person, your own life is still difficult to protect, and you still have to take care of my reputation?" ”

Lu Junyi said: "Don't you hear that 'if the crockpot does not break from the wellhead, the general will inevitably die in battle?'" 'The surnamed Lu sent troops and horses, and his skills were not as good as others, so why not die? If I can't even see this, why should I go to war? ”

Fang Baihua listened to what he said calmly, was slightly stunned, and couldn't help but nod and said: "Unexpectedly, you are white and fat like a rich man, and you can see the matter of life and death." It's just that you say that your skills are not as good as others, but you can't help but feel sorry, if you talk about marksmanship, this girl is not as smart as you, and she wins you by plotting, don't you resent it? ”

Lu Junyi smiled calmly: "Marksmanship is what I have practiced day by day, and your secret calculation methods are generally practiced by yourself, is it not only the marksmanship that is the ability, but the hidden weapon is not the ability?" Losing is losing, where is there any reason to say. ”

Fang Baihua couldn't help but show a look of admiration: "That's it, being able to say these words shows that Your Excellency is a good man!" It's just that a good man is upright, and you pretend to be Liangshan to help us fight officers and soldiers, and on the other hand, you pretend to be officers and soldiers and beat me a lot of territory one after another, what is the reason? ”

Lu Junyi was originally magnificent, but when she asked this sentence, he was immediately in a mess, and said with a red face: "Ah, what officers and soldiers, Liangshan, Lu, Lu doesn't know what you are talking about......"

Seeing that he was out of shape, Fang Baihua felt amused, giggled, took a few steps forward, stared straight into Lu Junyi's eyes and asked, "'Wu Mengde' Wu Zhi, isn't this the eldest brother you are waiting for?" Hehe, Qingzhou Festival envoy, Liangshan is a family, do you really think that we are all fools? ”

She approached as she spoke, and when she said the last few words, the fragrance in her mouth sprayed directly on Lu Junyi's face, how could Lu Junyi withstand such a battle? Fortunately, it was tied, otherwise there was nowhere to put his hands and feet, so he quickly turned his head sideways, closed his eyes, and only said, "I don't understand what nonsense you are talking about." ”

Fang Baihua blinked, she didn't expect this person to be so shy, she became more and more energetic, and said with a smile: "Ah, didn't you say before that you are a man, not comparable to me as a woman, why are you so afraid of me at the moment?" ”

Lu Junyi ate her step by step, retreated and retreated, until he retreated to the wall, leaned against the wall, closed his eyes and shouted: "I am naturally not afraid of you, if you don't believe it, untie the rope, give a gun, and the two of me will fight again." ”

"I don't!" Fang Baihua chuckled: "You have obviously lost, what do you mean by fighting again?" If you are not afraid of me, open your eyes! ”

"Open your eyes, open your eyes!" Lu Junyi glared at him angrily, but saw that Fang Baihua's peach-blossom-like face was half a foot away, his eyes were wandering, his breath was fragrant, and he suddenly panicked in his heart, and hurriedly closed his eyes again, and shouted: "I can open my eyes if I want to, close my eyes if I want to, who can help my lord?" ”

Fang Baihua smiled again and again, and said disdainfully: "In vain, you are so famous as the 'Jade Qilin', it turns out that you are only so bold - no wonder your mother-in-law stole the housekeeper." ”

This sentence touched the old Lu Yilin, his eyes suddenly opened, and he said angrily: "Fart! You say the master is not courageous? ”

He was forced by Fang Baihua to be restrained before, but now this anger is really like a unicorn roaring, Fang Baihua Rao is used to seeing heroes, and his heart still can't help shaking, and then he is also angry, shouting: "Prisoner under the stairs, you want to turn the sky?" ”

After saying that, he raised his hand, and a snap ear scraper hit Lao Lu in the face.

Lu Junyi was furious and shouted: "You can't be humiliated if you can't kill me, the shrew insults me like this, I fight with you!" ”

After that, he hit it forward, Fang Baihua was proud before, he was too close, he hit it with all his strength, where could he avoid it? Jiao snorted, and suddenly both fell to the ground, and Lao Lu's chubby body was like Mount Tai that pressed her hard.

Fang Baihua's surprise was not trivial, she struggled hard, and wanted to push him away, but Lao Lu also knew that life and death were in this move, how could she be allowed to push him away? Although he was bound like a caterpillar, his martial arts were amazing after all, his feet were tightly hooked to the other party's feet, and his left and right shoulders exerted force at the same time, and he was dead on the acupoints of Baihua's shoulders, Fang Baihua ate his top, and his arms were suddenly unable to move, and his hands and feet were difficult to be independent.

In anger, the woman suddenly opened her mouth and bit Lu Junyi's face, thinking that if Lu Junyi was in pain and her shoulders were slightly loose, she would be able to pull out her arms and regain the upper hand.

Lao Lu also knew the truth, although he screamed in pain, he was sinking his shoulders hard, refusing to let go, and at the same time twisted his head and broke away from her mouth, only to feel that half of his face was numb with pain, and said angrily: "Vixen, won't Lu bite when he is a man?" When he opened his mouth, he bit Fang Baihua's nose.

Fang Baihua saw that he was menacing, and screamed in fright, if he ate him and bit his nose, wouldn't he become a monster? I'd rather die than lose my nose, so I hurriedly raised my head to dodge, but although my nose got out of the way, my mouth was exposed.

Fang Baihua was anxious, thinking that it was bad, he couldn't lose his nose when he patronized it, but if he bit his lip, wouldn't he be ordinary or a monster?

I didn't have time to dodge in a hurry, and subconsciously used a strange trick -

This move is not trivial, and in a hurry, it is actually to explore an unprecedented masterful martial arts.

She didn't know anything about her own family, and later she didn't know who passed on this mastery, and there was a killer who said that he was the best at this, sticking out his tongue and killing people, and his power was overwhelming.

Lao Lu never bit his nose and ate the other party with a strange trick, and secretly said angrily in his heart: This shrew deceives people too much, do you think that a certain family will not succeed without a tongue?

Lao Lu has been obsessed with martial arts all these years, and he has always been a little dull in the affairs of men and women, and at this moment the two are obviously extremely affectionate.

However, the body has instinct after all, between the lips touching, as if a burst of electricity came, the tense muscles naturally relaxed, Fang Baihua's hands and feet were suddenly freed, and he subconsciously bent his legs and stretched out his hand, and took out an extremely sharp knife from the boot.

Lu Junyi was forgetting his feelings, suddenly felt a pain in his back, and his heart was suddenly shocked, and he turned his head to look, but it was Baihua holding the knife against his back.

When she looked at Fang Baihua again, she saw that the emotions in this woman's eyes were complicated and indescribable, and she shouted in a low voice: "Dengzi, insult me like this, you must kill you!" ”

As he spoke, the dagger plunged half an inch into the flesh.

Lu Junyi didn't seem to feel pain, smiled lightly, felt free and easy, and was not honest and dull on weekdays, and said in a low voice: "Lu Mou once read a poem in the past, and he didn't understand its meaning, but now he suddenly understands that this is - 'Death under the Hundred Flowers Knife, and being a ghost is also romantic.'" 'Hehe, if you want to kill me, please poop. ”

With that, he closed his eyes and kissed again.

Fang Baihua's eyes were frightened at first, and then all kinds of emotions flowed, and he sighed slightly, and the short knife in his right hand dragged it down, and the rope was broken in the center.

Lu Junyi only felt that the restraints were loosened, he broke out his hands and hugged the beauty under him tightly, Fang Baihua hesitated for a moment, and also reached out to hug the unicorn.

On the roof, a tile moved away silently, and then the light and handsome face of Yan Young Man was revealed, and he saw that the dignified prodigal son's eyes were full of shock: Ah! Didn't my master fall for this demon girl's Gu? Ahh

Yan Qing hurriedly put back the tiles, jumped down the eaves silently, and squatted in the shadow next to him, and whispered, "Brother Wai is in the house?" ”

Yan Qing shook her head blankly: "No, not here!" I saw that the firewood house was quite heavily guarded before, so let's go there and have a look. ”

The two of them took advantage of the night to sneak away, hiding all the way, avoiding the patrol soldier Ding Er's eyes, and came to the firewood room, but they heard Lu Fang's loud cry from inside: "Demon girl! Witch! The most wicked woman in the hearts of women! If you want to peel the skin, come and peel my Lu Fang's skin, if you are a hero, give my brother a good time! Brother, it's the younger brother who implicates you......"

Niu Gao was shocked: "Huh? The woman is going to peel off her brother's skin? It's so vicious! ”

Yan Qing's expression was complicated: "I'm afraid that 'Xiao Wenhou' made a mistake, I think that woman is also a good man, after all, she gave my master a happy ......."

Niu Gao suddenly burst into tears, suddenly jumped out, hacked the guard to death with a few knives, cut off the lock with a knife, grabbed the door, and went to save Lu Fangdao while crying: "Brother Lu, when I let you down, I will avenge my brother outside the staff!" ”

Yan Qing couldn't cry or laugh: "Take revenge and don't be in a hurry, go and save Liang Hongyu first, persuade Duan Sanniang, and I will work together to break through his level!" ”

There are sub-teachings:

Everything in the world contains yin and yang, and there is a desire to fight.

Rise up the unicorn to stir up the sun and the moon, and the holy woman is proud of the cold.

The flowers are full of emotion, and the handsome and righteous intersect for a long time.

A little bit of fate pulls the color line, rushing thousands of miles and the air is vast.

(End of chapter)