The first hundred Hui Dharma equals the flower monk

In the Gangyuan Cave, Tong Guan's army has withdrawn one after another, which is also convenient-

Not far away is the large camp that was built before, and the army is directly stationed in the army, counting the men: about three or five thousand people have not withdrawn, some of them have been killed in the pursuit of Fang La with Wang and Yao Er's generals, and the rest have been killed in the pursuit of Fang La's remnants.

The armies reported the results one after another, Tong Guan roughly calculated, helped more than 40,000 soldiers and horses in Yuandong, killed no less than 30,000, and the rest of the ordinary gangs, uncountable, confiscated property, is a huge number - Fang La attacked several states, killed corrupt officials, robbed rich households, and the gold and silver obtained were almost all here, except for raising soldiers.

Tong Guan counted a few points, very satisfied, on the one hand let people monitor the situation in the cave, on the other hand, he went to the Chinese army's big tent, took out the ability to write, and wrote the excerpt of the victory.

Lao Tong looked back on the beginning and end of this southern expedition, and suddenly thought like a spring, and the pen was full of ink in a moment, which was nothing more than boasting about himself, and by the way, he sang praises and sang praises.

“…… Since the minister was ordered, he has been sleeping at night, fearing and fearing, but he is worried that he is not meticulous in handling things, and there is a mistake in the expedition, which hurts His Majesty's wisdom. ”

"Fortunately, Your Majesty Hongfu, and the army dares to fight, the king is here, the thief atmosphere is all gone, the father and the old man sell wine in the left of the road, and the crowd cheers: The official family loves the people with benevolence, and knows that we have been a bitter thief for a long time, so I sent the king to save the people."

When the three armies heard this, their morale became more and more invigorated, so they fought in February, first recovering Runyang, and the southern thieves crossed the river and looked at it, so far they were rejected; In the bloody battle in March, Liankesu, Xiu, and Hangzhou went down, and where the soldiers pointed out, the soul of the southern thief disappeared. ”

"And in April, Huxuan Erzhou was pacified, and the ministers Jia Yu Yong chased the remnants, fighting between the peace, and the ministers rode their horses and looked, but they saw the mountains mighty, but they were not as strong as my army, and they saw the rivers rushing, and they were not as strong as our army! The thieves were exhausted, depressed and frightened, looking at the ministers and handsome flags, shouting 'Heavenly soldiers are coming, we will flee quickly', and then they became invincible. ”

"In April, chasing thieves into the mountain, the thief chief Fang La saw that he was lonely and poor, he did his best, and the ministers fought a decisive battle to help the source cave, there was a veteran Wang Shunchen, regardless of life and death, an arrow flew out between the ten thousand troops, and there was no thief Fang La's forehead, the thieves went crazy, Shun Chen's body fell, and sighed before he died: Hate Yu Arrow accurately, avoid the pain of La Wan, and the rest of the fault is also. Words are overwhelmed. ”

"The minister felt his heroism, personally rushed to kill, beheaded Fang Tianding, the son of Fang La, the father and son of the thief chief were dead, the remaining thieves were horrified, and the subordinate generals Liu Yanqing, Liu Guangshi, Wang Yu, Yang Weizhong, Yang Keshi, Wang Yuan, Ji Jing, Ma Gongzhi, Yao Xing, etc., all fought bravely, and the brave people in the thief army, the so-called 'four great kings', 'five generalissimos', 'eight hussars', 'twenty-four flying generals', 'twelve gods', etc., were killed one after another. However, there were generals such as Xin Xingzong, Liu Zhen, Zhao Ming, Huang Di, and Zhao Tan, who died in the king's affairs and buried their bones. ”

"Fang La was destroyed, the remaining thieves fled into the cave, and the ministers led the army to drive straight in, burned its palace, seized its treasures, and killed 40,000 thieves and came out......"

With a hand sketch of 20,000 words a day, he dried it and looked at it, and nodded first: It doesn't matter how the facts are, what matters is that he is enthusiastic enough, if the official family reads it well, a league leader will inevitably have to be rewarded.

As for Wang De and Yao Pingzhong, Ji Jing had already told him that he wanted to stay in the cave to catch Fang La, and Tong Guanda didn't like it.

Wang Sunchen shot an arrow into the forehead, which was seen by the 100,000 army with his own eyes, whether Fang La was dead or not, he was already dead.

Fang La, who is already dead, why are you going to catch him? It's not that you have to compete with the old man in front of the official family!

Hehe, the reinforcements killed by Wulongling, Wang Yu and Yao Xing said in person, "the combat power is extraordinary", his 5,000 reinforcements, plus the remnants of the cave that were not exhausted, are nearly 20,000 people, and he is familiar with the geography of the cave, Yao Pingzhong led a mere 2,000 people, most of whom died or died.

As for Wang De, he originally loved him for bravery, but who knew that he was also unclear about the situation, knowing that Yao Pingzhong was quite disrespectful to Tong Dashuai, and he didn't say that he was respectful, but he simply did it with him, which shows that he doesn't know how to lift!

In this case, don't blame our family's hot-blooded masterpieces, there are no two characters like you.

Tong Guan calculated a little in his heart, and weighed the gains and losses: Wang De was originally a general of Liu Guangshi, and since he didn't know how to lift, he simply counted all the credits he had made on Liu Guangshi's head.

Liu Yanqing, the old military leader, hopes that his son will become a dragon, and now his son has made countless contributions out of thin air, and he still doesn't treat Tong Dashuai as a god?

Yao Pingzhong's credit is all given to Yao Xing, anyway, everyone's surname is Yao, the dignified "little captain", will they still be stingy?

Just let Yao Xing make up for Zhao Tan's shortcomings, this young man is more sensible than Zhao Tan, and his martial arts are high, and he will be of great use when he conquers Liao.

The official heard that when Tong Guan was in the cave before, he wanted to get out of the cave, gathered a large army, and then fought with the reinforcements led by Lao Cao, but when he came out to count the harvest, he found that he had made a windfall, and he suddenly became slack.

Thinking about it carefully, the battle has been fought so far, Fang La's strength is less than ninety percent, and the remaining one percent, if he fights, he has few people, but he is mobile, maybe it will be protracted. If he doesn't fight them, maybe he has no external enemies in his own house, and he will fight for power and profit to grab the throne of the sect leader, and he will first beat his own dog's brain.

In that case, why bother with his remnants? His life's work is in the matter of Pingliao, and there was a book in the previous imperial court, and the Tao is to find out that the so-called Agu to surrender Liao is all forged and framed by Liao, so he is about to restart the alliance and discuss the joint efforts to attack Liao.

Therefore, he suddenly made a decision: stay outside the cave, watch for a few more days, if there is anything wrong with those thieves, or take the initiative to kill and fight a decisive battle, then he will destroy them with his backhand, so as to prevent future troubles.

If he can't hide, then Tong Dashuai won't have time to play hide and seek with these remnants, but he will have to return to the dynasty, but Wu Song's partial division can stay to recover Shezhou, strangle the remnants of the enemy, and take the opportunity to share some credit-

After all, he mistakenly believed that Jin Liao made peace, and guessed that Wu Zhi would be killed by Ah Gu if he stayed in Jin Country, and now that he has seen through the tricks of the Liao people, then Wu Zhi is probably not dead.

Tong Guan used the seal for the folding, and at the same time beat the small abacus loudly, not knowing the object of his favor, he blocked Wang De and Yao Pingzhong in a cave less than ten miles away from him.

Lu Zhishen and others rushed to the medicine house, and before they could go up, they were killed by the pursuers, so they had to fight and go, and under the bloody battle, there were only thirty or forty people left, of which half were wounded, and there were seven or eight palace women, namely Lu Zhishen and Yang Zhi, each with minor injuries.

He panicked and walked deeper and deeper, and finally came out of a slit, but it was a deep valley with cliffs on all sides, but the place was not small, but the valley was high and low, full of large and small graves.

Shi Bao, Deng Yuanjue, and Li Tianyan saw it and shouted in unison.

Lu Zhishen said curiously: "Where did the many graves come from, could it be the graveyard of your Mingjiao?" ”

Shi Bao said with a bitter face: "It is the cemetery in the church, all those who contribute to the church, and those who die and have no family to burn and bury are buried here. ”

Lu Zhishen laughed when he heard this: "In this way, they are all lonely ghosts? It's wonderful, and the Sprinkle family is also a lonely family, so isn't it fate with this cemetery? Get out of the way, wait for the Sprinkler family to dig a pit first, and when the officers and soldiers chase after him, I will fight him at the edge of the pit, and when I am exhausted, I will only lie down in the back, and there is a place to be buried. ”

Everyone was anxious, but seeing him so open-minded, they couldn't help but break their hearts, Yang Zhi laughed and said, "Senior brother, if that's the case, please dig a pit side by side and leave it for the younger brother." ”

Lu Zhishen nodded and said, "Dig!" You and I die in one place, and we will be reincarnated in the next life, preferably in a mother's womb, and then my brother will roast dog meat and invite you to eat. ”

Yang Zhi glared and said, "You are my brother?" In this life, you will be a brother, who will be a brother in the next life, and look at the Huangquan Road, you and I have fast feet! ”

The two of them said goodbye and laughed at each other.

Deng Yuanjue saw that he was so heroic when the two of them were born and died, admired and envied, limped over, grabbed Shi Bao and said: "Big Shi, you and I dig a grave together, how about you be my brother in the next life?" ”

Li Tianyan sneered: "King Deng, please go to a cool place to stay, my five generalissimos, live and die together, and connect Xiao Pang, Xing Fang, and Fang Jie, just to be a quintuplet." ”

Si Xingfang and Fang Jie were lying on the stretcher, and said in unison when they heard the words: "Exactly, exactly, it is hard to drive the three of you, and the two of me are in a current situation, so I have to sleep and enjoy the pit." ”

Deng Yuanjue saw that he didn't take him, he was immediately anxious, and jumped to his feet and said: "At this moment, what kind of king and marshal are you in?" Bao Lao Dao's house turned to ashes, and there is nowhere to pick up Lu Shinang's bones, isn't it just me left? Let's make hexaguplets, what is tight. ”

Pang Wanchun all five laughed, and Li Tianyan scolded with a smile: "Get out of your eggs, you are fat, you must be a big fat child if you are reincarnated, I am afraid that I will squeeze my mother's intestines." ”

"Ghost Monk" Wen Ke let the ghost head run up and flattered: "I'll dig a pit and bury it with King Deng Fa, both of me are monks, aren't they destined to be a couple?" ”

Deng Yuanjue rolled his eyes, and his face was full of disgust: "What good things do you want!" If you are buried in the same place, it is okay to be a brother, but if you accidentally cast a female fetus and bury it in the same cave, wouldn't you become a husband and wife? Look at your ghost appearance, if you are a woman, the Buddha will inevitably become a monk in the next life. ”

Shi Bao laughed, patted Deng Yuanjue's belly and said, "Then you're not afraid to be with me, we are both men, and you are the only woman?" Five husbands, do you have a big belly and a big appetite? ”

Li Tianyan looked at Shi Bao's rough body, and then at Deng Yuanjue's face, and couldn't help but shudder: "That's it, let's dig separately, Monk Deng is not bad, it is difficult to say whether he will be a man or a woman in the next life, and the surname Li doesn't want to take this risk." ”

Deng Yuanjue said angrily: "You have a lot of things to do, hey!" Monk Hua, if Brother Yang Zhi becomes a woman, this boss Qingji on his face, are you willing to marry him? ”

Lu Zhishen listened, took a closer look at Yang Zhi, and said with a smile: "What's wrong with a piece of Qingji, women are beautiful and ugly, only in their hearts, if they are kind and virtuous, it doesn't hurt to have a piece of Qingji, if they are vicious and black-hearted, they are as beautiful as a fairy, and they don't want him." ”

Deng Yuanjue was stunned for a moment, nodded and said, "You can see it!" Brother Yang, you can think about it, if you are buried in one place, you may not be brothers in the next life, maybe you will be husband and wife. ”

Yang Zhi listened and was about to speak, when suddenly among the palace ladies who escaped with them all the way, a girl called "Cai Juan" said loudly: "What's wrong with being a husband and wife with Master Lu? Master Lu is a man who is chivalrous and courageous, has good skills, and talks to us but is harmonious, if he is not a monk, I will be the first to marry him. ”

Deng Yuanjue raised his eyebrows and shouted: "Duh! Heroes talk and joke, how can you have room to interject and go aside! ”

Caijuan's face turned pale with fright, and several other palace ladies also shrank into a ball, for them, the officers and soldiers were terrible, but in fact, how could these Dharma kings and marshals who had always been high and high dare to look at each other?

Only Lu Zhishen, a fat monk, refused to leave them alone along the way, and when he saw that a sister was killed, he desperately wanted to kill the officers and soldiers who killed people, so that they felt reliable from the bottom of their hearts.

If it weren't for Lu Zhishen's head, borrowing their courage, he wouldn't dare to suddenly interject.

Lu Zhishen frowned: "Senior brother, since you have become a bald donkey, how can you be so angry?" Didn't the Buddha also say that all beings are equal, and you Mingzun also said that the law is equal, and there is no superiority, why is the hero one level higher than Nizi? ”

Deng Yuanjue didn't expect Lu Zhishen to argue with him because of a little woman, grabbed his bald scoop, and defended: "She, she's a mother-in-law." ”

Lu Zhishen's big eyes rolled: "What about the mother-in-law?" My brother, oh no, sister, have you seen my sister Duan Sanniang, isn't she also a mother-in-law? Are you as weak as you and me? Your holy lady Fang Baihua is also a mother-in-law, right? However, she is overbearing, and many men are not as good as her! Senior brother, don't underestimate your mother-in-law, not to mention you and me, it's the Buddha who sits in the Daxiong Treasure Hall, isn't it also born to your mother-in-law? ”

In this era, the idea of male superiority and inferiority of women is deeply rooted in the bone marrow, Lu Zhishen said a few words, but Deng Yuanjue was stunned, and looked at Lu Zhishen in a daze without blinking.

Lu Zhishen saw him staring at him, quite fierce, and frowned: "What's wrong?" Could it be that the Sprinkle family said two words to you, and they were not happy, and they wanted to fight with the Sprinkle family? ”

Deng Yuanjue shook his head again and again, suddenly turned his head to look at Li Tianyan and said: "Old Li, why do I suddenly feel that we worship Mingzun in vain, but we are not as good as Senior Brother Lu in my teachings!" ”

An Daoquan, who had never spoken, suddenly said: "Senior Brother of the Lu family, there is Su Hui, don't look at him killing people and setting fires, in fact, you are full of saying that the law is equal and there is no superiority, but you don't believe it, and Senior Brother Lu is really a person, in his eyes, there are no high or low, only good and evil, beautiful and ugly, good is beautiful, respect and care, evil is ugly, and the water mill Zen stick smashes it." ”

When Shi Bao, Li Tianyan and others heard this, they nodded again and again, showing admiration.

Lu Zhishen lowered his head and muttered: "Good is beautiful, respect and care, evil is ugly, and the water mill Zen stick smashes it......"

After reading it a few times, he suddenly raised his head, his face was full of ecstasy, his eyes swept over everyone, and he said loudly: "Good is beautiful, respect and care, evil is ugly, and the water mill Zen stick smashes it!" ”

Its sound is like Huang Zhong Da Lu, and the sound shakes the valley.

Yang Zhi was shocked: "Brother, what's wrong with you?" ”

Lu Zhishen shook his head again and again, his face full of joy: "Brother, I'm very good!" He staggered to Antao and bowed deeply: "Brother An, you can not only heal people, but also heal hearts!" The Sprinkle family became a monk in a daze, and became a monk in Wutai Mountain, but because he was drunk and smashed the mountain gate, he was expelled by the master, and he was ignorant for many years, and he always couldn't understand many things. ”

After saying that, Huanhuan was happy, danced in a circle, picked up the Zen staff, threw a few solutions, and read aloud: "I don't cultivate good fruits in my life, I only love to kill people and set fires." Suddenly, the golden flail was opened, and the jade lock was torn off here. Hey! I saw the original in the cave of Bangyuan, and today I know that I am me! ”

A group of heroes looked at each other, An Daoquan had read many medical books and Danjing, after all, he had some knowledge, and he vaguely knew that he had no intention of saying a word, which made the monk Zhishen enlightened, and he couldn't help but rejoice for him, and couldn't help but smile.

Several palace ladies were stunned, but it was that Caijuan, who was stunned for a moment with her mouth open, suddenly blinked, laughed, and whispered to the sisters: "Ah, he just said that Luda knows his true face, this Luda, I'm afraid it's not his common family name, could it be that the great monk wants to return the vulgar?" ”

Then his face turned grim, he made a fierce appearance, stared at the women and said: "I can say it, if he is still vulgar, if he dares to compete with me, don't blame me for grabbing her face!" ”

The companions were angry and laughing, and some said: "Little hoof, the officers and soldiers are coming, everyone is dead, and you still want to do good things." ”

Caijuan is eyebrows flying: "What do you know, if a woman's family can marry a man who knows how to love a woman, it is already a great blessing, being a husband and wife for a day is a beautiful thing for a day, and being a husband and wife for a moment is also a moment of joy!" ”

Before the words fell, he heard Yao Pingzhong laugh and said, "Sure enough, hide here!" ”

Immediately, the officers and soldiers rushed into the valley, and the palace ladies trembled and said: "Caijuan, I'm afraid, I'm afraid that husband and wife can't do it for a moment......"

But I saw Lu Zhishen stretch his waist and stop Shi Bao and the others who were about to fight: "Come slowly, come slowly, the Sprinkle family suddenly realized a set of staff methods, you are all martial arts masters, please advise." ”

Yao Pingzhong and Wang De glanced at each other, and they both smiled and said: "I'm afraid that this monk is not crazy, you will die immediately, can you come up with any earth-shattering martial arts?" ”

Lu Zhishen's face was solemn, revealing the madness of King Kong subduing demons, and he said with a cruel smile: "We are all fighting men, you kill me, I kill you, it doesn't hurt originally, but along the way, who did those little women harm?" is also going to kill her, it can be seen that you and others are ugly people, since this is the case, you have to smash her with a water mill Zen stick! ”

With that, he strode forward, and the Zen staff rolled up wildly.

Wang De jumped up to meet him, the two of them fought all the way, fighting several times, but no one could help each other, but at this moment, after a few moves, Wang De only felt that the opponent's staff method had changed greatly, like crazy as a demon, and the moves seemed to be desperate, and he actually forced himself to retreat again and again, and suddenly changed his face, and shouted: "What kind of staff method do you make?" ”

Lu Zhishen only felt that every time the rod was smashed out, he was happy in his heart, and his pride increased by one point, and the taste was like drinking alcohol, and he was already drunk at the moment. If you don't go crazy, you can't become a Buddha, so let's call it a crazy wand! ”

There is a teaching: How can you become a Buddha if you are not crazy? Swing the iron rod and polish the heart. Three zhang high nameless karmic fire, to burn the evil demons in the world!

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