The first hundred and one pick up Lu Hui's nickname is always hidden mysteries

It is said that Lao Cao and his entourage, on the way, met Lu Junyi, a partial division, everyone saw each other, and the soldiers were united, and they would fight a family and go to Shezhou Mansion together.

Fang Yuan learned that he was invited to enter the mansion from afar, and Lao Cao greeted him as a junior and showed Fang La's letter - let this old uncle go to Qingzhou with the crowd, first settle down at the door of the family, and when everything is over, he will go to the elderly together.

After Fang Yuan read it, the boss was unhappy, shook his beard and said angrily: "Thirteen, this guy is more confused than me!" Although he has no son, will he pass on his good inheritance to his son-in-law? Have you forgotten that he has a younger brother and a nephew? It seems that the family is not prosperous after all, so there is this problem! ”

After saying that, he threw away the letter, got up angrily, and ignored the nephew and son-in-law who took away the family business, Gu Zi went back to the back house, and muttered to himself: "Inheriting the incense, everyone is responsible, the children and nephews are unbearable, the old man has to work hard to improve himself, where is the little duck, where is my little duck?" ”

Lao Cao and the others looked at each other, and Wang Yin explained in a low voice: "The little duck is a prostitute in Shezhou, born with a big waist and a round waist, I'm afraid that there are more than 200 catties?" I don't know how I was taken by the uncle, saying that if this woman gave birth to a son, she would add a fierce general to the Fang family, so she rolled around and married home. ”

Lao Cao suddenly, this Uncle Fang Yuan is the old man who is determined to live thousands of miles, and the martyr is full of strength in his twilight years, which is really singable and crying.

Duan Sanniang also cocked her thumb and exclaimed: "Uncle Fang is a woman who understands it!" The vision is high, not inferior to my Han Wu. ”

Lao Cao looked at Han Wu when he heard this, and saw that his face was blue and his eyes were sunken, he sighed, and said meaningfully: "This is true, it's just that a good firewood is expensive, a good woman Fei Han, a strong horse, let him be a good man, I'm afraid that there will be a mistake...... Brother An, go back and check the pulse of the uncle and prescribe some tonics. ”

An Daoquan responded with a smile, Han Wu's eyes moved, and he slowly approached the divine doctor's side.

When Fang Baihua saw it, she laughed wildly, twisted Duan Sanniang, and said in a low voice: "Sister, you can't go too far every night, the tiger-like man has been tossed into a sick cat by you." ”

Previously, in Yuling Guanzhong, Niu Gao had empty lips and white teeth, saying that Liang Hongyu had a crush on Yan Qing, Duan Sanniang responded on the surface, and also apologized to Liang Hongyu, it seemed that Liang Zi had been exposed, but in fact, he still had doubts in his heart.

After Fang Baihua offered the pass, she secretly looked at herself, how could this little lady have a relationship with Yan Qing? On the contrary, Han Wu of her family, when she saw her from afar, she had to avoid it, and she refused to make eye contact, and she was very embarrassed about each other's situation.

Therefore, in addition to being jealous, he couldn't help but ask for too much, although Han Wu poured steel and cast iron to cast a hero, he also ate her and melted into iron slag.

At this moment, listening to Fang Baihua half laughing and half admonishing, Duan Sanniang's fat face was also red - how else to say "people are the masters of fate", this Sanniang is stubborn by nature, but she is particularly in love with Fang Baihua, and the two of them have helped Yuandong all the way here, but they really look at each other like her own sister, and they are willing to obey everything.

At the moment, he secretly glanced at Lu Junyi, and saw that this brother-in-law was full of energy, and then compared with Han Wu's face, and with An Daoquan's embarrassing appearance of biting his ears, he also knew that he had done it.

He repented in a low voice: "I listened to my sister, I will spare him for the night tonight, hey, my sister will feel sorry for the man, my brother-in-law and your newlywed Yan'er, it is when you are like glue, you can bear it." ”

Fang Baihua was surprised: "How could the old lady endure it?" You roar at home every night, so you can't hear the movement in the old lady's tent, but you don't know that people have the wrong name, there is no wrong nickname, my family's 'jade unicorn' three words, don't you want to think about the meaning? ”

Duan Sanniang's culture is limited, and she said strangely: "Is it because he is white?" ”

Fang Baihua rolled her eyes and said, "White? He's still green! Does jade only have a color? Teach you to be obedient, 'the most noble treasure, the strongest jade', if it is not hard, how can it be called a jade word? ”

When Duan Sanniang heard this, her mouth was dry, and she couldn't help asking: "What about the unicorn?" ”

"That's a hard beast!" Fang Baihua smiled, was charming and boundless, and covered his mouth and said: "He is a hard beast, and he has inexhaustible strength, so why should the old lady be patient?" If it weren't for the fact that he has practiced martial arts all these years and has been tempered thousands of times, I am afraid that he would not be able to help him spoil it. ”

Duan Sanniang was dumbfounded when she heard it, and she knew that her girlfriends were all plastics, and this hatred was ancient and modern:

I thought you were kind enough to persuade me, but it turned out that you were showing off, but I didn't expect you to be such a Fang Baihua!

Unexpectedly, you are such a Fang Baihua! Yan Qing stood behind Lu Junyi, and happened to hear the second daughter chatting, she was stunned, thinking that this makes sense! And after all, this new master mother has limited knowledge, but she doesn't know the unicorn, the antler dragon scales, the deer, and the dragon, aren't they all strange and lewd things?

Thinking about this section, I suddenly remembered that the previous heroine Jia Shi, who let this hard beast fail to activate in vain, and went to steal the slug-like Li Gu, wouldn't it be a son-in-law to take the dragon king? Let the god of war live in a kennel? What an unblessed slut too.

Duan Sanniang was annoyed, but she still cheekily asked: "Ah, my sister is talented!" The knowledge is really extraordinary, but I'm afraid not everyone can see it, you look at my family, nicknamed 'Splash Han Wu'......"

Before she finished speaking, Fang Baihua smiled and said, "Sister, don't you understand?" 'If you splash Han's life, you can only come five times', if you don't have enough, you will force people to death. ”

Duan Sanniang and Yan Qing were both stunned, Duan Sanniang counted hard with her fingers, Yan Qing couldn't help but think about the nicknames of the brothers, and found that according to the theory of his own mother, Brother Meng Kang is a potential boss - "Jade Banner Pole"! I wonder a barbarian like Tie Niu is so afraid of his wife, could it be because he is as fast as a whirlwind......

Yan Xiaoyi is a smart person, this kind of plausible theory, just like a constellation and appearance, has the strongest lethality to smart people, because smart people are good at making up their brains, and they will indulge in it unconsciously.

Lao Cao also stood close, and when he heard Fang Baihua's whispers, his heart was also shocked, but this mother-in-law was amazing, she was really heroic and didn't let her eyebrows, there was such a holy woman, no wonder the world regarded Mingjiao as a demon sect, well, I should let Jin Zhi have less contact with her......

Just thinking about it, he listened to his own family marrying a little wife, and asked shyly and timidly, quietly and innocently: "Auntie, what does the nickname 'Wu Mengde' mean?" ”

Lao Cao's scalp exploded, and he was about to speak, when suddenly Wu Yongzhi walked over, pulled him aside and asked in a low voice: "Brother, Fang La's brother Fang Xiang is still locked up in the army, but do you want to let him out?" ”

Lao Cao slapped his head, "Ahh

Wu Yong nodded, and after a while, he brought Fang Xiang to the hall.

Fang Xiang was arrested from Suzhou, Wu Song and others got his corpse on his golden armor, fooled Tong Guan, and has been hiding in the army and imprisoned.

A prisoner under the ranks, although he has never suffered a crime, how can he be used for such great blessings as in the past?

Fang Xiang was originally full of resentment, full of desire to find an opportunity to take revenge, at this moment, let it out, Mingjiao and all the big masters are called Cao Cao's brother, but Cao Cao married his eldest brother's pearl, his sister Fang Baihua, married his brother again, and his heart was suddenly cold.

Fang Jie saw his father, but he was overjoyed, he thought that Fang Maung had died in Suzhou, but when he saw each other at this moment, he stumbled up, struggled to open his mouth, and squeezed out a few hoarse words: Dad, are you okay? How to get here? ”

Fang Xiang was taken aback when he saw his beloved son so seriously injured, and immediately threw the rest of his thoughts away from the country of Claw, quickly stepped forward to support his son, and said with tears in his eyes: "Son, there are few people in the rivers and lakes who can compare with your ability, how can you be injured like this?" ”

Fang Jie smiled bitterly, although he had improved a lot, it was difficult to speak after all, Shi Bao hurriedly walked over and explained the situation before and after.

Fang Xiang heard that Cao Cao had asked him to move thousands of miles to Liangshan Divine Doctor, and he couldn't help but be stunned: If it weren't for the help of this great enemy, wouldn't he be the white-haired man who said goodbye to the black-haired man?

In addition to being afraid, where is there still a desire for revenge? Moreover, although he is Fang La's younger brother, he has always lived under the wings of his brother, a small flower in the greenhouse, limited ability, and a person who understands current affairs, in front of Shi Bao and others, he never mentioned the vicious battle between the two sides, and only bowed down and said: "First saved my life from Tong Guan, and then saved Fang Jie, my father and son's life is all thanks to my brother." ”

Cao Cao hurriedly hugged him: "Uncle, Mo Zhewu Shoucao, I am the son-in-law of the Holy Father, and I have a relationship with Fang Jie's peers, how can I be worshiped by you?" ”

Fang Baihua also persuaded: "Brother, don't mess up the etiquette, Shi Bao and they can have their own opinions, you and I are really relatives, so naturally they are his elders." ”

Fang Jinzhi suddenly realized: "Ah, it turns out that you have to start with real relatives, in this way, Brother Wu, I'm sorry for you, although the uncle of the Lu family is your brother, my aunt is my blood relative, and you have to call your brother an uncle." ”

Everyone thought about it, and sure enough! At the moment, those who are not related to Fang Jinzhi are all advancing and retreating with Cao Cao, and everyone is called "Uncle Lu".

Lao Lu this person, born rich and noble, has nothing to ask for, only loves two things, one is martial arts, the other is a friend, since he became Wu Mengde's brother, and he has made many good men with him, every time he is proud of it, at this moment he is upgraded, he suddenly feels lonely, and he stands in place with grievances, like a frustrated fat child.

Fang Baihua has seen a lot of heroic men in his life, but he can't look down on weak scholars, so it is easy to meet Lu Junyi, who has both a good martial arts and an iron backbone, but it is rare that he is not rude, he is naΓ―ve, he will be shy, and he can't love it from the bottom of his heart.

As he walked, he didn't know what to say in his ear, Lu Junyi's white face saw two red clouds flying.

Shi Bao and the others were dumbfounded, and they all said depressedly: "That's it, I didn't expect the saint to love this tune, no wonder I can't look down on my brothers." ”

Lao Cao saw it in his eyes, but he was full of joy for him: this woman could make him add another love flower to his two hobbies of martial arts and friends, but it filled a gap in Lao Lu's heart, and no one couldn't help but be happy for him.

Immediately opened his mouth to interrupt everyone's discussion: "Brothers, now that they have converged and packed up the local wealth, grain and grass, Brother Dai Zong has worked hard to go to Xuanzhou, and has taken Wu Song to come here, and everyone will return to Qingzhou together." Wu Xuezhu wrote a good report, and the Qingzhou soldiers recovered Shezhou and returned to their hometown. ”

When they heard this, they immediately obeyed the command.

Within two days, Dai Zong attracted Wu Song, Yang Zaixing, and Yun Zongwu to arrive, and the brothers met each other, so affectionate, and the banquet talked about Wu Song's majesty of killing Zhu Mian, and it was a lively event.

Another day, on the first day of the fifth month, a group of more than 10,000 people abandoned Shezhou, and returned north under the banner of officers and soldiers:

After passing through Yuling Pass to Xuanzhou and arriving in Changzhou, Jin Jie heard that Cao Cao had returned to the north, so he immediately abandoned his official position and went with his family.

Niu Gao was happy and worried: the joy is that Qin Yulian, the wife and sister of the same Golden Festival, are newly married, so they are not restricted, but the worry is that from this moment on, one step closer to home, Zhu Mingyue found that she had brought back a little wife, but how to pay attention to it?

Although he comforted himself, the Tao is Yulian's good cooking skills, Mingyue is good at eating and drinking, and he should be harmonious, but since he saw the scene where Duan Sanniang almost killed Liang Hongyu, he was afraid of the word.

Between mixed feelings, I couldn't help but be excited, and immediately made a poem-

The bright moon hangs high and white and round, and the jade lotus blooms fragrant and sweet. I want to pick lotus and go home, but I'm afraid of the bright moon tears.

After writing, he felt that he had made great progress, so he immediately took a pen and wrote, and ran to Li Kui to show it, Li Kui read it and applauded loudly.

Niu Gao said: "I now realize the way to do good poetry, that is, life must not be easy, go through hardships and hardships, you can make good poems, if you want to grow, and marry a little wife." ”

After Li Kui heard what he said, he glared at him and sneered: "It's clear that you are afraid of being beaten to death by Zhu Mingyue, but you want to pull me into the water, and also cause Baolian to kill people, and go to Huangquan Road with you to write poems, but are you a fool to be an iron bull?" I have my own Agua to feed, although the brotherhood is deep, I have to forgive it. ”

Niu Gao was stunned when he heard this: How can this guy not be stupid? Hurriedly put on a smile and said, "Tie Niu, what nonsense are you talking about, how can I mean this?" What's more, a man is the head of the family, and the eldest husband has three wives and four concubines, isn't it not ordinary, which woman will shout and kill? Besides, in the future, my brother will achieve great things, you and I will be generals, not more wives, more children, how to inherit the great family's business? ”

Li Kui listened to his words, nodded involuntarily, and showed a look of admiration: "If you say this, it's not unreasonable, why don't I actually want to give birth to a team of soldiers and horses?" When the time comes, I will take my thousand sons and fight for my brother as a pioneer......"

Before the words fell, I heard Duan Sanniang roar like a tigress: "Han Wu dog thief, do your dog eyes grow on the ass of the Liang family's sister?" Don't live this day, and eat the old lady to kill with a stick, find a suicide, and be a husband and wife with you underground! ”

saw Han Shizhong rushing over like a flyer, and Duan Sanniang behind him danced a mace, flying sand and rocks all the way.

Li Kui trembled, tore Niu Gao's poem to shreds, gritted his teeth and said, "Bah! You're going to take the Iron Bull with you! I am wholeheartedly devoted to Baolian, a thousand sons only need her to live, if Sister Mingyue wants to kill you, I will hold your hands for her! ”

Duan Sanniang happened to hear it when she passed by, and immediately said happily: "Tie Niu is really a good man, a good man!" If you are angry, you also held down Han Wu for your sister. ”

Cao Cao saw that he was all messing around, sighed, and thought about his five wives and concubines, who got along with each other well, and the pride of the mountains and small mountains arose.

After a few days of walking away from Changzhou, I crossed the river and came to Yangzhou, but I saw several officials escorting a prisoner car to the north, and the prisoner car was not the next one, it was Xu Churen, the governor of Yangzhou!

Li Kui saw it and said, "Huh! This old man, who used to sit with high-ranking officials, how can he sit in the prisoner car today? ”

When Cao Cao saw it, his eyebrows furrowed, and he said lightly: "Tong Guan's army, he has not returned to the north for a long time, this old Xu and he have a discord, most of them are flat Fang La, complacent, find a place, take down Lao Xu Wusha, hehe, look at the direction, it is about to be sent to Tokyo to discuss the crime." ”

This old man sold Cao Cao's face and pardoned Liang Hongyu's sins, Han Shizhong had a good impression of him, and said at the moment: "Tong Guan has a great victory, the power is monstrous, if you want to embarrass this person, even if you don't die, it will be difficult to live, this person is a good official, it is better to save him to go to Qingzhou and herdsman for the eldest brother." ”

Cao Cao nodded: "That's exactly how it should be!" ”

Han Shizhong saw that he agreed, even if he wanted to save people, he didn't expect that his body had been severely damaged in recent days, and his movements were inevitably sluggish.

It turned out that Cao Cao's guess was really good, and when he took Runzhou, the imperial court did not send someone to take it over in time, so Xu Churen temporarily took care of it.

When Tong Guan returned to the army, considering that he would go back to Liao, he would fight for the commander, so as not to throw a lot of gold and silver, so although he had seized countless from the Yuandong, it was still insufficient, and he washed Runzhou, Xu Churen saw it, and he was angry, so he went to the camp to question Tong Guan, and the two of them moved the real fire, and Tong Guan accused Xu Churen of being a bandit, and pretended to make an official from Jinling Mansion to investigate.

These officials in Jinling were not in their positions, so they were naturally lazy to plan their policies, and when Tong Guan left, he sent a prisoner car to escort Xu Churen to Beijing, and listened to the holy judgment, but was met by Lao Cao.

Xu Churen was sitting in the prisoner car and was discouraged, when he suddenly heard a loud shout: "Bah! That evil official, Qingzhou poet saint and poet immortal are here, still don't you release my two poet friends? ”

Lao Xu looked up in amazement, only to see two iron shovels and two axes, which were about to roll over, beating those dukes and crawling, and couldn't help but say in surprise: "Oh! It's actually a good man and a woman, and a living Qin Qiong, two fierce generals, how are you here? Where is my virtuous brother Li Dunzi? ”

Li Kui clicked two axes to split the prisoner car, and raised Xu Churen like a chicken: "Oh, that's not my brother?" ”

Xu Churen blinked his eyes and looked, but saw a horse galloping towards him, Cao Cao jumped to the ground, supported the old man and said: "Brother Ren, the younger brother is late, but I see that you are suffering in vain." ”

Xu Churen shook his head and said: "It's okay, when they saw that I was old, I didn't need to be tortured, I only beat a few mouths, and the foolish brother pretended to faint to death, so he didn't suffer anything." Aren't you a pioneer of officers and soldiers? Tong Guan has already retired from the army, how can he return so late? ”

Cao Cao said with a smile: "Don't hide it, Li Dunzi's three words are borrowed from someone else's name, and the younger brother's surname is Wu Mingzhi, but he is the envoy of Qingzhou Festival!" This time the southern expedition is incognito, and there is really a last resort! Now that Brother Ren has been framed by traitors, and he will return to Qingzhou with me, wait for me to tell me about the career in my chest one by one! ”

Xu Churen exclaimed: "You are the martial arts of Wang Qing and Pingtian Tiger?" No wonder the war is so powerful! Aren't you Tong Guan's henchman? ”

Li Kui said: "That bird boy doesn't even have a bird, how can my brother obey him?" ”

There is a division of teaching: The handsome man has no birds, how can Lao Cao be willing to obey? A heartfelt word, a map of thousands of miles of rivers and mountains!

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