The first hundred and one picked up Han Wu's fishing beauty
Fang Qifo fought against Du Bao, the battle was indistinguishable, in order to stand up for his Ming Sect brothers, he used the secret method to win in one fell swoop, which won the full house.
Han Shizhong watched the battle from the sidelines, and he was also stunned.
Since he became an artist, whether it was against Western Xia in his early years, or later with Lao Cao Nan's expedition to the north, he has never lost the slightest bit of prestige.
Cao Cao's ruthless men, Luan Tingyu, Lu Junyi, Sun An, etc., have all fought with him, except for the difficult opponent of "Mr. Golden Sword" in foot combat, how can it be weaker?
In his own cognition, if martial arts are practiced to the top, it is the talent of the body, and if the talent is about the same, it is the spirit of life and death.
He thought that he had fought the most, and he fought back and forth with the Xixia people in the past, and he didn't know how many times he fought between life and death, so if he really did a life-sacrificing fight, let him jade unicorn, living Dian Wei, and the spear big sword, and he had no fear in his heart.
However, at this moment, seeing the scene of Fang Qifo's defeat of Du Bao, Han Shizhong couldn't help but feel half numb - with Fang Qifo's martial arts, it is extremely difficult to defeat quickly, if the phase lasts for a long time, when the strength is reduced, such a sudden outburst will be difficult for anyone to resist.
He was originally the habit of Lao Qiu Ba, and he had always been very arrogant and didn't care about everything, but at this moment, he rarely became serious, and he had to think about it carefully, if he was to the seven Buddhas above, how to deal with it.
The thought moved, and the afterglow suddenly swept to a tall and beautiful shadow, hanging his head, and going to the back mountain a little lonely.
Liang Hongyu!
Han Wu raised his eyebrows, and his heart was instantly hot, how could he care about Fang Qi Buddha and Fang Eight Buddha? He followed.
At this time, everyone looked at Fang Qifo, and no one noticed him.
When I slipped a small step and tiptoed up, under the affection, the light body kung fu was self-taught, and the end was not to lose the drum flea, like a crane soaring into the sky, fluttering and falling silently, and the dust between the feet could not be raised!
Juyi Hall is built on the top of the peak, sits in the north and faces south, if you go around to the back of the hall, it is not far from where the Liangshan Reservoir is, and then go down to the front stone path, it is the Beishan Pass.
Although feasting and drinking for days, there are still leaders taking turns to guard the passes on all sides, and it is the "iron fence" Feng Xi who guards the Beishan Pass today.
This person was originally a regimental training envoy under Tian Hu, and he failed to intercept Lao Cao with Qiao Daoqing in Qinshui, and he was captured by Tong Wei, Tong Meng, Hu Jun, and Hu Xian.
Feng Xi was sitting on the gate and was gnawing on the pig's leg, when he suddenly saw a young woman walking down, looked at it, and recognized that it was brought back by Lao Cao Nanzheng, and quickly put down the pig's leg, wiped the oil stains on his clothes, got up and said: "Miss Liang, if you are not busy on the mountain, why come down alone?" ”
Liang Hongyu's face was faintly sad, and she said softly: "Everyone above is noisy and panicked, and they want to go to the waterside to sit down, so please ask Brother Feng to open the door." ”
Feng Yu saw that Liang Hongyu remembered him, and laughed: "Sister, wait a minute, this will open the door!" Waving his hand to urge the little minion to open and close the door, he said attentively: "Sister go to the water's edge, do you want to fish?" For my brother, there is a good wheel rod made of good purple bamboo, and I changed others, and I would never borrow him. ”
Liang Hongyu squeezed out a smile and said, "Thank you Brother Feng for your kindness, I'll just sit down." ”
At this time, the door was closed and opened, Liang Hongyu gave a slight salute and walked down quickly.
Feng Yu looked at it with straight eyes, and when Liang Hongyu walked away, he praised it in his mouth.
There was a close little minion beside him, and he teased: "Brother, this woman is tall and strong, how good-looking?" I can't pull it out when I look at it like this. ”
Feng Xi pursed his mouth: "What do you know!" This red jade girl, with long legs and hips, thin waist and high breasts, isn't she a hundred times better than those short and thin women? What's more, her face is really good-looking, Lao Tzu sees it in his eyes, and he only feels that the pork legs are not fragrant, but it's not what those sour dices say, beautiful and delicious? ”
Before the words fell, I heard someone in my ear: "Hmph, Brother Feng's tricks are very vicious, and my sister has a little benefit, and you are all looking at it." ”
Feng Xi jumped to the side in shock, and turned his head to look, but it was Han Shizhong, who glanced at himself from one glance to the next, and his eyes seemed to be a little ill-intentioned.
It turns out that this North Mountain Pass, is built on the mountain road, this mountain road slope is quite large, if you look from the outside, the wall is more than two zhang high, from the inside, the wall is not more than one zhang, Han Shizhong is the best at climbing first, this height, if no one is blocked, walking generally comes up.
Feng Xi saw that his expression was not good, and his heart suddenly burst, he knew that this guy's martial arts were extravagant, and his temperament was a barbar, so he was a little afraid of him, and at this moment he secretly complained: This Po Han Wu doesn't drink on the mountain, why did he come to me? Oh! Yes, he must have taken a fancy to that red jade girl, and listened to my praise, so he was jealous!
Smelling the smell of wine on Han Shizhong's body, Feng Xi became more and more frightened: Oh no, this guy seems to have drunk a lot, if he beats me up with wine, and only says that he is drunk, can he let me beat him back? That's it, the birds are flying when the disaster comes, and the matter has come to this, so I have to give up the red jade girl.
The magistrate heard that there are quite a few things in a man's nature that are not very clever, such as this inexplicable possessiveness, which is one of them: when he sees a beautiful woman, he is naturally relaxed and happy, and then he sees that this beauty actually has a master, which has nothing to do with him, but he also has to give birth to a lot of unhappiness in his heart.
If the lord is ugly, then guess that the other party must be a rich man, if the lord is handsome, then guess that the other party must be a scumbag who cheats money, in short, if this beauty does not love "me", it must not be true love with others.
The magistrate couldn't help but ask, how can you say this matter so surely? Isn't it a ...... That's right! In the same way as the kings, he was often recognized as a scumbag by people of the same sex when he was a teenager, so he learned. In recent years, he has been getting older, and he is becoming less and less handsome, and he is considered to be a big man, or not far away.
Gossip is not mentioned, and it is said that Feng Yu was in a hurry, and came up with a clever plan, and said with a smile: "Fifth Brother Han is right, in this pair of tricks, it is indeed vicious, I can not only see that the red jade girl is beautiful, but also see that she has a heart, I am afraid that it is all on my brother." ”
Han Wu has been squeezed by Duan Sanniang these days, and the false fire is vigorous, today the ghost envoy sent Liang Hongyu to the tail, but he didn't know what to say after catching up, he became more and more anxious, and heard Feng Xi say that the person he liked had high hips and chests, and he couldn't help but want to make fire with him, and he was brewing an excuse, and suddenly heard this, and his mood immediately turned clear: "Huh? But where does this begin? ”
Feng Xi couldn't help but smile when he saw him, and couldn't help sneering in his heart: Pound, I plan too! His face was serious: "What's so hard to guess?" There is a saying since ancient times, beauties love heroes, Brother Wu returned this time, the three beauties in the team are all stunning, two members of the Fang family, one with Brother Wu, and the other with Uncle Lu, who is the rest with? ”
Han Wu laughed, but he straightened his face again, and pretended to say: "You are farting when you say this, Wu Erlang, 'Sai Zhang Fei', and you Brother Bian, which one is not a man who stands up to the sky?" ”
Feng Xi smiled and said: "With all due respect, these brothers are certainly extravagant, but if they are in their hearts, how can the red jade girl be so melancholy?" Obviously, it's love but not it, so that's the case. Fifth Brother Han, hehe, a few days ago, Senior Brother Lu and they went to be reinforcements, and my sister-in-law insisted on going with them, I'm afraid it's just for this red jade girl, right? Speaking of which, Fifth Brother Han also seems to have a preference for such sturdy women......"
Han Wu saw that he said something in a few words, but he felt that this brother was actually his own confidant, and he didn't bother to hide it, his face collapsed, and he sighed: "Brother Feng, my brother doesn't hide it from you, the Hongyu girl does have a deep love for your brother and me, but my third mother is a person who can't tolerate people, I'm just afraid that Hongyu will feel embarrassed, and if she marries someone else in anger, won't it make me regret it for life?" ”
Feng Xi's eyes rolled when he heard this, and he quickly calculated in his heart: Han Wu is the confidant and favorite general of Brother Wu, if I am friendly with him, won't I also enter the eyes of the eldest brother? If you are willing to reuse it, why worry about not being able to come out in the future?
At the moment, he showed a resolute look: "Fifth Brother Han is willing to tell his confidants, which shows that he treats the younger brother as a real brother!" Now that my brother is distressed, how can my younger brother sit idly by? I have a clever plan in my belly, and I said that with my brother, I told my brother to get what he wanted! ”
Han Wu was overjoyed when he heard this: "Ah, brother, I have always underestimated you, but I didn't expect you to be a wise general?" Tell me the trick – don't worry! But if you have a piece of orange peel to eat, don't forget about Dongting Lake! ”
Feng Xi listened to it, and immediately said his own plan: "Brother, this strategy is only eight words: raw rice is cooked and matured, and then the mother is expensive with her son!" ”
After hearing this, Han Wu hurriedly counted his fingers, and said suspiciously: "Raw rice is cooked, and then the mother is expensive with the son, is this eight words?" ”
Feng Xi was stunned for a moment, hurriedly counted them, and nodded: "Isn't it exactly eight words?" ”
Han Wu was relieved: "Oh! I said I had miscounted...... Raw rice is cooked and cooked ......" read it, and a wicked smile appeared on his face: "Brother, what a plan!" Although you can't go to Lingyan Pavilion, it's a good plan! ”
Feng Xile said: "Brother Gao Jian! If the raw rice is cooked and cooked, naturally I don't worry about the sister going to marry someone else, and in the future, when the belly is big, the sister-in-law will be arrogant and not let the woman enter the door, can she not give the brother's flesh and blood to enter the door? ”
The official heard that Feng Xi's strategy was a bit inferior, and if he told Lin Chong about it, he would be afraid that he would be unable to escape with a fist.
If it is given to Wu Song and Lu Zhishen, I am afraid that I will not directly kill the account. However, Han Wu, Qiu Ba's habits are deep in the bones, although he is also heroic and righteous, but in terms of holding the body, he is inferior to those heroes.
At that moment, he laughed a few times, decided to adopt this plan, and asked Feng Xi: "Where is your purple bamboo fishing rod?" Come with me! Recently, when Hongyu saw me, she ran away, and first found some business, so that she could relax and relax, so that she could act. ”
Feng Xi hurriedly went to the fishing rod to offer, Han Wu got it and took a look, it was really a good rod, the whole body was purple and black, the knots were straight, it was about to be played for a long time, the jade was moist, and the hanging wheel for winding the fishing line was also installed, which was in line with Shen Kuo's "Dongtian Travel Record": "Fishing with a wheel rod, the rod with purple bamboo, the wheel does not want to be big, and the rod should not be long." ”
Han Wu applauded, gently carried it on his shoulder, and said teasingly: "Brother, do you think I look like a fisherman?" ”
Feng Xi complimented: "The fishermen in the world can't catch bighead carp and crucian carp, my brother goes fishing, but he wants to catch a beauty!" ”
Han Wuda smiled, took the fishing rod and bait, and went to the water's edge to find the red jade.
There are poems as proof -
In May, the clouds are clear to the waterfront, and a rod of idle fishing is spring.
The green mountains are green and willows, and the smoke waves are faint and the dust is faint.
The heroes of the wind and the moon, the children of the rivers and lakes.
The etiquette has never been vain, and only one word of love is true.
Feng Xi looked at Han Wu jumping away from Guancheng, and his own family couldn't help but be happy, so he teased with the little minions: "It can be seen that the most difficult thing in the world is self-knowledge, you are like my brother and me, I originally only said that I was a brave general, but today I realized that I am a wise general!" Next time, Brother Wu will convene Wu Xuexuan and others to discuss the matter, and I should participate in it no matter what......"
The little minions all spoke along with him, and after saying a few words, they suddenly heard a loud shout: "Which brother is the gatekeeper today?" Come out to speak, can you see my Han Wu? ”
Shut up everyone, and fight a cold war, the little minions all avoided Feng Xi from a distance, and looked at him as if they were looking at a dead person.
Feng Xi was secretly annoyed and said in a low voice: "You guys are afraid of a fart, I just don't know, did she torture me?" ”
Opened and closed the door at the moment, went down in person, and said with a smile: "Sister-in-law, why don't you drink in the hall, come and close it for me?" ”
Duan Sanniang was full of anxiety because she didn't see Han Wu and Liang Hongyu, and she couldn't speak to people, so she looked for a big circle to find this direction, and she was already annoyed: "Hugh wants Luo Hao, just ask if you have seen Han Wu - Brother Wu is looking for him, there is something important!" ”
This mother-in-law, but she is also anxious and wise, as soon as she spoke, she was afraid that Feng Xi would be afraid of Han Wu, so she didn't say anything, but she lifted Lao Cao Daqi out.
Feng Xi really didn't expect it, and the excuse he had thought of was suddenly speechless, and he said, "Brother Wu is looking for him?" Ahh......h
Duan Sanniang's eyes narrowed: "That dog thief went down the mountain with Liang Hongyu, yes or no?" ”
While speaking, I don't know when there was an extra mace in my hand!
Feng Xi was even more panicked: "Red Jade girl, this, oops, that ......"
Duan Sanniang said angrily: "Good Feng Xi, you dare to lie to me with Han Wu?" ”
Feng Xi was shocked, and subconsciously shouted: "It was Han Wu who asked me to make a plan for him and not do my business......"
As soon as the words came out, his face turned even paler, and he turned his head to run, "oops", he was pulled by Duan Sanniang's bun, dragged back like a chicken, bent his big elbow for a while, and was beaten unconscious on the spot.
Duan Sanniang hated him for designing himself for Han Wu, so he made a move, but he was also afraid of violating the rules of the cottage, so he only used thirty percent of his strength, and he still hit his forehead, but unexpectedly, the other party fainted, and said in surprise: "That's it, I can't help beating like this, how can I have a face called 'iron fence'?" ”
Gently put him on the ground, and rushed down to catch Han Wu by himself.
Feng Xi opened his eyes slightly, and when he saw that the other party was gone, a carp jumped up and scolded the sky: "Damn, who swept the ground?" It's so slippery! Hmph, if it weren't for my sword and shield not at hand, this shrew would have known how powerful! ”
After saying that, I was afraid: "Duan Sanniang's murderous appearance, don't fold Han Wu...... No, if Han Wu can't stand it, if I tell him to cook raw rice, even I am afraid that it will be difficult to live...... That's it, you wait to hold the checkpoint, and I'll invite the two elder brothers Wu Zhi and Chao Gai to come. ”
Not to mention that he went to move the rescue soldiers, just said that Han Wu came down the mountain and looked for it along the waterfront, but not far from the dry village in Beishan, he saw Liang Hongyu sitting on a big stone, holding his cheek with one hand, looking at the lake in a daze.
The other hand unconsciously broke the big stone under the seat, broke off a piece, and threw it into the water, and after a while, it broke a big stone like a dog gnawed on it.
Han Wu secretly praised: Good strength! Don't talk to her, a distance of one or two feet, find a place to sit, and slowly start to sort out the hanging line hook.
Liang Hongyu glanced at him and got up to leave, Han Wu sighed, "Wait!" ”
While he spoke, he straightened the line, but the line was messy, and for a while, how to sort it out?
Liang Hongyu waited for a while, but there was no movement, and she turned her head to leave again. Han Wu threw away the fishing rod, jumped up and said, "Hongyu! I'm going to have a baby with you! As he spoke, he reached out and pulled.
Liang Hongyu's body trembled, and tears fell down: "You disciple!" When I was someone, I said these things. You have a powerful wife in your own house, why bother to recruit me again. ”
Han Wu listened to Feng Xi, Ben Dao pulled her to a no-man's land, first made cooked rice from raw rice, and in the future, the melons were ripe and fell, and the marriage became self-made - he was not a pity, why did he always prefer a strong mother-in-law? It's because it can't afford to cut down.
However, at this moment, seeing her crying with pear blossoms and rain, the heart that had always been fierce to kill, suddenly softened, and the slight pain from twitching and twitching, where did she still go?
hurriedly retreated a few steps, looked at Liang Hongyu stupidly for a while, and suddenly opened his mouth and sang a song-
"How geometrical are people?
Wealth and glory are always idle.
Since ancient times, heroes have been like dreams and officials.
Baoyu's wife is entangled in the man's business.
Old age and disability.
Sideburns and dry bone marrow.
There are benefits to the mountains and forests, and they are greedy for joy.
I'm afraid that obsession will mistake Xian. ”
His singing skills are not good, but at this moment, between the mountains and rivers, he lets go of his voice and sings, and he has a sense of freedom.
Liang Hongyu forgot to cry when she heard it, and after listening to it in a daze, she couldn't help but say: "This is "Nanxiangzi", there seem to be a few laws, the author's skills are not very clever, but the meaning is good, the hero is like a dream, the karma is entangled, and he is delayed in the red dust, and he regrets it when he is old." ”
Han Wu blushed rarely, and muttered a few words: "Yes, I did it indiscriminately, so naturally I am not very clever......"
"You?" Liang Hongyu exclaimed, looked the man in front of him up and down, and saw that he was haggard, but he really had a bit of "sideburns and waves", and couldn't help but sneer, then put away his smile, shook his head and said: "Although this word is not very good, if you want to say that you made it, I don't believe it, even if you write poetry, it is probably the level of Qingzhou poets and Qingzhou poets." ”
"How do you look down on me?" Han Shizhong suddenly became anxious: "In February, on the boat that crossed the river to Runzhou, didn't you tell me that if you want to be a marquis and pay homage to the general, you should know some words so that you can read the war strategy of the military book?" I listened to your words, I secretly read books when I had time, and I consulted Wu Xuexue for words I didn't recognize, and I read the book for two or three months, why is it difficult to make the first word? ”
Liang Hongyu was stunned when she heard this, Han Wu's words were sincere, and they should be true, but from "knowing a few big words" to "making the first word", is it really enough for two or three months? This man...... He's a great talent!
On second thought, he ...... It's because of what I said that I really put in the effort to read and write, and I didn't tell myself, this is to ...... Want to surprise me?
The red jade heart is beating wildly.
At this time, I suddenly heard Lao Cao Gao shouting: "Sanniang sister, don't be excited, everything is only seen on the face of your brother, what do you have to say!" ”
Liang Hongyu and Han Wuqi turned their heads together, but they saw that not far away, by the reeds, Duan Sanniang was holding a wolf's tooth short stick, with a big face, and looked at the two of them like an iceberg and a snow ridge.
This is exactly: the fierce girl has always been afraid of Lang Tang, not to mention that Lang Jun is solemn, but Nanxiang is a song, and it is difficult to believe in two or three months.
(End of chapter)