385. Explode on the spot

As soon as I opened the original, Mr. Gou had a feeling:

Refreshing!

It's so cool that I can't breathe!

This reading speed, this rendering accuracy, this smooth feel, this light! This water!

When he played it before, he didn't think that when he came back from "Different Rivers and Lakes", he suddenly realized that the game "Original Demon" was so silky.

In fact, he doesn't like two-dimensional big-headed dolls, the painting style of "Original Demon" doesn't poke him at all, and when he first played "Original Demon", he didn't think the open world was doing anything particularly good.

But after playing "Different Rivers and Lakes", he understood!

No matter how beautiful a beauty is, she must be set off by an ugly girl, and Qiu Xiang also has a bunch of green leaves to show her beauty!

It's all open world, and "Different Rivers and Lakes" can also climb walls, run, jump, and swim.

But the opening of "Different Rivers and Lakes" is not the same thing as the opening of "Original Demon"!

There is no route planning, no path design, and even no function to get out of the jam.

It feels as if it's just an ordinary MMO online game, but you can climb and swim in it.

But the map is large and empty, except for the towns, there is no hierarchical design, climbing is not encouraged, and running the map is not as fast as running.

Since the functions in the game are all in their own hands, and there is no interaction, what else is there for players to run, jump, and climb?

Open and open, the point is to let players have the desire to explore, but this game is a half-finished product when it sounds good, and it only has krypton content when it is ugly, and it is useless to explore, and it can't be opened at all.

To put it bluntly, this is a pseudo-open world!

Mr. Gou's appetite has long been raised by all kinds of masterpieces, and when he played "Original Demon", he didn't think it was a big deal, but he just felt that compared to domestic manufacturers, it was really amazing.

He has also seen the recent controversies on the Internet, and those controversies have given him the illusion that domestic games seem to really work.

As a result, as soon as you play it, it is completely sparse!

The domestic game is still the same color, and it hasn't changed! Only Beichen has achieved transcendence!

After complaining in his heart for a long time, Mr. Gou finally calmed down.

In fact, if you think about it calmly, the designers of Donghuang Seven Stars are not all fools.

How could they start making this type of game without even understanding the most basic elements of the open world?

The root cause of this situation in this game may be because it has so few characters!

"Original Demon" can play many characters at the same time, and the skills of each character are very simple, but when combined together, there will be various reactions, and there are various possibilities.

But "Different Rivers and Lakes" does not have this design.

"Different Rivers and Lakes" relies purely on various moves.

At the beginning, the various tricks that the protagonist learns are still the kind of rubbing moves, you can play combos, pick up combo, and Mr. Gou also played a little bit.

As a result, after the krypton gold system came out, it turned sour.

He used the thirty links given by the game benefits to draw out a golden exercise, and from then on, beating people is a one-click triple connection, and there is no need to rub the tricks anymore.

It was really cool at first, but after a long time, the gameplay became formulaic.

Pull the monster, use the golden exercise, pull the monster, and then use the golden exercise.

Ninety percent of the damage was done by the Golden Technique, and he didn't need to rub it at all.

He's a little sleepy at the end of the game, it's too boring, and it's not as happy as the first stroke.

But it was impossible for him to switch back and use low-level skills to rub combos again. If you don't use the golden exercises, isn't that a stupid fork?

In this mood, the more Mr. Gou played, the more contradictory he became.

All in all, the game feels like the game designers wanted to make a fun game in the first place.

But after doing it, I looked at it, no, there is no krypton gold point, so I forcibly added some golden exercises and golden weapons......

As soon as these are stuffed inside, the previous complex action design is completely blind.

After returning to "Original Demon", Mr. Gou started the main quest, and the feeling finally returned to normal.

There are no bells and whistles, no variety of skills.

Some have only the simplest and simplest operation, and they are particularly smooth and silky.

Returning to "Original Demon", Mr. Gou found that the details of "Original Demon" were so well done, without wearing molds, and the movements were also natural and not stiff.

On the other hand, in "Different Rivers and Lakes", the mold is serious, the characters will be too terrifying, and the running distance and pace will not match.

In fact, it's not that "Different Rivers and Lakes" is a garbage game, if it comes out before "Original Demon", he won't feel anything, maybe it will be kryptonite.

But Zhuyu is in front, let him play this kind of game again, and he won't be able to play it.

Belonging is to endure the darkness if you have never seen the light.

…… No way.

recalled the torture of playing "Different Rivers and Lakes" just now, and Mr. Gou's whole life was full of vicissitudes.

Teacher Gou opened the card drawing interface with a face full of vicissitudes, stared at the screen for a while, and suddenly shouted:

"This ...... What is this? So cute! ”

In the picture, a little Lori who looks like Little Red Riding Hood is smiling sunnyly, and Mr. Gou's vicissitudes are instantly healed.

He opened the character preview interface and saw the bouncing little Lori, and his heart suddenly melted.

"What is this? So cute and cute! I'm going to pump her! ”

At this time, the barrage on the whole screen swept over one after another:

[What dead lolicon? It's disgusting! Me too, huh? Oh, that's fine. 】

[Lolicon anchor real hammer, I've called the police! ] 】

[Please cherish your live broadcast room and don't openly estrus in the live broadcast room. ] 】

……

Teacher Gou quibbled with a flushed face: "What lolicon?" It's really ugly, can you call Lolicon about raising a daughter? ……”

With that, he started drooling at the screen again.

"Hey, Klee, hey, hey, hey, hey......"

It doesn't look like it's pretending, but it feels real.

At this time, the audience in the live broadcast room really began to worry about Mr. Gou's mental state.

"Open the draw! Wait a minute, and then draw after the task," Teacher Gou said, "Otherwise, you will think that I am coveting the beauty of little Lori." ”

The barrage began to swipe the screen: "Aren't you? ”

Teacher Gou paused, and then said: "I'm a little good now, maybe after the task, calm down, I don't want to smoke, and I can save money." ”

While talking to himself, Mr. Gou clicked on Klee's legendary quest.

After 30 minutes......

"Smoked! Pump, pump, pump! I'm going to pump my life! ”

"What's up? If you love her, you have to give her the best, pump! No regrets! Look at how many I send! ”

Another 5 minutes later......

"The little guarantee is crooked, it's okay, I still have Xingqiong, don't panic......"

Another 5 minutes later......

"Why is the big guarantee full for me!"

After another 30 minutes......

“……”

Teacher Gou looked at the red little Lori on the screen, and there was nothing to love.

800 rounds, finally pumping this little Lori to the fullest.

His money also went with the wind.

Sort of, empty.

The business order he made for "Different Rivers and Lakes" today was already deducted money, and now it was all charged.

It's like saying that the day has been wasted.

It's true. Teacher Gou sat there stunned. It's a bit empty.

However, all unhappiness essentially stems from different perspectives.

Teacher Gou thought about it from a different angle, and he suddenly realized that he had suffered a day's sin, and then used the money he had suffered to exchange for a cure from Klee.

Is there anything more cost-effective in the world?

No loss!

Teacher Gou was uplifted again.

At this moment, Mr. Gou's mobile phone suddenly rang.

Pick it up and take a look, Daddy Jin.

Teacher Gou didn't know what the other party was going to do, so he answered the phone ignorantly, and as soon as he connected, the other side said to him:

"What are you doing? How did you go to play "Original Demon" after you received our business order? ”

Teacher Gou wondered: "Sister, my business order has ended!" ”

The staff member in charge of docking on the opposite side said sharply:

"You can't play the right game right away when it's over! Do you have any credit? ”

No matter how good Mr. Gou's temper is, he feels a little hairy when he is so by the other party, so he presses his temperament and says:

"The business order I made with you for "Different Rivers and Lakes" is 5 hours, and I have finished these 5 hours, and now it is my own time, do I have to ask you for what I want to play?"

The other party said arrogantly: "What kind of attitude do you have?" Think you're a big name, right? I'll definitely react to your guild about you! ”

Teacher Gou said patiently:

"First, you can sue if you want, but I'm a personal anchor, and I haven't added a guild, so I can't find a place to sue if you want to;

"Second, what game I play is my own freedom, I am now on the live broadcast, and the audience in the live broadcast room can testify to me, I have not violated this list in the slightest;

"Third, I don't want your business order! Just do it for nothing, I will return the money to you, what do you like, I won't wait! ”

After speaking, Mr. Gou decisively hung up the phone and collapsed in the chair.

When he answered the phone just now, he kept an eye on it, and when he heard the other party spraying people, he directly turned on the speakerphone, and it was a call made in front of the live broadcast room, and the audience in the live broadcast room heard it.

Although his friends in the live broadcast room are usually little blacks, when they encounter serious things, they are all on Mr. Gou's side.

The person who was docking on the gold master's side just now was indeed in a thief's tone, and it was uncomfortable for anyone to listen to it, and many sailors started spraying on the spot.

[To be honest, when Lao Gou played that list just now, he felt very bored, since he tore his face with the other side, he didn't have to suffer from this, and it was okay to break it. 】

[Teacher Gou dissipates his anger, it's okay to offend the owner, and there are water friends to support you. 】

"Whose Xiaoya sent a super-large rocket ×5"

["Different Rivers and Lakes" is simply rubbish, and there are a bunch of bugs when the server is opened, and at a glance, it just runs away to make a wave of money, and this is still a feeling? ] Laughing to death. 】

[I won't say much about the quality of the game, everyone has a different definition of a good game in their hearts, but they don't even fix the bugs, and I will hack "Different Rivers and Lakes" for the rest of my life. 】

[Hehe, do you guess why "Different Rivers and Lakes" is so urgent? Because the server data is rotten, it has exploded, and I can't beat "Original Demon", so I can only catch the little anchor and bully. 】

The long barrage on the screen rolled away, and for a while, it was all condemnation of Donghuang Qixing, and many people gave gifts.

Mr. Gou was touched by these water friends.

He rubbed his face, sat up and said, "Thank you, I'm fine." ”

After a pause, he said: "I still apologize to everyone, playing "Different Rivers and Lakes" before was indeed a business order, I experienced it myself, and it also brought you a very poor live broadcast experience, so I apologize to everyone here." ”

"Everyone has also seen it, I broke up with Party A just now, I won't talk about the merits, anyway, I will return the money to Party A afterwards, so I can objectively evaluate a wave of "Different Rivers and Lakes", ......"

Taking a deep breath, he said: ""Strange Rivers and Lakes is a half-finished game now, or it's not even a half-finished game, don't play it." ”

Mr. Gou's true feelings were revealed, which won the touch of the audience in the live broadcast room, and the gifts were more energetic.

There are also indignant do-gooders who helped to spread the slices of this live broadcast to major platforms, and as a result, it suddenly became popular.

In the scarf, the topic of "Party A quarreled with the anchor" jumped rapidly, and suddenly came to the 5th place in the hot search.

Just pressed the 6th ranked ""Different Rivers and Lakes" open beta".

In Pineapple Pineapple, the video of Teacher Gou being scolded is also on the hot list, and you can get it when you enter the station.

In this wave, not only Teacher Gou became popular, but Donghuang Seven Stars also became completely popular.

……

Chen Ya put down his phone and said to Luan Qingying: "This time the navy is a bit powerful, I can't tell which ones are the navy and which ones are real." ”

Luan Qingying said: "Of course, we give a lot of money this time, and we specially ask them to be smart and not brainless." ”

After a pause, he said: "But there is another reason, it is indeed that "Different Rivers and Lakes" is too poor, and no matter how dark it is, it is on point. ”

Chen Ya said again: "This anchor named Teacher Gou feels quite pitiful, send him a few business orders." ”

Luan Qingying asked: "But Mr. Chen, we don't give the business order, he is also playing, if you give it, doesn't it seem very deliberate?" ”

Chen Ya raised his eyes to look at him: "I just want to deliberately, give him money to have fun." By the way, it's not just him, let the marketing department investigate it, find out a thousand KOLs, and send a business order. ”

Luan Qingying felt a little suffocated: "A thousand? We've never invited KOLs before, so isn't it ...... to do so much at once?"

Chen Ya said: "I didn't invite you before because I didn't have enough funds before, but now, we have money!" ”

After Luan Qingying left, Chen Ya lay down comfortably, in a good mood.

Laughing to death, he Chen Ya really doesn't care about the slander of his friends, but that doesn't mean that he doesn't hold grudges.

He is quite resentful, he was hacked by the navy before, and he was bought into the ghosts, one by one, but he remembers it all!

This time, "Different Rivers and Lakes" has a lot of bugs, yes, he did it!

Previously, he had already hacked into Cai Zhenyi's studio network through some small means, leaving some small surprises.

The original intention was just to let the bug slow down their development speed a little, but I didn't expect Cai Zhenyi to be in such a hurry, the bug was not repaired, and the three tests were not done, so he went online directly.

Then don't you give him a big wave, aren't they all sorry for such a good opportunity?

As for those who sprayed "Different Rivers and Lakes" on the Internet, of course, they were all found by Chen Ya!

One report and one report, if you hack me, of course I will hack back.

At most, I'll only spend a little more than you.

It's a pity that Cai Zhenyi's water army that he spent money on has all become reverse propaganda;

And the water army bought by Chen Ya, with the explosive performance of the opening of "Different Rivers and Lakes", how dark is it.

In this wave, "Different Rivers and Lakes" exploded directly on the spot.