Chapter 39: Hanging from a tree and fighting
When Hu Shifan and Li Zheng heard the voice, they glanced at each other, and they could see the look of anger in each other's eyes.
"Go down and have a look!"
When the two of them got out of the carriage, they saw two guards kneeling on the ground, their noses and faces were swollen from who had beaten them, and their clothes were torn to pieces!
Seeing this, Hu Shifan was furious in his chest, gritted his teeth and said, "Who hit it!" ”
A guard with a beard cried and said, "No, I didn't see it clearly!" ”
Hu Shifan held his breath and scolded: "I don't know who fights, you have a fart!" ”
Another thinner guard shouted aggrievedly, "My lord! They put on a sack and beat it again! I can't see anything! ”
“......”
Hu Shifan took a deep breath, suppressed the anger in his heart, and asked, "What the hell is going on?" ”
The bearded guard snorted and said with tears: "I went to Honglu Temple, and according to Lord Li's instructions, let them greet the mission with the gift of nine guests, and before I finished speaking, they were blasted out, saying that I didn't know that there was a mission." ”
"The lowly position argues on the basis of reason, they ignore it at all, and only let the lowly position get out of it early, and the lowly position is really angry, so they kicked the door of the Honglu Temple."
"Then I don't know where more than a dozen big men came out of nowhere, and put sacks on the heads of the lowly positions, which was a beating!"
"If it weren't for his humble body, he would have died in front of the gate of Nahonglu Temple by now!"
Speaking of which.
He cried aggrievedly, obviously being beaten lightly.
"What about you?"
Hu Shifan looked at the thin guard and asked, "Why were you beaten too?" ”
The thin guard cried: "I came to Nahonglu Temple later, and before I entered the door, I didn't say a word, but I was put on my head with a sack and hung on a tree to beat. ”
"They also let the lowly post sing, what is it called, conquer, if you don't sing, you won't let the lowly come back!"
"Lord Hu, Lord Li, I was almost hanged on that crooked neck tree!"
Hu Shifan wanted to ask: Did you sing it in the end?
But seeing them like this, you don't have to ask, you must have sung to come back!
He looked at the two unadult-looking guards who had been beaten, and his eyes burst with rage, and he was about to flare.
Suddenly, I heard the "whoop" of the bearded guard, and cried even worse.
While crying, while complaining:
"They, they also took off their lowly pants and pumped their lowly butts with wattles!"
"Lord Hu! What kind of slapping of their despicable ass, they are slapping you in the face! ”
As soon as this remark came out.
The people around who were watching the excitement couldn't hold back anymore and burst into laughter.
Look at the pedestrians pointing around.
Hu Shifan could no longer restrain the anger in his heart, stepped forward and kicked him to the ground: "Useless thing! ”
Side.
Li Zheng looked at the two of them, and he didn't know what to say for a while.
Don't talk about such a thing as beating an envoy, it's the first time I've heard of it.
However, strictly speaking, these two people are not envoys, but just guards in the mission.
And if you dig deeper, it was one of them who kicked the gate of Honglu Temple first, and it was nothing to be beaten down.
The question is.
It is impossible for Honglu Temple not to know that the mission has recently arrived in Beijing.
said he didn't know, obviously pretending to be stupid.
What are they doing this for?
Is it just a desire to humiliate the mission?
Give the mission a dismount?
Aren't they afraid of Da Wu's iron horse?
Could it be ......
They already know about Yue Guo?
Li Zheng thought of this, his face changed, and his mind was spinning rapidly, thinking about how to deal with it.
And the other side.
Hu Shifan couldn't help but scold:
"Barbarian!"
"It's a barbarian!"
"Sooner or later, one day, my big Wu iron cavalry will step on the ......"
When Li Zheng heard this, he woke up suddenly, stepped forward, covered Hu Shifan's mouth, and reminded: "Master Hu, disaster comes from your mouth!" ”
Hu Shifan was covered with his mouth, and he was about to get angry, when he suddenly saw it!
In the surrounding crowd, there are many sturdy men staring at themselves!
It seems that he will come up at any moment, put a sack on him, and beat him violently!
Moment.
Hu Shifan sobered up.
He took a deep breath, calmed his emotions, gritted his teeth and said, "Go back!" ”
The two returned to the carriage one after the other.
Just sat down.
Li Zheng said: "Lord Hu, the situation is not right, the cadres should have known about the war between the imperial court and the Yue Kingdom, otherwise they would not be so arrogant." ”
Hu Shifan is just short-tempered, and his brain is still very smart.
Hearing this, his brows furrowed slightly, and he said, "What should I do?" Back to Beijing? ”
Now that the war with Yue has been exposed, no matter how stupid the prime minister of Qianguo is, it is impossible to compromise with Wu again.
There's no point in staying here.
Li Zheng asked rhetorically: "If we go back like this, how can we explain to Your Majesty?" ”
When Hu Shifan heard this, he was silent.
Truly.
In any case, they were all envoys to Qianguo as an envoy, and they didn't even see the people from Honglu Temple, so they went back in disgrace, even if there were thousands of reasons, it was not easy to explain to His Majesty.
Li Zheng saw that Hu Shifan didn't speak, and said: "What Xia Guan means is that let's go to Honglu Temple first, and if someone receives us, we will stay first to see how it develops in the future." ”
"If there is no one to receive it, let's find a place in Chang'an to stay for one night, and then go to Honglu Temple the next day, if there is no one to receive it, and then return to Beijing, so that the imperial historians have nothing to say."
Hu Shifan thought for a while, waved his hand and said, "Just do as you say!" ”
After speaking, he closed his eyes and recuperated.
Li Zheng glanced at him, didn't say anything, and got out of the carriage.
Seeing that the two guards were still crying there, he said angrily: "Shame on you!" Isn't it just a beating, a manly man, why is this? ”
The bearded guard cried, "They also spanked the lowly ass!" ”
The thin guard said in pain: "They also let the lowly sing conquest!" ”
“......”
Li Zheng was completely speechless for the two of them, and instructed the other guards: "Drag them to the car!" ”
The other guards couldn't help but laugh and arched their hands, "Yes, my lord!" ”
After dragging the two guards who had been beaten into the wagon.
Li Zheng also returned to the carriage.
The group continued to set off and walked towards Honglu Temple.
With the experience of the past, along the way, the guards of the mission were tense, for fear that a group of big men would come out and rob Hu Shifan.
Fortunately.
All the way to Honglu Temple, nothing went wrong.
As expected.
Arrived at Honglu Temple.
All Li Zheng saw was the little official who opened the door.
In any case, the little official only replied with two sentences.
"The lord of the yamen has something to do, and he can't see you."
"I haven't heard that Wu sent an embassy, you shouldn't be fake, right?"
Seeing that the little official was going to report to the official, he arrested their group of people who "pretended to be the Wu State Mission".
Li Zheng had no choice but to leave with the mission.
By this time, it was almost dark.
The delegation could only find a restaurant to live in Chang'an City.
Evening.
Sunset.
It's a lively time in the restaurant.
Hu Shifan sat on the chair, looked at the wine and food in front of him, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and gritted his teeth and said:
"The barbarian land, vulgar and unbearable, sooner or later, one day my Great Wu Iron Cavalry will set foot on the Qianguo!"