Chapter 020: Don't talk about martial arts
Soaring trash talk, Xu Zhou has never won in the original world.
Because of work, I often have to deal with the aunts in the vegetable market, and all of them are definitely SSS+ players, and the output depends on their mouths. If there is a rank, it is definitely the level of the glory king.
Xu Zhou is rated A+ at most, a golden rank, but in this world, it is enough.
Especially in the face of Pang Hu, who is five big and three thick, and has atrophied cerebellum.
"Poofโ"
Everyone was amused, and Xu Zhou's mouth was too poisonous, why didn't he see it before.
"Don't talk nonsense, see who can't speak for a while!" Pang Hu no longer talked nonsense with Xu Zhou, collided with his fists, strode forward, and stepped out of a puddle with one foot.
In the blink of an eye, Pang Hu swung his arm and punched.
A fist as big as a sandbag appeared in front of Xu Zhou, and the fist was strong.
If it's in the middle, the nose will sink in.
Xu Zhou saw the opportunity to bend down and dodge, choosing to temporarily avoid its edge.
He easily dodged a punch, bowed forward, like a vigorous cheetah, stepped forward and hugged one of Pang Hu's thighs, and at the same time put his right foot on the heel of the fat tiger to form a fulcrum, and his body slammed forward.
The scientific name of this trick is "leg holding".
Pang Hu was hugged by Xu Zhou and fell backwards on one leg, subconsciously lowered his center of gravity, hugged Xu Zhou's waist with both hands, and immediately stabilized his figure.
If it were someone else, he would definitely be tripped by Xu Zhou.
It's a pity that Xu Zhou is facing Pang Hu, a giant with a burly body and top height.
Leg cuffs had no effect on him.
didn't knock down Pang Hu at the first time, Xu Zhou was alert and wanted to distance the two of them.
But how could Pang Hu give him this opportunity, put his arms around Xu Zhou's waist, and hugged him stiffly.
Well, now Xu Zhou has also become a chick cub in the hands of Pang Hu, and he has no power to resist.
It's really too big a difference in height and weight between the two.
It's all about adults beating children!
Pang Hu wrapped his arms around Xu Zhou's waist, and although Xu Zhou struggled hard, it was still difficult to break free.
Pang Hu smiled: "Boy, let you taste the iron skull of the tiger master!" โ
Anyway, brain-to-brain.
"Bang!"
Xu Zhou only felt that the sky was spinning, his eyes were dizzy, and his forehead was dying, and he didn't feel very good.
Pang Hu wanted to knock a second time, but Xu Zhou had already broken free of one hand, clenched his fists in a hurry, and smashed it into Pang Hu's eye sockets.
"Whew!"
Pang Hu was in pain, and the strength of his arm decreased.
Xu Zhou saw the opportunity, relied on his physical instinct, bent his legs, and kicked on Pang Hu's chest.
With the help of force, his whole person is like a cannonball out of the chamber.
"Whoosh" and flew out of the way.
Gliding through the rain for several meters, leaving a shallow ravine on the ground, it slowly stopped.
Xu Zhou escaped Pang Hu's control and struggled to stand up and rub his dazed forehead.
Never get close, never get close...... Xu Zhou reminded himself vigorously in his heart.
Pang Hu is large in size and powerful.
If he catches him, there is no chance to resist.
Panting heavily, Xu Zhou calmed down and had a way to deal with Pang Hu in his heart.
"That move!"
He wiped the rain on his face, saw where Pang Hu was, and rushed over.
Pang Hu opened his posture, stabilized the lower plate, and met Xu Zhou's impact.
Fights, he hasn't lost yet, especially hand-to-hand combat.
When there were still three steps between the two, Xu Zhou stopped abruptly, and with a sweep of the hall, a string of rain on the ground was shoveled up out of thin air.
The rain splashed, and Pang Hu subconsciously raised his arms to block the rain.
At this time, Xu Zhou saw the opportunity and slapped his crotch fiercely.
Since the disparity in strength between the two sides is too great, let's take the other party's vital point.
Crotch, joints, eyes, neck...... It's all a place to start.
It's immoral, but now I can't take care of it.
Just win it.
The jailers at the door of the prison saw Xu Zhou's kid slap his crotch fiercely, and subconsciously clamped his crotch, and a cool breeze poured straight into it.
"This kid, it's not a thing, pick and choose there!"
"It's just, it's just a scoundrel."
"It's over, Brother Tiger is going to capsize in the gutter again!"
The jailer talked a lot, gossiping, and saying everything.
Last time, Xu Zhou relied on this trick to make Pang Hu's life unable to take care of himself.
"Bell!"
There was an unexpected muffled sound.
Xu Zhou's toes slammed, as if he had kicked an iron plate.
Pang Hu also reacted at this moment, reached out and grabbed Xu Zhou's ankle, patted the iron plate that had been prepared in his crotch, and said with a smile: "I didn't expect it, Master Tiger, I was prepared...... You're a weird kid. โ
Then, Pang Hu picked up Xu Zhou and threw it on the ground a few times.
Xu Zhou suddenly lost his center of gravity, was thrown to pieces, and was finally thrown into the distance, curled up on the ground motionless.
Well, Pang Hu is not cerebellar atrophy, this person eats a trench and grows wise, and an iron plate is stuffed in the crotch of his pants, who would have thought of this?
A normal person wouldn't do that!
"Whew-"
Xu Zhou gasped for breath, and finally endured the severe pain in his body and got up, but Pang Hu had already walked up to him, ready to humiliate Xu Zhou.
There is no way, in a hurry, Xu Zhou still slapped his crotch.
Pang Hu knew that his crotch was protected by an iron plate, but his body still reacted subconsciously and blocked Xu Zhou's legs with both hands.
"Fooled!"
Xu Zhou pulled the corners of his mouth, smiled sinisterly, clenched his right fist, and punched Pang Hu's eye socket fiercely.
"Whew......"
A high-pitched howl.
Pang Hu held his eyes and took a few steps back.
While Pang Hu covered his eyes and wailed, Xu Zhou stepped forward to make up a few punches.
Fist to flesh.
"Interesting!"
Wei Dao, who had been watching the play from a distance, saw this scene and muttered with his beard under his chin.
This baby's ability to adapt to changes is not bad.
"It's another trick! Shameless! All the jailers watched from a distance, and they all felt worthless for Pang Hu.
Last time, Xu Zhou was like this, picking on people's eye sockets.
"I'm going to kill you!" Pang Hu was completely enraged, and desperately, chased after Xu Zhou.
Xu Zhou is not in love with war, he picks up his arms and runs away.
So, there was a dramatic scene on the field.
On the spacious square outside the cell.
Xu Zhou spread his legs in front and ran desperately, and Pang Hu chased desperately behind.
The distance between the two is always only a little bit different.
In the end, he is not good at speed, Xu Zhou is like a loach, and Pang Hu can't catch Xu Zhou.
"There's a kind of you don't run."
"There's a kind of don't chase!"
"If you don't run, I won't chase."
"If you don't chase, I won't run."
"Boy, don't let me catch you!"
"Slightly!" Xu Zhou made a grimace as he ran.
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In the end, both of them were out of breath and stopped one after another to rest for a while.
I can't tell if it's sweat or rain on my face.
The two bent over their knees, gasping for air, and looked at each other.
"Why don't you forget it? You can't catch up with me. Xu Zhou crossed his waist, panted and looked at Pang Hu behind him, and suggested.
Pang Hu finally swallowed a breath and pointed at Xu Zhou: "No, I can't swallow this breath of Master Tiger, you come over and let me beat it, forget about it, we will still be colleagues in the future." โ
"You say, you're such a big person, why are you still like a child, and I don't have much to do."
Pang Hu's seven orifices are smoking.
Not heavy?
It's not heavy, how can I cultivate at home for many days?
The doctor said that if he loses it again, he will cut off his children and grandchildren.
This breath, how do you want Pang Hu to swallow it.
"No, I have to breathe this out!" Pang Hu said.
Xu Zhou shrugged his shoulders and sent him to give him a beating?
This is absolutely impossible.
As for his small body, he is not enough for two fists.
He Bao, lying on the ground, is an example.
Xu Zhou looked at He Bao, this baby has not moved for a long time.
Pang Hu also looked at He Bao in the middle of the two at this time.
Suddenly, a bold plan took shape in my mind.
Pang Hu pretended to continue chasing Xu Zhou, but when Xu Zhou saw Pang Hu chasing again, he ran away.
Pang Hu passed by He Bao, bent down and grabbed it with one hand, put his fist on He Bao's miserable white face, stopped and threatened Xu Zhou: "If you don't come, I will beat him." โ
Xu Zhou ran two steps, and when he saw Pang Hu stop, he immediately stopped, and said dissatisfiedly: "Hey! Why are you like this? Do you still talk about martial arts? As you said earlier, this is between the two of us...... What does it have to do with He Bao. โ
Pang Hu was embarrassed, smiled, and pouted his teeth: "Hurry up, come here, let me take a ......"
"Whew!"
In the rain, Pang Hu's voice just fell.
A small silver needle shot like a silver arrow from a distance, abruptly piercing Pang Hu's neck, and the tail of the needle vibrated back and forth.
The fat tiger suddenly felt that his eyes were dark, his whole body was sore, and his body fell to one side, splashing a lot of water.
The change happened so suddenly, and everyone didn't react for a while.
The old man holding the umbrella took a step, slowly approached Pang Hu who fell to the ground, bent down and pulled out the silver needle from his neck, and put it back on the cuff.
"Okay, this matter ends here, they are all colleagues, if you look up and don't look down, what can't you do."
Wei Dao held an umbrella and shook his sleeves.
This seems to be said to Xu Zhou and Pang Hu, but in fact it was said to the onlookers to listen, and now Pang Hu fainted inexplicably, Wei Dao needs the jailers to wait for Pang Hu to wake up and relay his words to Pang Hu.