Chapter 067: Greetings from My Cousin
In the calm courtyard, two women are doing different things.
Lu Yun was busy in the kitchen, chattering non-stop, and the white harrier eagle outside the kitchen was leaning against the wall, his head tilted slightly, and the corners of his mouth were smiling.
How nice it would be if it kept going like this!
……
"Harrier Eagle? Harrier Eagle? ”
"Harrier, why don't you speak?"
Lu Yun couldn't hear the white harrier eagle answer for a long time, so he poked his head out of the window.
Then she saw Xu Zhou, who was standing at the door of the hall, naked with his upper body and only a big pair of pants on his lower body, his hair messy and unkempt on his head, and he was awakened by urine.
Xu Zhou was indeed woken up by urine.
As usual, he was ready to put some water on without his shirt.
As soon as I went out, I saw a tall girl leaning against the kitchen door.
The girl has a melon seed face, long eyes, a high ponytail, a black dress, a cyan belt, and a sword against the wall...... A proper female swordsman.
Xu Zhou opened his mouth slightly, stunned for a while, and then saw Yun Niang poking her head out of the kitchen window.
Yun Niang was a little surprised and a little panicked when she saw herself...... However, the female swordsman lost her mind for a moment, and immediately returned to her arrogance.
"This ......"
"Forehead ......"
Lu Yun laughed embarrassedly, clasped her hands together and slowly walked out of the kitchen, pointed at the white harrier eagle and stammered, "This is, yes...... It's my distant cousin, yes, distant cousin, surnamed Bai! ”
White cousin!
Xu Zhou beckoned and said hello, but the white harrier eagle ignored it.
Lu Yun's smile froze on her face, she felt that this lie was a bit unfulfillable, scratched her head and said: "Husband, my cousin has been a rebellious since she was a child, she has no rules, she likes to dance with guns and sticks, and she has a dream of rivers and lakes...... She ran away from home when she was a child, and she hasn't been home for more than ten years, no, I went to the vegetable market to buy vegetables just now, and I met her unexpectedly, so I didn't dare to recognize her......"
"Harrier Eagle, say hello to your brother-in-law." Lu Yunla pulled the sleeve of the white harrier eagle and wanted to cry a little.
There is a saying that is true...... Accidents always come, and there are times when people are unprepared.
The white harrier eagle had a cold face, held the sword leaning against the wall in his arms, looked at Xu Zhou, and said in a cold tone: "Brother-in-law? That's how my brother-in-law met my cousin. ”
Xu Zhou looked down, and indeed, his upper body was a little indecent now.
"I'm sorry."
Xu Zhou returned to the house, moved quickly, put on his clothes and came out again.
Lu Yun and the White Harrier Eagle lowered their heads and whispered something, and when they saw Xu Zhou coming out, the two girls both smiled, but the smile on the White Harrier Eagle's face always felt that someone else was holding a sword on her neck to force her to laugh.
"Brother-in-law."
The white harrier eagle hugged his fist at Xu Zhou and bowed his head slightly, which was regarded as a salute.
"Cousin, cousin white."
Xu Zhou clenched his fists, and then said: "Since my cousin has come to the capital, then I am a guest, so let's not leave my cousin these days, stay here, stay a few more days, and let me and your cousin do our best to be a landlord......"
Xu Zhou won't say polite words, the most important thing is that he wants to go to the toilet now.
Before he could say a word, Xu Zhou moved to the thatched house.
After coming out, a table of food had been prepared, as well as wine, waiting for Xu Zhou to accompany the guests.
Xu Zhou washed his hands and sat down under the gaze of the two.
Looking at the white harrier eagle up and down, don't say it, it's really like what Lu Yun said.
This child has been rebellious since she was a child, and her eyes always reveal unruliness.
Xu Zhou picked up the small wine cup in front of him with both hands and saluted the white harrier eagle: "Cousin Bai, brother-in-law toasts you with a glass, the poor house is a widow, don't dislike it." ”
The white harrier eagle glanced at Xu Zhou, did not pick up the wine cup, but said lightly with his arms around his chest: "I heard my cousin, my brother-in-law works in the county office?" ”
Lu Yun was beside him, his eyes were as wide as copper bells, and the hands under the table pulled the sleeves of the white harrier eagle vigorously...... Don't me.
The white harrier eagle was unmoved, looking directly at Xu Zhou, waiting for his answer.
Xu Zhou nodded: "Yes." ”
"I heard it's a jailer?"
"That's right."
The White Harrier Eagle suddenly frowned, and his tone became heavier: "That's a little inappropriate." ”
"What do you mean?" Xu Zhou didn't understand.
Ignoring Lu Yun's murderous eyes, the White Harrier Eagle continued: "Although my cousin's family is poor, my cousin herself is a beauty from ten miles and eight towns, and she is smart and capable...... Brother-in-law is good, a big man sleeps until noon, and my cousin is also taking care of the wine shop outside, my cousin really feels sorry for my poor cousin. ”
Xu Zhou was embarrassed and took a deep breath...... Dare to be affectionate, this cousin who came out of nowhere is here to give her brother-in-law a threat.
Lu Yun, who was sandwiched between the two, wanted to die.
Just took advantage of the gap between Xu Zhou's thatched house, she explained everything, and asked the white harrier eagle to cooperate a little and have a meal together to fool the past.
Who knew that the white harrier eagle had promised well just now, but now it ......
Lu Yun hugged the white harrier's arm and shook it gently: "Cousin, your brother-in-law is very good to me, so don't worry about it." ”
The white harrier eagle played with the essence of the body, snorted lightly, stroked Lu Yun's shoulder, and said in a gentle voice: "Cousin, you didn't say that just now, you said that your brother-in-law often beats you, often half dead, and his body is blue and purple. ”
Xu Zhou: "o((⊙_⊙))o"
I...... Domestic violence? I don't have any impression of what happened to me.
"Brother-in-law, is there such a thing?" The white harrier eagle frowned and looked at Xu Zhou.
Xu Zhou sighed in his heart, and inadvertently caught a glimpse of the white harrier eagle leaning against the iron sword on the table, and hurriedly waved his hand: "Cousin misunderstood, who is talking nonsense...... Your cousin and I are very affectionate, and we promise life and death, aren't we, Yun Niang? ”
Xu Zhou looked at Lu Yun with a blank eye, and he was about to cry.
Lu Yun hurriedly shifted the target, let go of the white harrier eagle, and instead hugged Xu Zhou's arm, leaning his head on Xu Zhou's shoulder: "Cousin, what you said is nothing, and your brother-in-law and I are very affectionate." ”
The white harrier eagle was forcibly fed a handful of dog food, and he was very unhappy...... It was you, the dog man, who snatched my master.
She coldly picked up the wine cup in front of her.
Seeing this, Xu Zhou hurriedly touched each other.
The white harrier shrugged his shoulders and said loudly: "Brother-in-law, cousin is not talented, I have been in the rivers and lakes for so many years, and there are ...... people I have killed Hundreds, I'm a person, I don't have any great skills, I just like to punish rape and eliminate evil...... I can't see my poor cousin being bullied the most, and I dare to let me know who is bullying her, I ......."
"I'm the first to say no! Drink! Xu Zhou grabbed the words and drank all the wine in the wine cup, leaving not a drop left.
At the end, he patted his chest and promised: "Cousin, don't worry, my brother-in-law is not talented, but I am doing things in the county government, in the future, as long as I have a bowl of rice to eat, I will not be hungry Yun Niang, Yun Niang will follow me and will not suffer." ”
The white harrier listened to Xu Zhou's assurance, nodded, and then drank the wine.
Lu Yun hurriedly greeted the two: "Hurry up, eat the vegetables...... If you don't eat it, it's cold. ”
"Yes, yes, my cousin came from afar to eat!"
"Cousin, eat vegetables." White Harrier Eagle said.
"Husband, eat!" Lu Yun said.
"Cousin eats." Xu Zhou said.
The three of them took turns, and none of them would take the first ......