Chapter 213: It's All Your Fault! I'm broken!
Fang Xiu stretched out his hand to hold the little empress's soft twing, and chuckled: "Is it wrong for the minister to be obedient?" ”
Wu Mingkong was controlled with one hand, stretched out his other hand, pounded his chest, gritted his teeth and said, "I've never seen you so obedient before!" ”
Not to be outdone, Fang Xiu counterattacked.
After a while, the two scuffled again.
I don't know how long it took.
Wu Mingkong felt that the strength of his whole body was drained, and he lay on the bed weakly, not wanting to move.
Fang Xiu had a smile in his eyebrows, and the old fox who had successfully stolen the fish looked at Wu Mingkong and chuckled: "Your Majesty still wants to bully the ministers?" ”
When did I bully you.
Obviously, you bullied me.
Wu Mingkong gave him a roll of his eyes and didn't want to pay attention to him at all.
Seeing this, Fang Xiu smiled even more, stretched out his hand to smooth the ends of her messy hair, and said softly: "Your Majesty, what do you think should be done with Li Yingyue?" ”
Wu Mingkong glanced at him and snorted, "That's your wife, what do you ask me to do?" ”
Fang Xiu stretched out his hand to hold her and said with a smile: "There is only one wife of the minister, Your Majesty. ”
The tone is gentle and firm.
Wu Ming shrank in his arms, his heart was unprecedentedly satisfied, and he hummed and chirped: "If you let me make a decision, let her enter the palace, and every time you come to bed, let her wait by the side." ”
“......”
This idea even Fang Xiu, who had experienced many vicissitudes, felt a little perverted, and he was down for a while, not knowing what to say.
The little empress just said casually, and when she saw Fang Xiu's strange expression, she suddenly realized that she really wanted to do this, it seemed a little unusual......
Not only is he not like a human king, but he is simply not a son of man.
Thinking of the scene where Li Yinyue stood aside with tears in her eyes and a desperate face.
She herself felt that she was too perverted, so she couldn't help but stretch out her soft wattle, cover her little face, and said in a mosquito-like voice: "I just say it casually, and you will act as if you didn't hear anything." ”
Fang Xiu looked at the little empress who was extremely ashamed, a smile hooked up at the corner of his mouth, and he chuckled: "The minister really didn't hear anything, let Li Yingyue stand next to him, it's all ......"
"Shut up!"
Before he finished speaking, Wu Mingkong stretched out his hands and covered his mouth.
Pretty face flushed, and squeezed out three words from between her teeth: "It's all your fault!" ”
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The system prompt sounds.
Fang Xiu knew that with the character of the little empress, if he continued to tease, he was afraid that he would be killed.
So he didn't repeat what she just said, but just pretended to be aggrieved: "What does this have to do with the minister?" ”
Wu Mingkong glared at him, and said angrily: "If you hadn't bullied me all the time, how would I have come up with such a mess......"
“......”
Fang Xiu was speechless for a while, silent for a while, and suddenly said, "Who asked the minister to beg for mercy in the first place?" ”
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Hearing him mention this stubble, Wu Mingkong's face turned even redder, and he couldn't wait to find a hole to get into.
"You are not allowed to speak!"
The sense of shame in Wu Mingkong's heart surged, his watery peach blossom eyes were covered with a layer of mist, and his voice seemed a little trembling.
Seeing this, Fang Xiu hurriedly stretched out his hand to caress her little head, and soothed: "The minister is just joking......
"No jokes!"
There were tears rolling in Wu Mingkong's watery eyes, and Xiao Fan punched his chest, humming and chirping: "It's all your fault!" I've broken it! ”
Fang Xiu looked at her with a pitiful appearance, forcibly held back a smile, took her in his arms, and comforted her sweetly for a while.
The sense of shame and guilt in Wu Mingkong's heart weakened a little, and he looked at Fang Xiu and snorted, "It will be Qingming in a few days, what are you going to do?" ”
What Li Yingyue said standing at the door just now, she heard it clearly.
It is absolutely impossible to let her go back to Zhou.
But it's not appropriate to hang her like this, there is always a solution.
In fact, sending Li Yinyue back to China to worship may be a bit difficult for the first village with such a master, but it is not impossible.
But it is not necessary to spend so much manpower and powerlessness on her.
Fang Xiu thought for a moment, made a decision, and said, "I can let her write a letter and send it to the Imperial Mausoleum of the Zhou Kingdom, as for returning to China to worship...... If it's fast, it's a year later, and if it's slow, it's five years later. ”
There is no doubt that one to five years refers to the time taken to destroy the Zhou state.
Wu Mingkong raised his eyebrows and asked curiously, "Can Bai Qi destroy the Zhou State within a year?" ”
Fang Xiu replied: "Normally, it will definitely not work, but if Emperor Zhou dies, it will not be necessarily." ”
Wu Mingkong glanced him up and down and asked, "What is death?" ”
Death is the dialect of the state of Wu, and it is normal for the little empress to not understand it.
Fang Xiu thought for a moment and explained, "Kill yourself. ”
Wu Mingkong sighed, and after a moment of silence, he didn't know what he thought, looked at Fang Xiu, and said softly: "After Li Yingyue woke up, it seems to be different from before. ”
"Is there one?"
Fang Xiu's eyes showed a blank look.
"Don't pretend!"
Wu Mingkong slapped him lightly, and snorted: "I only came here once and found out, I don't believe you can't notice it." ”
Fang Xiu said: "Maybe it's because after she woke up, the minister never had contact with her. ”
"It's strange to believe you."
Wu Mingkong gave him a roll of his eyes, but his heart was sweet.
Although she knew that Fang Xiu was coaxing her, what girl didn't want her sweetheart to coax her.
"I feel that after waking up, she is her real character, arrogant but not cold, the reason why she became like that later is that she has experienced some things in the past few years, which made her feel cold and hid the soft part of her original personality."
Wu Mingkong propped up his little head, reclined on the bed, and analyzed seriously.
Fang Xiu looked at her serious appearance, stretched out his thumb, and praised: "It is worthy of Your Majesty, your eyes are like torches, you can analyze so many things when you just meet them." ”
After getting along for so long, Wu Mingkong had already become immune to his yin and yang weirdness, snorted, and didn't bother to pay attention to him.
Fang Xiu looked at the arrogant and delicate little face in front of him, and his heart moved again, and he leaned over.
"Uh-huh?"
"You...... Why are you ......?"
Wu Mingkong's eyes widened, his body trembled involuntarily, and he shrank back, wanting to escape.
Fang Xiu was quick-eyed, grabbed her white ankles, and hummed in an extremely gentle voice: "The minister still wants to be bullied." ”
"Bully you big-headed ghost!"
Wu Mingkong struggled, kicked him, and tried to leave.
It's just that he was dragged back by Fang Xiu in the next second.
"Dog traitor!"
A look of fear appeared on Wu Mingkong's pretty face, and he scolded a few words.
I wanted to ask for mercy, but I couldn't pull my face, struggled for a while, and finally gave up, gritting my teeth and saying: "I'll never come to Xiangguofu next time!" ”
............
Following.
Early morning.
The first rays of morning light pierced through the mist and sprinkled on the courtyard of Xiangguo's mansion.
The sky will be dawn.
The door slowly opened.
A small head poked out from behind the door, turned around, and made sure that Shangguan Haitang was not standing in the courtyard before walking out.
After a few steps, he almost fell to the ground with a loud cry.
Behind.
Seeing this, Fang Xiu hurriedly stepped forward to help, and said softly, "Your Majesty, slow down." ”
After Wu Mingkong stood firm, he glanced at him, and wanted to say, it's all your fault!
After thinking about it, I felt that these three words were growing the morale of others and destroying my own prestige, so I was stunned and didn't say anything.
Step by step, slowly leave the Xiangguo Mansion.
Finally, under the escort of Fang Xiu, he returned to the royal carriage.
on the carriage.
Lin Wan'er looked at the empress, she didn't know what she thought, her expression became a little strange, she was entangled for a long time, she still gritted her teeth, and asked softly: "Your Majesty, do you want to summon the imperial doctor and prescribe some medicine?" ”
Wu Mingkong's face turned crimson, glared at her, and said angrily: "I just sprained my foot when I was walking, so what do I ask the imperial doctor to do." ”
Hearing this, Lin Wan'er's delicate little face showed a look of grievance, lowered her head, and whispered: "The slave didn't say that it wasn't a sprain......
The corners of Wu Mingkong's mouth twitched, and he was speechless for a while.
Lin Wan'er secretly glanced at the empress, and seeing that she was not angry, she muttered: "Moreover, if you sprain your foot, you can also ask the imperial doctor to prescribe a prescription to treat the trauma ......"
As soon as the words fell.
Then he heard a pleasant voice with shame beside him.
"Who said before that you would share it for me?"
Hearing this, Lin Wan'er's delicate face turned red, and her voice trembled: "Slave...... The slave is not ready. ”
Wu Mingkong glanced at her, and said angrily: "Next time I come to Xiangguo Mansion, I will definitely take you with me!" ”
Thinking of the pitiful appearance of the empress before she stepped into the carriage.
An inexplicable fear welled up from the bottom of my heart.
Lin Wan'er held back her tears, looked at Wu Mingkong, and said in a trembling voice: "Your Majesty spare the slave and maid, and the slave and maid will never talk nonsense in the future......"
“......”
Wu Mingkong saw her pitiful appearance and was speechless for a while.
After a while, he said, "I'll go to the imperial doctor and ask for a prescription for treating external injuries." ”
Speaking of this, he paused, blushed, and lowered his voice: "You know what I mean. ”
When Lin Wan'er heard this, she was slightly stunned, then raised her eyebrows, and her delicate face showed an expression of "slaves and maids understand", and replied: "Slaves and maids understand!" ”
When Wu Mingkong saw this scene, for some reason, the urge to slap her arose in his heart.
It took a deep breath to calm down.
Sit next to the car window, lift the curtain and look out the window.
As soon as the sky was bright, Nanfeng Street was already full of traffic.
Countless stalls and vendors on both sides pushed carts and worked the streets, some selling breakfast, some selling vegetables, and selling small items.
Someone was holding a small drum and shouting at the top of their voices.
Some people kept silent, concentrating on pinching the baked cakes.
Different vendors, different ages, sell different things.
The only thing they had in common was that they all had sweat on their foreheads and smiles on their faces.
"It's only been one day, Chang'an City has returned to its former prosperity, although Fang Xiu's traitor bullies me every day, but he really has some ability to deal with these things."
Looking at the vendors on the side of the road, Wu Mingkong's mind couldn't help but think of Fang Xiu's figure, his beautiful face showing a smile, and he was quite proud in his heart.
No matter how powerful you are, you are not obediently my courtier!
"Having said that, according to the rules set by Fang Xiu, only by going to the tax office to complete the registration can you sell goods, so these small stalls and vendors should have completed the registration.
I don't know what they think of this new business tax, whether they are like those rich businessmen in Chang'an, desperately want to resist! ”
With that in mind.
Wu Mingkong looked at Lin Wan'er and ordered, "Let the carriage stop and help me, I want to take a walk here." ”
Lin Wan'er was slightly stunned, subconsciously glanced at the empress, and hesitated: "Your Majesty...... Why don't you or the first palace rest? ”
Wu Mingkong glared at her, and said angrily: "What? What I said didn't work? ”
Lin Wan'er thought of His Majesty's previous threat, and didn't dare to say it anymore for a moment, looking well-behaved, she saluted and said: "That's not what the slave and maid mean, Your Majesty will wait, and the slave and maid will stop the carriage." ”
After a few moments, the carriage slowly stopped.
Wu Mingkong, dressed in men's clothes, stepped down from the carriage.
This time he was wearing men's clothes, not to be low-key, but because the original long skirt and lining were torn to pieces by a vicious dog.
There was no way, so I changed into the clothes of the vicious dog.
Lin Wan'er stood aside obediently, and when she saw that His Majesty's walking seemed to have returned to normal, she breathed a sigh of relief and followed closely by her side.
"A piece of biscuit."
Wu Mingkong walked up to an elderly vendor and said softly.
The peddler has gray hair, an old face, and a pair of palms covered with ravines, kneading dough.
Hearing the voice, he raised his eyes and glanced at Wu Mingkong, the expression on his face became a little strange, and he said in his heart that this little brother is so handsome, he is even better looking than the Oiran in the Moon Viewing Tower.
Thinking so, he reached out and picked up a piece of baked cake, handed it over, and said, "A copper coin." ”
Seeing this, Lin Wan'er hurriedly took the baked cake, took out a small purse from her arms, fumbled a few times, took out a small piece of broken silver, and handed it over.
"Here you go."
The old man looked at the small piece of broken silver, first stunned, and then showed a look of embarrassment on his face, and said: "This girl, we are a small business, and we can't see silver on weekdays, so we really can't find it." ”
Lin Wan'er was also stunned, and said a little tangled: "But I don't have a copper plate." ”
If an ordinary person says that he only has silver on his body, and there is no copper coin.
The old man may have scolded him, you put green onions in your nostrils, what kind of elephant are you pretending!
But.
The two in front of him, taking a look, are either rich or expensive, and the luxurious clothes on their bodies are estimated to be able to buy tens of thousands of baked cakes, and it is normal to go out without copper coins.
He hesitated, made a decision, waved his hand and said, "I'm in a good mood today, this baked cake should be given to the girl." ”
When Wu Mingkong heard this, he was not hypocritical, and asked with some curiosity: "What is the happy event of the old man?" ”
The old man stretched out his hand and dipped some water, continued to knead the dough, and a smile appeared on his old face, and he replied: "There is indeed a happy event, a great happy event!" ”
Hearing this, Wu Mingkong's face showed curiosity, and he asked again, "What kind of happy event?" ”
The old man glanced at Wu Mingkong, a smile appeared on his face, and said: "The Prime Minister ordered that a hawker like me will not have to pay silver to the court in the future, and keep it for himself as much as he earns......
Speaking of which.
His vicissitudes of life showed a look of amazement, and he sighed:
"I've lived for fifty or sixty years, and it's the first time I've encountered such a good thing!"
"The Prime Minister is a good man!"
Hearing this, Wu Mingkong was stunned for a moment, then fell into thought, and muttered to himself:
Fang Xiu...... A good guy? ”