Chapter 145: I told you to pick up your ears
"Dad, what exactly is the purpose of bringing me here this time?" Tang San really couldn't help the doubts in his heart and asked Tang Hao.
Hearing this, Tang Hao sighed and said, "Your Martial Soul Blue Silver Grass is not an ordinary Blue Silver Grass, but the top Martial Soul Blue Silver Emperor in the Blue Silver Vein, and similarly, this is also your mother's Martial Soul." ”
Tang Hao's eyes flickered, and there was a clear trace of emotional fluctuations on his face.
"That plant-based soul beast Blue Silver King, it could have helped you awaken the Blue Silver Emperor Martial Soul, but... But now it has died tragically at your hands, and in the whole world, I am afraid that no one can help you awaken the Blue Silver Emperor Martial Soul. ”
"Unless... Unless your mom is resurrected. Tang Hao shook his head and lost his voice.
"Mom?" Tang San was stunned for a moment, and asked his father, "Dad, who is my mother?" Why does she have the Blue Silver Emperor Martial Soul? Also, why did that plant-based soul beast, the Blue Silver King, suddenly attack me? ”
"Hey, if you can awaken the Blue Silver Emperor Martial Soul, not only can all the flaws on your Blue Silver Grass Martial Soul be fundamentally changed, but it is also possible to obtain a powerful realm, but now that it has been made like this, it seems that someone should have been here in advance."
"You don't have the strength to know about your mother yet, let's go, you need to return to Heaven Dou City now and continue to participate in the Continent-wide Advanced Soul Master Elite Competition."
After speaking, Tang Hao followed the mountain road and walked out.
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Shrek Academy.
As soon as the people from the organizing committee of the competition left, before Yu Xiaoan could explain, his ears suddenly hurt, and Liu Erlong's cold voice sounded in the conference room: "Yu Xiaoan, you are quite fat, eating from the bowl and looking at the pot, say quickly, are you still in contact with that prostitute?" ”
Seeing this, Flender was stunned for a moment, then hurriedly covered his eyes and said, "Ah.... I still have some things to deal with, you talk first, I'll go, bye-bye. ”
With that, Flender ran away with a puff of smoke.
"It hurts.... It hurts, ouch, Erlong, you stop first, you misunderstood, you listen to my explanation first. Yu Xiaoan's anus screamed in pain again and again, and looked at Liu Erlong helplessly.
"Explain? Explanation is disguise. Liu Erlong's eyes were red, crystal tears swirled in his eyes, and he said aggrievedly: "Damn." Yu Xiaoan, that mother-in-law even secretly gave you the papal decree, do you dare to say that this is a misunderstanding? Tell me, do you still have a leg? ”
"Erlong, nonsense." The master's face turned pale and said, "This papal decree was not given to me by her, it was given to me by Tang Hao, the father of the junior." ”
"Ahh What did you say? Liu Erlong couldn't help but be surprised at this time, she didn't expect that Tang Hao's body would have the Pope's order of the Martial Spirit Palace.
The next day, there was one less person in Shrek Academy, the master was gone, and no one knew where he had gone.
...... in the classroom
"Xiao Wu, your godmother doesn't seem to be in a good mood today? What's going on? It can't be that the master is her off again, right? Jiang Zhu leaned on Xiao Wu's ear and asked softly.
Hearing this, Xiao Wu shook her head helplessly and said, "Uh.... I don't know about this, but my godmother's temper has never been very good, you better be careful, but don't mess with him at this time, otherwise you will only think you are unlucky. ”
As soon as Xiao Wu's words fell, Ma Hongjun, the phoenix on the side, echoed: "That's for sure, who would dare to mess with the female Tyrannosaurus rex." Or the kind that can breathe fire, I just don't know if Mr. Erlong can spray water? ”
", fatty, what kind of tiger and wolf are you talking about?" Dai Mubai glared at Ma Hongjun angrily, and said, "You'd better be careful, if your words reach the ears of Teacher Erlong, we will all be dead." ”
"Squirting? What water to spray? Xiao Wu wondered.
Ma Hongjun smiled slightly and said, "Your little girl's family, why are you asking so much, listen to your class carefully." ”
Xiao Wu snorted coldly and said, "Dead fatty, you seem to be so big." ”
"Oh, you little rabbit, you're not convinced, are you? I'm not big, you come to me at night to try, won't you know? Ma Hongjun smiled and said with a smile.
"Burst down eight stage kill!"
"Ah...... Ah.......h
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Wuhun City.
A middle-aged man dressed in cloth, after being inspected by the guards at the city gate, walked into the Martial Spirit City quickly, his own strength was less than level 30, so it was naturally difficult to attract the attention of others.
Heaven Dou City originally took a week to get to Martial Spirit City, but Yu Xiaoan's arrival took only three days, and he always felt that something was strange, but he couldn't say it. (PS: Here's the foreshadowing.) )
After the master entered Wuhun City, he didn't stop for half a minute, and directly came to the supreme ruling body of Wuhun City, the Pope's Palace.
In front of the Papal Palace.
"Stop." Two martial soul paladins wearing silver armor blocked Yu Xiaoan's way, "This is a forbidden place, and idlers are not allowed to approach." ”
Hearing this, Master Yu Xiaoan's hand was raised slightly, revealing the papal decree that Tang Hao had given him.
"See the Elders!"
After a martial soul paladin led by him saw the picture on the token, he couldn't help but shudder in his heart, poofed, and fell to the ground on one knee.
After Tang San's twin martial souls were exposed, Yu Xiaoan wanted to obtain the cultivation method of the twin martial souls from Bibi Dong, and after the affairs in the academy were dealt with, he hurried to Martial Soul City.
There is a clause in the theory of jade anus, there is no waste martial soul, only a waste soul master.
This one is simply ridiculous.
Look at Yu Xiaoan, he is over fifty years old, and his soul power is only twenty-nine, isn't this using this theory to scold himself?
And there are so many soul masters in the world who stop at the Great Soul Master or Soul Master level, are they all waste? Could it be that they really didn't work hard to cultivate?
The most outrageous thing is that he also made a soul ring ratio theory by himself, saying that when the soul master absorbs the soul ring, he will explode and die because the soul ring age is too high to withstand the pressure, and then make the soul ring age of each stage a maximum value.
Can everyone's physical strength be the same? If they all absorb the soul ring according to his soul ring ratio, how many people will be killed? How many geniuses will be wasted?
He named himself a theory master, the horn of wisdom in the golden iron triangle, it is simply ridiculous, the most outrageous thing is that many things in his theory are still copied from the Wuhun Palace, it is estimated that he found that the soul master's first soul ring has the largest age, and he wrote it himself, without thinking about why.
Emotionally, this guy is also a pure scumbag and coward.
Yu Xiaoan traveled to the mainland when she was young and met a woman named Liu Erlong, and the two fell in love at first sight, and soon fell in love, and even became relatives.
However, on the night they got married, Liu Erlong's father came to the door, and the most outrageous thing was that Liu Erlong's father turned out to be Yu Luo Mian of the Blue Electric Tyrannosaurus Rex family, that is, the second uncle of Yu Xiaoan.
In order to escape this reality, this guy ran away directly in front of Liu Erlong, and ran away to a small place in the countryside for 20 years, saying that he didn't want the other party to be blamed by the outside world......
To put it bluntly, this guy ran to hide, not because he was afraid that his master's reputation would be slandered, for twenty years, Liu Erlong waited for him for twenty years, and he had to endure gossip from the outside world, and there were several twenty years of a person's life.
Yu Xiaoan neither stood up to clarify, nor did he let Liu Erlong remarry, nor did he fulfill his good brother Flender, he had been hanging Liu Erlong, and it was impossible for Bibi Dong's high power to be with him until now, so he reunited with Liu Erlong.
Is this an inappropriate old scumbag?
In the original book, Flender obviously told Yu Xiaoan Liu Erlong about it a long time ago, but he just didn't go to see people, and the most outrageous thing was that he didn't write a letter, which made Liu Erlong's twenty years of infatuation seem very weightless.
In the past twenty years, Yu Xiaoan has settled in Notting Academy, and he keeps asking others to call him a master, as a twenty-ninth level great soul master, it is more than enough to be a teacher in such a small place.
But this guy pretends to be a nobleman every day, and he has been eating and drinking in Notting Academy for more than 20 years, but he has not been able to provide a little theoretical knowledge of himself, and he has not given a lesson to the students of Notting Academy, until Tang San, this guy, came to Notting Academy, and he saw that Tang San had use value, so he went out of the mountain to accept Tang San as an apprentice.
It can be said that it is not profitable to be early.
He has the theory of a martial soul with no waste, only a soul master with waste, so why doesn't he find a person with innate soul power of the first or second level to guide and prove himself? Instead, he was looking for a genius like Tang San, who was full of innate soul power and twin martial souls, to be his apprentice.
This kind of talented person, if you find someone to guide you, you can probably cultivate to Title Douluo, right?
Yu Xiaoan's mouth is hi There is no waste of martial souls, only waste soul masters, but when he was looking for an apprentice, he found an innate soul power, doesn't this attack his own shield with his own spear?
The most outrageous of them, when Tang San absorbed the third soul ring, it seemed that he had overturned the theory of the maximum age of the jade anal soul ring, Nima, didn't he slap his own face?
"His Majesty the Pope, there is a person outside the palace, holding the Pope's decree, claiming to be Yu Xiaoan, and wants to ask to see you."
"Oh? He dared to come at this time. ”
On the throne, Bibi Dong's face was cold, he waved his hand towards the Martial Spirit Paladin, and said softly, "Then let him in." ”
"Yes, His Holiness the Pope." The Martial Spirit Paladin replied respectfully.
The door opened, and a middle-aged man walked in from the outside.
He looked at Bibi Dong in the upper position with a wandering gaze, and there were apologies, memories, and more in his eyes, which seemed to be stunned.........
"Bibi Dong, how are you doing all these years?" Yu Xiaoan, who turned into an infatuated man, said gently.
On the throne, after Bibi Dong heard Yu Xiaoan's words, her heart suddenly tightened, she was looking forward to the master's next words, she hoped that this man just wanted her to come and see her, instead of trying to trick something from her again.
After all, when Yu Xiaoan deceived the information of the Martial Spirit Hall from herself, Bibi Dong still remembers it vividly.
Over the years, for the sake of the past relationship between the two, Bibi Dong has not exposed all this to the outside world.
"What's so bad about being above 10,000 people? As the supreme ruler of the Wuhun Palace, even the emperors of the two empires have to give three points when they see me. ”
"You didn't come here to ask me this, did you?" Bibi Dong showed a surging smile on his face and continued.
Hearing this, Yu Xiaoyang sighed and said, "Bibi Dong, I know the bitterness in your heart over the years. ”
Bibi Dong didn't reply, seeing this, Yu Xiaoan knew that Bibi Dong was still a little nostalgic, so he continued to play the emotional card and told about the past between himself and Bibi Dong.
After a while, Yu Xiaoan, seeing that everything was almost brewing, looked like a scumbag, and said quite gently: "Dong'er, I came to you this time to ask for something, I hope you can see our past relationship, help me this time, just this last time." ”
For the last time, a classic quote from a scumbag.
As soon as Yu Xiaoan's voice fell, Bibi Dong was extremely disappointed in this man, and a huge loss and disappointment came to her heart, she knew that this guy Yu Xiaoan's apprentice was called Tang San, or a twin martial soul like herself.
What Yu Xiaoan wanted to say, Bibi Dong had already guessed in his heart.
"Oh? Tell me what to do, and I'll hear it. Bibi Dong held the scepter tightly in his palm, calmed down the loss and disappointment in his heart, and asked with the last trace of anticipation.
Yu Xiaoan saw that there seemed to be a play, and said quite excitedly: "Dong'er, I have accepted a disciple, he has been cultivating with me for seven or eight years, he is as lucky as you to have twin martial souls, I want to cultivate him into a generation of powerhouses, so I want you to tell me how you solved the problem of soul ring backlash when you attached a soul ring to the second martial soul." ”
After hearing this, Bibi Dong finally couldn't help it, no, it should be that he finally couldn't help it when he woke up.
A few days ago, the investigation team led by Salas, when they went to Shrek Academy to ask for the crime, Su Xing used the disguise of the soul bone to mix in the team, and the next day, he found Yu Xiaoan and hurriedly left Tiandou City, and when he woke up, he guessed that the old boy Yu Xiaoan, who was going to find Bibi Dong.
So, Su Xing used the Xuanyuan Water Control Banner in the Third Martial Soul Chaos Blue Lotus to create an illusion of Martial Soul City on the way to Martial Soul City on the way to Martial Soul City.
Yu Xiaoan's current illusion is not the real Martial Spirit City.
"Yu Xiaoan, your fox tail is finally exposed, right? You just did so much foreshadowing and reminiscence, just to get information about the cultivation of the twin martial souls, right? In the illusion, Bibi Dong, who was transformed by awakening, said coldly.
"It's okay, for the sake of many years of love, Xiao An, your head is here, I'll tell you quietly." Bibi Dong hooked his finger at Yu Xiaoan, motioning for him to lean his ear over.
Hearing this, Yu Xiaoan's ears leaned over in disbelief.
"Ahh A scream was heard.
In the illusion, one of the ears of Yu Xiaoan's anus was cut off by Bibi Dong with a knife. In reality, Yu Xiaoan's ears were also cut off by a knife, and red blood gushed out, lying on the ground and wailing, looking extremely painful.
"Ahh What are you crazy about? Bibi Dong, aren't you crazy? Ah, I'm sorry.... What do I... Yes. Yu Xiao's eyes cracked and wailed.
"you."
"Pick up the ears, pick up the ears!"
"Did you hear that, Yu Xiaoan, I told you to pick up your ears."
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