Yu Xiaoan covered his bloodied ears, and then looked at Bibi Dong in the center of the hall holding a sharp blade, and his eyes widened in an instant, his face full of disbelief.

Yu Xiaoan's heart couldn't believe that Bibi Dong would actually make a move on him, and he didn't know that he was in a fantasy now.

The reason why the master dared to go to Wuhun City to find Bibi Dong was because he was sure that Bibi Dong still remembered his old feelings, even if he would not accommodate him to tell himself the method of cultivating the twin martial souls, at least he would not poison himself, which was also the biggest confidence in his heart.

It's a pity that all of this has long been seen by the awakening who is hiding in the shadows.

"Bibi Dong... You... Heartless. Yu Xiaoan looked at the woman in front of her coldly, and secretly said in her heart, the time of the past twenty years has really changed her, she has become ruthless and unrighteous, she is no longer the Dong'er she was at the beginning.

"I told you to pick up your ears and eat it, didn't you hear?" In the illusion, Bibi Dong held a dagger and approached Yu Xiaoan, which frightened him uncontrollably.

"Well... Good... I eat, I eat. Please don't kill me! ”

Yu Xiaoan hurriedly picked up his own ear on the ground, devoured it, and wailed with fear.

"Come on, throw this person who stole the Pope's decree and pretended to be the elder of the Martial Spirit Hall out of Martial Soul City for me." In the illusion, Bibi Dong snorted coldly.

Hearing this, the Martial Soul Templar outside the door hurriedly opened the door, and after a respectful response, he forked the jade anus and threw it out of the Pope's Palace.

Yu Xiaoan looked at the Martial Soul Templars in front of him, he gently covered his ears, thinking of what Bibi Dong had just done to him, he was so angry that his lungs were about to explode, he wanted to use his identity as an elder of the Martial Soul Hall to spread his resentment on these Templars.

"Damn, you bastards, Lao Tzu is the elder of the Martial Spirit Palace, the son of the patriarch of the Blue Electric Tyrannosaurus Rex family of the Upper Three Sects, and the number one theoretical master of the Douluo Continent, how dare you do this to me? Believe it or not, I asked my disciple Tang San to kill you all! Yu Xiaoan scolded angrily.

As soon as Yu Xiaoan's voice fell, several slaps slapped at him, and one of the Martial Soul Templars scolded angrily: "Your grandmother, you are a great soul master of less than thirty levels, and you dare to pretend to be the elder of our Martial Soul Palace, do you have to find the right place if you pretend to be forced?" See that I don't kill you. ”

Another punch and kick, Yu Xiaoan's entire face was swollen, and she looked like she had been stung by a bee, and she looked at least dozens of pounds fat.

"You guys be gentle, don't beat this guy to death, I haven't done it yet, I'm going to give him a few slaps too." One of the Templars came over and 'interceded'.

"What are you afraid of, why don't we just treat him while fighting?" The heaviest knight replied.

"Ahh Yes... Ahh

Another punch and kick, one of the knights treated him, and the others lined up to take turns, and the fight was terrible.

Although all this is in a fantasy world, in the real world, Yu Xiaoan, who is unconscious at the moment, is not less beaten, because he is beating him while waking up and treating him.

……

After a long time, the illusion disappeared, and Yu Xiaoan's anus woke up in the wild.

He wanted to rub his eyes, but as soon as his hand touched his face, the pain in his heart swept in, and he wanted to scream, but as soon as he opened his mouth, a mouthful of red blood spurted out.

Another sharp pain struck.

"Goo-goo"

There was a sudden strange sound in the stomach.

At this time, Yu Xiaoan remembered that he had rushed to Martial Soul City overnight for Tang San, and he didn't even eat or drink water, he just wanted to take out some food from the soul guide to satisfy his hunger.

He found that not only the soul guide was gone, but even the papal decree given to him by Tang Hao was gone, and in his memory, it should have been taken away by the people of the Wuhun Palace.

"Damn, there's my theory of invincibility in there." Yu Xiaoan's face was calm, her head tilted, and she said with remorse.

"Whew..."

Several ape-like cries were heard.

"Oh no, this can't be a merge ape, right?" After hearing this voice, Yu Xiaoan's face suddenly turned a little pale, this is a soul beast with an extremely bad reputation, although this ape soul beast is not of high rank, but they are a social animal, and they are good at group fighting. And only interested in human men.

In the next second, a group of apes crawled out of the woods.

"No... No..."Yu Xiaoan's face was frightened, and she covered her belly with both hands, wanting to make a final struggle.

However, the more Yu Xiaoan's resistance became, the more excited the group of apes became, and then, they rushed up and threw Yu Xiaoan's body to the ground, took out their fist-thick Ruyi golden hoop sticks, and slammed them towards him.........

"Ahh

！ ”

The master's eyes suddenly split, and the jade anus directly turned into a jade anus, which can be said to be a way to survive and not to die.

…………

Heaven Dou City.

A week passed quickly, and the first six rounds of the qualifiers for the Continent's Advanced Soul Master Elite Competition were also successfully completed, among them, Shrek Academy also completed six victories with difficulty.

Somewhere in the corner of the Heaven Dou Great Fighting Arena.

Shi Nian, who was wearing the white Canghui Academy team uniform, showed a gloomy look in his eyes, and they didn't expect Shrek Academy to not only qualify, but also defeat the Weevil Armor team.

At that time, the goal was to lead Canghui Academy to the promotion round and the finals, if Shrek Academy was allowed to win like this, they would definitely have no chance of qualifying.

So, Shi Nian put his hands behind his back, glanced at the seven fools under his hands, and said with relief: "You don't need to think too much, just play well in the second round, now that the Weevils team has been wiped out, I will solve it on Shrek's side." ”

As soon as Shi Nian's words came out, the students of the entire Canghui Academy were directly in high spirits, but they knew the methods of this mentor very well, and their faces suddenly showed a strange smile.

Shrek Academy, Dugu Bo's residence.

It is a secluded courtyard backed by a forest and facing a small river.

After Tang San obtained the fourth soul ring in the Sunset Forest, he let Dugu Bo serve as the honorary elder of Shrek Academy, just like in the original book, and Dugu Bo temporarily lived in Shrek Academy in order to make it convenient for Tang San to detoxify Dugu Yan.

After Tang San learned that his Eight Spider Soul Bone could devour other people's life force and soul power to improve his cultivation, he had just returned to the academy and had a ghost in his heart, and he came here directly.

"Old poison, old poison, are you there?" Tang San shouted.

"Little monster, don't scream, the old man likes to be quiet." Dugu Bo's lazy and old voice sounded in the room.

Inside the house, Dugu Bo slowly got up, yawned, gently opened the door, and said, "Little monster, why did you come to the old man?" You don't want me to assassinate someone for you, do you? Then I'll tell you, you're looking for the wrong person. ”

Tang San shook his head and said, "Old poison, don't worry, I didn't come to you this time to ask you to kill someone for me." Didn't I give your granddaughter an antidote last time? I asked you to find her a suitable soul bone, but she only had to introduce all the toxins into the soul bone to completely remove the snake venom in her body, I don't know if you found a suitable soul bone? ”

"Hey..."Dugu Bo sighed, his face sank, and he said helplessly: "Where is the soul bone so easy to find, I've been worrying about this matter recently." ”

Hearing this, Tang San was secretly happy in his heart, and said, "Old poison, I came to you this time because I have a new treatment, and that is to use the Eight Spider Soul Bones to suck out the stagnant snake venom in your body. ”

"What? Are you telling the truth? Can the Eight Spider Soul Bones still be used like this? Dugu Bo's face was incredulous.

Tang San smiled and said, "Old poison, you are still a Title Douluo, I don't even know this, if you don't believe it, I can try it on you first." ”

Tang San was not so kind, he only wanted to absorb life force and soul power from other people's bodies now and use them to increase his own cultivation, he had now begun to become unscrupulous for the sake of strength.

…………

A few days later, Heaven Dou City.

A middle-aged man in ragged clothes appeared at the gate of Shrek Academy, and the whole person was filled with a pungent smell of urine.

At this time, Yu Xiaoan's heart hated Bibi Dong to death, he hated Bibi Dong not only for not telling him about the cultivation method of the twin martial souls, but also cut off one of his ears with his own hands and recaptured the papal decree that Tang Hao gave him.

Yu Da Anus himself didn't expect that he had studied the soul beast all his life, but in the end, he was studied by the soul beast in turn.

"Bibi Dong, one day, I will destroy your Martial Spirit Hall with my own hands." Yu Xiaoan's eyes looked a little crazy, like a devil from hell.

As soon as Yu Xiaoan walked to the gate of Shrek Academy, he was stopped by the young man guarding the door, "Hey, what are you doing?" Where is this kind of place where a beggar like you can come? Get out of here! ”

Yu Xiaoan's anus was beaten to the point that he was not human, and he was dirty all over his body, he looked like a beggar, and the porter looked at him with a little disdain.

Hearing this, Yu Xiaoan frowned and said, "Open your dog eyes, you can see clearly, Lao Tzu is the vice president of Shrek Academy, the master of the theory of the continent, Yu Xiaoan." ”

The porter was stunned, pointed to the photo of Yu Xiaoan's anus on the door and the teacher's bar, and said in a weird manner: "Open your dog's eyes wide and see clearly, this is Master Jade, he is as fat as you?" ”

Yu Xiaoan's entire face was swollen, and it was indeed completely different from before.

"You are Yu Xiaoan, then I am still Flender, you stinky beggar, if you know each other, leave here quickly, otherwise, I will beat you out." The porter geared up.

"You... You...."Yu Xiaoan's breath was so angry that he couldn't breathe, he hadn't eaten for many days, and then he was besieged by the ape, and he was exhausted and couldn't use his soul power.

If he didn't return to the academy, he would probably starve to death.

So, Yu Xiaoan quietly walked around Shrek Academy, and I have to say that the emperor lived up to his wishes, and Yu Xiaoan found a place where no one guarded and could enter the academy.

Dog hole!

The dog cave is generally built for small animals to pass, seeing this square and small hole, he hesitated, if he drilled the dog hole for others to see, wouldn't he be laughed out of his big teeth?

"Goo-goo"

The stomach screamed inexplicably, thinking that he was about to starve to death, thinking that he still had Tang San, a disciple, Yu Xiaoan was still ready to drill a dog hole, after all, the eldest husband could bend and stretch, what was a dog hole.

Immediately afterwards, Yu Xiaoan's curled up and drilled into the dog hole, which was still very narrow compared to the human body, and at the same time there was some dog shit or something, so smoked that Yu Xiaoan's eyes couldn't open at all.

Moreover, he was stuck in the middle several times, unable to get in or out. In the end, in order to pass through the dog cave smoothly, Yu Xiaoyang used the last trace of soul power to summon his martial soul Luo Sancang.

Luo Sanpao desperately arched the belly of the jade anus in the back, and after many efforts, the jade anus successfully drilled through.

The soul power was exhausted, and Yu Xiaoan's finally fainted.

A few hours later.

"Little anus, get up and eat and drink medicine." Yu Xiaoan's anus was dazed, and suddenly a woman's voice shouted in her ear.

Hearing this, Yu Xiaoan's eyes slowly opened, and found a young woman sitting next to the bed, she was crying and holding a bowl of hot decoction, and her eyes flashed with a strange light: "Xiaoan, after taking this medicine, your injury will not hurt." ”

"Erlong, I'm hungry... I don't want to take pills. I want to eat, I want to eat......" Yu Xiaoan pushed away the decoction in Liu Erlong's hand and said stubbornly.

So, Liu Erlong brought a large table of wine and food to Yu Xiaoan.

Seeing this, Yu Xiaoan's anus rolled over from the bed, like a starving ghost reincarnated, holding a stick and gnawing on the bone frame, and Flender, who was on the side, was also dumbfounded.

"Xiao An, don't worry, you eat slowly, remember to drink the medicine after eating, and the body will not hurt after drinking the medicine." Liu Erlong brought another roast chicken from the kitchen, and his pale and pretty face was full of distress.

Hearing this, Yu Xiaoan's eyes finally couldn't help it, tears flowed from the corners of his eyes, and he threw himself on Liu Erlong's chest and cried, he now feels that Liu Erlong is good, at least this female dragon will not cut his ears.

"Little anus, what do you look like when a big man cries and cries? What exactly have you been through? Why did it look like this? Who is it that makes you like this? Tell me, Sister Erlong and I are angry for you. Flender saw the inhuman appearance of Yu Xiaoan, and his heart was full of feelings.

As soon as Flender's words fell, Liu Erlong, who was holding the head of a small anal pig on the side, said angrily: "Hmph, Boss Fu, didn't you ask knowingly?" Who else could there be? Xiao An's went to Wuhun City to find that slut, so he was made to look like this. ”

"Bibi Dong, the old lady is going to kill you." After speaking, Liu Erlong got up and left.

Seeing this, Flender hurriedly stepped forward, grabbed Liu Erlong's arm, and reminded: "Erlong, don't be impulsive, Bibi Dong is a Title Douluo." ”

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