Chapter 175: Flender's room smells strange
Oscar, as one of the few people in Shrek Academy who has a more positive outlook, saw him sigh lightly: "If Dean Flender and Vice Dean Liu Erlong can finally come together, I think it will be a good thing." ”
"After all, Dean Liu Erlong has been waiting for the master for more than 20 years, and the master has not been able to give her a title so far, I think if they continue, it is estimated that there will be no good results."
"What's more, Dean Flender hasn't married a wife all these years, we clear-eyed people understand that he is also waiting for Vice President Liu Erlong, and it is rare for a man like him to be obsessed with a man who has spent more than 20 years, and he is really licking the dog world... Uh, no, it's a great example of deep affection! Hearing this, Ma Hongjun was surprised: "Oh, Xiao Ao, I really didn't expect it, you know a lot about this kind of love and love, if Vice Dean Liu Erlong is really with the teacher, it is indeed a good thing, in this case, I will have a wife." ”
"Xiao Ao, you go to breakfast first, and I'll go to the teacher and ask them what's going on." After saying that, the Hook Fence Phoenix Ma Hongjun held his big belly and ran towards Flender's room panting.
"Dongdong!" There was a knock on the door outside Flender's room. Hearing the knock on the door, Flender thought that Liu Erlong had come back and was about to beat him again, and he said with a crying voice: "Erlong... Erlong girl, obviously you went to the wrong door, okay? Also, can you not slap your face, I still have to see people, I am also the head of the first hospital now. "When something like this happens, Flender's heart is actually complicated.
He also explained the whole story, and Liu Erlong also knew that he was drunk and went to the wrong room, but the problem was that Liu Erlong still loved Yu Xiaoan, and it was difficult for her to accept this reality now.
Liu Erlong is also very complicated now, she has always taken her reputation very seriously, she just wants to keep her first time for the person she loves the most, but now it's okay, something like this happened between her and Flender.
If she wants to save her reputation, it seems that she can only be with Flender, and she has always known that Flender loves her very much, but she still can't forget the jade anus.
"Teacher, it's me, Hongjun!" Ma Hongjun answered outside the door. Hearing Ma Hongjun's voice outside the door, Flender hurriedly packed up the equipment in the room, these were used by him and Liu Erlong last night, and he didn't want Ma Hongjun to see these things.
Not to mention that the evil fire in Ma Hongjun's body is difficult to suppress, if these things are seen by him, it is somewhat inappropriate for children.
After tidying up the house, Flender opened the door and said, "Hongjun, it's you, is there anything you have to do with me so early?" ”
"Teacher, may I come in? I have something to ask you. Ma Hongjun scratched his head and said with a smile.
Hearing this, Flender stretched out his palm and patted Ma Hongjun's shoulder, frowning slightly: "Oh? What the hell is going on? Why don't you come in first? Ma Hongjun nodded, walked into Flender's room unceremoniously, and casually found a chair and sat down.
In the next second, Ma Hongjun bounced up directly from the chair, reached out and touched his buttocks, and said with a shocked face: "Teacher, why is there so much water on your chair?" I've got my pants all over the place. ”
"......" Flender was directly stunned. Damn, he forgot to put away his chair.
"Hongjun, the teacher didn't control the water last night, and the water flowed out of the cup and splashed onto the chair, why don't you change positions and sit down." Flender's face was full of embarrassment, and he forcibly explained.
Hearing this, Ma Hongjun got up and found another chair to sit down, looking at Flender's flushed face and a few paw marks on his face, Ma Hongjun was puzzled: "Teacher, where did the paw prints on your face come from?" Were you beaten by anyone? ”
"Hongjun, you have to think too much about this, the one on your teacher's face is not a shoe print, the one on the teacher's face is a door frame mark, and the teacher's face was accidentally caught by the door last night." Flender was full of nonsense.
Hearing this, Ma Hongjun also smiled, which was obviously beaten by Liu Erlong, but he was not good at directly exposing Flender, so he had to use a smile to hide the embarrassment of the moment.
Something is wrong. Flender decisively changed the topic and said, "By the way, Hongjun, is there something wrong with you coming to be a teacher early in the morning?" Ma Hongjun smiled and said, "Teacher, I saw something I shouldn't have seen this morning." ”
"What do you see?" Flender was stunned for a moment.
"I saw Vice President Liu Erlong running out of your room this morning, you didn't take advantage of the master's absence last night to sneak ......" Ma Hongjun's eyes were on fire, and his eyes were burning at Flender.
As soon as the words fell, Flender was taken aback, and his face turned a little pale, if this kind of thing was only known to him and Liu Erlong, it would be fine, but the problem is that this matter is still being discovered by others.
"No... Not... Hongjun, you can't talk nonsense, I and your teacher Erlong are innocent, I... I didn't do anything to her. Flender hurriedly denied it, how could he admit such a thing.
Hearing this, Ma Hongjun sniffed his nose lightly, and said with a smile: "Teacher, I am your student, what are you pretending to be stupid with me, I have been shopping around the bar almost every day over the years, I still don't know what I just sat on my buttocks?" ”
"Uh... And then there's the strange smell in your room, which I couldn't be more familiar with, and I can guess with my eyes closed that there was a big battle here last night. So, teacher, aren't you going to confess? Maybe I can give you advice as an apprentice, but I have a lot of experience in this area. Ma Hongjun said as he glanced at Flender with his small eyes.
"Uh... Flender sighed, "Well... Hongjun, you are my Flender's descendant disciple, I can tell you this, but you must not tell anyone else. Immediately afterwards, Flender told him that he and Liu Erlong had a drink last night, and Liu Erlong went to the wrong room and treated him as a jade anus, and finally the two of them told all the things that they had done by mistake.
After listening to Flender's story, Ma Hongjun was surprised: ", teacher, didn't you give the master green?" But you can't be blamed for this, it was Vice President Liu Erlong who went to the wrong room by himself, since the incident has happened, you should take the opportunity to take down Vice President Liu Erlong, anyway, the master is not here now, this is a good opportunity. ”
"It's... Is that really good? Xiao Gang, he is my dear relatives and friends, siblings. Flender sighed.
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