Chapter 22: Don't spank your ass

in the room.

The sound of ping-pong rang out, accompanied by giggles.

A human head jumped up on the wall and flew over.

The little sister punched the person in the head.

The head flew backwards, slammed into the wall, and jumped back again.

The little sister said excitedly: "Foshan has no shadow feet."

He flipped up and kicked Teal in the head.

The head flew back, hit the wall, and bounced back again.

The little sister giggled and said, "Mighty King Kong Fist."

The little hand clenched into a fist, punched it out, and smashed it on the head.

Whew.

The cyan head flew out and slammed into the wall.

Just when Xu Yu was having fun.

Bang.

The door was kicked open.

Xu's father and mother Xu stood outside the door.

Xu Mu walked in with a dark face.

A cyan head flew head-on.

Mother Xu slapped her head, like an iron palm slapping a watermelon, and her cyan head was instantly shattered.

It turned into a pile of meat foam and fell to the ground.

Xu Yu pretended to be calm and said, "Dad, Mom, why are you here?" ”

Mother Xu had a dark face, suppressed the anger in her heart, and asked, "You have a lot of fun here."

Xu's father, who was standing behind Xu's mother, glanced at Xu Yu and pointed to the corpse of the ghost child on the ground.

Xu Yu's dark eyes rolled, and he smiled: "Mother, I'm fighting monsters."

Xu Yu kicked over the remnants of the ghost child on the ground, and said with a smile: "Look, this man-eating monster was killed by me."

Mother Xu looked at the cyan corpse with only half of her body and one leg left, and said unhappily: "You are really powerful."

Xu Yu clapped his palms, squinted and smiled: "Little meaning, I'm not afraid of ten more."

Father Xu looked at the remnants of the ghost child on the ground and couldn't bear to look at it directly.

The little girl is young and gentle, and she is too ruthless.

Mother Xu had a gloomy face and asked, "Have fun?"

Xu Yu nodded and said, "Happy."

Mother Xu asked in a deep voice, "Can I go home?"

Xu Yu nodded and said, "It's okay."

Mother Xu beckoned, "Come here."

Xu Yu shook his head.

Xu Mu froze and wondered, "What?" Still want to play? ”

Xu Yu said seriously: "I'm going over now, you will definitely beat my ass."

Xu Mu said with a gloomy face: "Do you think you can escape if you don't come?" ”

Xu Yu said unhappily: "But, I've grown so big, I don't want to be spanking."

Mother Xu said solemnly: "You were born to me, you can fight as much as I want."

Xu Yu shook his hand and said unhappily: "But I've grown up, I don't want to play ass, besides, I didn't do anything wrong, I also killed a monster."

Mother Xu gritted her teeth and said, "You are embarrassed to say, at home, what did I tell you?" Stay at home, don't run out and wait for us to come back."

Xu Yu said unconvinced: "I didn't run far."

Mother Xu said fiercely: "You let your brother stay at home alone, do you know how dangerous it is, what if you encounter a monster that eats people?" Your brother is just an ordinary person, helpless, once that monster runs into the house, your brother will not be eaten, and you will never see your brother."

Xu Yu retorted: "I looked around the house, there were no monsters, I wandered all the way, I walked into this store, bought something to eat, and I also killed a monster, which can be regarded as protecting my brother."

Mother Xu looked at the broken monster under her feet, and said secretly in her heart: "This Nizi, it's really ruthless, even if it's playing, you have to have a degree."

Xu Yu said confidently: "Didn't you come out too, why do you keep saying what I'm doing, is it interesting?" ”

Mother Xu scolded: "You still dare to talk back."

The wind was blowing and the temperature dropped rapidly.

Bursts of frost condensed on the walls.

A cyan ghost child jumped into the small supermarket on his front foot, and immediately withdrew on his hind foot.

Turn around and run away.

Can't be provoked, can't be provoked.

Father Xu hurriedly said: "It's good if people find it, why are you so angry, you get angry and hurt your body, and your face is prone to acne."

When Mother Xu heard the word pimple, she forcibly suppressed half of the anger in her heart.

His eyes looked at Xu Yu coldly.

Father Xu hurriedly walked over, turned his back to Mother Xu, squeezed his eyebrows at Xu Yu, and pretended to scold: "You, you, don't let us worry about it, and say that you grew up, this is how you grew up, your mother is busy for our family, working hard every day, you still make her angry like this, are you worthy of your conscience?" ”

Father Xu clapped his right hand with his left hand, slapped it more than a dozen times, and scolded: "I'll kill you, I'll kill you."

Mother Xu's tone softened: "Enough, let's go home."

Father Xu turned around, squinted and smiled: "Haole."

Mother Xu stared at Xu Yu with both eyes.

Father Xu patted Xu Yu on the back from behind.

Xu Yu reluctantly shouted: "Mom, I was wrong."

Mother Xu walked out.

Father Xu exhaled with relief and said secretly: "It's in the past."

Father Xu said in a brisk tone: "Go home."

Xu Yu was unconvinced and said: "I'm all looking at your face."

Father Xu smiled: "My little girl has grown up and is a generous little beauty, so don't be like your mother."

Father Xu leaned into Xu Yu's ear and said in a low voice: "Your mother's menopause is here, be considerate of the old man."

Xu Yu chuckled.

Mother Xu poked her head out of the door and said without sadness or joy: "Don't leave yet, wait a while, the police are coming."

Father Xu smiled: "Go, leave immediately."

Father Xu took Xu Yu's hand and walked out of the room.

Back home.

Xu Yi ran over, squatted in front of Xu Yu, and asked eagerly, "Little sister, where are you going, you can scare me to death."

The little sister carried a big bag of snacks and sent them to Xu Yi: "Brother, this is what I bought for you."

Xu Yi looked at a big bag full of snacks, his heart suddenly warmed, and he said movingly: "Little sister, even if you buy snacks for your brother, you don't need to run out, do you know that this is very dangerous, don't be like this next time."

Xu Yi took the plastic bag.

Xu Yu stretched out his hand, took out a pack of potato chips from the plastic bag, and handed a pack of spicy strips to Xu Yi.

Xu Yu smiled: "Brother, I'll go back to the room first."

Xu Yu carried a large bag of snacks and walked to his room.

Xu Yi looked at the potato chips and spicy strips in his hand, and said with a smile: "This is my sister."

on TV.

A piece of news appeared on the screen and attracted Xu Yi's attention.

The police and the medical examiner walked into a room full of goods.

It was full of traces of a fight, and there was dripping blood.

The most surprising thing was that there were many cyan wreckage on the ground.

It's like a monster encountered in Carrie's department store.

The news reporter took the microphone, stood outside the small supermarket, and said: "Today, a ghost child died in this supermarket, the death is tragic, the police speculate, it should be the same kind of food, cannibalism, here I advise all citizens and friends, non-essential, do not go out, lock the doors and windows, feel at ease at home, encounter danger, quickly call the police......"

Xu Yi's eyes noticed the faΓ§ade of the small supermarket.

Xu Yi blinked and said in surprise: "This supermarket seems to be not far from my own community."

Xu Yi's back was cold, he looked at the little sister's room, and said happily: "Ancestor bless, I am grateful to the little sister for her great life, and I didn't meet these man-eating monsters, otherwise, the consequences would be unimaginable."