Chapter 17: The Immortals
"This 'worm''s ability is to change yang longevity?"
Wu Yong said and stretched out his finger to point to the strip on the paper man's black boot.
To be honest, Wu Yong is really not good, just the "immortal family" of this dancing god can casually get involved with "Yangshou".
If you can be in charge of "Shouyuan", what other strange people and strange people will ask for immortals, and what will they do for immortality.
If you worship the immortal family, you will be able to live a long life.
"Faxin Daoist, you can't say like you.
Fortunately, you are not a disciple of the horse, otherwise those 'great rebellion' words just now were remembered by the immortal family, and life would not have been easy. ”
After Bai Liu finished speaking, he glanced at Li Yu and Li Xian's father and son behind Wu Yong.
Then his ears moved, and he turned to look at the gate of the county office.
"Li Zhixian, you invited me to come to Qingshui Town, and I will talk about the things to be solved in detail, for the sake of your rosewood table entertainment, the matter of one hundred taels of official silver can be slowed down first!"
Seeing Bai Liu loosen his mouth, Li Zhixian hurriedly said:
"Bai Daxian, I don't have a good life every night in my Yamen Mansion, and I always feel that the prisoners in the prison may be entangled by some 'unclean' things."
Bai Liu nodded and said:
"In other words, the prisoner in your prison has hit the evil spirit?"
Li Zhixian groaned:
"It shouldn't be considered an evil spirit, but this criminal's strength has suddenly become very strong......
Li Zhixian stood up.
Bai Liu didn't care and said directly:
"If you want me to try, it's not impossible, I'll help you solve the 'fifty strings'!"
"How.... Why do you still need money, isn't the one hundred taels of 'official' silver mentioned earlier the agreed remuneration! ”
Li Zhixian was a little painful, after all, the prisoner in the prison was not related to him, and the other party could have lived or died, so why did the original "adult" order that he must be optimistic about him.
Thinking that the big man might visit the Yamen of Qingshui Town in the future, in the face of this situation, Li Zhixian had a dilemma of riding a tiger.
"Fifty strings of copper coins, this is a dead rule, and it is also the price that makes my white willow out of the horse, as for the one hundred taels of silver, it is the debt of the immortal family, and it has nothing to do with me."
Li Zhixian cried with a sad face, he really didn't want to pay this money.
But the other party is clearly a scoundrel.
"That.... Master Faxin, you won't sit idly by and ignore this matter. ”
Thinking of this, Li Zhixian hurriedly looked at Wu Yong.
Wu nodded with a straight face and said:
"That's nature, I'm a cultivator, and it's really my duty to solve problems for the people!"
Bah! Good one, quenching corpse door evil cultivator, and pretending to be a big-tailed wolf....
Bai Liu rolled his eyes, he didn't believe in the sanctimonious rhetoric of the Fa Xin Daoist.
"Okay! I paid for it! There are also Lao Bai family immortals. ”
Li Zhixian also wanted to open it, and the extra fifty strings of copper coins should have invited a Taoist master to help out.
With such psychological comfort, Li Zhixian's action of taking out money was also a lot more numb.
After a cup of tea.
Li Zhixian ordered someone to go to the prison cell and pushed the prisoner's cart out.
Inside the main hall.
Wu Yong saw the white willow on the side quietly approaching him and muttered:
"Daoist, don't reveal my old bottom later, what I said to you.... Don't tell the immortals, or I won't have any good fruit to eat. ”
Wu Yong looked at Bai Liu in surprise:
"Why are you a disciple of a great god who dances, and you are still afraid of your own immortal family?"
"Not really! How can I say that I am also a long-term worker under the immortal family, to put it mildly, when they are tired of it, my long-term work is also the life of a short-term worker, and I just invited the immortal family to come!
I don't care about other things, you have to keep it a secret, and if you talk about the immortal family behind your back, it will be absolutely taboo and unlucky....."
Bai Liu is like a chatterbox, always nagging endlessly.
Wu Yong not only didn't feel annoyed, but thought that these were all useful information, and for any unknown and strange system, he must have a clear mind!
The strange sound of wheels crashing against the floor was heard.
Inside a wooden cage.
A thin man with a disheveled hair and blood-red eyes.
The body is wrapped in cast copper iron chains the thickness of forearms.
Dozens of meters apart, you can see that some of the chains have been twisted and even discus-shaped.
"Faxin Daoist, you see it's him....
I advise you to be careful, this prisoner has gone berserk, and when he sees a man, he bites like a mad dog, and one of the jailers did not pay attention to it, and his ears were almost bitten off. ”
Li Zhixian hurriedly walked behind Wu Yong.
In his opinion, this tall man with a crown of jade and a satin robe seems to be much more reliable than the crappy Mr. Ma he invited!
Prejudice against Li Zhixian.
Bai Liu didn't care, but stepped forward and coughed lightly.
He reached out and touched the leather drum tied around his waist.
"Knock~! Boom~! ”
Bai Liu took out a small copper stick and gently knocked the leather drum on his waist.
The moment the voice sounded.
Wu Yong's expression was stunned for a moment.
Because he felt his "heart" suddenly stop, and an indescribable feeling of suffocation was fleeting!
"Knock~! Boom~! Boom~! ”
Bai Liu swayed his body and let out a lame tone in his mouth:
"Please~~God~~嘞~~!!"
At first glance, this sound is full of energy, but it seems unusually high.
The candles around the yamen of Qingshui Town flickered and dimmed in an instant.
"At night~~
Burned the candle alas~~!
Due east is Qinglong Pass, and the green yarn covers the sky all over the place~~....."
Bai Liu was singing, and the sound of the cast copper and iron rod in his hand hitting the leather drum did not stop.
The paper man with a hat, who was standing motionless on the side, took a step forward and walked to the east of the prisoner cart.
"The north gate is Xuanwu Pass, and the black gauze covers the ground and the sky~~...."
The two god paper men stopped for a while, and then moved to the front of the prisoner cart.
The strange tone of the white willow still doesn't stop:
"The white tiger pass is in the square, and the white gauze covers the ground and the sky~~.... The heavenly gate is six zhang six, two yellow doors are three zhang three, the yellow door is pasted with portraits above, the head is covered with seven star glazed tiles, and the foot is eight-edged purple gold brick. Feet on the ground, head against the sky. Take a big stride and walk in a chain, and stand firmly on the camp with both feet~.....
Lantern burns candles, please ~~God~~嘞~~!! ”
Accompanied by the singing and dancing of the white willow, the movements of the two gods of the paper man beside him became more and more expressive.
The paper man first walked around the prisoner.
Then with a wave of his hand, the red lantern hanging from the beam of the Yamen Hall slowly floated into his hand.
With his other hand, the paper man stretched out his hand and began to slowly lift his hat.
The prisoners in the van began to struggle violently.
At this time, the entire hall, whether it was Li Yu's father and son, or Li Zhixian, were all hidden under the seats in the high hall and did not dare to make a sound.
"Hiss~~~"
A distorted note suddenly sounded.
Bai Liu's body slammed suddenly, his limbs inexplicably reversed, extremely awkward, singing and dancing on all fours and beating the "leather drum":
"The old fairy family ~ I know if you're coming, don't make noise, don't make trouble, there is a lot of murderous aura, step on the ground, head against the sky, stride in all directions, stand firmly on the fire candle ~ The long python is to stand, and the sad king is the hall ~
Candle for whip ~ paper for rope ~ willow prison ~ get rid of evil evil ~ sigh ~ sigh ~ sigh ~"
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PS: This chapter is not easy to write~ The author did his best, thank you for your support~