XX City.

On a construction road on Chenghua Avenue of Erxian Bridge, a strange man wearing a blue robe and holding a harpoon in his hand appeared.

"You dare to block my path of the sea god, while I am in a good mood now, apologize to me immediately, and I can still forgive you for the sin of despising the gods!"

"Hurry up, cub seed, wear colorful clothes and stand in the middle of the road with a fork, what are you doing? If you want to sell it, go sell it elsewhere, don't disturb my work! ”

At this time, on a road under construction, Tang San, the Hydrogen God King, was holding a harpoon and staring at the metal monster in front of him.

The metal monster is yellow and black, and there is a cylindrical roller at the front, and there seems to be a person sitting inside.

Seeing Tang San's figure, Master Wang was also very irritable in his heart, he had already annoyed him enough to eat cold pila today, and now there was a strange man with a harpoon in his hand, disturbing his work at the intersection and talking nonsense, if it wasn't for murder and breaking the law, he really wanted to run over it all at once.

Seeing that Master Wang didn't respect himself, Tang San's expression turned cold, in his eyes, Master Wang already had a way to take death, and immediately opened the God Killing Realm and the Blue Silver Realm.

After a while, what made Tang San wonder in his heart was that his two major realms had been unfolded, but not only Master Wang, but even the passers-by nearby seemed to have no reaction.

"Boy, are you going to get out? If you don't get out, I'll kill you. Master Wang finally became angry, and he gently flicked the joystick, intending to drive the roller over to scare Tang San.

However, Tang San saw the roar of this steel monster, and instead of retreating, he rushed forward, and the Seagod Trident stabbed straight under the roller.

In Tang San's eyes, there was absolutely no defense underneath this monster, as long as he stabbed it, he would definitely kill it with one blow, and then he would slowly clean up the disrespectful guy above.

But Tang San was obviously very wrong, his Seagod Trident was actually crushed into powder under the roar of the steel monster.

Tang San's eyes were splitting when he saw this: "You dare to destroy my Seagod Trident......"

“xxx！ It was very dangerous just now, how did your mother teach you? ”

Seeing this scene in front of him, Master Wang was even more angry, ordinary people were already scared to run away when they saw this formation, this kid actually stabbed his fork under the roller, it was just deadly.

"You dare to insult your mother, you already have a way to die!"

Master Wang's words hit Tang San's g-spot, and he immediately revealed Tang Sect's secret weapon, Buddha Furi, Tang Lian, vowing to kill this outrageous guy in front of him.

The Buddha's Fury Fire Lotus shot out of Tang San's hand and landed directly on the body of the road roller, and suddenly, the fire and sound of the explosion sounded on the road roller, but how could the steel made by the national industry be able to be blown up by the Tang Sect's secret weapon?

"Wow, aa Not only Master Wang, but even the passers-by around were frightened.

"Boy, what are you throwing firecrackers under my steamroller? Do you have something wrong with your braincase? Master Wang scolded angrily.

Although the explosion just now may be worse than the sound of firecrackers, but for those who are used to living a peaceful life, right...... It's just that for the people who stayed on TV, Tang San's actions just now obviously caused a certain amount of .......

PS: Violations, forced to modify.

In the face of Master Wang's scolding, as well as the continuous failure of his own attacks, Tang San's expression changed suddenly, this steel monster not only easily crushed his trident, but the Buddha was angry that Tang Lian blew up on it and there was nothing at all, it was obvious that this had exceeded his expectations.

Tang San decided to give in after thinking about it again and again, and said: "Sir, I respect you senior, you can kill me directly now, but do you dare to make a bet with me, three days later, you will come back to fight the winner." ”

"........." Master Wang has a black line.

However, at this time, Master Wang didn't intend to listen to Tang San's words at all. After all, this guy's behavior is too weird, he wears bells and whistles and his hair looks like a woman, he scolds and attacks at one time, and he is like a Sven person at the same time, even if a mental hospital doesn't watch him out.

Master Wang hurriedly took out his mobile phone to make a call:

"Hello? Police station? This is XX Bridge XX Avenue, there is a neurotic on the road to obstruct the construction, and the steamroller is bombed with artillery battles, please come quickly, it is better to call the people from the mental hospital! ”

Although Tang San did not cause any actual damage, doing such an act in the downtown area was enough to attract the attention of the police.

Soon, the sirens sounded, and several police cars flashed red and blue lights, surrounding the neighborhood where Tang San was.

"Is it reinforcements again, it seems that we can only find a way to escape."

While Tang San was thinking about it, the ghost shadow was full of traces, and he instantly found a gap and crossed over, however, Tang San didn't notice that it was a lane leading to the highway.

"Squeak—"

A Dongfeng heavy truck was driving forward, and Master Li didn't know at this time that someone was rushing in his direction.

"It looks like we have to give it a go!" Tang San looked at the other steel monster in front of him, and made another attack stance, thinking secretly in his heart.

Tang San believed that with the strength of his God King, as well as Dacheng's Xuanyu hand and the Crane Capture Dragon, even if he couldn't kill this steel monster, he would at least be able to suppress it, and then he would be able to clean it up.

In the next second, only Peng's voice was heard.

Tang San seemed to have miscalculated again, the moment Tang San's hand touched the front of the car, he clearly heard the sound of "Kacha", which was the sound of bones shattering, and then, this fragmentation spread from his hands to his whole body.

"Peng ——————", the sound of the metal front colliding with the flesh drowned out the sound of bone cracking, and blue-black blood sprayed into the sky.

Tang San was directly hit by the truck and flew a few hundred meters away, and it took several circles in the sky before falling, red and white all over the ground, and it seemed that he couldn't survive.

"Xiao Wu ......" These were the last words Tang San could say before he died.

End

"This station news reported that an unknown man provoked the driver of the road roller on the street for no reason today, and used homemade firecrackers to try to attack, causing a wide range of ......, after which the man tried to escape, was hit by a normal Dongfeng heavy truck, and died on the spot, please see the detailed report below......"

PS: Modified.

For people, the death of this "Poseidon Lord" is just one more piece of material on the news.

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On a campus in the city of XX, a man with a harpoon appeared in his hand.

"Boy, I'll count to three and leave Xiao Wu's side, otherwise ......"

"Xiao Wu, is this your ex-boyfriend? He's dressed strangely, and he looks like he's just come back from Comic Con. ”

Brother Li looked at the strangely dressed man in front of him suspiciously, and asked the girl beside him suspiciously.

"Brother Li, don't talk nonsense, I haven't been in a relationship before I was in a relationship with you." The girl named Xiao Wu was also speechless when she saw Tang San, she had been concentrating on her studies when she was in school, and she didn't start to fall in love until she went to college, and now a guy who came out had been talking nonsense here, which made her very irritable, not because he was messing around, but because he was afraid that it would make Brother Li have unnecessary dislike with her.

"That's not right! You are my Xiao Wu, the 100,000-year-old soft bone rabbit in the Star Dou Great Forest, and also the wife of my sea god Tang San, after you died, I was grief-stricken, but fortunately, God has eyes, so I found you here. ”

At this time, Brother Li and Xiao Wu's expressions were obviously looking at a mentally ill person, if his strange clothes could be explained as a coser before this, then now he is the same as a demon, which has already made the two of them feel that this person is either untreated in the late middle and second stages, or he is really sick.

Of course, regardless of whether this person is sick or not, Brother Li and Xiao Wu at this time don't want to waste time with him.

"Xiao Wu, let's go, I think this kid has a bit of a problem with his brain." Brother Li directly took Xiao Wu's hand and left.

Tang San's eyes were cold, this kid in front of him had no respect for himself, and he dared to hold Xiao Wu's hand, at this time, Brother Li already had a way to kill in Tang San's eyes.

"Boy, I said that you should leave Xiao Wu's side......" Tang San was about to pick up the Seagod Trident and directly ended up with Brother Li, but the tall figures of the two people suddenly appeared and held him down.

"Pony, old Huo!" Brother Li saw that the people who came were his two roommates, and they usually had a good relationship.

"Brother Li, I said that Xiao Wu was a red face and a disaster, you still don't believe it, look, harassing the pervert, right?"

"Nasty!" Ah Wu's face was a little blushing, how could anyone praise people for using red faces to cause trouble.

"Brother Li, how do you clean up this kid? Anyway, there is surveillance and someone watching, he is harassing in front, even if we beat him, we are not a violation of discipline. ”

Tang San was full of anger when he looked at their happy appearance, and when he saw those two, he became even more excited.

One of these two looks very much like his son-in-law Huo Yuhao, and the other looks very much like his brother Ma Hongjun.

"Huo Yuhao, you dare to be so disrespectful to your father-in-law!" Tang San's face sank and he said angrily.

"Smack!" Lao Huo immediately gave Tang San a big mouth, although he was also very strange about who that Huo Yuhao was, but Tang San dared to insult himself in public, when he was a bully?

"You're my father-in-law? I'm still your dad! ”

Tang San slapped his face, looked at the pony on the side and said, "Ma Hongjun, we are brothers, the world-famous Shrek Seven Monsters back then, you treat me like this now?" ”

“bang！” A heavy punch hit Tang San in the stomach, and he retched nonstop,

"My name is Ma Hongjun, and I'm not a brother to you, what Shrek, are you stupid after watching too many movies?"

The clash quickly attracted the attention of the other students, and when they learned that the man in fancy dress had actually harassed the girls of the school, the students immediately became angry.

The raindrops of fists and legs fell on Tang San, and Tang San couldn't even fight back for half a point the whole time, even the killing realm had no effect on them.

Soon, everyone who had been beaten dispersed, leaving Tang San with tattered clothes and a blue nose and swollen face.

Even his Poseidon Trident was interrupted.

"You're waiting for me... I am Tang San, the god of the sea. In Tang San's heart, these students, as well as this school, have already been included in the list of mortal deaths.

……

In the dead of night, after using Xuantian Gong to heal his injuries, Tang San came to a building with many iron cans on the side of the building.

"Let's destroy this building first, I want you to know how powerful my Seagod Tang San is, and none of the people who offend me will end well."

Tang San had already thought about it in his heart, the way those students begged for mercy in the face of his divine might, and that Brother Li dared to dominate his own Xiao Wu, Tang San wanted him to experience the taste of not being able to survive and not die!

With a sneer, Tang San's sleeves waved slightly, and several Buddha Anger Tang Lotus came out together, Tang San believed that this building would be directly wiped out under the power of the Tang Gate's top secret weapon, Buddha Anger Tang Lotus.

However, the modern reinforced concrete is not ordinarily strong, and the Buddha Nu Tang Lian only blew some black marks and some holes on it.

To make matters worse, the Buddha angrily blew up the gas canister stored next to it.

The explosion of "boom ——————————" resounded throughout the campus, and many students were awakened from their sleep.

"What's wrong, what's wrong? What's wrong? ”

"What do you see is that?"

"Isn't that a cafeteria? The cafeteria is on fire! ”

"Hit 119!"

"Don't worry, I'll post a circle of friends first!"

"You're sick! At this time, I was still thinking about the circle of friends! ”

"What's the hurry, there's no one there in the middle of the night, and besides, the school is not us."

End

"This station news reported, yesterday night, xxxx canteen suddenly broke out a major fire, fortunately the rescue in time, did not cause any related casualties, after investigation, it was the explosion and fire caused by the ignition of the gas tank next to the canteen building, please see the detailed report below..."

In the photos of the scene, in addition to the cafeteria building that was not particularly badly burned, a humanoid imprint can be faintly seen, of course, no one knows that this imprint was left after the death of a certain hydrogen god king.

After all, let alone God, how can anyone go to the cafeteria in the middle of the night to set fires.

………

On a snow-capped plateau.

When he got up in the morning to herd the cattle, Abba watched Tang San silently beside him, silently smacking the cigarette in his hand.

This has long been accustomed to Tang San, he is Tang San, because he accidentally traveled to the modern era because of falling off a cliff.

Tang San went to the cowshed first as usual, preparing to drive the cattle to the nearby grassland to graze. In fact, he was very disappointed today, because today was his birthday, but Abba didn't react at all, and he could be said to be heartbroken by it.

Although Tang San has lived two lives, his heart is actually as innocent as a child.

As innocent as his name suggests.

He drove the oxen to a high ground in the grassland, overlooking the snow-capped mountains in the distance, and the endless meadow at his feet, and the mooing of the cattle came from time to time...... Looking at the beautiful scenery in front of him, his gaze gradually became dull, and he was unconsciously stupid.

The feeling of loneliness also flooded from the bottom of his heart, and his tanned face slowly covered with a sour look.

"Tang San, Tang San ......"

At this moment, a familiar voice came from behind, it turned out that Grandma was looking for him, he hurriedly wiped away the tears on his face, tried to squeeze out a smile and stood up and ran towards Grandma.

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"Grandma, why are you here, aren't you making tsamba at home?" Tang San looked at the scrawny grandma in front of him and asked.

Grandma looked left and right, and with a panicked expression, she took out a frosted silver rectangular object from her arms and handed it to him, "Quick, put it away......"

"This ...... This is...... This is the latest frosted silver from RELX 6? Grandma, where did you get that? Tang San was shocked, and took it with his hand, "It's ...... when it's fully charged."

He hurriedly used the Tang Sect mental technique, grabbed the RELX cigarette gun, and hid it in his sleeve.

Because he was recently interviewed and reported, the above has a very strict grip on this contraband, and being caught is the result of his disrepute, so he is not allowed to smoke e-cigarettes in the town.

Here, e-cigarettes are contraband, heretical, and unacceptable products.

He can only take a sip to vent his emotions when others are not paying attention, but fortunately, Grandma hurts him, he doesn't know that Yue Ke has been out for six generations, but Grandma can buy it in time.

"Silly boy, it's your birthday, be happy. Grandma knows, and your Abba knows, he just doesn't say it, this RELX Six Generations was secretly bought by him at the black market merchant authorized store in the town...... You must not blame your Abba......"

Grandma looked at him with those tired eyes, "I know that in the early years, the two of you had a lot of trouble because of traditional cigarettes and e-cigarettes, but now he realizes his mistake, junior, I think it's time for you to give him a soft face, right?" ”

"Soft? Why didn't he give in? I smoke e-cigarettes and provoke anyone, isn't my uncle also smoking e-cigarettes? Why didn't Grandpa talk about him? Why does he care about me, traditional cigarettes are outdated, how many times do you want me to say it? No wonder Abba's cultivation hasn't grown......" Tang San turned his head and no longer looked at Grandma's face.

"......" Grandma sighed, stared at Tang San's back for a long time, and then left helplessly.

Yes, it has only been ten years since he came to this world, and due to his early exposure to e-cigarettes, Tang San's cultivation has already reached the realm of transformation, and it is not a problem to swallow clouds and spit fog.

Coupled with today's six generations of RELX, he already has six soul rings, and this cultivation is also unique when looking at the entire grassland.

Tonight, he will refine the sixth generation of YUKE as his sixth soul ring, and no one will be an opponent in the world at that time.