Han, 11th year of Jian'an (206 AD).

Just two days after the first day of the first lunar month, it is the time when the spring is cold and the winter and spring are alternate.

Night.

Jingzhou, Xiangyang.

Zhennan General Liu Biao's Mansion is like a city, and the guests are overflowing, and the weather is extraordinary.

Chen Feng, a traveler, a child of the Chen family, and the magistrate of Chaoyang County, is one of the guests.

In it, Chen Feng was not arranged in the worst seat like an old-fashioned story, nor did he look out of place.

Even, because of the identity and bearing of the children of the family, there are people around him who come to chat and even praise him all the time.

Cold field or something, there is no such thing as a cold field here.

Of course, this is only for those of his rank or slightly inferior.

Those who have a higher status than him, or whose background is deeper than him, will never be like this.

For example, the guests within ten steps of Liu Biao will only make a slight gesture when they see him.

He accepted it all, and even showed a look of satisfaction with playing.

Just like at this time.

"If you have leisure, I hope that you can go to Chaoyang, and then you will ......"

"Meet, you will sweep the couch to greet you!"

Chen Feng was drunk, with a smile on his face and a few thoughtful manners, and sent away another county man who came to talk about the relationship.

When the others saw this, their eyes lit up, and they obviously couldn't help but want to be the next one.

After all, for them, if they can get in touch with the children of the Chen family, the road will be wider and wider in the future.

And this road is not limited to Jingzhou.

The golden signboard of the Chen family, whether in the Central Plains or the north, is very valuable.

But before the people who were accustomed to the camp came to them.

The bitterness on Chen Feng's face directly dispelled all their thoughts.

And Chen Feng's next behavior also made them quickly understand what this child of a big clan who was worth befriending was going to do.

I saw that Chen Feng first arched his hand towards Liu Biao on the main seat.

Then he covered his stomach with his left hand, half-covered his face with his sleeve with his right hand, and walked out of the guest hall with steady steps.

What he was going to do was unknown.

However, although it is seen.

But many nouveau riche and ordinary wealthy families are still shocked and surprised.

Because they didn't think that they could play like this when they went to the toilet.

And looking at the performance of everyone during the banquet, it seems that they are still very impressed by Chen Feng's behavior.

Even, even Liu Biao nodded lightly at this, and a fleeting flash of satisfaction flashed on his face.

"Is this the Maison?!"

At this moment, many nouveau riche and ordinary wealthy families who had never seen this scene sighed in their hearts.

Of course, Chen Feng didn't care what they thought at all.

Even, if this is not above Liu Biao's banquet.

He would never have done this kind of 'forceful' behavior in the current era under any circumstances.

Not only is it loaded, but it doesn't work at all.

Oh no.

Speaking of which, it still has a little effect.

The only effect of this behavior is probably to look down on the new aristocrats who 'don't know the rules'.

However, in troubled times, is this still necessary?

Chen Feng himself felt that it was not necessary.

But he knew that his superior's superior, Liu Biao, liked it, so naturally he had to do it.

It can't be said that it is a person who talks about people, and a ghost who talks nonsense, but it can only be said that it is a false welcome.

For the sake of official position and treatment, I don't shudder!

You must know that some people even give away their wives, children, and even their own parents for these things.

What is he?

Nothing!

Of course, these thoughts flashed through his mind and quickly disappeared.

Because Chen Feng at this moment has already faced an eternal problem, he has no time to think about it so much.

He seems to be constipated.

This is a quarter of an hour after he entered the hut, he suddenly found one... Now he can't solve the problem.

Immediately, a quarter of an hour passed.

At this time, he also began to become agitated.

At the same time, he was also shouting fiercely in his heart: "Why can't you give something like Coke when you sign in from 9 to 5?" ”

"I knew that the dry food of the ancients was unreliable, and I knew that Lao Tzu was busy with affairs......"

"Why did you come up with the idea of coming to see Liu Bei at that time?"

"I'm afraid I'm crazy!"

He continued to shout in his heart.

But it's a pity that no matter how excited he is and how angry he scolds in his heart, it has no effect.

Should be constipated, or have constipation.

At this moment, a long sigh suddenly came from next door.

"Hey!"

"Once, I was also a hero who rode horses and galloped the world, but now I have given birth to a lot of ......"

"Why is the eldest husband sighing?!"

Chen Feng subconsciously shouted, not only interrupting the emo next door, but also continued emotionally, "Listening to you, I used to be a hero, how can I be this daughter now?" But what is the reason for this? ”

Speaking of which, he wouldn't have so much to do in a normal world.

But the problem is that he is different today.

Anyone who has experienced constipation knows that once a person encounters this situation, they can't control their emotions no matter what.

Especially when the irritability is extreme, the person next to you may scold a few times in their hearts......

What do you poop at this time? Why don't you die?

Of course, Chen Feng is still a little different from others.

Others will only show it in their hearts, and he shows it directly.

However, he didn't call anyone dead, he just wanted to say some poisonous chicken soup casually, so that the people next to him would also ...... Uh-huh.

That's great.

If a person is uncomfortable, it is called uncomfortable.

If two people are uncomfortable together, is it still uncomfortable?

Apparently not.

This is clearly a shared tribulation!

“……”

The emo next door seemed to be out of mood after being interrupted, and didn't speak for a long time.

Just when Chen Feng thought that the person next door wanted to quickly solve the battle and leave, and subconsciously wanted to say something more exciting, the voice finally came from the next door again.

"I didn't want to do that either, but now I realized that my hip (thigh) flesh is already round like a ball, and I will ...... I'm afraid it's hard to go to war again. ”

"If that's all, that's it, but I'm still ambitious, and I can't be reconciled!"

Speaking of this, the person next door sighed deeply and said, "What can I do? ”

Good guys, do you want emo with elephant legs?

If this is like my generation of fat houses who drink Coke every day in the future, you still have to die?!

"You like rolls, don't you?"

Chen Fengting's heart was extremely unhappy, and he immediately said ruthlessly in his heart, "When I meet my master, even if you are unlucky, today... I'll let you know what poisonous chicken soup is! ”

"I heard Your Excellency's voice magnanimous, it shouldn't be an ordinary person, if so, you will be depressed, it really shouldn't be!"

"I have a word, please listen to it!"

After thinking about it, he quickly said without giving the next door a chance at all, "Don't you hear that Jiang Taigong worships the prime minister at the age of seventy-two, Jin Wengong (Chong'er) succeeds to the throne at the age of sixty-one, Gou Jian kills Wu at the age of fifty, and Emperor Gao of this dynasty raises troops at the age of forty-eight......"

"Before Mrs. Jiang worshiped the prime minister, he was just a fisher; Before Duke Wen of Jin succeeded to the throne, he was a wanderer for decades, and before Gaozu raised troops, he was only a pavilion long......"

"Your Excellency, what is this year? How do these achievements compare to those who came before them? ”

"If not, it's okay to regain your ambition, you don't hear Wu X (Xia Amon)... Ahem, as long as you work hard, it's never too late! ”

"If it's a little better than that, let me ask you, did Jiang Taigong sigh when he was fishing? Did Duke Wen of Jin sigh when he was despised by the kings of all countries? Did Emperor Gaozu sigh when he was trapped in Mangdang Mountain? ”

"I really don't know what kind of face you are sighing about!"