"God can't cross the river."

"I didn't expect Vigoss to be so humorous."

"Well, they're all losing, so the ghost is winning."

"A new community phrase was born: If you cross a river, you will be killed indiscriminately."

"Yours, Vigoss."

"People are handsome, they talk with humor, they play games well, people love you to death, huh."

"The one above, I really want to give you two punches."

Lin Feng was interviewed on stage, but he didn't know that his words had been rapidly fermented on the Internet. On major live broadcast platforms, the barrage has completely covered the screen, and the video has fallen into a freeze.

The G-spot of the sailors was immediately hit and they all entered the state of water.

Saliva of course.

On the Mix platform, the community buddies have also begun to become yin and yang. I usually post about how my teammates are pitted, how powerful my record is, and how difficult it is to get a score.

However, now that a few hot posts have just been issued, the limelight has changed, and everyone immediately learns and uses it, learns and sells it, and uses this new stalk to a new height.

"Hey, this fire girl is so powerful, I can't even cross the river. I tried my best, but I only got 12-0-15. Last score, why is it so difficult. ”

"The opposite side must be five black, we can't match the line, we will be killed as soon as we show up, and we can't play. In the end, it took 25 minutes to win against the opposite side. It's too hard, it's too hard. ”

"The college basketball team next door is so awesome, our college can't even get past half the court, it's just a hanging."

"This teacher is so good at fighting, I don't even have time to take off my pants......"

"That license plate, I remember very well, is *****"

"Upstairs, the good man has a safe life."

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After the interview, Lin Feng returned the microphone to the host and walked to the contestant channel. There, several of his teammates were always at the entrance.

Seeing Lin Feng coming, Xiaopang hurriedly greeted him and said with a smile: "Brother Feng, cow." Inadvertently, a new stalk was created, admired and admired. ”

"Huh? What meme? Lin Feng pretended to exaggerate, saying that he didn't know anything.

I just gave interviews as normal, answered questions normally, and rightfully fulfilled my duty as a professional player, just saying what I had to say.

Why did it become a stalk in your eyes?

You must be overthinking.

Lin Feng said that he was interviewed very seriously, so he would not deliberately do things.

After all, he is a very decent professional player.

"Yes, yes." Xiaopang's small eyes were almost gone, with a mean expression, and finally he didn't forget to say, "We all understand." ”

"Hahaha." Lin Feng finally couldn't help it, laughed, put his arm around the little fat shoulder, and said as he walked: "It's all because the host's question is too difficult, if you don't answer it like this, you can't deal with it." ”

"How can you tell outsiders about the training match?"

"That's it, that's it." Chubby agreed, holding up a small belly, and pretended to be resentful: "The little pigeon is doing something." Next time, we'll her like that. ”

Ay?

Why does that sound weird?

Chubby, you're off track. That's not what I meant.

Lin Feng was very helpless, and he said that it was definitely not his own pot that his teammates would be wrong.

The tunnel was not very spacious, and the Phoenix players lined up and passed through one after another. During the walk, I discussed the game from time to time to see if there was anything that could be improved.

At the end of the line, there is the pillow.

Carrying a backpack and following silently, it was surprisingly quiet, not at all like his usual style.

Looking at the tall back of his own mid-lan, the pillow frowned, as if he was seriously thinking about something. After walking for a long time, his brows suddenly relaxed, and his eyes suddenly lit up.

I got it, I really got it this time.

This is the essence of the interview, Brother Feng is giving himself an example.

In the past, when I was interviewed, I always said whatever people asked, and I felt completely pinched by the host, and I always felt very uncomfortable.

After listening to Brother Feng's interviews several times, he finally understood what the meaning of the interview was.

Do things!

That's right, it's about doing things.

The interview is the entertainment after the game. The organizers arranged interviews to attract the attention of the audience again and increase the visibility of the event.

Thinking about it this way, I was still too stupid before.

It's just a silly thing.

However, this is no longer the case. He felt that he had completely obtained the true inheritance of Brother Feng. If he encounters interviews again in the future, he will be confident that his performance will definitely improve greatly.

It's just that you have to do your homework in advance.

As the pillow walked, he thought as the path under his feet gradually deviated, and he almost bumped into the staff in the passage.

Lin Feng naturally didn't know that his performance just now would cause such a chain reaction.

Back in the backstage lounge, he sat on the couch and looked at the TV screen at the very front. Above, the highlights of the game of the past few days are being played on a loop.

It's not yet 12 noon.

According to the schedule of the tournament organizers, they still have one more game to play in the afternoon. It's just that there is a BO3 in the middle, and they need to wait for others to finish playing before they can appear.

The next match, Team EG vs. Team IGV, doesn't start until 2pm. If these two teams play this BO3, then the Phoenix game may be postponed.

Because of this, the Phoenix team has plenty of time to rest.

But the team is full of young people, some have energy and physical strength, where do you need so much rest. So, a few people moved freely and found something to do for themselves.

Meng Tao and Liuliu said that they wanted to go out and take a breath of fresh air.

Sure enough, it's a good friend.

Chubby fell asleep next to the sofa, and then began to dub everyone: "Huhuhu, hehe, um......"

The boss Niu Xiangtian was not too noisy, and pulled the team leader Wu Yong, who had to kill again. said that he didn't decide the winner last time, and he must be killed this time.

But Wu Yong was very reluctant, but he also had to succumb to the obscenity of his boss, and sighed in his heart: "Even if you forget about the dishes, why is it so addictive?" ”

My life is really miserable.

Not only do you have to play chess with a stinky chess basket, but you can't win too neatly.

Life is so difficult, Wu Yong feels that he is too difficult. The key is that the boss has to pull the big dog to be a military advisor, how does he know that it is even more of a pitfall.

To win two stinkers at once, Wu Yong suddenly felt that it was even more difficult for him.

couldn't help but say, Niu Xiangtian put the belongings he was carrying, and beckoned Wu Yong to sit down quickly. Rubbing his hands, he leaned forward, stared at the chessboard for a while, and said, "I'm going to use sunspots." ”

"You go first." He's very atmospheric.

Wu Yong took the chess piece, and he was about to drop the pawn first, but after hesitating, he suddenly changed his strategy and put the chess piece aside.

This hand is very cheesy.

"Bell."

Niu Xiang Tianxia was decisive, and when the chess pieces fell, there was a crisp sound. If nothing else, this momentum has been created anyway.

"Good, good, good chess." The big dog immediately admired and kept nodding.

Niu Xiangtian looked at the big dog, his face was full of relief, meaning: Dog, you still understand me.

"Ugh." Wu sighed in his heart, pinching the chess pieces and not knowing how to fall. His brows deepened as if he had encountered a huge problem in his life.

Finally, the drop is next to the first white seed.

"Huh." Niu Xiang Tianyile was very disdainful in his heart: This hand is mediocre, and look at my next wonderful move.

Immediately, the second piece is dropped.

The two sides come and go, attacking each other, and the sound of the falling son is matched with the snoring of the little fat, which actually complements each other, faintly with the meaning of Jin Ge Iron Horse.

Lin Feng stood beside him, watching the three of them kill inextricably and bleed, he couldn't help but shake his head, and at the same time sighed with emotion.

Good guys, a backgammon can also play with the momentum of thousands of troops.

It's not easy, it's not easy.

He was really bored, so he took out his mobile phone and swiped up the short video: the young ladies in the video can best relieve people's tense emotions.

But it didn't take long for a message to come to WeChat.

[Quiet and elegant]: "Son, the little girl I told you about last time, the business card was pushed to you." Remember to add other people's friends, my mother didn't lie to you: the little girl is very beautiful. ”

"I'm an alumnus with you."

"You're a boy, take the initiative."

What am I doing?

Lin Feng couldn't wait to look up to the sky and sigh, now it's okay, my mother is really acting in a hurry, and she can't hide her ears.

What was mentioned yesterday will be implemented today.

Well, this is not only a forced blind date, but also a remote blind date.

Mom is really, are you really afraid that you won't find your daughter-in-law?

Mom, Mom, why don't you believe in your son? You don't believe in your excellent genes at all, can a person like me, who has inherited all your advantages, not be able to marry a daughter-in-law?

Looking at the business cards of the personnel in WeChat, Lin Feng fell silent.

To add, or not to add, that's the question.

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