Chapter 262: The Days of Living Together with Strange Talks (Part 2)
"So... That's it, no matter how much love you love, it's rude! ”
Strange romance TV drama lines come out of the tablet.
Kiryu turned her head helplessly to look at the maid Yatengu sitting on the floor on the living room table, holding a huge paper towel that was comparable to a bed sheet to her.
"Humph!
"Wipe your nose.
The tablet stands in front of the maid Raventengu, like a giant screen that belongs to her.
"Woo woo woo concubine body, concubine body!"
Looking at the crying Raven Tengu, Kiryu only felt that his head was big.
He had just left the dungeon of Lehe South Village, and the four-tailed fox witch woke up from her slumber because of the "Secret Treasure Pavilion Tea Cup: I will take off my clothes when I encounter hot water".
Kiryu recalled the expressions of the mother and daughter.
The four-tailed fox shrine maiden had a gentle smile on her face.
Scarlet blushed and stopped talking.
Scarlet ...... staring at Kiryu first-class with a kaleidoscope writing wheel, as if he was planning to use Amaterasu Black Flame to directly burn Kiryu first-class into slag.
"Let's go back every once in a while."
Sighing that he had saved his life, Kiryu got up first-class.
It is impossible to use the "skin" function separately from the world, and it was only after questioning that he found out that when he left the main world and went to the dungeon, the maid skin on Black Feather's body would disappear.
When he returns, the skin will come back again.
Although Tenjin Elementary School is bound to the "Tenjin Elementary School Key" on his body, considering that he may encounter the situation last time, Kiryu First-Class can only let the "Seven Gozen" monsters temporarily live in their own homes to avoid getting out of control.
"Hey!"
Kiryu shouted to the mannequin standing in the corner of the living room, "Don't move, especially after I'm asleep!" ”
When Black Feather was crying with a tissue, the piano, which kept dripping blood, played automatically, and a sad piece of music was played.
"And you, don't dub it!"
Before going to bed, Kiryu walked to the door of the bathroom and pressed down gently but found that the toilet door could not be screwed.
He had no choice but to knock on the door: "Hanako, are you there?" ”
"Card"
The toilet door opens, and the girl in the red dress with the doll head tilts her head and looks at Kiryu first-class.
"Are you really the god of toilets? I'm going to the toilet. ”
"Intimate Marseille!"
Hanako came out and stood at the door of the toilet.
Wow, run out of toilet and flush.
Kiryu leaves the bathroom and finds Hanako staring at her with a resentful gaze.
"Well, even if you sleep in the toilet, don't forget to turn on the exhaust fan," Kiryu advised, "It's going to stink." ”
"Hmm" Hanako entered the bathroom from Kiryu's first-class side, and closed the door with a "Peng", as if she was afraid that Kiryu first-class would grab her territory again.
Go back to the bedroom and lie down on the bed.
The lights went out, and Kiryu stared at the pitch-black ceiling.
"Before I knew it, the house was full of strange talk...... What's my plug-in? Oh, good student, good student! ”
Fall asleep slowly.
Katsa! Katsa!
Peng, Peng!
Kiryu opened his eyes.
He glanced at his phone.
Three o'clock in the morning.
Leaving the bedroom and casually turning on the light in the living room, Kiryu gritted his teeth and looked at the figure wielding huge scissors in the kitchen.
"What kind of planes are you guys doing?!"
The figure holding the giant scissors stopped, turned to look at Kiryu first-class.
The rip girl wore the mask that Kiryu had won in the first-class lottery, and only showed a pair of beautiful eyes, looking very innocent.
Beside her, the Mona Lisa kept smiling, her jaw cracked, her mouth wide open and frantically eating something.
"Holy, it stinks!"
Kiryu pinched his nose and walked to the kitchen, only to find that the portrait was frantically eating with the mouth with his jaw split, and on the floor was a collection of moldy and sour rancid garbage.
"Who told you to dig through the trash cans?"
As if he was afraid that Kiryu would snatch the food away, the mouth of the portrait chin was huge, and then he swallowed all the garbage comparable to the size of an adult into his mouth with a "uh-woo".
The well-fed portrait returned to the frame, but the portrait in the frame was obviously fat, and the frame next to it could not fit.
The rip girl also put away her big scissors and lay on the sofa aggrievedly, as if to say that she was just kindly helping her colleague deal with game sashimi.
"What a strange talk, it's all problem children!"
Kiryu glanced at the sluggish Yamazaki Shin in the corner, Yamazaki Shin is not a long-known weird talk, so now it's just like the walking dead.
"Seven people are missing, and those who see are replaced" is a very unreasonable skill, the most important of which is "seven people are missing one", as long as one is missing, you can forcibly suck the caught person into the group of seven.
Therefore, if it is not necessary, Kiryu is not prepared to let the Seven lose their numbers for the time being, so as not to cause any big trouble.
"Who's there at the window?"
Kiryu noticed that on the balcony, there was a figure holding a book, as if reading.
When I walked over, I found that it was a mannequin.
"They're all crazy," the mannequin turned around, with only muscles and no skin, and said to Kiryu first-class, "Knowledge is eternal only by learning, but they are driven only by anger and curses." ”
Kiryu's eyes lit up, he had forgotten before, among the rumors of the mannequin's strange rumors, there is also a legend that this guy actually likes to study, and whenever the students leave, he will move, and it is said that he will help clean the school.
There is a strange story that can be communicated.
It was a bonus.
"Can you please help guide them?" Kiryu asked.
"If it's your command," the mannequin nodded.
After getting the mannequin's promise, Kiryu went back to his room to sleep with peace of mind.
Great morning.
"Master, it's time to go to school!"
Kiryu opened his eyes and looked at the maid Crowtengu who was flapping his wings and flying in front of him: "It's Black Feather." ”
He sat up and stretched.
The weirdos didn't make a fuss, and they kept quiet until the morning, which is really rare.
It seems that it would be wise to choose a team leader for them.
The two women sat on the sofa peacefully, wiping scissors with their skirts, because they were wearing masks, pulling the corners of their skirts to show their long legs, which was unexpectedly tempting.
"This could be the mask killer."
Biting on the sandwich made by the maid Raven Tengu and carrying a school bag, Kiryu went downstairs quickly.
At the staircase, he saw the delinquent teenager crouching in the corner, his skull shattered to reveal his brain.
Thirteen Ladder Strange Tales.
"Hey, control your brains, don't rub them on the wall!" Kiryu said to the bad weird.
"Intimate Marseille!"
The delinquent teenager bowed, and then the whole brain fell out.
"Ah, my brain!" It quickly reached out and grabbed its brain.
With trembling hands, he put his brain back into his skull.
"Red bean paste, intimate Marseille!"
"You! …… Remember to clean up! ”
It's not good to keep a room of weird talk, and this group of weird talk is very unhygienic.