"Crabs and crabs are fishing, fishing is set up, and Laoban stone ladder is strong."

When Li Pu returned from the bathroom, he heard Niko speaking broken Chinese, and his accent was outrageously heavy, the same as the English he spoke.

Seeing Lip return, Niko immediately grabbed him and said, "Lip, I really have to treat you tonight." I heard rain say that you just received a few thousand euros in gifts for the time of the game just now, so what kind of red envelope game do I play, wouldn't it be good to go directly to your Huaguo platform for live broadcast. ”

"Just treat yourself, KFC or McDonald's? It's almost there, buddy still has to broadcast live, get out of the way of me. If you want to broadcast live, go to the manager, we are different, my Huaguo's live broadcast is not within the scope of the team contract. If the club agrees, I can help you contact the platform management to discuss the signing. ”

Li Pu squeezed Niko away, sat down with a smile, and he glanced at the tablet in Ma Tianyu's hand, on which a massive barrage was rolling wildly, dazzling.

"Eat KFC and McDonald's as a treat? Rough! Yours is true, Lip. I don't care, I know that there is a Spanish roast suckling pig here, so when the time comes, we will take Lip directly and let him pay in advance. Niko complained to Olaf.

"Haha. Indeed, is the one you are talking about the one we went to eat together before? Olaf scratched his head with a silly expression.

"Then talk about it that night, are you sure it's delicious?" Lip asked, his stomach was empty, saliva was secreted from the glands in his mouth, and the Spanish roast suckling pig was fragrant to listen to.

When the rain god heard this, he thought for a moment, and after listening to the evening arrangements that the three of them said, he said, "That's okay, I'll go and ask them later." Awesome, O.1! ”

The last sentence was spoken to the audience in the live broadcast room with the microphone on Li Pu's headphones, and his Chinese was limited to the words "sleeping", "hello", "awesome", "invincible" and "Wuhu", which Li Pu learned from his daily life.

"Get out, brothers, let me reveal, maybe my teammates are also coming to the dogtooth live broadcast, the cards must be there, I really don't need to say more about what will happen then, right?"

"The next tournament is EPLS9, and then the next one is Cologne, buddy will directly give everyone the fastest Grand Slam in history, okay, the Berlin MAJOR in the second half of the year Needless to say, it really has to be our prickly heat."

took the headset back from Ma Tianyu's hand and put it on his head, Li Pu immediately announced the news that may be true in the live broadcast room, and also said that he and the team's next goals this year, the major is a must, and the Grand Slam must be taken, both hands must be grasped, and both hands must be hard.

"Personal TOP? I don't understand, I can only see the real chapter under my hands. Looking at the TOP1 rhythm that filled the screen with people, Li Pu also replied.

Niko heard the sensitive words, stepped forward and took off Lip's headphones and said with a smile, "TOP? Aren't you just going to take it if you keep it up? Lip, really let ECO be brushed by buddies. ”

"Rough! I've brushed it a few times, haven't you counted! You wait, next time I'll just brush it up. Naturally, Li Pu would not agree, because the special forces in the team were basically done by the Shuangni combination and Ma Tianyu, and it was not his turn at all.

"The Great Age of Genes"

Niko smiled and reached out to touch Lip's body, "Hehe! I'll just kid, let's go, you don't eat lunch? ”

"You think the anchor is so dedicated, so let's do it, you guys will help me bring one back after eating, what do you say, Niko?" Li Pu said that considering that the time in Huaguo is relatively late, and the sailors may have to rest, he plans to broadcast until 12 o'clock in the evening in Huaguo, and then go to exercise.

Niko nodded, then shook his head again, "No, then why don't you buy it and I'll sit here and play?" ”

"How can there be so many whys, do you have 100,000 whys? And you proposed to go to dinner, you can't be a brother in your heart, and you won't even help me bring food, right? Lipp said as he stared at the barrage and Niko behind him.

Ma Tianyu said loudly at this time, "I'll help you take it and take Niko away." ”

Saying that, Ma Tianyu got up and walked out of the door, his slightly fat body and shiny back were slightly funny under the brisk steps.

Soon, Lipp was the only one left in the training room, and even Neo, who was the second best in the team, went to sign a contract.

"Do you understand the gold content of the anchor, they all went to dinner, and I'm still broadcasting to you. I really can't beat the 500 million battle platform, brothers, the delay is really high, and I am looking for a domestic assistant to push this stream. Let's talk buddy, I haven't eaten, I'm too hungry, and I'm in a bit of a bad state. Cut to the live broadcast room, Li Pu said casually.

[Rem is gone!] ]

[I want to be Li Pu, Wu Tao, Hongru.]

[Brother Pu, can you do another issue of green plum cooking wine on heroes?] ]

[Brother Pu begs for help opening the box]

"Collect the taste, collect the taste, buddy is not a male ketone. As for the evaluation of this year's TOP and green plum boiled wine, I will do it when I return to China, don't panic, the next two games will be the offseason as soon as they are over, and I will definitely return to China. It's really not a question of winning or not winning, and to be honest, the gold and silver nests outside are not as good as my dog kennels. Li Pu looked at the barrage and picked a few conspicuous answers.

"If you have a friend who wants to open the box, you can send a private message to the honest and honest old Zhang, and the buddy will open it immediately. I don't sell keys, and I don't recommend everyone to open them, just play with the jewelry. When I retire, the inventory will be all rolled, and only some commemorative ones will be left. ”

Li Pu continued, anyway, if you are idle, you are idle, and it is good to help the sailors open the box.

When the rest of his teammates returned, Niko placed a lunch box in front of Lip, and a new pair of blue and white sports gloves were lying quietly on Lip's screen.

"Wang Defa! Sports gloves, brand new factory amphibious? Fuck, Lipu, what shit luck are you, you've already earned rice and hemp today. Niko exclaimed, then rubbed his hands and said, "When you can trade, you can lend me two days to play?" ”

"Earn a chicken feather, and still want to borrow or not pay back? But this is my fan's, I'm afraid you don't know and talk to you about it. Lipu, who had already pretended to be forced in the live broadcast room, couldn't wait to open the lunch box, which contained a piece of pork chop and some vegetable and fruit salad, plus condensed milk jam and toast bread brought by Olaf, this is his lunch today.

The thermal insulation effect of the lunch box is not bad, Li Pu's index finger moved, he took off the headphones, got up and handed over the position to Niko, and after saying hello to the sailors in the live broadcast room, he gave the place to Niko, whose little belly was slightly protruding after eating, and said,

"You can help him open the next two hundred boxes, but if you can't open them, you won't have good fruit to eat. Let me remind you again, in addition to driving a brand new amphibious, I also have a garbage glove. ”

"How many boxes did you come out of? I'll come, I'll come, I'll have three gold directly behind me, look at it, I'll give you a show right away. Nico sat down and ate his supper, and a little tiredness welled up in his heart, and unpacking was no better than the present state.

Rubbing some condensed milk on the fluffy toast, Lipp said, "Oh, I'll wait." ”

After a while, looking at the blue sky and white clouds on the page in front of him, the Bosnian man's eyes were a little embarrassed, but he still refused to admit defeat.

"There must be something wrong with these boxes, and it has nothing to do with me. Lipu, I finally know why you are eating at this time, do you know that there is no stock here? ”

“？” As he exited the game, Niko remembered that he had discovered that Lip's friend was still a fan of him, and his eyes were a little complicated, and he opened the inventory of this friend, which was the same set of equipment he first used when he was a mouse.

After a moment of silence, suddenly, Niko spoke, "Lipp, help me thank this buddy for your continued support. No, I'm really going to open him something good today, how can I say? How about I help him rush and drive again? ”

Chewing and swallowing the food in his mouth, Li Pu said slowly, "It's really fake, you still have to charge it?" Dude, forget it, you might as well give him some of the ornaments you used before, the commemorative kind. ”

"Indeed, then I will have a hundred more." Niko turned on his phone as he spoke, ready to scan the code to send some more money to V Society.

This is definitely on top, Li Pu thought about it, and said the news and the situation in the live broadcast room, "...... If you want to pick up wool, people are not stupid, and I won't let him go again. A brand-new amphibious, this sailor has already earned, not to mention that Niko will give him a gift later. ”

[Damn, is there such a good thing?] ]

[Isn't that a good friend of the nun?] ]

[Successful star chasing also earns hemp, mullet roe, Brother Pu is tantamount to pulling the last male guest out and whipping the corpse madly]

[What kind of gift?] It can't be a butterfly, right? ]

[Don't say it, it's really possible]

[Actually, what I want more than Ni Gongzi's friend position, is Pu Ge's friend position]

The barrage of envy and jealousy began to fly all over the sky, Li Pu glanced at the crazy shaking WeChat, it turned out that someone was crazy to send an account to Zhang Lei, and then he frantically forwarded it to himself, what,, f, it's all here.

So, Li Pu immediately stopped the event in the live broadcast room, "Don't make trouble, brothers, we'll play the game after Niko finishes opening these 100, or FPL, don't worry." ”

"It's coming! Fack! Wuhu~" After a while, Niko screamed, and he also withdrew.

Lip wiped his mouth with a tissue, sat down next to Niko, poked his head over, looked at the somewhat crazy glove on it, and said, "The bronze form of the sports glove has been battle-hardened for a long time? Yes, Niko. ”

"You think, don't rush his number first, I'll add a friend first, and I'll quote him my Chaos Dot Matrix later." When the hundred boxes were finally withdrawn, Niko regained his composure, and immediately said to Lip, then got up and returned to his seat, ready to prepare a gift for the fan.

"No problem! What do you say in the afternoon? Are you still fighting? Li Pu had nothing to do, he told the news to the sailors in the live broadcast room, and congratulated this double fan of himself and Bosnia-Herzegovina for getting a commemorative gift.

Niko turned off his computer when he was done, and he said to Lip, "No, I'm going to take a nap, we were all so late yesterday, it's a holiday, buddy." ”

"OKOK, then you go and rest." Lipp said that he clicked the FPL's match button and prepared to play solo himself.

Time flies, and Lip won two more high-quality victories, which is not easy to be honest, but Lip still contributed a visual feast with his own operation.

Estimating the time, in the midst of all the attention, Li Pu ruthlessly turned off the live broadcast, he stood up and stretched on the spot, turned off the computer and prepared to go to the gym to exercise a little.

In the gym, Neo was ironing, looking at Li Pu who walked in with his equipment, he wiped his sweat and said with a smile, "Li Pu, no more live broadcast?" ”

Pulling out his headphones and standing in front of the elliptical, Lip replied, "It's over, what about them?" ”

"I'm going shopping with my girlfriend." Neo raised an eyebrow and said to Lip that he could be said to be relieved and proud today, and because of his good results, Crane has officially signed him as the fifth man in the team.

"Okay, then I'll practice first." With that, Li Pu put on his headphones, listened to the music and began to exercise.

More than an hour later, Li Pu lay down in his room after taking a shower and began to scroll through his phone boredly. "Okay, then I'll practice first." With that, Li Pu put on his headphones, listened to the music and began to exercise.

More than an hour later, Lip lay down in his room after taking a shower, began to scroll through his phone boredly, and then fell into a deep sleep.

I don't know how long later, a knock on the door and the ringing of the phone alarm clock woke Lip up, and he opened the door sleepily, "Who?" it! What are you doing? ”

At the door were five or six big men in suits, led by Bosnia-Herzegovinacs.

"Lipu, let's go, it's time to go to dinner, what about the treat you said?" Ma Tianyu said with a smile.

"Treat yourself, treat you, how many are you really down, scare your brother, why are you wearing a suit, I thought I had provoked some mafia."

Yawning, Lipp said, pulling out his suitcase and starting to look for clothes.

"Did you bring your suit? I just received the news that there will be a CSGO Heroes meeting later tonight, a party that all professional guys who are still in London will attend, and it is organized by the members of the x9 player union. Niko explained why they wore it.

"The Heroes? I didn't bring a formal suit, so it's the same as the real thing, so why don't we eat? ”

This does involve Lip's knowledge blind spot, he asked.

"That's definitely going to be eaten, you don't want to lose it, do you? Who's going to eat in that bragging place? It doesn't matter if you don't bring it, it's just a little inconsistent with our prickly heat Crane's temperament, you scumbag. Niko said, standing in the doorway.

Olaf also shouted, "Spanish roast suckling pig, Spanish roast suckling pig!" ”

"Rough! Let's go, let's go. ”

What can I do if I don't bring a formal suit, Li Pu casually put on his clothes, scolded with a smile, and followed everyone out of the room.