Montpellier's name as the City of Sunshine is not for nothing.

In the afternoon, the warm sunlight shone in through the open window, and the breeze made everyone who had just finished eating sleepy.

"All attention, all attention, I want to make an announcement. Are you ready, Li Pu, when the time comes, it is said that we are going to disrupt our people and some other streamers on the Dogtooth platform to have a confrontation and have some entertainment. The team leader walked in and clapped his hands, so that everyone's attention was focused on him, and now he wanted to talk about the process of activities in a while, and first mentioned Lipp.

At first, Li Pu thought that he was going to make a big job similar to the "Declaration of Independence", his ears were pricked up, and he was ready to turn his head and talk about it with the brothers in the live broadcast room later, but the development of things was not satisfactory, he was a little disappointed, but he still nodded.

"And you..."

Then, the team leader began to continue to communicate with other team members about some precautions, and under Li Pu's reminder, these four guys have basically learned a few swear words and words of thanks, and they will also use the translator to see what the barrage is saying.

"This group of B, let me tell you, it's no different from buddies, don't deify us, we are all human beings, eat, drink, sleep, and watch beautiful women, and they all understand. Especially this Niko, when he started broadcasting, I sprayed him fiercely, and he told me that his mentality was not bad, and he wanted to try the combat power and public opinion temperature of our Huaguo trolls. Anticipating that his team-mates' premiere was about to begin, Lipp hastened to say the bold words of the Bosnian and Black on the night of the victory.

"Not apotheosis? My bragging skills have not diminished back then? Won the prize buddy, you know the anchor, zfb. ”

"Does anyone know which anchors we are linking up with tonight's event, and are there any I know?" Suddenly thinking of the event, Li Pu immediately turned on his mobile phone, glanced at Weibo, and by the way, he also smoked the ten prickly heat crane necklaces that he had promised everyone just now.

"Masixi, Liu Ke, Masto, I don't know the two beauties behind me."

Li Pu read out the name on the picture of the event, but the two people in the back who are more like powerful dogtooth unions directly stuffed in, should be the anchor of Xingxiu, it seems that this is still inevitable, fortunately, it is only BO1, as long as you play faster, it is not a big deal.

"I understand, I understand, when the time comes, let Niko take these two sisters, and directly complete the whole wave of program effects, and the dogtooth official also understands, buddy understands."

"Let me bring it? Do you think my luck will be so bad? I can tell you, since I lost in auto chess, I've come up with my killer weapon, and sometimes I have to call it Panda Ancestor. Facing the camera, Li Pu shook his stupid and silly lucky red panda doll, "Needless to say, I brought it with me when I played, just like when I opened the box." ”

"ROLL? Next time, it must be.,The same paragraph can be ROLL.,Forget it.,I'll just let the prickly heat crane try it here.,Say good first.,It may not be possible.。 Sent by an ex-girlfriend? It's really not, it's just the gold content of the one I bought in Chinatown after passing the liquid trial that day, made in a. Lip laughed.

Suddenly, Niko went berserk and touched Lip's boobs at the camera, "All a few buddies." ”

"Fack! Niko, be careful with your words and deeds! It's no better than a rat table and a tubing, and it's going to be sealed if you play burning, and the system is very strict, and there are teenagers watching. If I'm blocked, I can't do the event, see if they don't kill you? Li Pu casually brushed the fool's hand away, pretended to be serious and emphasized to him, and pointed to the brothers who were still pushing around.

"Mine, mine." The Bosnian and Herzegovina believed it and dragged two Chinese sentences into the camera, "Hey! Dude, I'm Niko, the prince of nightclubs..."

The live broadcast room was suddenly filled with a joyful atmosphere, and the translation team urgently translated what these two sentences were said by Niko, and it was obvious that they couldn't understand the thick accent either.

After a while, Li Pu received a notice that the event was about to start, and after opening the accelerator for the reverse return, he opened the five E platforms that had been placed in advance, this time using their ten people to fight, and the delay could only be overcome by himself.

"Enter TS, this channel." Lip also acted as a bridge between the dogtooth staff and the brothers, and when he entered the TS, he found out that it was Father O and a dog who were already howling here.

"Hey, hey, hey~ Is it the prickly heat Crane's Lipp himself in person?"

"Hey, hey, hey~ Is it a flower pot boy k god in person?" This voice Li Pu is naturally no stranger, and sometimes he will go to the dogtooth platform to watch live broadcasts, except for CSBOY and a few stand-alone anchors, Masto is almost the anchor he watches the most.

Of course, in addition to the future Apex hunting legend of the enemy Taiwan, Valorant's perfect commentary, and CFHD's loyal users, CSGO6657 play with the machine.

"Devouring the Starry Sky: Signing in to Become a God"

It's all buddies, there shouldn't be any need to compare these, Li Pu is equal in his heart.

"Yarema! The old captain and Mr. Ma face to face, how dare I call k god, just an entertainment anchor, choose me later, OK? I'm going to have a real man duel with Niko, so that he knows the gold content of my dogtooth Niko. Masto laughed.

"Sissy, I heard that you have to sit on a double chair now? MO, idol! Lip didn't immediately say that he wanted to choose him, but greeted the two old friends familiarly, even though he had been told that he was one of the two captains.

"Brother Pu! You're my idol, you're really awesome! CS first person you are already a person, when will you return to China? When I go to Sisina together, what do you say? Liu Ke didn't let Ma Xixi say a word first, he said it first.

“OKOK！” Li Pu naturally had no objections, and the people in TS also came one after another, only the two female anchors of the star show seemed to be not ready to come, but this was just right, which made it convenient for them to communicate.

"You can say it well, if you were in my live broadcast room, you would have been arranged by Tomorrow Qing by now!" Masisi naturally took over the conversation, "Your teammates are here, do you introduce them or do I introduce them?" ”

"Let them introduce themselves, how can they make money and ask others to help introduce themselves, you can rest assured, you have practiced in advance."

Lip then quickly spoke a few words in English, and after more than half a year of training, he can now be said to be very fluent and proficient in speaking.

"Hello!" The Bosnian greeted with his own thick accent and tone, "I am the prince of nightclubs!" ”

"I'm the Rain God?!"

"I'm Neo, the god of war."

"I'm Olaf the wicked."

went down in turn, the most funny thing was Ma Tianyu, in his live broadcast room, the barrage was already laughing crazy, he looked at the translation, and laughed himself, "Goddess? Well, rain god! That's right. ”

"Pick someone to choose, is the other captain a beauty? And the other sister paper is also over there? Can I just swap myself over? "At the selection stage, Li Pu joked, which means that he will let Ni Gongzi go to prison, and the dogtooth official is indeed a bit of a thing.

"Pick me, choose me!"

"Pick me, choose me!" Obviously, the brothers of Prickly Crane also found out about this and wanted to pray to Lip to save them from the fire, after all, with this kind of physical delay of more than 100 milliseconds, they were a bit difficult to fight in the first place.

"The other side chooses first, and you have to pray that you are not chosen." Li Pu said with a smile, in fact, he didn't care, he thought he was in prison, but it is true that today is mainly based on the team's premiere.

After a few seconds, Neo revealed his mask of pain, "Me?!" ”

"Because I heard that you were our captain, I thought you were strong." Lip looked at the barrage of sailors and said the reason why Neo was chosen on the other side.

"Good, that's right! Lipp, I'll lead my brothers and sisters to blow you up! Neo looked at the translated barrage, and also made a wave of program effects, he knew that he was probably not as famous as Niko, the rain god and Olaf in China, but he also had the pride of the old 1.6 god of war.

"Is it my turn? Then I'll choose Xixi, and balance the combat power on both sides. Mr. Ma, I really didn't mean that you were an inferior horse. Lip locked onto the wheelchair AK avatar and brought Masisi under his command.

"Damn, why don't you say that? Now the live broadcast room knows that I'm an inferior horse, right? But don't underestimate me, I'll be the first in a while, your delay is so high, I'm not killing indiscriminately? Masisi's mouth stiffened for a few seconds.

A few minutes later, the camps on both sides were divided.

Lip's side is him, Olaf and the anchor trio, and on the opposite side is the old version of the prickly crane Gemini plus Neo with two sisters, and the map is arranged with the most classic Sha Er.

"Lip Lip, remember me?" Before the start of the game, the bald man who was in charge of commenting the event also broke in and interjected.

"Brother Zhe? Can I forget you? Cologne Express, all-inclusive air tickets, accommodation and board, Hamburg, Düsseldorf, Frankfurt, you can choose one of the three. Of course, Li Pu heard that Li Wenzhe was joking, but he also invited him in Boston.

"Wow, don't be kidding, those three places went, I'm going to have your sister-in-law's leg broken." Li Wenzhe also understood what Li Pu meant, two of these three places are one of the four most popular red light districts in Europe, and it is risky to play, and he does not want to be ominous in his old age.

"Haha, indeed." Li Pu just listened to Ni Gongzi blow it and casually said a good word.

[Do you want to add Amsterdam in the Netherlands and Paris in France?] How does Brother Pu understand so well? Red Light District]

[Didn't you never go there to compete?] Can this also be understood? ]

[Ai, Mei's, warts are a big deal, the odds of winning the lottery are drenched]

[I don't care about any of this, I just want to know, can I broadcast the outdoors to my brothers]

[It's not that I don't believe you, it's just that I have a friend who wants to open his eyes]

[People can't help but sigh, is this the charm of Yanmar Knight?] ]

[I don't believe it, women will only affect the speed at which Brother Pu shoots, unless, Brother Pu and I stick]

[Brothers, Brother Pu doesn't lack a girlfriend, what he lacks is a boyfriend, I'll come first!] ]

"Just kidding, brothers, buddy didn't win the second major and the major, there's nothing to do, understand? Typing with both hands to show innocence, male ketone got out of the live broadcast room, and the game started immediately, I hope you all be cautious in your words and deeds, and give some people a confrontation. ”

"By the way, Lip, in order to balance the strength, you can't use a big sniper." Suddenly, Li Wenzhe came over and said, this may be the event planners who have begun to limit the strength of their side, after all, Liu Ke's strength Li Pu still recognizes, let alone Olaf.

On the other side, there are three belts and two sisters, Li Pu really doesn't believe that Ma Xixi and the flower pot boy can't even complete the redemption of their sister.

Suddenly, just as he was thinking, the computer screen turned, and Lip and his brothers who had just chosen came to the map, and because of the right to choose the side of the opposite side, they could now only start with the defensive side first.

"How do you play this?" After losing the pistol game, Niko quickly turned red, although he knew that it was only a premiere event, but the two sisters couldn't understand what they were saying, and it didn't matter if they couldn't walk, they still had to die, and after being killed, they yelled, making a mess in his headphones.

To be honest, in Niko's eyes, maybe if he replaced two robots with him and the rain god or Neo, he would have won this round.

This is the first time he has hated women incredibly, and now he really wants to smoke an e-cigarette, and then spit it out and say what Li Pu said to him before, "Women will only affect the speed at which you shoot." ”

In fact, the psychological mentor Mrs. Michelle also told him that the so-called gentle township is a hero's mound, when a certain desire is satisfied, it is not immediately another strong desire, but a period of depression, which is why many fans say that their idols are sucked dry by bad women.

Coupled with the barrage of Huaguo's sparse pressure after he saw the translation, he was even more upset, "Neo, rain, think of a way." ”

"The latency is a bit high, it's so hard to play." The rain god also said, the Norwegian is not surprised, he has the happiest one here, just do the activity, he dares to pack a ticket, and Lip, who is familiar with emotional intelligence, will release the water and make this game lively and interesting, back and forth.

Even if you don't release the water, hurry up and end the activity that makes him feel embarrassed, and just go straight to the live broadcast and it's over.

In fact, Li Pu also thinks so, this activity is a little not fun and not pure enough, he suddenly has no intention of releasing water, on the defender's side, he chose to let Olaf and MO take sniper rifles, and he is sweeping back and forth in the middle and the community, and for a while he played ten to three, and the defense was solid.

"Sissy, he has no bullets, go and withdraw money quickly, if you can use a knife, the achievement of killing Niko with a knife is not so easy to take, only a few people can do it, I don't have it, I will go first, a burning stick, what are you afraid of!" Sitting in the computer room, Li Pu decisively encrypted in Chinese, and the sound of Niko's sniper rifle changing bullets sounded in his ears, and he was a little nervous.

[Killed CSGO Masisi with AWP]

"Then you should move,! Your step back stunned me. Masisi died and found out about Lip's feint, and he immediately laughed and cursed.

"Haha! Don't panic, this B-pass is such a long distance, you really dare to rush? An inch is long and an inch is strong, we have to wait. Lip waited for an opportunity, and he stood on the box in the doorway, pulling out a stun gun, ready to meet Niko's screams.

"Ah~"

[XE killed with a stun gun]

"Fack! I broke down, my chair broke, I stopped ringing pills. Ni Gongzi finally broke the gong, and he said the first expletives of the night.

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